TERRORIST ATTACK ON PARIS INCOMING
Some guy posted on french forums jeuxvideos.com that he was going to do a suicide bomb attack
THIS IS NOT A JOKE
They managed to get his facebook where he posted 2 public posts where he showed he was right in front of the Eiffel tower
I'll keep you guys updated
Other urls found in this thread:
jeuxvideo.com
periscope.tv
twitter.com
His profile
id=100012809677379&fref=ts
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Everyone is posting on his profile this is getting crazy
Too lazy to translate right now any translator would be fine
They sent his profile to the police twitter is super active atm
is he muslim?
also keep us posted op, boring night
Meh
Jvc is for faggots
ALLAHU AKBAR INFIDELS
Well look at his name and tell me what do you think
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Yup he is, hes saying that this is revenge for "not treating him right" or something
The comments on his profile are flooded with risitas memes rn
>Not posting it somewhere where it could actually be taken seriously like Cred Forums
I wanted to reach the most people possible.
also nice trips
"I must say something important first, it is NOT a joke.
And if i do this, it means that there are good reasons, first, France abandonned me, left me alone, excluded from society and letting me rot in my ghetto in the 92 (Departement). Opposed to the others from my neighboorhood, i will never get used to this shitty life. I've always been different... I've never felt at home here, what i needed was intellectual stimulation so i could let myself go, to spend all i had in me :
But this shitty state that is France left me to rot the same way that if i were trash. So i found these people, DAESH (ISIS), that i name today, MY BROTHERS. It's been up to two months that we've been preparing for this, and today is the big day. I will go and meet Allah up there, where i will find my real place.
The attack will take place in Paris, i won't say exactly where so i don't get busted and all that, but it will be in the evening, the moment when there will be lots of people...
I repeat, this is not a joke, and if i tell you, it's to reassure my weak conscious."
Crudely translated from French, any fixing is welcome.
>"not treating him right"
are you kidding me
especially in 2016, the year were every minority is privileged as fuck and is actually treated well
if this guy is for real im gonna do the suicide bomb myself to quit reading the shit he keeps saying
sick trips dud
What time or date will this happen?
it's bullshit nothing will happen
OP t'es français ? Moi oui
most likely bait but i'm bored so ima take it
lets see if anything happens
If you want to watch over the effeil tower : go to earthcam
/france/paris/?cam=eiffeltower_hd
jeuxvideo.com
Admins of the website confirmed that they warned the entire Paris' police force
He posted it today, so i guess that if it's real, it will happen any minute now.
I am checking on LeMonde (french journal) and RTL (french radio), yet nothing is mentioned about a possible terrorist attack.
the guy got sick biceps tho
Alright We'll see.
Turns on news
Good news
if this is a joke... It's well done.
nice
wont happen /thread
That's fake there's a shit ton of orthograph errors...
>frenchfag here
Only just immigrants revolting for now.
good b8 m8, you got me
or do we not treat him well because they do shit like this?
If this is a joke, he may have 2 years in jail and 30'000€ fine
it really depends on where you are from
Maybe mudslimes should suicide bomb refugee camps? It's win win for both of us
Bien connu que les modos du 18-25 ne sont pas des flèches
pute pute quit speaking snails and fucking translate
I don't know what to believe...
I mean I can't even understand any of this frenchfaggotry...
Can someone remake the image in English?
Tu m'as tué xD
Sinon t'en penses quoi toi de tout ça ? Perso j'dit fake
see
My GCSE french from 10 years ago leads me to believe he said "I dont know when exactly I'll do it"
fucking trips
Jihad me at hello.
even if hoax, he deserves jail. Maybe they'll electronically tag him like the guy who beheaded the priest.
and then we're litrerally the bad guys if we strap badges on walking explosives
Yes, he says he doesn't know exactly when this is going to happen.
Meh. At least it would make great news for a couple of days. Bt it's most likely fake.
Check'd.
>The admins have hotline with the police and everyone has been warned
>They have retraced his identity from his profile, so he'll either end up in jail or with his 72 virgins tonight.
>Hes in a truck and heading for the eiffel tower
French mods from JVC are not very smart
Je sais pas quoi penser, les forums JVC sont speciaux, il y a deja eu de nombreux cas d'incidents dans les forums donc bon
Nice trips and thanks I'm actually proud of that shit translation
So dead soon, you mean?
e4
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What's going on here guys
ok
Now i'll be sleeping. Don't worry, i'll wake up when i'll hear the bomb.
Bon, maintenant je vais dormir. Ne vous inquiétez pas, je me réveillerai avec la déflagration.
Record it
Nothing will happen.
It's just a very demented troll.
:/
Nothin'
Only if he's going to do the actual suicide bombing.
We're in France not America, our cops are actually human
ffs, why does nothing ever happen
urgh, just want something interesting to happen
Most probably he left his acc logged in somewhere and someone is trolling everyone ...
oh shit
Nothing to see here people move along
thread is now french kitchen appreciation thread
post your favourite french dishes below
oh well, we'll see tomorrow
Hmm. Good thing your human cops stopped the last shitskin after ONLY 84 deaths. There's a gun every 8 inches in America, so that fucker would have only taken out 2 or 3 fatties, before he was served justice. 84 people with a truck? Seriously? ?.
wut
Pourquoi tu traduis espèce d'enfant de pute?
nigga please xd
Crêpe.
nice trips
yes and just for good measure the cops would have shot every person attending who was running around... just to make sure so fatality count? 350.
MURICA
The guy lifts weights so he clearly is somewhat of a healthy mind and body. This man will not suicide himself he is not a real person, only troll
bait.exe has crashed
I'd really like to see your tiny .962 stopping a fucking truck you dumb amerilard
BREAKING NEWS
FRENCH POLICE HAVE SURRENDERED ALREADY, WHITE FLAGS BEEN WAVED BY THE FRENCH GOVERNMENT
MOHAMMED PASSING NOW TO BLOW UP
911 kek
france surrended a long time ago to the muslims
thisguy.jpg
I don't give a single flying fuck
ALLAH AKBAR!!!!!
cassoulet thread now
A gun every 8 inches. Right.
#triggered
Tartiflette and truffade
Da fuq is a .962? Noguns faggot detected.
/thread
I meant 972 handgun
League of Legends is the Best game ever.
"I'm on the place "al hamdoullillah", there is less policemen that I thought, God opened my way so I can accomplish my duty.
I don't know when it'll bbe but "allah" or "3alam" as we say. Anyway, my "Akhouens" are getting ready"
Sauce, asshole.
Most french people are completely sick of muslims and they actually do treat them like shit. Especially now tha theyve already suffered what...5 terrorists attacks in under a year?
really five? the only one i remember was the one on the 13th of november 2015
Will it be seen by the Earthcam Eiffel tower cam?
Fuck off you baguette carrying idiot. Get some real bread instead of inventing edgy shit.
dont remember truck driver simulator 2016?
periscope.tv
Someone is livestreaming the eiffel tower on periscope
Oh shit.
All terrorists are muslim. Some say that they are not muslims, but who is the authority in Islam to honestly make that decision?
Dabique says ISIS is Islam in its purest form
The newspaper one..the theatre one.. the one with the lorry..the priest whos throat was slit.. Cant remember, was there 5?
They could hurry the fuck up with this blowing
oh shit forgot about that one
The faggot on periscope is saying that they blew a scooter and then nothing. False alert. What a bunch of faggot....
SOMEONE WARN THEM TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE
I meant blew up
Fuck off
I hope he will kill a lot of people because my Saturday night is boring as fuck. Can't wait!
im waiting for that explosion
What a fucking faggot you are
Same here bro
Dat filename.
Maybe they freak out when someone posts this thread :P and we get to see panic but perhaps save a life at same time.
Take this to Cred Forums
If it's serious it will actually be discussed over there than here.
fake and gay
Yup.
fuck
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PERISCOPE DOWN
HE BLEW UP AN ATOMIC BOMB
well the guy persicoping stopped... he must've died or police shut down the mobile networks ... too late I guess to warn.
might as well play fap roulette while we wait
fuck off
So it's jabbering ?
rollers
this is now a trap thread
Periscope is back up :/ He's still alive.
I heard sirens tho.
roll
>persicoping
lies
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no fuck off
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Seb si tu réponds pas à mon poste jvai jouir
fuck off with your gay shit you fucking queer
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I'll translate the Arabic
Alhumdalilah ~ Praise be to God
Allah ou 3alam (Allahu alim) ~ God knows best
Mes akhouens se preparent faite des duaa ~ my (can't translate, I think supporters or friends of sorts) make duaa (a supplicatory prayer)
>periscope
bobobobobobobo
shiiiiet
There's another one right in front of the tower. Don't know how to link from periscope mobile tho
you cunt
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jesus man
Thanks, user.
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Isn't there a share menu? On Android you can select "Copy to Clipboard"
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Tis is now a homossexual thread
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Roll cus bomb thread
NEW POST
Success guaranteed
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SAUCE
it was started by a french. it was gay from the start.
>captcha passend zum thema für alle deutschfags. too lazy noch schnell n eiffelturm reinzushoppen.
fuck off you faggot
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OH SHIT
Al hamdouillah we got the cops distracted they fell on the scooter. I'm waiting for the right time, hakim is ready with an explosive belt (suicide vest) we'll throw some more flares to be sure and when the time is right Hakim will throw himself in the centre of the Eiffel Tower hoping to pass unnoticed.
"If I get shot before getting to my destination, don't worry the bomb will detonate instantly" - Hakim
I love how now it s a gay topic
UPDATEEEE!!
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Almost quads
Nothing new yet user
mate you posted a goddamn sex toy
Wut
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MODS!
NEW THREAD ON Cred Forums
non-trap posters welcome
Cred Forumsthread/91136332
he better not miss!
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Cunt
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You really have to be a faggot to blow in public
kys
There is a periscope running. But fuck there is noone below the baguette tower
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> les fédéraux
> France
Quelle bande de cons sérieusement
I've always wondered how those things work but I'm not willing to have it in my browsing history. Anybody have an infographic?
That motherfuker sure did bulk up to suicide bomb, what is he carrying a nuke?
DId it explode? Haven't seen it in the live cam
i
fucker, protection from trips is needed
>706183332
do you communicate regulary with known members of ISIS?
If yes, ask them.
If not, why bother? noones caring about you, faggot. noone is reading your history. when the fbi stumbles across you, they read Cred Forums, Cred Forums, hentai gay porn, Cred Forums, my mommy is a trap, how to build a bomb, Cred Forums, furry gay porn. they wont arrest you.
Rollerino
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good, paris is gay
IT'S A FUCKING FAKE T4SK ALL ME
Rolls
Well, immigrants are revolting.
might as well with all these traps
roll
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last one before my town is on lockdown tlm
Fuck you
>be safe my friends
roll
J'ai posté dans un thread epic
GO TO EARTHCAM IT HAPPENED
Pics or it didn't happen...
fuck
what if the Eiffel tower location is just a Red Herring, and he's gonna bomb a subway or a cafe or something ?
is anyone else watching earth cam just incase?
Eye Yam.
Yup, have it in secondary monitor
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His facebook was removed.
k. keep me posted.
His FB was removed.
f
I"m also watching realLifecam... they were just making out... Adriana and Daniel's room.
Light's on the Eiffel Tower are flashing... X-mas lights?
lol i freaked out when they lit the lights
it seems to be having a seizure
Because of trips, I will reply.
You think he's gonna suicide bomb the Eiffel Tower at 1 AM?
>Cred Forums
>be taken seriously
choose one
And all along, the most diabolical plans of all.
The Eiffel Tower has been attacked with the explosion of decorative christmas lights.
ZOINKS WE'RE FUCKED
Pls no die
nigger
our lord and savior adolf hitler will kill these niggers
Cancěr
This is fake as shit.
Same tbh
>That text
Jesus what a fucking edgelord
I better get something out of this reply you cucking trip
since everyone looking for some blood, maybe someone can help my little daughter instead ;( thanks 1LRxwLLmGymGcDLC[remove]QAPR1yhNhkGWYwLTXc
aaaarrgh fuuucck not again
dlald
I don't speak Matrix. Explain
I hate this meme
so all this was bullshit?
>>checked
>tfw terrorists are just like the average Cred Forums user
Feels bad man :(
Please let this be real. I want to see some fireworks damnit.
i hate the muzzies
i hate the french
so hope its real
sauce?