Hey Cred Forums, why aren't we (as in, "humanity") don't breed monkeys for intelligence...

Hey Cred Forums, why aren't we (as in, "humanity") don't breed monkeys for intelligence? Russians were able to domesticate foxes in what, 50 years with selective breeding. How long would it take to breed a chimp that has an intelligence of like a 5 year old? Surely it could be done in a century.

Animal researchers give animals various intelligence tests all the time, so just let's push the pedal to the metal on the selection process and breed hyper intelligent chimps or gorillas. Just smart enough so that they can be used as slaves but not smart enough to get any ideas about freedom.

Or we could use them in the military. Imagine a platoon of heavily-armed gorillas with machine guns para-dropping to a battlefield. And since we don't have to pay them they won't be a huge, mostly useless, drain on resources like present-day military.

interesting question

(not really, didnt even read it)

but salamanders are amazing creatures. they are so cute, too. nice pic OP

Dumping random shit until someone tells me why is this stupid

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>Russians were able to domesticate foxes in what, 50 years with selective breeding.
Domestication != breeding for intelligence, often the opposite is true

>How long would it take to breed a chimp that has an intelligence of like a 5 year old?
Chimps and Bonobos and Orangutangs are already smarter than 5 year olds, that's not how intelligence works.
Most primates are smarter than us in terms of memory, spacial awareness and several other intelligence abilities, we're just better at things like rationale and reasoning.

> so just let's push the pedal to the metal on the selection process and breed hyper intelligent chimps or gorillas.
Gorillas is a misnomer. Chimps as stated above are already smarter or as smart as humans in many respects.

>Just smart enough so that they can be used as slaves but not smart enough to get any ideas about freedom.
It's a lot cheaper to use human slaves, we already have several hundred million of them in various parts of the world. Also robots are cheaper.

Everything you have said or reasoned is retarded and naive and this thread is retarded.

Also if you want to breed animals for intelligence then octupus and killer whales are a far better bet and far more productive.

You are being silly. Sure, maybe certain animals are better at spatial reasoning or memory, but they are not able to follow general commands. General-purpose robots with dexterity of a monkey are pretty much hard science fiction right now. And human slavery is immoral.

The domestication comment was more about alluring to the strength of selective breeding rather than implying that domesticated animals are smarter.

In short, go fuck a hat.

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Fuck it, I ran out of dog picture. As usual, Cred Forums is more interested in sounding smug rather than to entertain a silly idea.

I am sorry I disturbed your trap threads.

>but they are not able to follow general commands
Tons of animals can follow commands, and even give htem

>General-purpose robots with dexterity of a monkey are pretty much hard science fiction right now
A 2 minute google or youtube search will reveal how retarded this statement is

>And human slavery is immoral.
Ditto

>The domestication comment was more about alluring to the strength of selective breeding rather than implying that domesticated animals are smarter.
Selective breeding isn't that powerful, it's just good for bringing out specific traits in certain genuses or branches of genuses, that's exactly why humans do it

In short, stop being retarded any more than you have to.

I dont think the human race would want this

the reason nobody is interested is because your question is fucking stupid.

breeding apes to surpass human intelligence is a worthless pursuit. people already selectively breed. white people mostly fuck and breed with white people. educated people do the same. we are already ahead of apes. on the same kind of selective breeding trajectory.

fuck off with your 13 year old weed ideas