Haha pathetic losers of b how does it feel to know your moms sisters and any girl youve ever wanted to fuck would happily ditch you to get a taste of my superior army cock lol fags
Haha pathetic losers of b how does it feel to know your moms sisters and any girl youve ever wanted to fuck would...
It's thick. Very thick.
>army cock
Air force uniform
Stfu faggot
> lol fags
> shows dick to a bunch of guys
Bet you saved that image to think about it when you fap
>tip my fedora
>turn 360°
>walk away
Army = military, fucking idiot.
So you're walking towards it? I knew you'd love it that much
Pinching the base so hard it looks like you're trying to give yourself a sex change operation
Too much competition for you naturally son
Did you score 41 on the ASVAB?
Kill yourself, cuck.
Lol nope, at least you're not in the military
Army =/= equal military in the US. Faggot.
Reason being the army is superior to the air force in every way. And all airfags think they are superior.
If this was real you would never, ever, ever claim to be army.
Fakefag is fake
Lol you need English lessons
Oh don't get me wrong I'd still love to suck it
>steals valor
>still only E5
lel
>army cock
>air force uniform
>no time stamp
I'm pressing X to doubt
I actually got a 1500
...
What's the max score you can get on the ASVAB?
1501
Why is the head so small?
Looks exactly like my dad's cock.
He was military too.
Your mom sucked it too much sadly
Gay Air Force. Put that tiny thing away before someone gets VD-you!
Lol actually Google Image Search doesn't find anything. I looked it up. Wanna give him a hard time? At least do it with real shit lol
I banged your mom and thats how you were born lol
Cheating Bitch who needs to be put in her place
Kik: pressulikesomejuice
Lol not even army uniform dumb ass.
Fake and gay
No, it's 100
>army cock
>ABU
Sure faggot.
>Army
Bunch of ameritards saying "army" means only one thing lmao they just had to be b losers
> lol
> lol
Better a loser than a stolen valor faggu.
vet fag here, never understood stolen valor, there are better things to steal like automobiles
God fucked up making yur penis dude lol, your head is so tiny haha
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un-normaly sized tip, looks disgusting as fuck. And proportionate width.
> its somthing a midget would have. Its short and chubby.
This nigger's dick looks like the deformed shitty potato you didn't see at the bottom of the bag and just throw away instead of cooking it.
wat the fukc is a balor
thought I'd make it more obvious with some quick MS paint
What's wrong with it? the dick, I mean.
Having a dick this big is kinda like being retarded.
Sure, you're like insanely strong and can break shit.
But you're still retarded.
I just read this and realize that I had a stroke or some shit while typing it and this is literally not at all what I was trying to type.
a man just walked into the bathroom.
took a picture of his penis and posted it to a board. just to show off to a bunch of guys on the internet.
...
Lmfao and then you replied fucking loser