Wake up

>wake up
>look like this
>wat do?

Drown in pussy

Go to gamestop and wait for a couple.
>payback time bitch

Go to my local Starbucks and suck every cock in sight

zozzle

Ensure my heart rate stays low so the roids don't blow me up

RIP ZYZZ

Masturbate slowly while looking at 5 slices of american cheese, unwrapped, on dirty shag carpet

cry because it will take years to get back to my ideal twink body

Get fat again

Wonder what happened to all my muscle.

fuck all the women. all the women.
ALL THE WOMEN.
Fuck the hot ones.
Fuck the feminists.
fuck the cuties.
Fuck the swampdonkeys.
fuck the ones with lazy eyes.
fuck the 10/10's.
fuck the landwhales and hamplanets.
fuck the sluts and bitches.
fuck the swedish models.
fuck hillary clinton.

sleep better than I ever have before.

Callum is a beast

Go to the gym to keep them gains

I don't look like that, but I'm probably taller than he is so I still win.

Drop my pants to see if all thosee steroids haven't shrunk my nads.

Kill myself.

this

>this isn't even my final form
Go back to sleep till next spring

Get a tattoo sleeve like all th fags in a gym

Record myself jerking off. Record myself jerking off to myself jerking off. Record mysel jerking off to a video of myself jerking off to a video of me jerking off. Cum on abs, post on fqcebook. Profit.

Hit the gym since my chest is not proportional to my body

Fuck bitches, get paid.

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i'd give it a like

Uptoast for you, my friend!

Yes, is

too much gear
he fucked up for the rest of his life
liver, kidney, heart problems assured

the perfect body to conquest all and every kind of pussies and being healthy at the same time is pic related

shoppingtime
nothing fits anymore

shave that shitty beard and train less bcse it looks like a fucking mattelactionfigure

lmao

Fuck no, they just look skinny tall. Man look at those pecs...

You can look like that in a year (unless you're fat), get on /fit/ and do something with your lives you embarrassing faggots

>underrated post

Masturbate furiously in front of a mirror.

Continue living a normal life. I don't have to be fit to do the things I want to do.

lost it