Waifu claiming thread

/waifu/ was never good

CLAIMED

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Playing a special variation of Nuzlocke.
Rules:
>You can only catch one pokemon per route, the first one you see is the one you catch.
>You can use masterball cheats but don't break any rules with them
>you may only use the first 6 pokemon you have.
>If they die, you must release them. You may capture a pokemon on the next route.
>Starters are invincible. You get to keep whatever starter you have. This is your OG Pokemon

Next is the Insane Mode
>Catch as many pokemon as you like, but with only Pokeballs
>Use only your starter, all caught pokemon go in computer.
>If your starter faints 3 times, it is Game Over and you must restart your game from last gym.

Romhacks are recommended for this custom mode.
So are emulators for the Hard Mode as you must save at every gym

Most importantly, Happy Hunting!

but now its at its wits end

Cosplay slut reporting in.

We could bring back talking about our waifu.

>What is your Waifu's favorite food?
>Is she in school? Or does she work?
>Does she fight a lot? Or does she live a peaceful life?
>Is she chuunibyou or a fujoshi? Or generally a normalfag?
>How old is your waifu? What is her birthday?

She doesn't really say what her favorite food is, but she has a tendency to get sweet stuff like ice cream when she wants to treat herself.

She is in school, but has worked in a cake factory.

She lives a peaceful life.

Very chuuni and very fujoshi.

Canon she is 18. There is a lot of discussion concerning this. In TomoMote, a spinoff centering around Yuu in middleschool, she claims her birthday is is before March, but in WataMote she has a birthday in late September, near the beginning of cooler weather, hinting around early Fall/Autumn.

Ta-Tadaima

>fujoshi
You do know that means she likes guy on guy right?

Calamity-masu'd

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It means "Rotten girl" and basically means she likes homostuff. And she totally plays BL otome and eroge.

But she CRAVES the D.

>Day One of 24/7 waifu or the ol' once in a couple of days waifu?
Day one as in day one.
>History of /waifu/ is relevant.
I strongly disagree. What good would knowing the history of a circlejerk serve?

I don't think meta discussions are bad per se, but you are right.
That's some really nice music.
soundcloud.com/ljonesbeats/crystal-memories

>The specified profile could not be found.
Sure you mean your profile page ID and it's not on Private or anything else?

I'm not going to complain about it.
>They did it for free.
I just added the mole myself, by the way.

How are you doing, Nanas?

Okaeri!

Thats why people call Tomoko a slut. Not that I mind them...

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Hello Alice.

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Can I borrow some tea?
Whitey
Fr*king Elit*st :^)

Pretty good. Went to a friend's house last night and drank some Royal Crown. Currently nursing a hangover. You?

She's a pseudo slut. The REAL slut in WataMote is Yuu-chan.

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Hey look, no one is answering the questions regarding their waifu.

Whoulda fuckin thunk it?

its almost like people don't come here to talk about there waifu

no the ones i said are the only good card games out there, oh also forgot uno
that sounds really tedious and more like a mobile game like the farming ones
and good to hear your good

to each their own

that's true

i like to find ways to be lazy without seeming lazy
i like carrying my stuff with me, also i don't like using multispeeds, i use a bmx bike/20inch wheels, but the one i have rn has a small front gear so its tiring

Right?

In the next chapter do they have a flashback of Yuu-chan and her bf. Please tell me yes

Nope. It's a kouhai bully thread.

Chapter*

Kouhai bully chapter.

And they bully her with dicks.

Has your day been fine? I don't know if I've asked you this before, but it's okay

I'll probably go to sleep in a bit

>What good would knowing the history of a circlejerk serve?
Makes them feel important?

Mako's favorite food is her mom's croquets
Hinoji is a school right?
She fights sometimes.
Eh I'm not sure about any of those.
Mako is around 16

How was your day?

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steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198100091812

Sorry, I Should have send the link sooner..

Claiming Felix

I don't think Mako would be a candidate for Chuunibyou or Fujoshi. She can be extremely annoying, but she is still fairly normal.

Does anybody know what happened to those ERP threads? They've seemed to vanish completely.

Don't knoe if I spelled "croquets" right
Yeah, she pretty normal
And she's not annoying, just charming!

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Boring, just did some random work around the house and thats about it.
Might go to sleep soon.
What about you? Getting home?

Anyone can be annoying. And her constant squawking annoyed me sometimes. But then again so did Nonon's voice.

So they're contained into a different board now, huh? Usually, I saw them on Cred Forums. Thanks.

Avatar's just the same waifu I post.

Mako.
She likes most things sweet. Her favorite is possibly Anpan.
No and no.
She fights a lot.
Not chuuni, not fujoshi, not normal either.
Her age and birth date are never specified, but her age is estimated to be between 15 and 17.
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Wow, what a hacker.

Sounds like you got some stuff done today anyways, that's anyways good.
Yes, I'm on my way home now. Just stopped to get a bit too easy and we're back on the road again.
We still have about an hour and a half of driving, maybe a bit more

Cirno claim
And also
strawpoll.me/11342944/

Sorry.. It's an old avatar.
As soon as I get my new Pc it gets updated

i mean it seems pretty lazy to me, but keep lying to yourself
what ever makes you happy right?
yea but dont you just have a backpag?
that usually works rather well with biking
and yea a bmx bike isnt that optimal unless you are actually doing the sport bmx
i advice you getting a cheap bike of craigslist, its really easy to get around

As long as you're changing it soon, I'm A-OK.

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I promise sweetheart

Does seem like you have been driving for a while now.
Anyways im off to sleep.

Goodnight.

shit god dammit!

Chillax fam, no need to get upset.

Post bikini waifu.

Yuno, I can't log into my Discord so I made a new one, can you invite me, please?
Mako#4477

good night

Trips and you all post lewds

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Claimed

Reroll

Good night Syndra, sleep well. I'll see you tomorrow/tonight

I'm cool. I'd do anyway
:-)

Hey no fuck off. I only roll one per thread

lewds

See, aren't you a bit calmer now?

>calmer
eh....
Depends whatcha mean by that

lmfao trips now :-)

Claiming best girl

She likes meat the most.
NEET. She'd make an excellent interior designer though.
She's very kind and wouldn't harm a fly, so she lives a peaceful life.
She's pretty normal.
Not quite sure of her age.

Ok I should talk more..
So, how's life dear user?

>She

Nice trips.

>Not quite sure

You better figure it out so you can celebrate their birthday. I'm lucky enough that my waifu more or less has 2 birthdays.

Reroll

never said i wasn't lazy
yea i have a backpack
but honestly i prefer using a board over biking, feels nicer
eh i have a multi speed bike, just that i don't like them, i prefer smaller bikes

>1 off from trips
damn
>not quite sure of her age
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>more or less two birthdays
explain please

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thx

nice dubz

Pretty good, albeit laid back. I always wanted a laid back life though.

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Her official birthday is September 6th, but in TomoMote she claims her birthday is in late February.

There has yet to be a given date for her birthday. EVEN tho there was a straight birthday chapter. And her clothing suggest that it is pretty cold or getting colder, so September is the safer bet.
Check
Roll another set and I'll post a lewd.

k

awww, lol
XDdddddd

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Getting closer.

I imagine you having a chill personality
I like-

I don't remember her age or birthday ever being mentioned.

missed...

BUT STRONGET!!!

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Nice spam

awwww.....

it's not spam...
and one was a self-call

so her birthday is september

thanks bby i try

then oh well

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>mfw this thread

I will give my waifu two birthdays.

Yeah, I'm mostly like that when I'm online, except if I'm playing some vidya. Pretty sure a lot of people are like that, too.

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fuuuuuuccccckkkkkkkkk

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The king of laid back-ness.

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>nice pic
oh okay kek
i guess we all prefer something eslse
but isnt skating to school pretty dangerous?
i mean cars dont really take you into consideration
im sorry im in a game
i will do in a sec

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nein

are you srs....

My best friend is.
Has this chill attitude towards everything.
Got pretty far with that

You aren't terribly good at that.

>mfw you're still unoriginal

nah, not really.

i just try so often that sometimes i get lucky.

I'm usually really close by skill, but GET by luck

nice trips....

i wish they were mine...

Look at dem trips and check these dubs

Heh, pretty much.
>that kissy frame
Pretty nice, isn't it?

Hey, I just suddenly left. Have you seen that before?
Painkillers should have to do, I guess.
Will you stay at home for the rest of the day?

I couldn't answer because of how amazing I am.
Sorry about that, and sleep well.

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Almost every single time you post in the thread you disappear. I'm very used to it.

They aren't they best. Really you just need water and a banana most times. Dehydration is the biggest pain when it comes to hangovers.

Probably. Not feeling to well because of the liquor. You?

Random roll for tirps, blame Cirno.

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fuck.

They can be yours if you try hard enough

What dubs? i don't see any

At least you embrace it.

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well, you can't quit just because you fail over and over and over and over and over and [...]

You gotta KEEP TRYING!
That's TRUE STRENGTH!

You dropped your glasses.

what are those from?

yey! dubs!

See, it's magic!

TRIGGERED

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*AutisticStare

FTFY

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It is.
I like that a lot

oh fucking hell, cmon........

ok, fuck it... i'm done...
god dammit....

I'll try again another time...

eh... ok one more.
last try

Erica claimed

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>skating somewhere is dangerous
>cars don't take you into consideration
honestly if your a retarded dumbass yes, and people who are walking, biking, and skating have higher priority when crossing

alright, goodluck surprising her... actually that sounds easy

>be quick
you were too slow

UR TOO SLO-OW!
~Sanic the Hogepodge

i can't resist.
last today

alright... i'll take that

It's great, isn't it?

Not bad actually.

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If that isn't one of the most adorable images of Shiro, I don't know what would be.

congrats

when will rory be out

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I just did it again, how does it feel?

Oh, I knew about dehydration being a bitch, but it's rather easy to avoid.
I'm staying home as well, bad news from the doctor as you probably saw.

Roll, why not.
I'm drinking, that helps.

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There's a lot of pictures in contention.

The same as when you always do it.

Yeah, I wasn't hydrating when I was drinking.

And no, what was it?

Drinking what?

Kek well I don't know but since I don't skate but i with say I rode in on a dude on a board because he was taking a left on my bike and he was going fast as fuck trying to pass me on a regular street
Skaters usually seem like asses
We watching worlds again later or you going to play games instead?

Can't deny it on my side, either!

Retardation strikes once more

oh yeah Worlds again. All of tonight's matches seems interesting

I bet it hurts a lot, is the pain even bearable?
>Yeah, I wasn't hydrating when I was drinking.
Makes sense to me.

>And no, what was it?
I went to get a blood test, checking for diabetes.
I already had Anemia confirmed and now this. The results should be ready by my birthday, Oct. 4.
Diabetes would be a hell of a present.

Brand store beer, nothing fancy right now.

Nice horn

In just under an hour
Well, anemia and diabetes are horrible together. One of them is fixable though. Are you eating more red meat?

exactly, only dumbasses, and tbh the bikelanes are small as fuck anywhere you go, so if your on a faster bike you can't pass someone on a slow bike unless you go in the street or no ones on the sidewalk

two shiros now?

Eh, it's like when you stub your toe. It's earth shattering pain for a few minutes, but after that it's fine.

Anemia and possible Diabetes? Geez, you'll be getting it from both sides. Not only will you have to watch what you eat, you'll have to make sure THAT you eat. Happy early birthday in case I don't get to talk to you that day.

Right on. That is usually my go to when I drink. But my friend was treating me since I helped him move and we were sipping that Crown Royal.

I do believe these were mine. Probably.

your always leaving quick

>hikage

NICE Waifu, 9/10

Nope. I'm saying that I have a lot of cute pictures of Seaport Princess.
Thank you.

Almost home

Yes, you have a lot of adorable pics.

yea totally
i can see a NA 3-0 tonight. if clg doesnt spaggethi now becase Sol is perma banned
also last match is 6 am for me but i really want to see it
yea i have heard stories of how horrible bike lanes are in the land of the free
but in windmill land its really amazing, sometimes i even have more space to bike than the car lanes
you planning anything when you get home?

Yeah the last game will be late.. But it should be a very good one

Sorry I was a little away
Do you play any vidyas?