You have the chance to pick one video game character to fuck? Who do you pick?

Both are lousy lays I heard....

a sweede and an arab. there's a race joke in there. something about arab lesbians stealing white women

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Baeonetta

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She's French-Canadian tho

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her

Ahaa! A swede trans-gender and a Filipino man both walk into a barbershop in Lafeyette. The barber looks first at the Thai she-male and then the slooty Fin, shakes her head and says 'getta da fuck owdda ere', m8'!

Great, a massive faggot. Just what this thread needs.

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What kinda shit you play, love?

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Right? I mean, who the fuck wants to smash on a young elf looking for some magical tree....stupid nigger.

The girl from that adventure game with the purple monkey wonkers.

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If you want to fuck blond guys - go to ireland. Not this thread faggot.

Damn I didn't think anyone had a simmilar waifu taste

Carefull. IT'S A TRAP!!!

beyond two souls

General Raam

Oi! is that the one that has that loogin shoe fucker that swing a jackhammer at you from the fruitstand? I love that game, m8!

Christie from Dead or Alive.

My randomized Skein character

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I was talking about Zelda you dumb tryhard....also, there are no blondes in Ireland you dumb monkey...read a fucking book, son.

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this one

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good choice OP

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Neck to smawl.

I would soo fuck all her holes....eyes, mouth, pussy, ass, the ones I would make....good taste user!

tomb raider

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any fem panda from wow

Shiiiiiet they made her face super fucking qt in the second game.

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fuck the queen herself

Agreed. To do this they actually modeled a 12-13 year old boy fro France or some shit for the realistic effect mesh. Qt indeed.

Bowser

ellie last of us

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>could pick any character in any game ever
>picks the most mundane cookie-cutter dime a dozen white girl
Kys, I'm fucking triggered.

sigma klim

More like Babe-ra Gordon, amirite?

Shak'ti. Mmm Fantastic.

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Lulu

I am only attracted to things that can kill me because I am a dysfunctional idiot

ahsoka tano

Easy. Miranda from ME. She got that booty too. The whole package from head to toe.

adult Ciri from Witcher 3

miles

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>Implying any of the characters in this thread couldn't kill your faggot ass

liara

OH HOLY SHIT DAT QT ASIAN DOE

Muh nigga, I was about to think I was alone. The scar makes her even sexier.

Annie from league of legends.
Hate fuck a 10 year old throwing fire while her demon possessed bear watches. Sounds like fun.

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Hitomi from dead or alive 4

She's six.

Why is her face so square?

oh baby

>adult

Zelda is a guy you fag.

I'll take Jo-beth

korra

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Tali

Riven would be a good hate lay too. Fuck that cancerous kit of hers.

And make all the yordles living fleshlights.

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Link is a guy you fucking retard.

Princess Zelda is a female.

Give me Felicia

Piper from Fallout 4

what game is this?

>Falling for such low quality bait

Fuck you Zelda is a boy name

did someone say tali

Prison Architect or something like that

Bloodrayne

There can only be one

overwatch

You fucking casual

Tali

She would've been my only reason to play Watchdogs 2. Fuck those games.

Any bitch from overwatch but out of all hoes in overwatch I'd say D. Va

>Liking annoying papergirl more than qt French android intellectual

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kill la kill

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There was a klk video game?

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I'm honestly sad as fuck she isn't going to be in 2, but i'm gonna buy it anyway and hope for the return of T-Dog.

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Mileena from Mortal Kombat

Too much teeth for blowjobs

i'd call you a fucking pervert for that, unless you're referring to the upcoming season 3

not really, just wanted to post here lol cuz she is a fuckable character

whynot

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Based Curie claimed

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I think you are in the wrong thread friend.

Either is good but that season 3 Clem looks fine!

Jump into ongoing traffic, faggot.

Haydee

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Blaze

Magic Knight

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rrrrrrhhhhh !

>either is good
you do realise that she's only 10/11 in season 2 right? season 3 is around 16 which is legal in the UK at least

i've done had enough of this!

>season 3 is around 16

Lightning from FF13

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The smartest choice!

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perhaps 8-chan would be more suitable for your tastes...

nigga i dont play video games

Jessica Rose from BO3

If she took a shower I'd hit it.

Def

>Not being turned on by the whole rugged, survivalist vibe

Are you legitimately a homosexual?

Yeah, adult
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Princess Zelda, but I imagine with her it would be more than just a fuck since she is the triforce of love. I figure it very intimately compassionate, immediate sense of bonding. Probably the most affection I'll ever get, even if it's just in my head.

Knowing this board I'm surprised this choice hasn't been made yet...

Go away.

Triss from The Witcher.

claim

Mad Moxxi

just sod off while you still can

Quistis Trepe from Final Fantasy VIII.
Or Yuffie Kisaragi from VII. Tough call, really. Cute Japanese girl, or sexy bondage teacher.

fuck i forgot about her good choice

Bruh, everyone says Krystal. EVERYONE. She's hot, but come on. Show some originality for once.

Picture related, it's a beautiful female Tauren. They would be my first choice.

I'd go for Quistis

youtube.com/watch?v=clHB7cyzVwk
I LOVE PARIS !

Fuck T-Dawg, fuck the buggy ass gameplay, fuck their shitty QTEs, fuck their shitty story, fuck those games.

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even as james kidd

What's it matter? Below the neck 98% of female video game characters are identical.

yes please

hahaold skool

Piss off lad.

Story wasn't bad by any means, the gameplay wasn't buggy at fucking all, T-Dog was a pussy slaying god, the mechanics were actually fucking great, especially the stealth mech, the combat could've been better, but i'm sure they'll improve on that.

Watchdogs was by no means a shitty game, and if you believe so your opinion is worth just about 2/5ths of a real persons.

Pic related
I succeed where retarded ai npc enemy could not
Gamefu

Oh my god I forgot about this cute son of a bitch. I swear to god, the whole game I thought I was gay as fuck for thinking he was cute. Never been so glad to find out somebody was essentially a reverse trap.

same...fucking...here bro.

master tigress from kung fu panda

My nigga

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good choice

It was T-Bone, not T-Dog.

Also, Watchdogs was definitely underrated. WD2 will be better, then everything after that will be dull retreading of WD2. Such is the way of Ubisoft.

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hopefully watch dogs 2 will be like assassins creed 2 was to the original creed. Still think that wd was a decent game just the main character was a total dick

Nova

don't count on it, ubisoft really don't have much potential for new games, nearly every single one after 2013 has sucked or disappointed in some way or another

I'm so glad someone else remembers this awesome game. Everybody looks at me like I've got a dick growing out of my forehead when I reminisce about Timesplitters.

Also, Aela the Huntress for nut-busting, scratching, biting, hair-pulling orgasms.

Nobody wants to fuck Tracer. That`s surprising

I feel so painfully autistic.

I don't know why I was thinking T-Dog..

You have Widowmaker and Mei. Tracer is too skinny.

I'd imagine Mjoll would be pretty great in the violent sex department too.

Maybe Vex too..

How could you leave out Mercy?

Swiss MILF>> imo

alyx from half life 2

I'm a decently beefy guy, but I imagine Mjoll would just wreck me. I picture Vex being into some kinky dominatrix shit. I can never decide if she's cute or not though.

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This. I was so lovestruck by her. There's something about her character, not overtly sexual, but so competent and capable that makes her attractive for me.

Pharah

her ass had like the most polygones per volume in the whole game