If you can fuck her at the same pace for 15 minutes you get 1 million dollars...

Dude, EZ. I actually find that I cum faster if I go slower, cuz you can savor the pussy texture and that gets me off. Pounding away for 15 min at a relatively fast speed? ez mode

whats a good way to last longer? if i nut first i cant get hard again

i guess it's without condom ?

With viagra it seem easy

She'll be lucky if I'm done in 30. Better pay up and hope she can take a pounding, cuz I'm finishing before I leave.

Can I get drunk first?
If so, yeah easy

This lol

Think about something extremely not sexy. My girl cums at least 5 times every time we have sex and it's extremely hard to hold back from busting a nut in her.

So you know what I do? I think about my printer. The Epson Workforce 3640. It's the least sexy thing in the world, and pretty frustrating. It has gotten me through many times.

Easy, nut in the morning, afternoon, and right before. Takes me an hour going supersonic speed

If she kept that stupid face then no problem, otherwise I'd probably not last.

I think about my mom taking a dump.

Once I hit the 15 minutes can I keep going ?

Holy shit I'm gonna try this

That might not be the least sexy thing to some people on here, user.

Yeah I'm getting paid. If I jack off 5 times before this contest my dick will be too sore to cum. I could last forever.

Jerk off right before then fuck her with my limp rope dick

Samefag

Picture the printer giving you trouble, and you're trying to figure it out and it's so goddamn frustrating. You look at the manual but it's in a different language. The writing is so small you can't read it. You give up, and then go back to trying to understand why the printer worked like a god for the first 2 months after you bought it, then it suddenly does that thing every god damn printer does where it stops working due to driver issues or some inane bullshit like having a piece of hair stuck in the mechanism.

Or just repeat the printer name in your head 50 times while she's coming.

Drunk
Hard drugs
All night

I just need to run a bit more to keep that pace for 15 minutes

I'd like my million please.

Double money for timed explosion.

Sexy printer thread?

Win-win either way ^^

how do you know?

Definitely. It won't be a great fucking for either of us but I can keep a steady rhythm for 15 minutes. It's not very fun or exciting but not difficult either

youtube.com/watch?v=NfJtYD7EHl0

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Not if it's doggystyle; that's my ejaculatory kryptonite.

Capcha strangely related.

Of course. As long as she didn't do any dirty trick

I'd hit that.

I'm a virgin so I'd last 10 seconds.

1) Cum beforehand
2) Keep facing forward
3) no other movements or stimulation

Simple. Easy. Had an ex like that. Took me 20 minutes minimum to cum from entry and that was me giving a fuck.

Ew no. She looks fat and her pussy looks weird.

>I think about my printer.

>not cumming in the first two minutes, then fucking a second time

When I'm inside a girl, my refractory period drops to zero.

I won't cum as long as she doesn't.
The moment she starts losing it and I'm thinking "yeeeeah, that's my dick doing that shit to her, I'm the man" Boom goes the dynamite.

trying this if I ever get laid again

yes. if she was attractive this would be a harder challenge but given that she isnt i could last for a solid hour

That's a $2 bill all day long.

What would too slow look like? You also didn't say we have to go balls deep. I'd be able to last.

this

>Sex has been so ruined by selfish women that the only way men can stay relevant is to think about their printers and sabotage their orgasms for as long as possible

You can't go soft, either. You have to be solid the entire time.

alexis texas never cum, she's the queen of faking orgasm in video, even when she was dating mr pete and doing scene with him, she was faking it, and she's an horrible actress

I'd just nut inside of her and say "fuck the 1 million dollars". Spreading my genes while becoming super arrogant alpha's more important anyway. Then, I'll just disappear. LOL!

I had a boner before reading this, you made me gradually get soft

Very easy if your not a beta faggot

i'd have to look to the sky or whatever, though. would go limp instantly seeing that face or all that fat.

Yea yeaaa

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Nothing to do with your genetic behavior, you fucking moron.

She has a horrible body. I would be able to fuck "that" for hours and still wouldnt cum.

Bullshit. You'd cum all over that if you could, you fucking virgin.

Sure, just give me a line of blow first. Or make my herpes infested cock wear a condom. Instant 20+ mins.