I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know WHAT is gonna come through that door.
>so what do you have to offer user
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I have a 2000 Dodge Stratus. It has a salvage title and only 185000 miles on it. My friend (who is a mechanic btw) says it is worth at least $7k.
15$ and half a fart
Thats my final offer i have 15 shuttles in my garage and they don't sells that good
flaming penis
White girls love big black cock.
Your mother
Let me fetch my specilest in dodge cars
Felch.
How about 15 mil ?
I have AIDS.
got Battletoads?
That's not what your Grindr profile says, faggot.
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Hello my name is big billy they call me BigB for short yah yo car aint that bad she may be worth 3 k unless it can get road kills
I've got this. Might be missing a few parts but still in pretty good shape. What can I get for it?
My meme
Does it have 1 or both testicals in good shape?
I'll need to bring my meme specialist to give me a second word on it
Shoot me an offer Rick
Both
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How many times he has nutted with those testy?
i got this neat figurine i found at the dump.
How about this jeweled Faberge spider?
Can't say, I got it used.
thid hard working nigger
Gtf out of my store you landwhale and for the LAST TIME WE DON'T HAVE BATTLETOADS
All right 14 k
Do you have any dignity or free health-care?
Sincerely, Europe.
Do you have Battle Toads?
We're seriously still trying to make this a thing?
It's not going to be a thing, guys.
Give it up already.
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Deal, I'll bag him up for you.
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How much can I get for this collectible soda?
>I'm Garrison, and this is my ponch, and this is my poncho, and this is my pawn shop.
>I work here, joj.
I got this here Book; how much would you offer for it?
Hold on. I got a guy whos an expert in penises and flaming things.
Oh wait he made this thread.
I sell it for 1$
Here is my Lamborghini Murcielago SV. What can you give me for it?
Average retail is $350,000
>free
You realize you retards still pay for it in taxes. Or do you not know that?
How much for my lambo
How much for a farting telegram? Better hurry up with that offer or it's turning into a log on your counter.
$7 and that's my final offer
I have a rare copy of battletoads for the NES, I'm asking $5500, will not settle for less
Need to Pawn something?
Just relax and
CALL (916_725-6666 OR TEXT ME (530) 383-8994
My expert says it's a fake.
I can give you 20 bucks store credit and a blow job.
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let me get this straight, europe get free health care paid by taxes, which is not the case in the us, and the us still spends more on health care?
how is this shit even possible?
Chumlee bring me coffee dum dum
their health care is fucked. Dude has a point though, taxation is theft. Roads and schools are fine, everything else is unnecessary. Most people who get sick are fat or smokers, so it's not like we're really losing anyone important.
These fine twins I don't really what the market is for them but I saw one go online for about 2300 so I'm asking for 2500
Here they are
I've got two volumes of 2nd edition Johnson's English dictionaries from 1773
A functional Lee-Metford rifle from the First Boer War
A Krag-Jorgensen rifle that can be restored to working order
A non-functioning double barrel shotgun--unsure of manufacturer. I think it's from the 1820's. Call your guy.
6 Kruger Rands of varying dates
A bottle of Groot Constantia red wine from 1909. Not well looked after. Might be vinegar by now.
What do I get?
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How much for Anne Frank's ash tray
Hold on I got a guy who's knowledgeable on these things do you mind waiting a bit
Specialist said yours is a forgery, he showed me his and I must say I can see the differences quite clearly.
Merle's Murder Junkies bass
I can offer you my lunch...
Goddamn it Rick.
Yes, sure, no problem.
The US government doesn't negotiate the price of HC services/devices like European governments do.
YouTube a channel called "vlogbrothers" and find their video on why HC is so expensive. It'll open your eyes.
These trips say you get a toilet tube an Richard Gere that fucker.
do you know about the toads who do battle?
I mean these ones
Do u have... battletoads?
I've got this
Nice, I spoiled the quads on a shitty shitpost
Fuck off faggot.
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