Just had a threesome with these girls i met at the mall

Nigger, post the pictures we want. No one cares about the story.

If you don't have them then gtfo

time stamp

post nudes

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you're an idiot

you tell me user

not even my first threesome

1000 zenni says they have ugly ass faces

this

not gonna do that cause lazy/ dunno where a marker is

forgot pic

one is eh one is fine as fuck

regardless, i fucked them both the same.

OPs a fag haha

show me more of the girl in the leggings like her ass or pantys

You can write on phone or use weather channel.

i'm not doing requests i said ASK ME ANYTHING.

enjoy half nudes from my other side girl.

im ASKING you to take a picture of the girls ass
you fucking faggot

i'm pissed rn cause i got these hoes on my bed and have nowhere to lay now

green text your pickup convo

NUT ON HER FEET

Where did you cum?

you're begging me to, and i'm saying no bitch boy go get your own girls lol.

besides you think ima really wake em up just to ask them to lemme take pics of them? str8 autist shit man i'm cool with just fucking.

not much of a story. saw the girls eating and asked if this was their whole squad and eventually we talked about smoking and they were down and so on and so on.

her ass is right next to you, you can basically already see it through the leggings and youre a stupid fucking nigger teen now kill yourself for just losing your virginity

in the leggings girl while the other chick heals her cheeks open. shit was ca$h.

she's ugly as shit. get rid of her.

this

not see through. why you so mad lol there's so much porn on this board bro.

Hope they enjoyed your small dick

which girl was better

post a pic of one of your girls user step up

enjoy your hand tonight friend

Did u fuck their butts?

rekt

teach me master

What did you say to them to get them back to your place?

Bullshit.

already seen here

holy fucking shit, that get.

Bullshit OP, already seen here, not his pictures

fucking quints. destroyed.

no.

tbh just believe in yourself and also get a nice haircut and better clothes. i swear.

those quints

I'm fine. Atleast I don't have a small cock like you, buddy.

Ur jel

height?

dubs don't lie

Creampie. Nice

Leggings girl the pretty one or the meh one?

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2 foot 3 foot

How did the conversation go? In depth please, start to finish. Make this a greentext story if you're bored enough too.

Q U I N T
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OP now you gotta post the vid boiii
homeboy got quints boiii

time stamp or you are lying faggot

Hold on erryboddy, ops putting on his leggings and putting of his rubies

seriously it does not matter once you got one girl sucking your left not and the other working your cock.

what's a big cock any good for if you don't ever use it? i'd rather have my life over some loser who finds it hard to believe anyone gets laid since they do not.

*fucking quads
Destroyed

This. I'd rather play with my own 8 incher alone tonight then show that embarrassing pathetic cock to any girls

i'm 5'9" lol. guy, i'm so average i just have confidence. you all can do this too there's so many girls that are just down to have fun. realize it.

That's four numbers you drooling retards. Those are quads. Man fuck Common Core you guys are braindead...

Learn to count

if you guys are wondering why i posted this, it's cause i get a confidence boost from all the hate. i see everyone not living the life i do, so much disbelief cause you think i have to be a loser like you. fuck that man get off this board and go get it.

Have u ever fucked a booty?

>AIDS when

Average for a white guy is 5'10''-5'11''

>QUINT

> is rather jack off than get laid cause my dick is big

you what, user?

Then ur confidence is GREAT. U have REAL self esteem. Those firlms

Dubs demand an aswer

absolutely. over rated unless the girl really lets you got to town on her ass. my recommendation is missionary instead of doggy for anal, let's them spread their legs and relax and shit.

how

Who said I don't have a girl, who said I don't use my cock?

>pic related

This. I agree.

enough of the arguing with neckbeards who don't get laid.

explain your approach, I'm curious.

yes she is. freckles and curly wavy hair, double D's and tight as hell.

enjoy your one average slut.

Bet i could outgame u, where u live?

so you just met them at the mall and fucked them the same day? How did that get initiated? Also, you said they were 18/19, how old are you? Was the one you came inside on birth control or what?

Thanks for higher res real looking girl. Very cute.

smile, i know keeping conversation is hard but you gotta work on it. i didn't turn into what i am over night. god i was an awkward sack. but really smile, girls love feeling welcomed and wanted around. if you can make them smile when *you* smile it's on. can't really tell ya exactly how to get them to bed after you get the ball rolling with a decent convo it's all you and the type of girl she is. easy, prude. dunno, you win some you lose some but live to fuck or get rejected again.

they were eating and i could tell a stoner when i see that and told them i got some bomb a$$ ku$h in the car and they were with it. it helps that i'm good looking and have a lot of presence.

Can u pull from groups? Are you a "natural" or do u read pua?

oh i don't mean in general, I mean this specific case. never tried to have a 3some, but you said it as if you met them and then had a 3some that day, or did u not?

What do u mean by presence?

why are they still wearing clothing...

>be me
>be a videographer
>work sometimes at events/clubs
>cute girls everywhere
>can choose who ever I want.

Thank god, I'm not ugly.
Enjoy your sluts, who have probably stds

Also post faces, I bet they're below average.

Thanks, user.

ever fucked a wife or girlfriend of another man?

height?

You can't choose whoever u want

t h i s
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johnny depp could

Naw

Well except a few other celebrities at his level, but yeah he pretty much could

OP here, fucking capcha isn't working/connecting

U c, the people the girls want move invisibly, silently. The girls we all want are unmeetable. What's the commonality? Purpose.

did jean shorts girl talk dirty while she held leggings girl's ass open?

5′10

ye of course, you can't have everyone. But you still have plenty of choices left, so not a big of a deal.

OP, nut on her feet you bitch, my trips says so.

Were talking about SEX, the thing that brings children into this terrible world. To choose a woman below the best, because the best see the world for what it is-is to bring a child in2 the world.

read
underwear girl i posted is married but has a husband she's soon getting divorced to. i got this girl down this street who is pretty chubby but cute. fucked her in a mountain top at like 2 AM and she broke up with her man the next day even though i didn't tell her to.

here's the chubby girl i boned.

I wanna jerk off to your girl. Do you have any more to share?

How DoD you initiate sexual contact? I imagine you were all laying on the bed.. did you just start touching them both? Or did they make the first move?

moar?

Fuck. I'm so bad at pulling game when I'm stoned, yet I love sex while stoned. That sounds like a perfect strategy, though. So you suggested going to your house probably, you got them there, then tell me, what did you say to make em horny? What initiated the three way?

sounds like i need to get me some chronic and head on down to the mall

So you met girls that smoke weed at a mall and put your cock in them without rubber. And they were okay with that too.

I hope you and your "girl on the side" enjoy sharing these two chicks STDs. If that's a regular practice you should have a nice little collection by now.

G2g, tryna get my dick sucked by a dude

What is your name?

kek this, i'm actually kind of paranoid about getting something so I don't go pursue casual sex at all...

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i got one life and don't care how i die user.

just told them to come over for some netflix and chill, got a full sized bed so it's not a lot of space and we were nice and cozy. sex came up and it was game on.

Most?

Yes. But I'm not into "cucking" - so sorry, user.

proving his point further...

If they still have their clothes on you didn't really do anything.

we smoked some more, these girls weren't gonna go out naked you bafoon

Oh but it's not about dying. It's about having your dick itch uncontrollably and becoming a big red blister that spews pus while sometimes giving you fever.

You'll grow up from your yolo stoner logic and stupid shit like that will make you sorry you took those dumbass choices.

And I'll be there, laughing.

>And I'll be there, laughing.

Better pull that trigger soon.

What do you mean, user?

Your dick is small. Kill yourself.

i really really don't care man. i'm okay with trying my luck.

Misspelled more.

I see a lot of asking, but not a lot of replying to questions.

Don't really care. I bet you think everyone has english as their native language.

Proves even more, that you should pull the trigger very soon.

This thread can't die yet.... we wanted details !

So, no more pics of your girlfriend?

there's a lot of you and i'm tired. not many questions worth answering.

like what?

That bitch has ugly feet.

I think you're mistaken, there's only one of me here.

Did the girls have fun? Let you cum on them? Did they know each other ahead of time? Had they ever sucked a cock with another girl before? Your first time as well?

Why would I share her like a fucking slut?

I'm sorry, user - unless you're OP.

This thread can die now. OP just wanted to show off, that he fucked below average girls and that he has a small dick.

I'm out.

Here is a picture of a other girl. :^)

Ga je nog komen/bellen?

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If they smoked after they wouldn't bother to get dressed first.

you're here trynna prove yourself too. "i got a big dick, i can have almost whoever i want".
it's alright user, guys like us have bragging rights.

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Pics or it didn't happen faggot.
All I see is two girls on a bed with no time stamp.
user is full of shit and autism.

>I got a huge dick and totally have to tell 4chin about how I totally banged these two grills!
>I bet they are gonna be so jealouse about how I totally sexed these two ladies.
>can't wait to brag to my friends on 4chin about how cool I am!!

>*I got a small dick

His dick is out in one of the pics retard

You can't call this a dick, its a mini clit.

So Alex, did you enjoy giving them the old in and out?

not at all friend-o

just checked the pictures again, you sure do tho, lol

Lol you're obviously a day in and out 4channer stfu fag

OP, why did you make this "ask me anything" thread as if your actually wanted to discuss in detail with Cred Forums what happened, but then proceed to be a little bitch and answer the questions vaguely in as little detail as possible? What is this?

>MOOOOOM the fags on 4chin aren't liking my obviously fake story and non-timestamped pictures!
>Tell 'em to believe me mom!!!!!!!111!!!!!

My question exactly. Worst AMA ever.

Because he's a bullshitter? Pretty obvious

Someone that could pull that off wouldnt be on Cred Forums on a Saturday night