Post your height, weight, cock size, and job/income. I'll start:

>6'3"
>205
> 8 inches and slightly less girthy than a can of progresso soup
>120k as a teacher

>110 lbs
>6'3"
How's being a skeleton?

8ft
135kg
11.5in
WWE, 1.8M

>120k as a teacher
You must not be in the states because that's the biggest pile of bullshit I've seen since your mother shit you out on that birthing table.

Here's some honesty.

'5
lbs
.5, never checked girth but I'd say around the size of a half dollar maybe?? don't know
>>convineince store clerk

ITT: People insecure about their dicks
>5'7"
>185 lbs
>6" long and about as big around
>Student TA ($11 and hour)

>6 ft 2
>230 pounds
>8.75 inches and slightly less girthy than a tennis ball container
>independently wealthy

6'2"
245lbs
7 1/2"
Production Engineer - 65k

>5'10"
>~250lbs
>6.5" thick as a baseball bat handle
>Stone Mason 60k

>6'2"
>215 lbs
>8 inches long slightly less girthy than a average sized pineapple
>massage therapist (190k)

>5'11"
>195 lbs
>8.3 inches and slightly less girthy than a box of Kraft Dinner.

5'10"
190 lbs
6"
Student
-$65,000

>6'1"
>195
>8 inches long and slightly less girthy than a bottle of suave shampoo
>student

13'7"
615lbs
1'5" girth of a 6lbs pork tenderloin
Troll who lives beneath the bridge (24k plus all the goats I can eat)

>5'10
>150lbs
>7in length, 2in girth. It's a struggle ;-;
>60k in a tech job, with some money on the side for being a faggot and videogame tournaments

5'11 420 5 in girth candy bar income restaurant/retail 20k

Even triple 3s cant save you from these lies.

I got a laugh out of you having a soupcan sized cock though, thats just jokes

>sofa can

why dont you fuckin Americans use the metric system?!

Lets see it pencil dick

6'4: , 14 st , 11.7 " uncut.
£45k analyst

Andre is that you?

Nice tits

True story, girls thought it was too big. That's why I hang out with guys. I can't take pictures now, though, I'm in public

>6' 6"
>666 pounds
>60 inches, slightly less girthy than the original log used for a crucifix
>Priest (6 mil)

Itt: Liars with shit jobs and tiny peckers 4"-5" max

Why does having a skinny dick make you have to hangout with guys?

Sometimes I wish I had a smaller dick just so it would actually be usable. I know mine is smaller than what these shitters list theirs as, and nobody I've slept with could even fit it in their mouth. People just love their E-penis

Yeah, sure OP

Two inches in diameter is a lot. I don't use circumference because that's for faggots even gayer than I am

>About 9 foot
>Weight shifts depending on form
>about a foot long and slightly less girthy than the handle of a cave trolls mace

Pic related, me and my Bling

>6'0"
>210#
>6 inches erect, girth of approximately the opening of a normal aspirin bottle
>Table Games Dealer ~32K year

/thread

6'2''
175 lbs
6.5''/5.5''
US embassy, roppongi small hq..various. 90k

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>6'4"
>210
>8.25 inches and slightly less girthy than a standard brick
>petroleum transfer engineer, 160k plus bonuses

it's an easy job though.

>5'11"
>220
>6.66"
>just got out of the military in aviation maintenance, about $52k after tax. Currently trying to get on at spacex

9' 5".
20 million inches long.
10 magma wide.
19 million an hour fucking your mom

>6'5"
>105 lbs
>8 inches erect, slightly girthier than a Dixon Ticonderoga pencil
>Panhandler/Street performer, 87k/year

most honest answer on this thread

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>6'1"
>154lbs
>7" girth of like a toilet paper roll
>becoming a fashion designer&tailor

Chef at wendys
8.35 p/hr
Girth as a slam

>6'3
>200
>9.3" x. 6.2"
>Janitor (16k)

>6'9"
>252 lbs
>10 inches long and slightly less girthy than a fence pole
>professional psychic (35k)
>>

5'8 (173cm)
65 kg
5.5 inches (14cm)
$0 (unemployed)

>16k a year
Describe your living situation for me, please
like
>rent
>what kind of food you eat
>other shit

>6'3"
>230 lbs
>9.25 inches long and slightly less girthy than a spray paint can
>YOUR NEXT PRESIDENT

>180cm
>160kg
>16cm length, okay girth
>Liquor clerk in a control state (18k)
Fucking kill me already.

6'5, 105lbs?
Lol

fatty

> 180cm
> 160kg

don't 'lol' at me motherfuckair

>6'4
>205 lbs
>9 inches
>IT (112k)

>street performer

When people lie about their height, is 6'4 the height to go for? Why is 6'4 so special

this

Atleast he's honest unlike all the 10inch packing thor wannabe's

6'3"
175 lbs (skinny as fk)
7inch, thick like my thumb.

I crawl into small spaces and hope people give me money

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For the user that wanted to see it.

Dubs of truth

Kek
>drepa alla tröll

>6'3"
>290 lbs
>5.5 inches long and girthy as a remote control
>Psychiatrist (220k)

i really am 6'4 205lbs.

What has to happen for a dick to look like this?
Seems like it was locked in a chastity cage from ages 9 to 29.

ITT: Professional internet fantasists.

ITT: people lie about themselves

God fucking dammit.

>180cm
>75kg
>18cm
>25k (programmer)

>fat beta fag take another pic with your fedora on plz. Also get that shit hard post a pic with timestamp and ruler. 5 bitcoin says its under 6inches

you have 8 dicks?
woah

5'7"
189
4 inches on a warm day
0k (basement dweller)

So, you like to think good about yourself by comparing yourself to random plebes on the internet. Too bad your self esteem is still in the shitter.

>6'0" king of manlets
>180 lbs
>7 inch king of dicklets
>Restaurant manager for 60 grand

>6'5
>230 lbs
>10"
>lawyer (140k)

This should be like 90% of this thread.

Excellent observation. If I ever just wanted to give up on life, I think I can legally file for disability at my weight.

I am well aware, user, thank you.

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Wow first honest post on this thread

5'9

185

9 inches

Club Owner good income.

6'2
180 lbs
5.5 inches
none(0)
Why?

Tr00f lmao, whats the point in actually doing this everyone is completely bullshitting anyways

>184 cm (6 ft)
>75 kg (165 lbs)
>14 cm (5 inches)
>self made (100k to 400k a year)

>6'2
>220
>Around 7 inches
>Carpenter at $11 an hour

>6'3"
>195 lbs
>7 inches
>Engineering Student, front my friend money for weed and do odd jobs to make money

>9,49''
>7904 lbs
>78,7'' cock
>surgeon (23,7 bill.)

Fellow Wendy's chef here
6'4", 215 lbs packing 9 FAT inches

My uncle and cousin are Wendy's chefs too. My uncles cock is only 8.5 inches but REALLY GIRTHY. My cousins cock is an impressive 10.25 inches but only normal girth.

This. My dick is 6.5 and never a word about being to small. Have had several girls say it hurts and back me off some while in doggy or legs up on shoulders

320lbs , 3 " .
£0 , neckbeard

Yes this. Start a new threat with ruler Ana time stamp or GTFO -not one 9 maybe 1or 2 8s. The rest 6 or under lying cucks

what are you, the monster of loch ness?

>5'10''
>190 lbs
>6 inch long decent girth
>software engineer (110k)

Tiny dicked loser detected.

Check mine and weep

>job
>mexican
?

>75 1/2 inches long
>64 inches around before the head
>217 lbs
>being a huge dick (150k+)

If it hurts, more often than not it's because there was too little foreplay, mine isn't massive and the same girl has had no problems taking my dick and other times squeaked like a little girl(and nope, she was not tight at all, never once did i cum or even feel much)

Are you Jonah Falcon?

The first picture under 10 inch cock on google. YOU'RE FAMOUS !!!!!

>5;'10"
>111 lbs
>6.3" ish
>NEET

>6'0"
>205 lbs
>a bit over 7", girthy enough to get the job done
>own a tech co. and a brewery, income varies

>1,75 cm
>60kg
>47cm
>0k

5'9"
190 lbs
7.5 inches
Programmer (120k)

5 10 250lbs 5.5 inches hard, its usually just an innie soft

>5'6"
>125
>7 inches
>lol

7 FEET TALL
350 POUNDS OF LEAN MUSCLE
14 EARTH-SHATTERINGLY GIRTHY INCHES
MULTIMILLIONAIRE

>19'4"
>1000 lb
>14 ft, girth the size of a watermelon
>emperor of the universe, infinite salary