On the edge of crying

youtube.com/watch?v=-YIFw-qSHVM

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Shit normie humor.

on the edge of crying you say?

>She needs to join our startup.

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Kek

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>Programmer
>Uses OSX
>Uses an actual apple product and not a hackintosh if she needs OSX

hahahahah lost

cd code
cd..
>programmer

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Why would you do this

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Holy keks

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Filename got me good

Both hands are on the keyboard. Who took the picture?

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Fucking lost

You're not a magnet are you?

She's just an ordinary poserbitch
Why do you think there's product placement there aswell?
She makes all of Cred Forums cringe

No.
But how do magnets work?

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Classic

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not naming it "monkey see monkey do"

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Mfw 90% americans are monolingual and get mind blasted from seeing a mother fucking epsilon yet still find time to look up letters that "look cool" for their retarded social media account names

( )( ):::::::::::D

As colonel 100 once said
>how do magnets work? They just do

You can use the terminal to compile your code.

Erik?

Sure, if you know that cd.. Will throw an error and cd .. Is the right cmd to go an folder up that is.

Let me check quick by smelling my armpit and wipe my forehead

Nope, turns out i might have showered in the past 6 days so it cant be me

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youtube.com/watch?v=ZiUClqHqHjk

y r u so anggry

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lost

A likely story, BMS
Also,
>checked

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Fucking invisible ninjas cutting onions in my room

I read an article by a rrtired klipsch product engineer laughing about the bullshit consumers buy. He basically said your $200 0.5 meters of oxygen free 2 gauge copper is meaningless horseshit when theres 25 meters inside each speaker. He also said in blind testing, consumers have been unable to tell the difference between monster cable and clothes hanger wire.

Smug bitch

do you know were i can find that interiew?

kek'd but you forgot to put VLC volume at 200%

Lost

Whats so funny about this

do you own beats headphones ?

I listen to music watching the eq box on foobar.

Nope I'm a poor turboslav

I use a headset that's broken in two

>128kbps
>audiophile

The irony is with all that $$ gear he's listening to an mp3 file.

Professor gopnik get out

:')

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>Implying unix isnt a thing
have you tried building a hackintosh?
(its the worst)

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No, I've never tried building a hackintosh. I'm not that poor.

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I don't know I'd I should laugh or cry

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Fucking hell that's given me a chuckle. I actually heard my real laugh.

are there more images of the mommy?

I want to believe this, but why would they sit there and watch for the whole hour and fifteen minutes. And why would they ask about the party. And the pun at the end. Real bullshitty.

lost.i might as well be that plane too.

I got a green text story about a landwhale and her retarded daughter i think is funny
>Be me, 6 years old
>Know little shithead girl from school
>Follows me everywhere, but im a wizard in training so fuck that
>my mother thinks its cute so she sets up a date at girls residence
>Not a house, not a home, an illegal apartment with no windows and one door
>Girl opens door with her key, and there i see about 700 pounds of polish juggalo
>In full makeup, using a loveseat as a dinner chair
>Oh you must be little ariannas friend
>Nod head in fear, as the first wave of funk hits me
>gag violently as i smell what i surmise is the loaf of bread baking in her pussy, the dead rat in her stomach, and the clown jizz in her mouth having war in my sinuses
>She says, oh that, arianna needs to clean up after paulie
>Paulie is an old ass iguana. I later learned the fucker was blind (story about it is funny if you guys want)
>Girl takes iguana out of cage and puts it on the inane clown pussy
>Iguana bites her tit, i leave soon after

I've seen this before but every time I see it I lose it.

What i find more funny is the fail at trying to pretend hes listening to shitty music ripped from jewtube while using expensive equiptment to enchance the experience, he's using a mac.. they used a windows to try and pretend its his screen

fucku

Yeah, that's real fucking hilarious.

Simple physics.
It's called induction. Look it up.

Atleast i tried

Cheeks'd

And you failed miserably.

Go take your participation trophy and sit in your safe space.

I dont got no trophy, and they ejected me from the safe space for farting while i explained a rape joke about the wage gap

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There is literally nothing funny about this banana. There never was. It's just plain stupid.

DIS SHIET GOD ME FUGGED UP XDDDDD

The real joke in this thread

There are 10000 different people dying for aids as you read the next sentence

Gargle balls

Okay, thats fine. I realize that you are bit mad at me cause i didnt entertain you.

>complains about someone's humor
>is a redditor

Congratulations on being a proud cuckold

Nice OC user.

But this isn't a cringe thread.

WHU DEEEED DIS XDXDXDXD

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czech'd+lost several times to this beauty

Its brëtty güd mæt

kek'd

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She never loved you

Faggot

Moral: Never visit a Clinton

shut the fuck up 9gag

Summer has ended no one is going to ansver

Ive never responded and ive seen these thousands of times.

My mother is fine by the way, ask the next user who fucked her

It's not about love.
A relative died 7 1/2 hours ago through cancer.

fuck off

Kek

tfw you're a standard swede and have never seen this

these are dying

good one

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Just to be safe.

We're doing this? This?

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kek

top lel, but i like this one better

Not being original

Is this supposed to be funny?
Drink bleach

mother fucker

shieeet

What I really find funny is when the assholes that get away with sort of bullshit in high school try it in the real world and get the ever living fuck stomped out of them.

LEAVE. YOUR HUMOR IS FUCKING GARBAGE.

I came here to laugh but cried

I know plenty of great programmers that use OSX. This woman is obviously retarded though.

no

lost at D-

Try it

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great post!

>This is my thesis statement.

I remember when these threads used to at least make me chuckle

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I lost over and over again

kys

Lost

wattpad.com/159904091-michael-and-the-sex-goblin

Thank me later.

Win on so many levels

.gif Kek

not really you cuckboy

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Yeah really

im on shrooms right now and this made me laugh, thanks bud.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=XAUDfMOK2dc

That, or they're the types of retarded that progress to public masturbation and actually raping

First time I see this shit complete . Lost gg

yeah, they would be stomped by some whiteknight. this is totally how it happens in reality

This

I literally can't stop cringing no matter how many times I see that image.

I mean, how can she even consider herself a programmer?

She fucking tossed "ls" even and it fucking SHOWS her there is no such folder "code", not only is she too incompetent to handle the fucking 'cd' command properly, she literally can't figure out after 8 attempts that the folder "code" DOESN'T FUCKING EXIST.

#WymymWhoCode

Why do we let women exist again?

This is blatantly tongue in cheek by the author.
No cringe, just you being retarded for not picking that up.

Have you ever thought about how time is constantly rolling out as one collective human experience? We're constantly rolling out through time, but we can only operate in a thought --> action pattern. While we're thinking time is still rolling out, and while we're still trying to make sense of our previous actions, we're letting even more actions go by because time never stops.

O NO

SHEEIT

Oh god now

White knight? If you were to cut some random girl's hair in a bar you'd most likely get your ass kicked by the girl's boyfriend, security, the bar owner, or the girl herself.

But please, try your luck good sir. Let me know how it goes.

kek

kek

>try that irl and see what happens
yeah, you talk like the typical whiteknight buttfaggot

If you look at the python. Shes also making a hello world script. What a hilarious turn of events making fun of someone who is learning.

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Don't worry bro, you'll learn a few things after your balls drop. Trust me.

its satire you retarded nigger

*tips fedora*

Only faggots like you get "stomped"

*rips bong
I can assure you my euphoria is well earned
you clearly get how the world works outside of your basement. thankyou for teaching me the true absolute nature of the universe.

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Ausfag here too, that fucking rocked me mate.

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You are welcome cuckboy. Dont get stomped by all the mean grown ups for doing a prank.

Just letting you know I'm a lurker and support your side of this argument. That is, I agree with you, and understand that everything you're saying is right and proper, and that these newfags actually think you're a whiteknight when in reality, they are because they want that poontang and think they're gonna get it.

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(You)

>Thinks we are posting for attention
>On Cred Forums
>Anonymously
>Uses the shitty "(You)" meme

:^)

128kb/s

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thats not what I am saying my redditfriend. But hey, everybody was new at one time

>I'm sorry he has
>the type the kills you

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Finally. I remember when when these threads made me laugh like this.

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Then what were you saying my sjwfriend from tumblr?

maybe in your backwood redneck bar

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Man it's just not a prank when all you're doing is damaging somebody's property or fucking them up (like cutting a girl's hair). I'm all for shits and giggles but the only humour most people find in this situation is when the guy who's just declared to everybody what a dick he is get's what's coming to him. And happens bro haha. I've seen that sort of instance justice played out many times and it never gets old.

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nuuuuuu

haha what trashy, fucked up bars do you go to where creepy beta 4channers can freely assault girls and not get beaten up?

Also I live in a densely populated city, but yes I imagine even a shitty redneck bar wouldn't let some fucktard get away with that.

no

rip

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0/10 for making me reply
Shove a scalpel down your Dick hole plz

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Ok

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Lurk moar fag
>insert le funny maymay here

That look, knowing she was gonna suck your duck until you betrayed her.

How's about you go kill yourself you big bang theory loving dick munch? Do the world a favor and end it. We'll be better off without you.

You double posting shitlord

fk u

Can't risk it

Didn't lose at anything else, but lost at this comment :P

2fspooky4me

lol hadn't thought of white knights and douchebags having the same motivation. But yeah, most of us are just regular dudes who enjoy shit if it's funny but don't want to actually fuck someone up unless they deserve it. That's why I secretly enjoy when some fuck-wit does something that tells everybody in the room they deserve an ass-kicking. It's the green light all us regular dudes are waiting for when it's socially acceptable to unlock that asshole inner bully in all of us and kick someone's ass haha

lets see you do that with cd

Lol

I actually owned that book when I was 14. It was pretty normal. US fags would go nuts and burn them all

Hey, die. You're fucking trying to impress people on the internet. Nobody cares.

Almost got me user

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nice remix
you actually made me reply to this one
well done

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Holy fuck the feels. That actually made me cry.

Why?

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fgdsgdsffgdsfgds

kek

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I hope everyone in this thread fucking dies

I need

Hey how bout u fuck off fag, i came to laugh not cry

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pls bby no

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If he did that just out of nowhere, that's dick move.
If he did that after he ask her a lot of times to remove her heir from being on his desk constantly, that's not a dick move.

I had this girl in HS as well, but I was 'the nice guy'

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lol?

fuuck that

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No one cares; kill yourself.

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Boy

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first and last panel fucked my sides up

Boyo

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"hurr im a oldfag i ben here sins 2013 lulz b is cancer naw"

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That signature looks like a cock

That fucking plane looks like the one in my brothers room hanging in the same fucking spot

Titel på boken?

reply

Ududjd

Grats on finding the joke

>normie

Spot the shitcunt

Cunt

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Asians make fun of whites way more than whites make fun of them

I don't know if I'm just getting old and bitter but I haven't been able to laugh at these things in ages.

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Niggered

lmao y

nigger

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>the picture itself makes fun of asians

Moar lulzworthy #kodewithkarlie cringe

niggger

o fuck no :(

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[spoiler]test[/spoiler]
[off]test[/off]

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That's a little too far

You are not welcome here

Well the story some similarity with youtube.com/watch?v=G9NS-Qd0WdQ at 1:00
so maybe yes

motherfucker

not this

jesus

U mad bro?

You got me

>be me
>37
>mom is 64
>I'll inherit quite a bit when she dies
>never reply to these posts
>mom is still alive
stop slacking off and make good on your promises, faggot

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fuck off

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best thread ever

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need to be safe

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faggot, here are better tits

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Pretty spicc if you ask me.

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im not nerdy enough to understand that , whats so funny ?

Sucker

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Uh huh....

F A G G O T R Y
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Funny enough, I was using an ide to build my code and I was pissed that terminal wasn't running it. Turns out, I was in the wrong folder the whole time! I used cd to move into the right folder, but lord awlmity, it gave me such a giggle

cant risk dat

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This

bazpingo

fuck you

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Only banana pic that made me smile, even if just for a moment

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She thinks she's a programmer.
>she has a hello world script open
>fails to change the directory
>fails to change into a non-existent directory
>photo prepared with product placement

To make it better here she says girls do code better. But she has logic flaws like
>if a is bigger than b AND b is smaller than a

Also comments on every simple fucking thing.
But what do you expect of a whoring "programmer" model.

tl;dr she's an attentionwhoring bitch

earth wind fire and dirt
fucking magnets how do they work

Xd

Not cool yo

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>this triggers the software engineer

Why did the chicken cross the road?

>Because the driver was an alcohol

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