Roast me Cred Forums

roast me Cred Forums

Are you a Man or a Woman?

You get +1 for 300

You look like if a ham sandwich had a persona.

Why? You have clearly been dealt an unfortunate set of circumstances...

Go away greg

Roasts are for people who have real friends. And your friends tell horrible jokes about you to show you that you're tight enough to say terrible shit to each other. Recently there has been a commercialization of this process, and peeps lost touch with what its about. If you want to be roasted ask your friends to do it, or not b/c you're on Cred Forums and clearly have no friends.

Roast me too

Why are you holding onto the facial hair.

Shave.

Cause it makes me look 12. Lol

double chin, four eyed, pig faced looking @ss

this is my thread get out

You look like a broke ass sexual chocolate.

...

Fuck you.

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It's better to look young then to look like a beatnik.

You just look like one of those kids in ill fitting jeans with chain wallets and weird shoes

Funny thing is I'm 30.

So either grow a beard or let that shit go.

You look like you're trying to grow facial hair as a child.

guys plz

I thought fat people were supposed to be jolly.

Earthworm jim

Wanna rub my cock on these fluffy chins. You swallow?

About to cry/10

u r good! R0asT3d!!!!@@@@@@@ rekt xd

you heard right!

I'll pray for your face.

Somebody shoop a penis in his mouth.

you're a fat fuck, most likely a virgin and should definitely kill yourself you faggot

You look like and uglier version of Penn from Penn and teller. You fucking pedo magician.

Rate me.

attic dwelling, poster posted, 4 eyed double chinned FUCK

You look fat, hair is greasy, eyes are too far apart, smack eyes, tiny girl lips and fucking gay evil eyebrows. Stop trying to be Jack Black and just rape children you cunt.

meme/7

Straighten your back, raise your glasses, adjust your lips, and hold your head up.

Dwight Schrute, the high school years