Hey Cred Forums I have a Story you may enjoy.
>1991
>7 years old
>My Parents both worked 24/7 One being a Building Inspector and the Other being a Nurse.
>I was pretty much raised by my Aunt.
>She also was the Manager of our local JCPenney.
>There was a Snow Day and I was home from School. My Aunt had to work that particular day as did my Parents so I had no other choice than to go to work with her.
>Pretty much stayed in the Employee Breakroom and played my Tiger Electronics Pinball Game.
>Employees would come and go but I pretty much ignored them.
>But then this Pretty Woman came in and pulled up a seat beside me at the table.
>She asked what I was playing.
>I told her "Electronic Pinball"
>She said that was "Neat" and asked if I wanted something from the Vending Machine. I brought my own lunch and told her "No thank you" Still. She was adamant and finally I told her "Ritz bits" She handed them to me And said she'd be back later.
>I was like O...K.
>By Aunt finally came in the break room and saw the Ritz Bits.
>She asked how I got those and I told them a lady bought them for me.
CONTINUE?
Hey Cred Forums I have a Story you may enjoy
yea
No
And then...
Save all of it in notepad and post when needed or it will 404
Bump not for disappointment
Listen nigger, if this doesn't end with a handjob from the snack lady or your aunt I'll be very disappointed.
go
>She then proceeded to smash her fist on to the Ritz bits crush them into a fine dust.
>WTF.png
>She then snapped at me to clean up my mess
.She then shook her fist in my face and asked if I wanted to "End up like those Ritz bits"
>I shook my head no and proceeded to clean up the crushed Ritz bits.
>She crossed her arms and laughed then kicked me in the butt and I was headed over to the garbage to throw them away.
>LITTLE SHIT she said as she tripped me when I was coming back to the table.
>I fell and nailed my chin on the table.
>She launched even harder and left the room.
>My eyes started to fill up with tears. I had a visible red mark on my chin.
Real story tellers never ask for cont
They dump and if their story is legendary it gets screen cap ed for the years
...
Writing quality went down but story must continue
anything made now will never be considered legendary
I'm waiting.
bumping with my desktop
The End
Of this break
...Now
....Now
.....Now
Typical nigger shit
>I just sat there rubbing my chin which was no starting to swell.
>The Pretty Woman came back in and noticed my injured chin.
Visibly concerned she asked what happened.
>I just told her "I dunno...fell"
>She got me some ice and held it on my chin.
>My Aunt the walked in and sled what was going on.
>She glared at me but acted like she had no idea what happened.
>The PW said I fell.
>Aunt pretended to act upset and suddenly became "Nice"
>The Woman was unaware I was her Nephew.
>My aunt offered to take over icing duty.
>Oh shit. NO.
>lady left the room and my aunt chucked the ice cubes against the wall.
>Got in my face and said "YOU LITTLE SHIT, You better not have told what I did to you"
>I told her I didn't. She said "Good" smacked me on the back of the head and walked out.
did you plow the ho or not?
Bump, why's the aunt such a meanie
Not even enjoying.
>the best part of the story so far, is...
Is the ending of this story going to be worth it
Fuck,why you taking 10 minutes in-between each part of this currently shitty story
Hey, nice quads
Fucking dump the whole shit you dumb nigger op
Im startin to get pissed off myself. I just wanna finish the story and be done
Please dont use the n word
I'm off, if this ends up being a legendary story
Well sheeiiit
>I just sat there. Still. Reeling from the physical and emotion pain my Aunt put me through.
>Pretty Woman came in again to see me and said "So...that's your Aunt...huh"
>I told her "yeah" and she said that they never really got to know one another despite her working there for a year and a half.
>I told her that I didn't really like her. But my parents were always working so I was stuck with her.
>She then proceeded to ask shy I didn't like her and I told her how she was physically and verbally abusive to me.
>She asked if I ever told anyone about her. And I told her "no" fearing repercussions.
>She then asked if she caused the red mark on my chin.
>I nodded "yes" and she got up and said she'd "be right back"
>I felt a pit in my stomach. What did I just do.
I am so dead.
Okay google
Poopoopeepee4.png
Thanks for understanding
This better end up with sex with PW...
tcarlo andrei gh
Yes
Moar!
Hurry up nigger
This actually seems like it going somewhere finally
if this isn't extremely graphic sex that I'm waiting for, fuck this
Story is bullshit. Building inspectors don't work. Those fat fucks don't do shit except steal your money and show up for about 3 minutes.
>She came back and said "OK Let's go"
>What. where are we going?
>I'm taking you to my apartment. Where it's safe.
>I...I can't go with you.
>She told me t grab my things and to hurry up.
>I obliged and we snuck out.
>She popped me in her car and we took off.
>I asked...what about my Aunt...
>She then replied with " Don't worry about it"
>We drive a half hour to her apartment
>She got in and contacted her Uncle which was a Cop. And explained the whole situation.
>I needed up spending the night on her couch bed.
>My Aunt was "frantic" and "Panicking"
>Obviously all an act.
>Called the police and they were already aware of the situation.
>She was livid and threatened to go to her apartment to get me back.
Put your weanie away
You plowed pw didn't ya.
why is it always the little stupid things on Cred Forums that mike me laugh the most
top gigl m8
How long is this piece of shit
OP you fucked up it should've been PooPooPeePee5.png not 6
Things are heating up now
Shhhh
Faster nigger
Type faster faggot, I'm losing my chub
op must be thinking of a really good sex story right about now
ahhhh, i'm about to cum
This story hasn't implied their would be any sexual intercourse
Hurry up cunt
Jesus, biggest thriller of my life
>implying that i wouldn't imply sexy time
I'm out.
fucking kek'd
I guess that It would make less sense if you didn't
...
I'm on the edge of my seat
How is this related
Come on OP
Fuck, hurry up OP
i don't believe that has shit to do with this thread, cuck
I hope they walk the dinosaur.
>I got up the following morning and saw her in her robe cooking chicken tendies in her toaster oven.
>She saw I was awake walked over to me. Leaned down and said "Your chicken ten dies will be done in 15 Minutes. Until then. Wadda say we play some Bonks Adventure.
>Wow you have a TurboGrafix16?
>No. She said as she motioned for me to follow her into the bedroom.
>I followed her in and saw a Coleman Camping toilet sitting next to her bed.
>Uh.
>She told me to "Use it" I pulled down my pants and struggled to pee.
>She ran her fingers through her hair. And in a Jon Lovitz style voice she yelled THAT'S THE TICKET.
Then turned on her Casio stereo to the song "tarzan Boy" went into her closet and pulled out an ice cream bucket of dead june bugs and dumped them all over herself.
>I got a hard on.
>Woman then fucks me
>Aunt opens the door
>Cops got on the floor
.....
I expected this much
Every cum on op's floor
...
I BAMBOOZLED U ( I AM NOT OP)
Everybody walk the dinosaur
Well I'll be damned
How about you gtfo?
How to ruin a thread 101
Green text people
Make them think you are op
Bamboozle them
If thats how it ends I'll be legitimately pissed
poopoopeepee
>???
>Profit
God dammit, what happened to post IDs?
Knew it was a bamboozle when I saw chicken tendies
>gets satisfaction that I made people leave this thread
What's a post id? Also check my doubles out
Newfag--- yes
Autistic--- yes
Newautsfag
Hell yeah
Wow! Nice repeating digits newfag!
So, is thread kill?
>I try to cover it awkwardly by pretending to 'aim' into the bowl
>It doesn't work, she's noticed it, and she giggles at the tiny size of my cock
>I begin furiously punching my dick in a futile attempt to get it down
>This only seems to anger it more
>She tells me there's a way to make it stop
>She begins to wank me off as I'm taking a shit
>feelsgoodman.jpeg
>All of a sudden, the cops break down the door
>Turns out the pretty woman and my aunt were the same person
>The other time when both of them were in the same room was actually because it was "dress as (user)'s aunt day" at work, and everyone dressed as my aunt, except my aunt
>She dressed as a pretty woman
>The woman who beat me was none other than robbie rotten
>tfw my aunt was the pretty woman all along
>tfw my aunt called the police on herself as an elaborate ruse
>poopoopeepee8.jpeg
Why are you so pissed about this
witnessed
Samefag
Dissapointment
the fuck?
you might want to think about cutting back on how many crack rocks you smoke a day
No
Thread killer
haunted all my dreams. Then I saw her face!
hehe, booob
kek
I hope you die OP. After make me lose so mach time on a shit story like that, you deserve it.
newfag detected, this shit got hijacked dumb fuck
Go fucking kill yourself, people like you are so inconsiderate of other's feelings.
Hah holy shit you are one fucking autist
you're just mad your work never had a "dress as (user)'s nephew's uncle" day at your workplace.
AUTISM ALERT
>mach
What are you fucking retarded?
So real OP abandon thread? Am I wasting my time waiting for story to continue?
...
Real OP here, last bit of story was a hijack. I'll start from previous bit where I go with pretty woman
>I'm in the apartment now, doing a jigsaw when police arrive
>overhear some bullshit about how she technically kidnapped me but it's fine because she was protecting me or some bullshit
>My aunt is there at the apartment when she begins flogging it on the street
>dafuq,jpeg
>turns out that wasn't my aunt, and it was a coworker dressed as her
>my actual aunt was the pretty woman
>apparently every snow day is "dress as (user)'s aunt day" at my aunt's workplace.
>It's been a custom for 500 years
>The man beating his meat was the guy who beat me, but claimed he only did it because I wasn't dressed as my aunt
>the court considered that was a fair argument and let him go
The end.
Thanks op, stay strong. a lot of children on here with short attention spans that have to ruin everything
I hope you die OP. After make me lose so mach time on a shit story like that, you deserve it.
haha fuck
Such is life in arstotska.
Am I just retarded?
I dun unnastan