>having a girlfriend for about a month
>kinda long distance relationship
>really pissed at her cause she replies "great" all the time
>dunno what to write her to get her to communicate in a normal way
... so here´s the thing, you tell me what to write her and I´ll translate it and then write her response here every time, without her knowing it´s not coming from me, can screenshot if u request, pic related ;)
make sure you make it clear if you just want to write here something I shouldnt sent her, this could be interesting
Ask her to loose some weight
Tell her the next time you see her that she isn't going to shit right for a month.
Op is just a dumb sperglord who can't maintain a conversation with a girl
did that already a few times, she promised to do so
If she doesn't know that Hell Awaits is the best Slayer album, dump her.
Shit man I don't like taking to them either. Most inane shit ever.
better than god hates us all? are you sure dude?
Sorry mang, no. It's Reign in Blood
Tell her that by the time your finished with her, her asshole will look like an air horn
Op here, she replied "waaat? :O I dont want anal"
Well sorry tell her it's non-negotiable.
Ask her what does she want then
She looks like she's 14?
her reply was "you"
that´s why I date her xD
Eggs dee
No anal ? If she likes Slayer she MUST like it rough
Post nudes faggot.
Screens?
Pic related? Go save yourself user
her reply was "maybe one day" (we didn´t have sex yet, I didn´t want to fuck her outside for her first time (even though she begged me once) and we didn´t have a chance to be in a bed together yet)
Tell her if shes not into anal you'll just move on to traps, garunteed anal.
c'mon guy
she wanted to fuck outside and you weren't down?
Screen caps op. Don't be a faggot
yup... I think every girl needs her first time to be nice and sometimes special, but surely not special this way
kek
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG
oh and she wanted to fuck outside and you guys didnt fuck? you on long distance, i bet she fucked someone while being with you.
watev, like I didnt :D
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Consider video or audio messages like you can send on Viber. It takes a little more thought than texting. Of course there's also talking on the phone, but I understand schedule conflicts.
also did say to her before, come on guys, be original for fucks sake
that is actually a really good advice, thanks user, we did that before, Im not sure why we stopped
you can post more pictures of that chick OP
I ain't no Jap OP, translate it.
already did, faggot, literal translation:
>"you dont want anal?"
>"for real?"
I dont know
maybe
but i dont know
>"what do you want then?"
you xd
Well, its fuckin dead in here, didnt help either, and wasnt as amusing as I thought, b/ isnt that original anymore :(
your mom.
I can't imagine how ugly you are if you settled for this whale
Drop this fat bitch and get yourself some decent pussy
Call her on the phone. Tell her to fart into the phone if she does keep her if she doesn't dump her