32 year old nudist guy who lives in a nudist community with his wife and kids, AMA. Also general nudist thread

Are you swingers also? Ever have a threesome with the wife?

what is the pussy trending now, bushy, tidy or shaved?

Not OP, but where I live you wear clothes when you're cold, if you feel like it, or if you're out in public. The lifestyle usually doesn't involve an irrational hatred or fear of clothing.

The community is family oriented, no swinging or anything. Not in the open anyways. I don't know of anyone who isn't purely monogamous.
See previous reply.

It's like a town full of nudists. It's clothing optional, so people dress up if the weather dictates it.

The majority are shaved, not all though.

Got any family pics?

Can't post them buddy. All of my kids are under ten, so I'd be banned pretty quick. Wife might kill me before that happened, actually.

Any scandals happen in your community? What was the last big thing that happened, sexual or otherwise?

Isnt it still cp tho? Like cant you get in trouble for having em?

What is the reasoning behind deciding to live in a community like that? I mean those of us who don't are like yeahhh naked people every where! But I understand when you're actually doing it and living that lifestyle it's different reasons and not like that really at all. Is it just a way to say what you wear or something doesn't define who you are or something else?

How do you keep out the pedos who are only there to see kids naked?

How do you contain your boner when a hot young woman walks by?

Is religion affected much? Or are there still churches that just ask you wear clothes while inside them for respect reasons?

How come you decided to live in a nudist colony?

>Churches

wat

How long have you lived there?

>nudity equals porn

'murica

Someone overdosed here awhile ago, but it was some college student. 95% of our issues are from tourists.

Nudist pictures are fine if they aren't sexual in nature. Cred Forums doesn't distinguish between the two though.

I was born and raised here, so that's a big part of it. Moreso than the nudism, the community is pretty conservative and friendly. Great for raising kids, which I am. The nudism is a plus, but I'd probably stay here even if it meant to give up on nudism. I don't get boners like that. Nudity isn't sexual to me. We have pretty intense background checks for anyone who moves here, but tourists are treated depending on how they act. We don't really have a pedo problem. People get kicked out if they stare at people, take pictures, act inappropriately, etc.

We only have one church, but it's nondenominational. It's clothing optional, but most churches (like most places in general) wouldn't really be fine with the nudity.

32 years.

lol the churches in our town are now: a brewery, a car dealership, and a boat storage facility.

Probably the best use for them.

what do the tourists do? how cringy are they?

Do you have your own schooling system there or do you have to leave the community for the kids schooling or home school?

bappps

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>A church being turned into a brewery
Damn straight that's the best use for it.

Did your wife grow up in a nudist community same as you or did you bring her into it?

Tourists are generally families, most of whom are only nudist privately most of the year, or college aged students who just come for the thrill. Most aren't bad, but a lot of 20 something year olds don't follow our rules on alcohol.

My kids do online schooling, but we have a sort of education center here. They go there to get help from teachers/older students. It's not an official school though, and a lot of kids here just go out of the community for school.

She grew up in the same place, actually. Our parents knew each other, so we were friends since we were babies.

How many people does your community include not counting tourists that come in?

300+ right now. Not too big. It's pretty cozy.

Bump

Is your cock the biggest

If a tourist was aroused in public would they be kicked out?

It's big, but I haven't compared with everyone. I doubt it's the biggest, but who knows.

Only if they flaunt it around.

Actually, America is one of the few places where nudity doesn't equal porn.

Nice get. Most places here aren't really okay with public nudity, but there are plenty of places that are.

what's the town called? Are single men allowed in? If so, are the townsfolk cautious about these new guys/tourists?

so if the cable guy comes to fix your internet do you put clothes on?

Except for Europe. And Africa. And most areas in South America.

Kids play doctor to explore themselves and the opposite sex, I'd imagine in a nudist colony that'd be more pronounced since they're seeing the difference plain as day (or maybe seeing it all the time desensitizes them to it who knows this is why I'm asking) I know when I was little like 4 I saw a pussy and was like "I don't know what that is, but I like it I wanna see it more", but maybe I was just odd who knows.

Meanwhile at OP's house in the nudist colony family come to visit.

Do you have more casual sex than a normal couple since you can practically slip her the d without having to undress first?

kek

What are some good legal nudist websites?

No V& level shit.

Do you have trannies at the nudist colony? That'd be fuckin weird looking at ladies with dongs and dudes missing their, you're just sitting at a table eating a cucumber and cream cheese sandwich and a guy with a pussy shows up and you're like " where'd you misplace your dick dude?"

I can't give away the name on here, user. I'd rather not have autists harassing people in the community. Single man can visit, but only couples get approved to actually live here. Nobody is really cautious of men unless they are acting weird.

I usually get dressed and tell the kids to not bug workers.

Kids experiment, but sex before marriage is uncommon...at least from what I know.

I have seven kids, so you tell me.

I'm not sure if even legal sites would be wise to visit. I'd suggest visiting a community/camp/beach if you are that curious.

Nope. No openly gay couples either.

>Nope. No openly gay couples either.

So, nudists hate gays, huh I didn't know that go figure.

what would you say is the racial demographic of the town? Do people travel outside of the town for work? What about the other way around?

When you're walking about and sneeze, where do you wipe your hand? You got no shirt to utilize like the rest of us.

I presume they carry tissues in their backpacks/purse. Besides, who uses their shirt anyway...

How many of the women on the colony have big add tits?

>When you're walking about and sneeze, where do you wipe your hand? You got no shirt to utilize like the rest of us.

Loose nut sack/saggy tits.

Is working like a commune type economy or do you leave the reservation to work?

Do your kids know the difference between your community and the outside world?

Also do you watch porn?

How many people there are fat?

Consider the following: in the town, there's a baby with a pacifier, an old woman with a hearing aid, and a man wearing a condom. Who is the most overdressed?

How do I control my boners?

Nobody here really cares about that. But like I said, it's mostly families.

It's 90-95% white with 5-10% white/asian or white/mexican. I'm not sure of the exact number. Some people work outside of the community and some work inside. We have a few non nudists who work in the community, but it's nothing major. They mostly only come during tourism months. Nine year old detected. My wife carries around tissues. Do you use your shirt to wipe your nose?

A lot? I don't have a mental catalog of every chicks rack size.

Yeah, they have been outside the community. They have had friends visit too. And nope, no porn.

Not many. Most people who are comfortable enough with their body to live here respect it enough to keep it fit.

Probably the baby. If it's young enough for a pacifier, it'd probably be in a diaper too.

You learn to control them. They stop happening once you get used to the nudity.

>And nope, no porn.
What a fucking liar. At some point you must had hit it to porn.

how much does it cost to visit the town? And what do tourists actually do apart from being naked? Are there attractions to see? naked hiking events?

>Nobody here really cares about that. But like I said, it's mostly families.

Sir, are you saying gays can't have families? I mean I understand if you're a little trepidatious with the gays "don't want dem queers fagging up the joint"

Top kek

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Nope. I experimented when I was younger, and I've been with my wife for years. I don't really have a need for porn.

It's free to visit, but generally you'll buy shit here. We have community events like cookouts, but tourism branches out more. We do have events like hiking, but they are outside of the community. We are located near the beach, so that limits the whole adventure thing. It does net us a lot of visitors who come for the beach, though.

There aren't a lot of gays. There aren't a lot of gays that have kids. There aren't a lot of gays that have kids and they are also nudist. It's a numbers game, I guess.

why just dont use clothes?
how many of those who born theres just try to get out?

if you somehow unexpectedly get an erection when you're talking to someone, how do you excuse yourself to put on a towel?

>There aren't a lot of gays. There aren't a lot of gays that have kids. There aren't a lot of gays that have kids and they are also nudist. It's a numbers game, I guess.

There weren't a lot of gays married until last year, the system didn't allow them to be. Stop oppressing a huge group of people from trying to live their life man.

Let the fags get naked man, let them be naked with their children "that they adopted" in a non weird way man.

do you ever feel attracted to another woman? especially if you can see how sexy and good looking they are

Clothes are awful. Most kids are happy here (although they get a bit shy around the start of puberty), but they move on in life. Like I said, it's a small place.

You just make up and excuse. Same way you end conversations with people you don't want to talk to.

>Gays didn't get married until last year
>Why haven't you sold houses to these gay couples yet?

I'm not even in charge of real estate.

I think some other women are attractive, but I don't day dream about plowing them.

doesn't being nude all the time take away the sexiness when you get intimate with your wife?

What do you guys do for living?
Are you Mid class? rich?

>I'm not even in charge of real estate.

You son of a bitch, I just can't argue with that kind of logic.

On an unrelated note, Do you guys pop a squat and just take a shit where you feel like it? That'd be pretty gnarly if you did.

Not if you shit in her mouth.

Not really. Sex and nudity aren't the same thing.

Wife is in peds and I'm in IT. Upper middle class or lower upper class, I guess. We have seven kids like I said. That isn't super cheap.

Nope. Like I said, the community is almost exclusively white.

How's the weather there on average?

>Nope. Like I said, the community is almost exclusively white.

I like you, hell you can come over to my house and fuck my sister!

peds?

It's usually pretty warm. Rain is more of an issue than temp.

Maybe later.

> do you guys take a shit wherever you want?
> no we're white.
Top fucking kek

are you more alpha than me because you dont get turned on by the female naked body?
do you have a favourite sort of nipple on a female?

pediatrics

would you say your wife is hot?

>Maybe later.

Don't tease me like this!

I'd fuck her.

Not really to both questions. It's just normal here. I think gigantic fucking nipples look weird, but to each their own.

Obviously, I married her. She's blond though, so if you're not into that she wouldn't be a 10/10.

Do you keep your bush trimmed or shaved or just all out full frontal bush? Do they have a gym where people just work out naked in the community? Is it a typical BBQ on the beach and just have people running all over naked the whole time? Do you drive around in your vehicle in the community naked? Ever had shit stains on chairs/seats? Do they have bidets every where?

>Obviously, I married her. She's blond though, so if you're not into that she wouldn't be a 10/10.

Have you ever peed in her butt?

Not op but as long as your sister isn't a land whale, I'll come plow her if you live stream it/record and turn it into a series of webms to be uploaded to 4chin making us a staple of the porn faction and your sister a legend in the realm of whores

Jesus faggot. Slow the fuck down

Do you wear clothes when you go to work? Does it feel weird to not be naked?

>4chin

She doesn't have that many dude.

Besides it wouldn't be the first time she'd done some depraved shit on the internet, and became internet famous.

You're at WT

how old is she? Did she finish her specialist training yet for pediatrics?

Found ops picture

Pics or it didn't happen. Faggot

I take it girls must choose tampons over pads? did you ever think it would be funny to pull someone's tampon out as they bent over

Heres one
Link in pic

I trim. Yes. Yes. I don't drive my vehicle in the community. No. Nope.

Not yet, user.

Sometimes. I work primarily in the community though. I'm naked enough for it to feel not so weird to be dressed.

She's the same age as me. Already out in the world doing her thing.

Women wear a bottom when they are on their period, so no. That'd be weird anyways.

I need to go help make breakfast for the kids soon, so I can only answer questions for a few more minutes. Let me hear em Cred Forums.

Top fucking kek. I imagine they do play this game. It's gotten so bad that bitches start duct taping their eject string to their leg

what state are you in

You idiots buying all that?... No pics requested?

What a sorry bunch of new fags are you

>Not yet, user.

Follow up question, when will you pee in her butt? Sub addendum 3rd rate, nigger kick addon triple cum swap question. When will you post the video of you peeing in her butt?

Are there niggers .

Eastern US. Not going to give autists anymore info than that.

I'm not sure. I've never really felt a need to pee in her butt.

Nope.

Op wasn't a faggot today. Answered every single fucking question. Even the dumb shit. I'm getting ready for work to OP but you gave me many keks this morning. When the wife is sucking your dick tonight, think of it as my thank you cause...Well I'm not gonna fucking suck it

op's winter wear

>I'm not sure. I've never really felt a need to pee in her butt.

Invalid syntax.

Why have you never wanted to pee in her butt, it's the closest you'll ever come to true love. All other forms of love are just pretenders.

Kek

do tourists have to be naked in the town?

You haven't asked if she has peed in his butt

No clue. Maybe my marriage is a sham.

No, it's clothing optional.

I'll be back in about 10 minutes to answer all questions left. I don't want to leave you guys hanging, but I have things to do. Ask away.

>You haven't asked if she has peed in his butt

There isn't a market for girl pee in this context.

That would involve man ass, it's a cardinal sin to involve man ass, goddamn boy.

Do your siblings live in the town?

John?

>No clue. Maybe my marriage is a sham.

The first step is admitting you have a problem, and the solution is pissing in that bitches ass goddamnit!

.......NO!

Don't tell anyone......

do you ever experience stigma from other people against your community?

That is winter nudism

do you even close the bathroom door? or bedroom door?

There is a difference between marketability and love. You referred to love. My comment was directed toward that end.

I like peeing in butts just as much as the next guy, question is: are you the next guy whos butt I'm peeing in?

Girl pee or man pee?

Ahaha. Fucking end me.

Do you think nudists are more fit than the average population?

Are nudists more confident in their looks?

One of my brothers lives here. Other siblings just visit.

Nope.

Yeah, but I rarely get to shower on my own or sleep alone with my wife without at least one kid sneaking in.

I think so, yeah. Some nudists are land whales who fell for the 'big is beautiful' meme though

That's all the questions for today, sorry guys. Feel free to stick around if anyone else wants to discuss nudism, but I have to go help cook. Enjoy.

1) Have you ever had to deal with Muslim nudists? If so, how did you get around the fact that Muslims wear niqabs around your community while still considering themselves nudist?
2) How did you meet your wife? was she also into nudism or did you sway her?
3) you mentioned that you are sometimes nude at your work. When you are nude, how do your employers handle it? How does your company react to you being nudist. Do you notice any difference in treatment compared to your coworkers?

also
>post AMA on Cred Forums
>respond to all answers in bland PC format

Can you add some flavor to your answers? You know what Cred Forums is so obviously you understand the demographic.
I get that you may be trying to add some credibility to nudists worldwide, but gotdam you are on the sewage of the internet, you know why we are all here.

Well for once, op was not a fag.
Thanks that was interesting.
>you still a freak tho

all this talk about a nude full of nude people and about your wife has made me rather horny. Thanks for the AMA

How many jeans/shirts do you own?

He answered your 2 question already. They were both born and raised in the community and have known each other forever. Also he answered number 3 and he works in the community and he also said he wears clothes outside of it. It's not like he's going to Walmart naked. Read the thread for once. Nobody cares about your idea of bland PC format, he answered every question honestly or at least faked it to answer honestly. All your post does is shit this place up even worse.

thank you for your response.

can you please direct me to his response on question 1?
Great. Please follow your own advice and re-read the thread.
Regarding question 3, once again, please follow your own advice an re-read my question. Specifically, I'd like to know his employers' reactions.

Only the last part of my post shat up the thread. Too bad your entire post is fucking dense as fuck. Read every question carefully. Just because the last part was an opinion and not a question, doesn't mean you should interpret the entire post as an opinion.

do u have daughters? What age? R they walkin around naked? All of them? Got Pics? Share

you sound like the DMV

not far off dubsbro.
this type of wording helped me loads.
protip: think more private.

Cosy*

do you get horny at the idea of other men seeing your wife's naked body? That would make me so hard

>You learn to control them. They stop happening once you get used to the nudity.

That actually sounds pretty depressing tbh. I like getting excited at nudity. Hell I get turn on at nip slips or a skirt blowing up

explains the narrative of OPs responses.

what are your feelings about this:
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???????

If I got a hard on but didn't act weird would I still get kicked out? Seems like it'd be an interesting experience but the whole naked thing seems kind of hard to get used to at first.

>140 posts
>zero pics of OP's "wife"
>zero pics of OP's "kids"
this is why this thread is, and always will be, complete bullshit.

OP's not getting banned to please a virgin faggot like you.
If you need nudist pics search them on Google, there are plenty.

where did i say they had to be nude pics?
>that's right, i didn't

Was starting to wonder if I was actually still on Cred Forums. Thanks, user.

Circumcised?

Dudes not gonna risk him being caught and then getting his whole family harrased