Waifu claiming thread

mkay.

At least you agree

acknowledgement of your opinion is not the same as agreement.

It's a step in the right direction though

Calamity-masu'd

the steps end at that step.

Good thing i know how to make more

somehow I doubt you do.

Why's that?

because you don't know me well enough.

You don't know me. I could be outside your window right now

you could be, but you aren't.

Dont mind me. Just monitoring thread.

Go check

if you were really outside my window you'd know I don't have any need to check. and you'd know why.

4chins has the same birthday as my cousin

I'll give you a cookie if you admit my opinion is best opinion

I have no need for your cookies. you will not sway me with treats.

What about a headpat?

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Happy birthday fagniggers I'm going to die in a hole.

hmm. maybe you know me better than I assumed. but still no. I don't accept headpats from strangers.

my mama raised me better than that.

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this headpat was against my will. the record will show that.

Yes, I stole his headpat.

Over-ruled shitlord.

Ok, i didn't want to do this but you leave me no choice

I'll say beatrice is the best girl in re;zero if you say my opinion is best

Cute pic fam

if the headpat was from you I will accept it.

um, okay.

if you were to say that you wouldn't need me to validate your opinion as the best, because your opinion would speak for itself.

Back at it again, claiming Rin. So I'm pretty new to waifu claiming threads. What makes 3d waifus shit tier?
>inb4 because 3d

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>real girls
>3DCG

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Because 3d

I've been meaning to actually.

>3DPD

no rules against having the same waifu.

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I don't need you to validate shit. Beatrice is the worst girl. #TeamEmelia

you were so close, user. so close.

You know full well I have a ton of cute.
It was.

No need to be shy, now. If you want to say something, go ahead and say it :)

well then thank you.

So were you

That's true
Yo waifu got no arms nigga

Does anybody have a hot glue gun handy? I may need it

that is neither here nor there.

Yo waifu got no personality.

Untrue

yeah but cat

But it is here. If it wasnt here we wouldn't be talking right now

Guns don't have personality, silly.
That is true.

I'm a leg man, what can I say?

that is irrelevant.

For what?
Nyet
That's racist as fuck
Arms are rater important for daily function and fun.

No problem.
Your waifu dont got no smooth skin

and she can in fact lift

Neither are you

It's the truth.
What do you mean 'no smooth skin'? I'm sure her skin is very smooth.

never have I once made that implication.

It doesn't need to be implied. its just a fact

Well I'm trying to fix this keyboard and the usb connector has broken inside the casing so I'll need to hot glue it in place to make it live again

if that doesn't work and it's even more broken than I thought, I'll have to solder it

You aren't wrong. But I like to imagine her legs are are very toned as she uses them for literally everything. She's even a painter so I imagine her feet are very dexterous.

I am well aware.

Galil has personality though
I actually do have a hot glue gun, but I can't give it to you for obvious reasons
They probably are, but there's some things you simply can't do with feel.Also, not to be rude but her paintings probably suck ass.

All your waifus are shit. Zoom zoom best waifu coming through, also claimed.

Well they are abstract. However they were good enough for her to get her own gallery.

Good. Maybe you do have a brain after all

Zoom zoom right out the fucking door.

Bye.

Doesn't matter how fast you run, Galil still wins every time
Getting a gallery doesn't mean you're good, and abstract is trash IMHO

Throw it through your screen, or send it via e-mail.

That's how hackers do it

I don't recognize you, but OK

Nah.

The stitching. Cant be too smooth there.

>much later than our regular time

Lets Nightcap Rory!

Rules
>rolling between 1 and 09
>anything over 12 is an instant fail
>10 is also now a failure
>rerolls allowed and encouraged
Exceptions
Dubs - you choose the drink
Trips - two drinks. Mix and match.
Quads - one of all. Just fuck my life up.

Who is most punchable MC?

I vote Subaru. The cunt.

need it for various functions.

Quints says codeine and 5 shots of whatever.

Yeah, I guess I am not exactly commoving

Why not?

Sure, but the rest would be smooth.
>if a get, no, alcohol is bad

>Asuha claimed

Roll

llor

Guns don't have personality, as I've stated before.

Roell

r o l l

Alcohol is actually good for you, its alcoholism that's bad for you.
You can't tell me you haven't drank before
I just don't think I've ever seen you before though
But Galil does, as I've stated before

Being smart isn't one of them, i assume?

Last roll then suicide.

I've found no need to be smart in a world full of idiots.

It's 14 it can't drink.

I've drank before, yes. Like maybe a sip.
And no, no personality.

You have, and I have you though

No codeine in the house. Just paracetamol, methotrexate, folic acid, adalimumab and bowel prep.
>alcohol is as bad as guns
Theres a big difference between a sip of a horrible alcohol and a shot of decent stuff. And most of what I have is decent.

I drank at 14 though
>Just a sip
Are your parents liberals?
If she doesn't have personality, how can she smile and laugh?
What's your waifus name?
I mainly recognize people by filenames unless I talk to them a lot, sorry.
>Guns are bad
>

Togameme
Togmeat pie
Nice togameet you
I like you, I togamean it

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Yes but it's 14 and already in the waifu threads

Of course it doesn't drink

Togame from Katanagatari

You tried

nyanpasu. how's it going, ren?

Roll

Thats Togame
And I used that in the sense that its not alcohols fault it gets a bad rep. Users are just retarded.
I kek'd at the third one. Its actually pretty good.
Master donger, deliverer of Makotos kitty keyhole

>I still havent gotten a nightcap guys

I DIDNT MISS IT! GET THAT 7!

Rolling for whiskey and toothpaste

FOR THE MAGIC NUMBER!

Does that count?
>If not, 7 get!

Privyet
I suppose
Fuck, I think I remember you by I can't remember what we talked about.Sorry man,I have a bad memory.
Well that's alright then.

Hey that's pretty good.

Now someone post the 'I'm gay' youtube links.

Fucking Asian Moot every damn day.

Wow, you just hate life dont you?
Which whiskey?
Kavalan
Nant
Dewars
Six Isles
Smokehead
South Island
Auchentoshan
Rock and rye
Dubs count.

My parents don't drink, and they're not liberal.

Ayyyyy, if the whiskey and toothpaste isn't acceptable, you know what I choose!

So, did I miss anything last night? Was busy Jewing it up in Civ 5.

Dewars because fuck.

It's okay, I really don't mind that much. How're you?

Life is boring without any alcohol

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Niggers are rioting in the streets, and you faggots are claiming imaginary bullshit. This is why society is going to shit. Fuck you, cut your balls off.

Did I state alcohol is as bad as guns? Did I say guns are bad?
I'm fine with my boring life, because I'm happy with my boring life.

リアジュ しね

she almost killed her own boyfriend

And i don't need to be smart while im talking to you

Here I was thinking you had to choose the number of dubs. Gunna do the toothpaste too, Rory?
>I demand at least a shot of whatever 7 was!

Hey there Yuno.

(*｀へ´*)

ψ(｀∇´)ψ

Welp. Toothpaste first.
Im stating that your idea of alcohol being bad is misinformed.
Yes.

>Don't drink
>Not liberals
Are they recovering alcoholics?
Im alright, haven't gotten up once even though I've been awake for almost 3 hours.
>Niggers are rioting in the streets
Not here in my peaceful little town, just in the shitholes.Wonder why?
Hello Tsun

>youtube.com/watch?v=52Gg9CqhbP8

You should find a middle ground to sit and not an extreme, nobody's fine with a boring life no matter how much they say they are

Well, sitting in bed is fine too as far as productivity goes

apparently not.

ruri.

hey
hows your weekend going?
morning
you are here rather early

Okay.
My mom is, yes. My dad gets pretty bad when he drinks too.
I seem to be doing fine, and I said I'm doing fine.

And in the name of the bottle, the shot, and the Buddy Christ, may He have mercy on your soul you evil person.
>this modifies the game for next time
>last of the Dewars
You missed the rolling.

Telling someone they're misinformed about the dangers of alcohol with a handful of toothpaste.

L
M
A
O

If you feel that way, but I think it's illadviced

Boring is bad
I'm not even in bed I slept on the ground
It's almost 10 AM on a Saturday.
Then I suppose it's alright, good on them for bettering themselves.

Says the worst girl in re;zero

best.

Should have rolled for orange juice chaser.

Worst.

Madman.

Well, I just got home from work. Was playing a dumb as shit Civ 5 game, where the whole of Eastern Africa was blocked and covered in mountains. So I was stuck on that continent for some odd 170 turns or so.

best.

Okay.

I think you misspelled worst.

Glad you got a chuckle, whoever you are.
OJ literally burns my intestines. I would have you say anything but OJ. Havent had it in 10 years since I learned I had Crohns.
If your parents had bad times with it, its natural for them to want to proteft you. But an outright hate isnt a healthy way to go about it. Peer pressure will hit their plan like a ton of bricks. Its better to approach it with a healthy attitude and the knowledge of what will happen.

and I think your opinion is different from my own.

But other peoples opinions don't matter on the internet

>stellar claim
Hangover runs sure are great

Hey.

thats earlydude
go back to sleep
kek thats something
i never played civ but i kinda know how it works

that's just your opinion.

it's correct in this case.

I don't have an outright hate for it. If people want to drink, go for it. I'm not one to control what other people consume, nor should anyone be, but I will voice my distaste towards it.

claimed

>Took 8 whole minutes for me to get a (You)
I've been up since 7, I always wake up early. I can't stand sleeping in it makes me feel like I wasted the day, even if all I would have done that day was shitpost on /waifu/.

I just finally got an archer off the continent to explore. Tomorrow night I'm gunna make a few scouts, and send them off on their own. See exactly who the other 8 nations are, since I've only encountered 3 thus far. And Rome is a cunt.

>youtube.com/watch?v=gaFh71YwZ4Y
Adorable picture, Chef.

I did?
But my stomach hurts, I don't know if I should drink.

Hey there.
How have you been, Togame?

Cutie.
I hope you're feeling better from last night.
How did you sleep?

Claim

And you're 14.
And you've already been affected by alcoholism.
And you obviously can't grasp the fact that alcohol is not the cause of domestic abuse.

Alcoholism isn't an excuse, and that's what it seems you're thinking of it as. Alcohol doesn't force you to do stupid shit, nor does it force youto be violent. That's all the consumer's fault.

yup. back to emptiness.

slept okay, but didn't get very much. woke up after about 3 hours and couldn't go back to sleep. should be fine though.

>domestic abuse
What.
And yes, I realize that it's the user's fault. When did I state it's not the user's fault?

Claiming

I've been just fine. Has your day gone well?

Good morning /waifu/

Good afternoon

Well, I do try and stay cute.
And its rolling for my nightcap, not for others to drink.
Im up a lot later than normal.

You seem to think it's outirght bad because of the crime, hurt and depression ascociated with alcohol. But no, all the people you see who are homless drunks or depressed alcoholics would be homeless or depressed without the alcohol..

Claiming Felix

I haven't said this though. I just don't like it.

Ayyyyyy nice 420 Kitten.

Felix

Alcohol isn't 'bad'. Drugs aren't 'bad'. Society's methods with dealing with the problems of evil is simply to blame them and isolate and alienate the users who offend. That's what's 'bad'.

Unless your original point was that you dislike it as a drink, taste and experience wise?

>yup. back to emptiness.
In this particular context, I'd say that's a good thing.
Sounds like a problem, do you think you'd able to take a nap during your day?
Heading off a bit earlier could also help.

Lovely gif.
You must be fine, if you're still here while keeping with two jobs.
It's been well, had to go get a blood test to check for Diabetes. Hopefully I'll be ok.

You're doing a good work so far.
If you're trying to get hammered, let me help you and roll for it.
Quads get.

>youtube.com/watch?v=QD3uUQSY3w8

Okay.
I don't like it because of the experiences I've had with it.

I'll link you this video anyway.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=ao8L-0nSYzg

I don't see why I wouldn't be able to. not like I have anything else to do. if I get tired enough I'm sure I'll nap.

if not then yeah, I'll just go to bed early again. better than staying up until 4 like I had been.

I actually want to quit one, so I can have one full time instead of two part time, but that's for future me to think about.

I hope it works out well for you

Ayy

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Mako claimed

Okay. I knew this already.

Picture.

>Headpats are illegal.
Wat?

>Webm related.

headpats are not illegal, but they may or may not be wanted.

['hah, gay' in the distance]

I bet he kisses girls, what a faggot.

I bet he doesn't even take dick in the ass.

G3 and M16 are the best raifus

All they are are headpats. No one is getting hurt, right?

I need to be somewhere. Goodbye

Especially you, Ruri

I do not want headpats from just anyone.

goodbye togame.

Unless you pat too hard and give then a brain injury

I approve of this picture

I love you Togame user!

^

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Then who do you want them from?

Good lord, user. I'm not trying to kill them!

Oh.

people I like.

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Laura is hawt

this is a top tier choice.

Sig is mai raifu

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what about them?

just gonna quietly stake my claim

the best

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You never know, it could happen by accident

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