ITT good old Cred Forums tutorials that lead to amazing results

This supposed to fuck your ligaments up or what?

What's the punch line?

This kills the penis

where did u read that?

Don't do it, could make mustard gas

> This kills the penor.
Fixed it.

we should spread a lie where we tell people (especially athletes) about this new 'vaporoids' (vapor steroids) basically tell them to mix bleach and ammonia and make up some bullshit about how the alkaline ph and chemicals help build up muscle tissue (mixing these makes mustard gas)

It's a meme you dip
now gtfo

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who the fuck has nitroglycerin on hand?
2/10. unlikely to maim.

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Try harder, old meme and nothing happens when you do it, people are too scared to find out what it does so for some reason. Look it up, doing that motion does nothing

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not uncommon. is rx erectile dsyfunciton.

should we do it?

I've done it. Great cookies

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seems reasonable

kek

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>Not telling them how to make phosgene out of household items so they can die with actual mustard gas.

When my iphone 5s would fuck up and the only way to unfreeze the IOS was to cool the CPU by putting my phone in the freezer for 10 minutes. Worked everytime

wow I just did this and now my computer runs really fast

Don't be a pussy. This could be fun

diet pro tip: a great way to lose weight crush up as many apple seeds and cherry seeds as possible (at least 30 cherry seed or 100 apples seeds) mix in smoothie with bananas strawberries blueberries and whatever other fruit you can get your hands on drink all of it repeat every day in a few weeks you will have lost more weight than any other diet program can offer

ALLAHU AKBAR

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I'm making a graphic

I sell that shit to old people as a pharmacist

make one for cyanide poisoning as well you eat enough apple seeds or cherry seeds you die of cyanide poisoning tell them it helps you lose weight some land whale will surely fall for it

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i just did this and ylyl banana runs rly fast

I'm legit curious. How will this actually effect your eyes.

Will you just go blind or what?

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LOL HACKED

it makes your eyes run rly fast

version one

suggestion wanted and when done we spread this shit and watch what dumb athletes try this

kek

It damages your eye, I got a little bit of petrol in my eye once and it was burning and swollen for like 3 or 4 days. I think it can permanently damage your sight.

kek. Saved.

this

youtube.com/watch?v=2oz0enRKUpo

that a great legit trick. i lost 30 pounds in 1 week and i mix it with carrots so now my sight got much better

lets do it again but hit up the professional athletes

thankswhere should we post it?

we can decide there but we need to

>hashtag the shit out of it
>tumblr, facebook, twitter, and instagram
>target athletes and SJW's (we all know SJW's need some muscle)
>hope to for headlines and front line news

for now I'm gonna post it on Cred Forums and Cred Forums threads hoping random anons will save & pass

gods speed gents

I don't get this one. Cyanide, right?

social media who be the best. like creating a legit looking page about it and a bunch of fake account that will approuve that it work and follow the page and post good not cheesy comment

Just like grandma used to make, bless her heart

ya eat about 30 cherry seeds or aroun 50-100 apples seeds you have a good chance of dying of cyanide poisoning

Confirmation

>tfw it has street value and I'm going to be richer than Rick Harris

fucking gold

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That one's awesome
I usually warm them up in the mircowave

I've had jalepeno juice in my eye.
But that would be baaaad.

Wanna try an organic masturbation technique? Put a jalapeno in the freezer for a few hours, after that take it out then cut it open and start fucking it.

>the icy hot

>the icy hot
STOP

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Omg yes!!!!

Reminds of the best sex i ever had with a icy hot condom with ex :( miss that bitch

this remind me of the Adams Family.
just use a slightly smaller parachute each time and suddenly you can jump out of a plane without a parachute

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It is too obvious

this barely causes me any pain, idk if its from years of playing guitar or hwat

how so? I can't just say mix bleach and ammonia to make steroid gas

i had to do that with my iphone 3 all the time. itd heat up to the point of burning me from simply charging it
itd fix it right away

lmao took me while to get this one while I was doing the motion.

should post some of these infografics on 9fag and see the results