REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

sigurd needs a girlfriend

Rollin'

Why the hell I would want to have a girlfriend when I can have whores?

Fuck it,

Im waiting

Posting

Let's see how many virgins turn up to this party then.

Well that would be nice

im not sure how this is possible but ok ill go for it

so i have 2 grilfirlend then

k

Finally

No gain no pain

as if :(

pls

oh please god

Please

I wish

You sure?

awesome, one just like the one in the OP right?

Sad

TOPKEK MEME M8

cool

I should probably clean my room

its a trap

I live next to an elementary school. this is a dream come true!

Kek

ok

>Tomorrows Sunday
>probably won't leave the house
>getting a gf
TOP KEK, made me reply anyway

fuck yeah

A meme a day keeps the chronic depression away

>hopefully it's an actual girl

roll

Damn neato can't wait to have my first gf!

Hope i'll lose my virginity soon

worth a try

rolling, bitch

But I have a gf today...

Lies!

worth

I mean, why not?

roll for boyfriend

suuuuure!

kek

please

rollll

if dubs this post is real

ez life

Pls

>have no social media
>no one has my phone number

Have I broken the thread?

Perfect!

Well I am going on a date, so ye...

Wonder if my wife will find out...

Please be real

Why not

I've got nothing to lose

DOUBT

how the fuck is that supposed to work though?
I don't plan on leaving the house nor do I have any realistic chance of communicating with a girl through whatsapp or shit like that

10/10 would post again

Why da fuck you lying?

Im married u are all fucking freaks

Its 11pm here so I doubt it but fuck it

youtube.com/watch?v=NfJtYD7EHl0

Pls

yeah sure, whatever

Sure why not

I already have one, but I wouldn't mind a side ho.

This ca be real for real

EEEEE

...

topkek

But im gay

WANT

pls no wizard

Well okay

Lol I actually might considering I'm taking a girl out tonight.

Let's see what happens

M8

Final solution

yiss

Alright, i know its bs but i still wanne

Thanks OP, but I know it won't happen ...

I want a gf

I'm posting, for science

cant wait for tomorrow

Ayy

why not

Ive tried a host of spells and incantations.

Last chance

Seems legit.

about damn time

get me a GF

Okay

that feeling when its your birthday and no one even calls you.....nor you expect a call from anyone whatsoever....
I know that feeling

just testing my luck here, not like this crap actually works or anything

gimm3

Fuck it why not

Worth a shot.

i'm so close -- take me there, thread!

If this post is dubs then it confirms it better to go MGTOW

pls come true

Let's try it

ty op

Why the fuck not

What if I already have a girlfriend?

i already have 2 hands

i want soeone to love me

Doubt it but what the hell

.

no i wont

...

good gf please

no

REPLYING!

Wait if I reply to this thread I'll have a gf before my birthday?! Does that also mean I get birthday sex?

Phew, and I always though I had to put effort in to get one.

done

GF pls hlp

sure

I have a online GF at the moment, she's from Taiwan lmao. Kinda pathetic but I have no issues with getting a girl friend but i'm picky as fuck. I hate how slutty women are now a days.

bs

Many thanks op, maybe I can get pussy now

Your mom volunteeesrs

...

Roll

how do you blue triforce?

sweet thanks fam

Posting

pliss giv gf

Thank you so much OP! I can't wait to kiss her hair

Bullshit

gf or bust

gf plz

Bet

gibe grill please

my only chance

please

If I get dubs then maybe God will smile upon my unsucked cock

Trips says you should go see ur gf

better not be fucking around op

Rollerino for Rayn

Plz

Wewwww

gibe de pussi b0ss

ayyy

this should be way more effective

At least I hope for sex tomorrow.

Rolling kuz lonely af

imokwiththis

Kk

Thats bull, will update

me soon

mine actually looks a bit like this gil
though she has more frekles and her eyes are green

I hope so

Double dubs,maybe he'll also smile upon your virgin asshole

Pls

It's saturday night and im on Cred Forums what are the chancens?

Thnx

gyf

plz...im lone

ahah need

roll

Holy shit! Maybe life isn't so bad Cred Forumsros!!!

ez

Imagine if actually happens to an user in here

worth a reply

a Chance

plz

Yes

Didn't work yesterday, ain't gonna work today. Why not though

DON'T WORRY I GOT YOU COVERED
NOW YOU'LL BE ALONE FOREVER
spent all that extra time here on Cred Forums and make me a company

YES!

PLease BRENDAN CUNNINGHAM

so do my wife havt to know it ? .. Afaire or threesome .. can live with both

Shiet

Have already reached Wizard Level - bring it

k

I wish a nigga could

>tfw no cara gf

But tomorrow's Sunday and I interact with zero people on the weekends r tard

NOOOO!! Just got rid of my previous one 2 hours ago! Why did I reply?!

O boy!

thx no gf for me cuz of you

I want a girlfriend :c

...

sounds legit

>tfw used to have gf

now sad fat and lonely

thank god

so... you deleted your waifu folder? I don't get it.

yes pls

let's see

noooooo
user why would you do that

What is the point of threads like these?

+

...

gib or riot

...

...

Want a girl like this.

Doubt it

Please let it be her, MV

bet

Why not

Cool and good

at last

she is coming tommorow

l

It's finally happening! God bless Cred Forums

...

more like this

well....

Where is she

Challenge accepted

Hope she's prettt at least.

please

alright I'll take one

...

Yes

...

roll

I got nothing to lose

I have a girlfriend. Will this post get me a better one?

Right

best of luck user
I hope you get a really nice girlfriend

ok

Why the fuck not

I doubt it.

bet

jubblies

yes, i am that desperate

Oh boy

I hope its Hatsune

Italian or crotian one please...

I have both lined up anyway... but I think the italian might be the better choice

Sure why not

Sure thing

will report back!

Sweet i cant wait. I really need one

Noice repeating digits.

what are you rolling for, bro? it's unfortunate you didn't get any dubs. my roll shall support your cause, friend.

Might as well give it a shot

...

ok

Reply

ins

Sure thing bud

i want to believe...

leggoh

bullshit

PRAISE KEK

gf thanks

i hope she's hot

ok

Noice

ok

...

here's your (you)

Ok

Pls respond..

ok

I'm not a robot

pls

Please Kek, give me a gf

:'(

cheers my dude

Yep

Odds arnt in my favor

hope she likes it rough

ok

proper bait taken

If only

don't fucking test me OP

ö

Rollin

youtube.com/watch?v=CUpGwybt8So

this belongs on /r9k/

noice dubs brah

Ok

Hope

buying gf 5gp

ye

Gib

great

Oh how I want one.

Ok

I hope my wife doesn't mind

Pls

Gimme gimme gimme

Follow Ryana1284 and ull get a gf by tonight

Pls b0ss

Please

Cool tread op

Hasn't worked yet...

im so desperate this actually looks like a good idea

...

B0ss plz

i hope shes beautiful smart and really into me so much she doesnt care about things like my phimosis

repibed

Fug it

No i wont you fucking cunt liar

Fuck it why not? Bump

rollin faggots

Calling OP's bluff

Pls not neydy or julissa though

pls

wow I don't even want a gf

just a female who is attractive to me who i can insert benis into her pussy, play with her tittays and give me affection and tell me how much of a man i am. that's all...fuck this gf shit

gimme one

kalsl

yes

Try

Sure Jan.

Yay......