What should I do with my life b?

What should I do with my life b?
I know serving as a world's guardian is best but that looks impossible to me, so other than that, what should I do?

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I'm a ChemE major but that doesn't feel right for some reason

Get a body pillow of your waifu and masturbate to it constantly

Why do you know my fetish...

Because all guys do it

What do you define a world guardian as exactly? Legitimately curious.

That explains

They literally protect the world from danger

World guardian? like enlist in the military or a super hero?

This list is shit just for the simple fact that it doesn't take doctorates into consideration.

I mean super heroes or something like that

Let me rephrase my question. What job do you see in our reality that does that?

Sorry boys. Gotta duck out the thread and get my dick sucked. Bump this shit for an hour or two. I'll be back once I fuck the brains out this broad.

Nothing, that's why I have to find some alternative

Trust me if I could afford the $800 I would get the 21 ft body pillow of Miia from Monster Musume and go to town

How would you carry her?
Piggy back?

there's always a cheaper alternative if you're willing to look for it user

Right, and also you could make one by yourself

well fuck if that's what you want to do why not.

checked. yeah find someone that will print something on a 21 ft piece of white cloth and sew that to another piece of 21 ft white cloth, stuff it and you got a pillow.

I don't fucking know. How would you carry a 21 foot snake girl?

It was a joke. Although those pillows are real

Get possessed by the spirit of an imprisoned titan that was dormanr inside your mom bur when she gave birth to you she gave you the spirit also. Then help an alien dude open a portal from his fucked up planet to ours so he can get more of the titans pals so they can set him free and destroy all life.

Let her tighten you up

You'd destroy the earth that way

Definitely. I'd just have to make sure she doesn't kill me because what her being a snake and all