You guys must try this. The next day all the ladies will swarm to you

You are an idiot. Unless you are already severely dehydrated (to the point of almost dying from it), you will be fine.

Yeah this is one of those things that is good, but because its on Cred Forums everyone is a coward.

you tell me this will kill you if you try this?

DO NOT do this

ROFLMAO

ya dude this mixture is basically a reudction of mustard gas and chloroform

its OBVI... it like that one that tell you to blow on the crystals i almost ded from that one but survive

it'll just give you indigestion

whydontyoutrythis.com/2016/04/if-you-boil-bananas-before-bed-and-drink-the-liquid-this-happens-while-you-sleep.html

>Please note that bananas which are not organic, are loaded with harmful pesticides, and since we encourage you to eat the boiled peel, it must be chemical-free.

>implying organic food doesn't have way more pesticides that non-organic food

These niggas here will kill you.

its an old wives tale that it will help you sleep. you wont die of a potassium overdose.

but how many bananas would you have to eat to get that

boiling doesnt realy changes the concentration of potasium

I once ate 5 pounds in one sitting and was fine. So more than that I'd guess.

but in ops pic they are peeled

kek

peeling them make it more toxic that why

How to Test a Food or Drink That May be Poisonous
>rub small amount on skin
>wait 15 min
>if odd reaction is poisonous
>if not
>scratch skin, draw blood
>rub on bleeding wound
>wait 15 min
>if odd reaction is poisonous
>if not
>put small sample in mouth
>spit out
>wait 15 min
>if odd reaction, is poisonous
>if not
>swallow small sample
>wait 15 min
>if odd reaction, is poisonous
>if not
>eat large sample
>wait 15 min
>if odd reaction, is poisonous
>if no, is safe

Yeah, and that article wasn't talking about OPs. This "remedy" works, but for the cost you are better off just buying some pills.

run a banana on my skin fuck that it kill me

Don't listen to this guy he's a sociopath who wants people to die.

This is true. A friend once ate a peeled banana, and later that night he had sex with 5 black guys from a club.

Xanax isn't even that expensive

you forgot the last step
>eat whole thing
>if you died, is poisonous
>if no, is safe

y tho

The skin used to test is the opposite side of your elbow btw. Also step 2 is used to tell if something is toxic, not poisonous.

how do you tell someone the result of the experiment if you DED

kek

A sociopath wouldn't gaf.

*eats 1/10 of a banana*

I meant magnesium and potassium, but that shit is better.

continue breathing

To see what would happen. Bad things friend. But none that required I go to a doctor.

Kek.

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davidwolfe.com/banana-cinnamon-tea-deep-sleep/

So I've been doing this for a week already, funny this should show up. it made my penis shrink and a grew breasts. It's a recipe to become a trap.

you must've been really horny

wait what?

if true ill never eat those yellow sticks ever again.

Chem fag here. This is obviously a recrystalization of potassium. Once the potassium is extracted it'll react with the water in the pot and explode. Lost my left pinky like that back in '06

y'all are retards lol boiling a banana and drinking the liquid doesn't harm you

This shit actually does help you sleep better. A family member swears by it.
But you have to boil the banana peels too.

>Sleep Remedy
>The next day all the ladies will swarm to you.

its like you've never trolled before in your life

Nigger.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ALL NIGGAS EVEN TALKING ABOUT?

whats gonna happen ? when some mofo on Cred Forums tells you to do something thats probably something that would kill you or make your dick fall off
not enough in bananas

So I googled this stuff because I'm a faggot, but all the articles are literally copy-pasted from one another. Why isn't antkne actually writing their own article about banana tea if this shit is so great?

Memes aside you should read up on magnesium.
I bet a lot of you high-stress nerd aspies would greatly benefit from magnesium supplements before bed.

livestrong.com/article/28480-magnesium-aid-sleeping/

You're all fucking retarded

The only thing that will happen if you try to drink boiling water is you screaming in pain for the burns that boiling water gave you.

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this is a date rape remedy from africa

I really really like that remedy.

>this is very dangerous people, bananas contain high amounts of potassium and can kill you very fast if you have to much in your system. I would suggest reading up on potassium poisoning
The normal level of potassium in the
bloodstream is in the range of 3.5-5.0 mM, while levels of 6.3-8.0 mM
(severe hyperkalemia) result in cardiac arrhythmias or even death due to
cardiac arrest. Potassium is potentially quite toxic, however toxicity
or death due to potassium poisoning is usually prevented because of the
vomiting reflex. The consumption of food results in mild increases in
the concentration of potassium in the bloodstream, but levels of
potassium do not become toxic because of the uptake of potassium by
various cells of the body, as well as by the action of the kidneys
transferring the potassium ions from the blood to the urine. The body’s
regulatory mechanisms can easily be overwhelmed, however, when potassium
chloride is injected intravenously, as high doses of injected potassium
can easily result in death.

Potassium Overdose is a real thing. Potassium can alter your heart rate. You can literally have a heart attack from this.

so you should prepare and drink it while getting date raped to remedy the situation?

Only if you don't want to remember anything after

this is legit, only use 1 banana though
>cut off both ends of banana (organic)
>boil said banana with peal in water for 10 mins
>drink water
>????
>Profit

I'm a do this shit. see you fuckers in hell.

Does that include traps?

Nothing would happen, have u tried banana smoothie? Can u drink more then a cup or 2 so that's like 5 bananas,so go ahead and go boil that shit

its true, my penis has fallen off as a result of eating those things

I tried it and died.