Waifu claiming thread

Just get the shit and don't die I suppose
Fuck, I read Sunday as Society, I guess my mind just automatically completed it into that because I've read it so much.

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>Best fox claimu

At least Google has a nice sense of humour.

What makes them nasty?

Speak for yourself.

No one has ever given me burgers after a handholding before a tea party before :(
I want to pat the fox

>had
So you did have one. You can't delete facebook pages, all you can do is delete the information you have saved to it.

And even then I'm sure FaceBook saves logs, you know, just in case.

Goddamnit autocomplete

Sleepy

Just a pepperoni i had in the freezer.

There taste is always stronger then the burger.

they are a mostly benevolent leader. for now.

true, but it's been so long that any information they have is wrong. it's useless to them now. I never put much on it in the first place.

Calamity-masu'd

It's just a generalization. Half the time if I forget a friend's birthday I check FaceBook. Or if I forget their phone number, FaceBook. Where do they live? Check FaceBook. Where do they work? FaceBook knows. It's kinda scary.

hihi

that's a shame. hawaiian is way better.

Pretty sure that's what it is, plus you have to have people on guard that aren't tired during the night so they can defend against raiders

I get you. Still has the last IP you logged into it with. Good enough to find you, or about where you are.

I will permit this

again, that information is woefully outdated. and google doesn't need that to get my current address anyway, because I use chrome and order things off amazon. I'm perfectly fine with this, as I know I'm far too boring for any sort of scrutiny anyway.

I like that taste a lot, so for me that's only a reason to like it more.

So you use it like a pokédex?

himiko from btooom!

>hawaiian
You really dont have taste buds.

I just dont.

Hello
>no life
>juvia claimed
>hope I'm not too late.

>tfw wanting bigger head pat picture

>Alice-u
I don't really like tea. You choose.

post lewd

Hey there, how are you tonight?

But Chrome IS Google!

Not really, but it damn well can be. Really I stopped using mine as soon as I was getting more people posting what they had cooked or what they were eating for dinner rather than actual posts that matter.

>Oh good job, you made macaroni and cheese with hotdogs and chili
>Good job?

Ruri, if you are lurking, drop that lewd for these sweet dubs.

but obviously I do because I can taste things. seems to me you're the one who can't appreciate good stuff~

I am aware of this, that's why I said they have my information anyway, I'm just not worried about it because of how boring I am.

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hello fellow no life
too late for what?

Same here. Maybe one day when they come searching for my HD full of illegal anime I'll care.

Not bad, but we must go lewder.

Sorry all, I have to move rooms, and my computer overheated.

>Suika

Yeah, so why'd you intimidate the bounty hunter?
I've heard it was a pretty good game from either /tg/ or /k/ I don't remember which.

I took a year break from Cred Forums for uni. I come back and everyday there is some waifu claiming thread on the front page.

Most worthless may-may ever. Seriously cancer, stop this barf immediately.

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I like seafood more then anything. Most stuff taste meh to me.

Thanks for the bump, faggot.

Could have been /k/

shrimp is pretty good. I don't like most seafood, but shrimp, crab, lobster are all good. and some kinds of sushi. but like just plain fish I'm usually not a fan of.

It's just not possible to keep up with that spam of irrelevant content.
My sister enjoys cooking a lot and I could find every single recipe she learned in the past years by browsing her facebook. Normies.

Nice, seafood is really good.

Join us we're fun

Oh well, what can you do

Pretty fine, Playing DriveClub getting hektik skidz in the McLaren F1

Hi again lewdy

Very

Happy?

I just don't understand it. I get that you are proud that you boiled water, added noodles, and ate it. Sure. Good job. But the world don't give a fuck.

Now on the other hand if you did a 5000 dollar barbecue and are showing off all the meat you cooked that's a bit different. But no one cares that you ate soggy cereal for lunch. You know?

I can't into racing games. Drifting is something I just don't understand and I'm just bad at racing. I think the last racing game I could win at was Diddy Kong Racing.

I like the same but i love eating calamari with a couple pounds of shrimp and butter.

It is.

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Hi! How're you?
Hello there.

What if I'm not lurking?

Drifting is a meme TBH, it's slower than braking and hitting the apex of the corner

Sort of.
Hi.

so what if theres homos here im not one, but i sure do wanna go on a dick r8 thread and r8 some dick, no homo

>come over clingy
>joking
i don't believe your joking
i mean if tomo is willing to follow you i guess

hello

I am much better! How are you?

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Well you are not posting. I could only assume that you are lurking. But I'm sure you are busy. Sorry.

It still looks cool as fuck. And you get mad style points in most games. So it is beneficial to learn how to drift in vidya.

>Holo is bestgirl

Evening!

Later~
The thread
I'm more then lewds~ at least i think i am
Hello hikage

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Good evening! How was your day?

What's new?

Nigga you gay

hihihi

Perfect and lazy.
I didn't even have to do the work I said I would do

I'd rather win than drift
besides, it's hard to drift a Viper and keep control

Hello alcoholic woof

Nice....feet?

I know you are more than lewds, just a nickname in jest! How are you my feller?

Our ninja likes to make sure that people know hes around and can get the drop on you

Hello yellow fox!

Great choice, I'd put an onion in there too.

You'd think nobody gives a fuck but the amount of attention these can get is mind blowing.

You don't believe my joking what?
He isn't atm but I will convince him after his first paycheck
You know the thread is 24/7 right
You're right on time imo

fried calamari is sooo good.

hey whorebo

vaginal odor

I suggest accompanying it with tomato rice.

I get you. So how goes your racing? Lapping those fools?

#SocialEating

Stupidest thing I've ever seen on twitch and apparently it's very popular in Asia. ℱ𝓪𝓷𝓬𝔂 𝓦𝓣ℱ

>inferior raifu
typical

Lazy days are the best, aren't they?

>Pic related

Nothing in particular.

Pigbutt!

What's up?

I'm retarded, here's the pic

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ceiling

VAGINAL ODOR

so why was everyone freaking out about google and said internet having all of their data? I mean, it comes with it, no one is private anymore...we are all documented...

Yes!

What if I'm outside?!

Oh no i full understand it. I do enjoy lewding
Also I'm pretty good. How are you?
I know. Just making sure.
How are you today?

Doing anything interesting?
I'm pretty good, playing some Dead Rising.

Wait. What? Isn't twitch for gaming streams? I know a guy who got banned for streaming himself nap for 30 minutes.

no

what you been up to lately

nigga i aint gay, but if a dude wants to fuck me in the ass i say no but i don't mind sucking his dick for him, also no homo

hihihi howhowhow areareare youyouyou

why would i belive your joking when your obviously obsessive and will stalk me
which tomo though, but how will you show him the pay check if he recieves it after the sevices

hey vocaloid, i keep forgeting to ask but is it supposed to be hatsune

SHUT UP MAVIS NO ONE WANTS YOUR SHIT

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Nice pantsu

I may be fast as fuck, but i'm not going to be lapping anyone anytime soon

>I don't know how dlc works, but i own cars that i can't use online

I'm sure it was
Oh
ok
it was

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Yeah thats not bad.

I want it now to...

sky

MORE VAGINAL ODOR

Heh precisely!

And awesome! I am pretty sweeeet this afternoon! Been up to much? Other than lewding heh

Glad to hear it! How's Dead Rising going?

hihihi iii amamam veryveryvery wellwellwell

how are yooOooOooU?

THanks~

Ok, that one works!
...Unless I am in space!

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Hello friend, can I please get a source on this amazing beauty!
That would be swell indeed

It is supposed to be a Gaming Streaming site, but they have a few not game related channels.

Like Creative, Social Eating, and Gaming Talk Shows.

>i own cars that I can't use online
Probably going to be micro transactions to use these higher tiered cars online.

I don't think people will think it's "fair" to race some 2016 sports car against something from 1980.

Or they just haven't implemented a tier for racing certain cars.

never tried that, sounds pretty good though

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you're just making yourself so hungry

I dont know.

Pretty nicely. Doing toy weapons only, besides on psychopaths.

Some stupid portion of calamari in the US is actually bleached pigbutt

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Nope.

I'm kinda feeling idk
Literally been the most unproductive I have ever been, felt nice but I'll regret it
Glad to see you're doing good
How's your weekend going
>Your joking
Come on, again
My joking what?!
Why wouldn't that be a joke? I know I immediately react when you show up in thread but still
I'll just force the first few sessions
Don't worry I already forged a contract
It's smug tomo thought you realised that

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Goodnight thread

Nothing much. Lewding around as usual
Other then lewding?
>i didn't know there was other things.
Well sometimes we have to be a little unproductive
AAnd my weekends been great so far. HHow about yours?

am jelly of your waifu

I'm doing good

anything interesting happen today

k

ok smug tomo makes sense
i know but your very clingy

goodnight

what are you talking about

WHY AM I EVEN FUCKING DOING THIS

Correct. Miku syndrome makes her a little unrecognizable in fan art a lot more often than I wish she was.

Do you like squids or cuttlefish?

I remember watching someone develop a game once, it was entertaining and interesting.

I like it a lot.

Goodnight!

She is pretty great.

Some of it is interesting, I think I watched 3 hours straight of Bob Ross. HAPPY. LITTLE. TREES. BITCH.

oh jeepers! good luck sir! sounds fun though

oh you lewdy..heh

Glad to hear! Um, not particularly, besides a storm, causing my area to be flooded in...rip
Yourself?

Hi Hazelnut!

Have a good night Yuuko

>squids
I dont remember having cuttlefish.

No, all cars are tiered, it probably has something to do with the host not having the packs

but then again a Corvette and Viper aren't exactly in the same class as a Lambo or McLaren

no one wants to fight me tonight?

Wow is the game P2P? No dedicated servers?

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hello akeno right? didnt really get that far into DxD

Yea but I need to study
But I can't get myself to do it
That's good news why has it been so good?
Well as I said, it's been lazy
Yup
And I'm sorry I'll back off if it makes you uncomfortable
Nothing

Will you be here later for the lewding?

yeye that's her. and no worries, not many people did.

how are you? have you already used up the last two hazelnut coffees?

potentially..
>freaking of course I am!!!

seeing as I missed it last time~

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Do I still have to post that lewd?
I mean, after

thats good to hear, keep up the good work soldier

alright, but that does sound like it sucks.
watching others do coding/programming is actually nice, you can see how others do their shit their way

i like it when it rains, shits nice and cloudy
not much just been inside alot today

galil please

>your digits are curse
alright, makes sense
you don't need to back off a whole lot

That wasn't you?

I guess I could just roll dubs again. Check em.

Sleep nicely.
No worries Mavis, their's always next time! Stay determined!
That seems to be the case often. Not like it's a bad thing though.

What

Lynn Minmay claim

I don't really know, i just drive

>Can't wait to play in VR

same, I love the rain, and storms! nothing better! well, the snow is on par~
It just sucks for where I live, cuz of the flooding, traps us, and stops us from working! rip farms

And nice, I've been forced to stay inside today, but I dont mind, good to chillout for once!

A contract? forcing me?
fine watching worlds. no my power was out when i woke up so i didnt have any im feeling a bit tired though

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You better get that 86 Corolla and trick it the fuck out to show those scrubs who the downhill king is.

I could save exclusively pics where she is easy to identify, but I would be discard a lot of amazing art.

I like it a lot, but depending on how it's cooked it can feel like eating rubber.

I didn't even realize he was a streamer.

God, I love the Talos Principle

Even my lewds have specific filenames.

Bob Ross is dead fam. It's an homage.

Yeah. Ill bbl

Should I feel bad now? I feel bad now.

Oh really? I'll have to pay more attention. I don't get many lewds out of you so I didn't realize.

Nothing in particular. Just a good old lazy weekend
That's ok
>i fell asleep during the last one
I assume you'll be around for some lewding later?

oh Im looking for a good racing game

oh how unfortunate...hope you're surviving nonetheless!

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i played about an hour of it. need to get back into it
ill be fine. i need to take a shower though

>gets dubs
yea its pretty bad, always been
you sure? i mean i like it this way
no no
just continue watching
this is nothing
same same
i like em tbh
should i try to be productive tomorow though?

Just here for the last image.

Fail

Ruri, please no!
You should definitely. Lots of play time in this game

>Alice

No.

well hopefully we will both be wide awake and ready for the lewdening~

good good. heh so fresh and so clean!

oh no it sounds very important
i just might next time im bored
well that is the point of a shower really

tomoko

Anyone baking?

well for me it was kinda boring, there wasn't much to do today
yup, thats the only time that rain sucks

you shouldn't discard, but in most she looks fine, while in some she looks like a random vocaloid

bob ross is the shit, used to watch his shit as a kid, sucks that he died though, when his show wasn't on anymore i switched to mr rogers though so whatever

maybe

i mean just keep being you
yea i get dubs and trips in like every 2nd or 3rd thread, shits weird
>hikage