I am fat and hairy, but kinda not depressed about it (I'm sure a lot of you down below will tell me I should be tho)

I am fat and hairy, but kinda not depressed about it (I'm sure a lot of you down below will tell me I should be tho)

my question is: would you date me, if our personalities clicked?

>pic related

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sure

100%

Geez, what a grim croud to ask, half of us have sexed more inanimate objects than humans

in before people get Buffalo Bill'd.

But yea, you'd have to take it the butt a bit more often, that's all

Yeah me too
Also I like kinda fat girls so I'm biased
Any more pics ?

no

look preggers to me. no date

Yes because im also out of shape.
Then id get you to fix your diet and workout with me.

you look like you dont bathe

only if you blew me while I played vidya

Ask-you-if-youre-prego.exe

> you'd probably ask me the same

Wouldn't date sorry.
Having a body like that means you don't respect yourself enough to go to the gym

Any hair in that grease? Fucking beef goblin. You literally look like a meatball that grew limbs.

No, your body tells the story of who you are. You don't take care of yourself and your diet isn't healthy so most likely you're either lazy, ignorant or do not respect yourself or have little self worth. You can fix all of this tho, educate yourself and change your mind. You will be a better person for it and happier as well

what is a Buffalo Bill? I don't get American references, since I'm from Europe, as proven by that electrical outlet on my wall

here's one more, I took two naked pics for the purpose of this thread, but Im in bed now so no more

no Im just fat

people often think this of us fat people.. I do bath and always smell nice tho, I just look weird

well, I'm pretty lazy. fair enough

I'd give you a go. You could be fun.

yeah, thats a definite no from over here. and i havent been laid in 5 years

Ha.. actually it isn't greasy, it's just very humid here and my hair is always going in all directions when I don't straight it

Hope you don't mind, I am masturbating

Man those are some depressing looking tits.
Like 2 suicide notes taped to your chest.

I'd hit it. But you'd have to be good at sex to keep me around.

No time stamp to prove its actually you. Therefore bullshit

Any chance you can spread your ass?

Fuck No.

You choose to be lazy. Your laziness is likely also helped through chemical reactions to certain foods or drink. Change your diet, change your mind, change your body, change your life....or don't, you can find a neckbeard of equivalent of similar build and mental state

this is true, they're just hangers even though I've been wearing a bra obsessively since the age of 12, even when I sleep
meh, true but who would pretend to be a fat hairy girl on internet and with what purpose

I think you might have cancer in between your breasts

Buffalo Bill is a Silence of the lambs refrence, a guy would get chibby girl like yourself and skin them.

Where you at in europe ?

what the fuck is that in between your tits? a herpes from getting titty fucked by a homeless man for meth??

Holy fucking kek user. I'm on my fucking floor in tears

yes, but is that hair growing in between your tits? if so FUCK NO

it's a dark spot, result of my hangy tits
not hair

>people often think this of us fat people.. I do bath and always smell nice tho, I just look weird

You're fat. You're not fat-rolls-while-standing or thighs-with-trunkspace fat.

I'd probably bang you, but I'd feel bad afterwards. Of course, I'm a fatty too, and don't try to pull because the idea of a fat fuck like me having sex grosses me out.

So, whatever that is.

Ass?

You look pregnant tbh. Fat people usually have rolls rather than a round stomach

No. Lose weight. Take care of yourself because trying to bring someone into your life.

I'm loving ur tits tho!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*before. Typo

How about you give us a good look inside your pussy

Maybe. Would definitely fuck you.

This is gonna sound awful, but I would not risk passing those genes on to a new generation. Imagine what creating a new little girl based on that would be like, :( I couldn't do that to her. I'd probably date you but not reproduce. Sorry.

Still fucking laughing bro. I...I just...good jesus

Suck his dick some more, he might say thank you

Yeah, i would.

Would make sweet luv to that hairy mound of yours.

Post more, would fap to

I'm sorry, but unless you could really, really impress me it's a high no. I'm a thin girl, and other girls have to be around my ballpark or we can't have much fun, plus outside of sex you probably won't want to go on nature walks and dog walks with me every day. And I can't look past the tits on you...

I would, in all honesty you do not have the best body in the world and it looks like you have a bit of hair on your cleavage. Still from my point of view the deal breaker would be the face. If you are half way decent I would care about the body much at all, if you are missing teeth and ugly. Well, I am afraid I would decline.

this thread is vomit inducing

I would. If I love what's in your mind, the rest is just extra.
You look fine anyway


& don't ask Cred Forums about this shit
we're a bunch of fucktarded pillowhumping virgins who like to make girls on the internet cry because they won't give us the time of day in person.

Holy shit roflmao!! :D im literally breathless
(You)

ITT: A bunch of lonely faggots

i would only because im a faggot who stays inside all day and craves any form of human interaction whatsoever

ah, there we go.
the real Cred Forums speaks what everyone else would really do around OP.

here's a screenshot from a video I have on my google drive from me masturbating. not into taking fresh pics
not hair.. lol, don't know if this makes it better, but it's a dark spot
thanks bb :3

also I'm told I have a nice face, and no missing teeth

always a plus.

No

ah then if you arent preggers I'd definitely date.

sure why not. Thing in my current relationship is misunderstandings, lack of important communication in stressful situations, and wanting sex at different times.

If it clicked on these three things I would date anyone.

b..but that rash under your tits tells me you don't bathe enough, or at least don't dry properly, or possibly sweat a lot.

I was banging a big girl like you for a couple months. She sucked dick like no other and didnt mind giving up the ass because she had to. definitely not a keeper, but worth the time.

it's a dark spot cause my tits hang down and pull the skin thus wrinkling it and it aged faster. so not hair, not a rash.. still unattractive, I get it.. but not a result of poor hygiene, ok

Bras actually cause sagging.

Ew fuck no what the fuck

yeah, guys are mostly like I'd hit it if it was a dry period, lol. I'd like to fall in love with someone tho and get those feelings reciprocated but not likely while I look like this I guess
well.. not sure what to do then, can't go outsite with my nipples poking through my clothes

Im a fat girl too and i dont know how u do to look so digusting tbh. Theres fucking hair growing between your disgusting boobs LOL

Nah, Im too high in the social hierarchy to date just anyone.

>beef goblin

had me in tears for a good 3 minutes there buddy, thanks

It's not hair you fat fuck. It's a skin disorder. It can happen to pregnant women on occasion.

>my question is: would you date me, if our personalities clicked?

No. If you had a hell of a personality then we could be friends and I would share diet and exercise advice with you if you were willing to pursue it, but I would never be sexually attracted to you while you were overweight.

Its still fukin disgusting LOL

Absolutely not.

post ur ass?

Loooool

I'd probably fuck you. Might even be nice to you for a bit as long as you were suitably depraved sexually. I might even meet your friends. But the second the sex was less than inspiring I'd have to leave you. It is what it is

That's what people tell fat fucks. Don't believe the hype.

I wouldn't fuck you with the dick you have tucked between your legs... Disgusting.

You got your pic from a site that specializes is exploiting eastern European porn audition chicks.
So.. Fuck off. You're a dude.

That is the most disgusting thing that I have ever seen in my life. Not only are you not datable, you are probably not employable. Don't bother working on your personality either. Nothing can make up for that monstrosity. Do the world a favor and remove yourself from the gene pool.

First of all: No.

Reasons:

a) You're posting nudes on the internet.
b) You probably have no self-esteem (I know I'm guessing here, but since you are fishing for attention and considering most fat girls are, I'd say it's a fair bet)

There is literally nothing worse to me than a fat girl with insecurity issues. Unless your personality was to be a yes-saying slut with no opinion of her own.

TL;DR
No, I wouldn't date you because you had to ask.

Underrated

Is there a reason you can't shave?

It wouldn't nowon likes me everyone says you'll find somewon one day but after a few years you dought them then you start hating yourself thinking something wrong with you then it goes all down hill from there

It's not a skin "disorder", it's the result of being a fat ass. Go back to tumblr, faggot.

She has a lot of excess skin, but it is not quality. She has more like hippo or elephant hide. Buffalo Bill needs soft smooth skin. Not crocodile armor, like this land whale has.

Yeah

youtube.com/watch?v=QCdfcUSZy6k

maybe, if we clicked otherwise. it would depend on what your face looks like, but you should fucking brush your hair and shave your happy trail.

do you at least have a cute/pretty face? your body kinda reminds me of my gf except you look about 30 lbs heavier than her. except mine has a cute face

yes, yes I would. Although knowing you post on Cred Forums might turn me away...

Click? You will fucking snap in half, user! What are you thinking? She's a porkbeast!

End point kill yourself you phoney fuck

You sound like an absolute joy to be around.

If you are unhappy then change what makes you unhappy.
You know how i know you are unhappy with yourself?
You came attacking a random person that you dont know, will never ever meet and who probably doesnt give 2 fucks about you.
youtu.be/aDs-YjLix94

i'm answering the question she asked, she's not as fat as some of the whales out there, and if she took better care of her hygiene, i might give her a chance.

You look like a girl I dated but with worse breasts and she didn't have that weird skin thing between them

Since that was the last girl I dated, yes I would

Need a face shot to properly judge, otherwise your a pump and dump.

Nice meatwad cosplay.

I just couldn't.
There's a significant mass of people out there which would not mind, but in every western country apart from America you'd be sexually shunned basically by everyone no matter your personality.

You have to fuckin step on that carpet and start going running, you just need to lose like 10 or 15 kg to be acceptable.
But if you're content with your own situation, just stick with fatties or big ass lovers (mostly niggers).

Therefore, you should not be here asking questions if you are completely ok with this. There must be something that makes you at least perplexed on how things are going, or you would not need replies to search for some confort.

Put down the first amount of mass, like 5 kg, and come back posting. The answer could change.
Personality is only an aspect of the individual, just same as aestethics. It does not mean every aspect are equally important, and you already knew this before posting.

Well.. I do wax when i have to show skin but at the moment I don't have to.
I don't shave cause that stimulates hair growth and my hair would start showing again the next day

Waxing is better but it still makes my skin react very badly to it, like rashes etc. I have to do it tho

as a conclusion to this thread, I gotta say that comments are mostly what I expected. hygiene ones stung a bit tho, since I spend a shitload of money on skin care products and do bath regularly, but I guess that's just the vibe I give out.

I think like half of my body look I can blame on my shitty genes (like being fat, having bad skin and saggy boobs), and half of them is me being lazy and not physically active enough (fat part)

>thanks everyone for your input

i would op

You were amazing in Meet The Spartans

I didn't mean to put "fat" in the genes part, lol, that was a typo
yeah, most girls just always had better bodies than me even when I wasn't fat and no one was hitting on me then either.I didn't say it doesn't bother me, I'm just saying it doesn't make me depressed..I'm not suicidal, I don't mind socializing with people, going to work, etc.

Oh boy the good old >Its my genes fault im fat and lazy.

It was a typo, and I corrected myself in the next post. I said genes were responsible for my saggy boobs and bad skin

All you need to do is wax where ever your hairy, lose a little weight (not even a lot), and groom your body a bit. With that you'll get a lot more men as long as you're confident in talking to them.

those tits look HORRID

Date no
Fuck? yes

Look op, it's not a matter of not being depressed about it.
It's about trying to live a better life wether this makes you feel better or not, just for the sake of actually seducing somebody for once (I could never do without practicing this kind of stuff sometimes) or, I don't know, make some people regret their choices when you were fat?

I have a particular fetish about fat people: I perceive you greaseballs like people who seriously just need a kickstart for getting help, so close to the chance to get better I just would like to scream in your ears "pls get better and be more cute, so everything around will be better and I will not be forced to meet you in the street with all that useless adipes on your face and body".

At least try.

My bad then, also your "overweight" not fat. You carry most of your poundage in the stomach and not much elsewhere. So get a plan and hit the gym.

Well, the pussy looks good from this angle. But honestly, from your other pics you do look preggers. Your stretch marks around your belly make it seem like you're putting on belly weight pretty fast.

If you're not preggers, what gives?

lol I updated this by mistake and I just realized I am derping in this.

No timestamp fools. How do we know this isn't some neckbeard seeking attention? Tits/=timestamp. Timestamp And tits or gtfo.

eh, who even cares about my excuses, people never want to hear them from fat people

but since you asked, last 2-3 years of my life were pretty terrible (dropped out of college, terrible relations with my parents, terrible relation with my sister, constantly overthinking everything, just a lot of surpressed anger and people who are supposed to love me stabbing a knife in my back over and over again), and it started getting sort of better since the march of this year so I'm planning some sort of a diet soon

>But who was timestamp?

if there was anything worth to see, timestamp would have been required.
since it's a lardball posting and silhouette is basically identical in both photos even most retarded neckbeard would choose something better to try and fool us.

We all cosider that a fact, asking for timestamp is just tryhard

Ya, same thing happened to me when I was 18, and I'm a guy. I got depressed and turned to food for comfort and packed on about 50lbs really quickly. I got stretch marks... bad.

Your attitude towards companionship is commendable. It's cool that you're not super down on yourself.

Anyways, I'm a lot older than you but if I, speaking as if I were a single man, wouldn't judge you for your shortcomings. IMHO, attitude is attractive too. You can be attracted to anyone but you can only feel comfortable with someone you don't want to strangle... amiright?

What are your "standards" like? Why don't you approach guys that are imperfect like yourself? Are you deep enough to be attracted to personality?

OP, theres nothing wrong with you, per se.

You have potential. Your shape is great, good sized boobs and nice hips and nips. Take better care of yourself and you'll automatically be happier with yourself.

See your doctor about the discolouration on your chest (likely fungal, easily treated), use conditioner, groom your body hair. That's it. Don't even bother losing weight, you carry it well.

no.

You clearly eat too much and i'd be embarrassed to be seen out in public with you

Actually a cleaver neckbeard would choose someone who isn't particularly questionable. Receive two nude pics from whale on dating app, use those pics to get attention on Cred Forums without requiring timestamp. Not to mention how much easier it is to get pics from unattractive girls.

Wax? Is this the shit you use? Why not just park your fat ass in a car wash for a few minutes? You disgusting pig!

Depends on your face.

What? Like a floorplan? You afraid of getting lost in that shit?

InB4 OP took hormones and got a sex change

There's paralyzed people out there, kids born with deformities, without legs, people get MS and can't function, some people are deaf and can't hear. Those people can't do anything about their problems, but the only problem you have is your fat. Just lose weight and you get get a bf easily. There's so many fat chicks around today just being thin automatically makes you 7/10.

well, I wouldn't judge a guy based on his looks. I often find it that beautiful people become disgusting to me after I get to know them and they're terrible..
For example, in high school, there was this super hot guy in my class.. also super smart, and since his dad was in mafia - hella rich.
Anyways, all the girls were super into him, and I was sitting with him in most classes, in our 3rd and 4th year, since we shared similar sense of humour or whatever, but after getting to know him better, I just got chills whenever he was around and felt very uncomfortable cause dude was a fucking evil sociopath

thank you.. as I've said, I usually do remove body hair when I can.. it's a lot of work to do tho

what is that between your boobs. or where your boobs meet?

I would fuck you, not sure about dating you. I kind of have my self steam to keep

>sex change

And that was the last time his/her's genitalia was ever touched.

I have a pretty face and look sort of normal when I wear clothes, lol. me naked is another story tho

>not depressed
good
>i should be tho
no
>would you date me
no
>why
go to the gym

I really, really doubt that. You are the female equivalent of a neckbeard. Your a crotchbeard.

here's a work selfie proving that I kind of appear normal usually

kek

what is your ethnicity?

When do you return to the ocean?

Yes I would date you you look fine dear and I'm hot by the way

Of course I would, you're sexy as fuck
Like seriously

>ethnicity
Land whale.

slavic
thank you user

no, its kinda funny how fat people dont understand this but just because we get along doesnt mean id date u. im sure i can get along with 4 billion people on this earth which atleast 3.8billion look better than u

You should share ur google drive

Great personality + that body = friends zone.

I'm just one dude though. There are plenty of guys out there who will have a personality that matches yours to varying degrees, and there are lots of guys who will love your body.

Good job being able to be straight forward about your looks (you are fat), but being fat isn't reason to be depressed by itself.

I do get it, I'm not saying you SHOULD date me even tho you're not attracted to me.. I just asked for peoples honest opinions, that's all

that being said id still fuck you, fatass

a good friend has a theory that goes something like all fat people are mentally retarded

really, you look like an regular fat Hispanic. that is not a complement, reality is now a days it seems to be OK to be fat. but it ain't only desperate guys go after the fat ones.

Shit aint that bad, beside a little double chin thing shes got going it aint so bad. Yeah she should lose weight, wash her hair better, get whatever the fuck that shit between her tits is taken care of, and shave or "wax" some more. Aside from that I would contemplate having a relationship with her depending on her face.

Show feet lovely

I'm in love with your belly and hips. It's perfect. I'd fuck you if you waxed that shit though what the fuck

my complexion is actually pretty pale

kek

In sandals

Shit it looks like a rare pepe pic the tits are the eyes the belly is the sad frog face. Dat bush is goatee

yeah yeah I know my belly is too hairy

May be

Id smash with a floppy

I see, it's the camera. what's that between your boobs, hope is camera shadow and not hair like it seems.

hey OP idk how old you are, but here's some comments from a chick even fatter than you.

I never dated or anything till after high school, when I discovered that my body type had a fan club. I was in my early twenties, and cam whored. It built up myself esteem, not the horny fat fetishists...tough that was fun for a season. (I had a plus sized suicide girl vibe going, and played the daddy'sgirl thing.) The genuinely nice guys with just a preference for my body that also like my personality that I ended up becoming good friends with, a few I even dated long distance. It took till my mid and late twenties to get physical with guys. Had my share of hookups and fuck buddies, guys of various body types. I've even manage my ultimate fantasy, a threesome with two bi marines. Most epic thing is having a a mouth per titty.

I'm currently in my second serious relationship, coming up on our anniversary. He's certain I'm his soul mate, we have discussed marriage.

SO as I ramble on here...here's my point if any:

grow into your personality,know thyself before cleaving to any other meatsack on this planet.

there's an extremely large audience solely into your body type. Delve into that first, just guarantees reciprocal. Rejection sucks, so why throw yourself into when you have an advantage of having a vagina?

Femininity is a must, because as you know whales get the assumption that we are unhygienic slobs. You have to appear clean and fresh as well as actually being clean and fresh. Try lightening creams for that dark spot between your boobs, or just take more flattering pics and use better lighting. Have manageable hair. Trim pubes in between waxing. Doll yourself up with whatever makes you comfortable, no need to be high maintenance.

As for sexuality, seriously this place will bullshit you. I have never been desperate for a fucking, or have to do anal. I do indeed suck a mean dick, but it is indeed just part of my oral fixation...

>cont.

Yeah, I'd date you OP.

>No
My first reason is because you are ill, since obesity is an illness, and I do not like ill people; it could be obesity, hypertension, diabetes, lupus, chronic kidney disease or cancer, I do not care, as long as you have an illness. I would not date someone sick.

Hoooo leeeee shit i'm murdered. 5 stars.

Tit pics plz

>self steam

>big nips
>linea nigra
>radial stretch marks
I ain't fucking a mom.

You will learn you have more power when it comes to getting laid, that is just the truth. I say that to invoke confidence not arrogance because an uppity fatty is even worse than a sad emo fatty. Just do not be either.

Find what makes you attractive and own it. Evoke softness and cater to the ego of men.
I am more subservient in my nature, so the submissive thing goes for me.

yeah and this isn't the forum for you post what you did hun, btards gonna be btard. But not everyone is an asshole.

take care op

Come on, show feet!

here
Thanks for the advice femanon

Any thong sandals

Tit pics plz

I think you're cute looking. Although I'm into strange girls. And at least you seam honest op.... would like to see your face though. Please?

Love them! Would definitely date you long term, especially if you let me play with them and such, we should totally talk more.

maybe

would definitely have a one night stand with

Add me on snapchat willytep

You're fucking sexy I don't care what anybody says

leave your kik user, I might add you

Post more nudes cuuuuunt

Could you add me too?
Towerofblake

To be honest you look like shit. My answer is no but I'd need to see a face shot. And even then you better have a 10 out of 10 face because you got nothing else going for you. At all

If you're not a butter face I'd most likely date you keeping up the pretence until we fuck then I wouldn't call again until I wanted more sex from you (if ever). It's a pattern I'm committed to.

do you have a qt face op this is pretty important if i had to date you id spend a lot more time looking at your face than your naked body

no you're too skinny

Still here op?

Sure babe

This is true

yep, browsing some memes. what you up to user?

yes I do have a cute face

Wanting to see more of you and your feet

Shaving isn't that hard

Why is there a shit stain on the area of skin where your tits connect

I went and married one. Do not despair, fair maiden. There are plenty of guise here who would.
And I would definitely want to have you if you were fat with small tits.

You look like this Dominican Girl I fool around with from Tinder. Are you in MA?

holy kek.

I hope you are trolling because you basically just said "I can't understand why I'm fat, I always eat, even when I sleep"

I don't know if you even care anymore but yeah I would. I think a lot of people here already don't care about what the public views them as and being with you wouldn't change that. But yeah what is your personality?

here

Do you give good head? If not, you should learn to give good head.

lets see what you look like in a bra and shit because thats really how most normies are gonna judge you

Definitely love them, should give me your kik or something

Preggo here. I have something similar. :/

Until I see a fucking timestamp, the official position will be that OP is a guy trolling us with pics he found.

Seriously, I dig you and would totally help you shave and whatever to make you feet better about yourself. I like chubby pale chicks with good personalities and nice feet

I ain't gonna lie, I don't care as much about looks but I'm in my early 30's now and I had my fun. I'd fuck ya just for an easy lay.

I'd rather settle down with someone who's confident in themselves no matter what they look like. It's not the fact that you are large, it would be more personality at this point. I wish I could talk to you more and help you out especially with self confidence and all.

If nothing else, check out /fit/'s stickty, but as someone who lost over 120 pounds I can tell you it's not just a "diet" that will fix that. It's a lifestyle change and being with the right people/places and enduring a few temptations here and there. Wish I could get your info though.

I would fuck you

Shaving does not stimulate hair growth, that is such a retarded thing to believe.

Are you American? You seem to think of everything you've ever heard and can somehow relate to as a fact.

Would marry

Yes...you look like my pregnant wife just she shaves

that is actually really sweet of you user :) we probably live on different continents tho, but you can leave your kik if you wanna chat

>just for an easy lay
I don't know why everyone here assumed I'm easy, lol. I'm letting you see my pics cause it's anonymous. irl, it takes me ages to get comfortable and intimate with someone
it's true and I've felt it on my own skin, not placebo. I'm European

thank you user :3

Calichaos8404

>trusting anecdotal evidence ever

ok I'm not trying to be a dick but seriously what's up with your tights. like the first ones look (literally) like a tablecloth and the second look like a throw rug. I'm not trying to be mean just giving you a heads up. They're cool patterns, sure, but no, they don't work as pants. I like your bag though. And in regards to your body shots you don't look too bad at all. I'd date/bang you.

are you actually fucking retarded? Of course hair grows back, if you shave, you shave the hair thats grown out of your skin, theres still hair IN your skin and that obviously grows back out immidiately, why wouldn't it if you've just cut right above the skin?

And of course you feel the difference from 0.0mm hair to 0.1mm hair more than from 0.1mm to 0.2mm.

Honestly, you're just a completely useless dumb piece of meat.

lol
it's army uniform pattern with roses over it..I thought it was cute

lol calm down user, it doesn't even matter

When ya gonna kik?

after this thread closes, so Im sure you wont take a screenshot of my profile pic and post it here

it does matter tho.

Even fat lovers wouldn't "date" this lazy, disgusting, delusional, self lying piece of trash.

I'm fat? Well thats my genes.
I look like a wookie? Well, if I shave it just grows even more
My tits are hilariously disgusting? Well, I have always worn a bra, even at sleep

No worries, completely understandable, I'm the guy who likes your feet so I'll screenshot that as proof for when you message.

send me her nudes when you get them

Hon, I never said those things, you just hate me cause you don't find me attractive so you're finding more reasons to support your claim I'm not worthy of anything
>I said Im fat cause Im lazy
>I said I wax when I show skin, cause shaving doesn't work for me, hair grows back too fast
>my genes do matter for my hangy boobs, like what can I even do to make them be perky, it's literally genetics. I wear bra to support them so they look more presentable when I wear clothes

Obligatory

Highly doubtful

Take a quick picture of your butt so we can finish fappin?

Face? That would be the deciding factor.

Thread needs to die out already

Yeah, sure. Unless you had a super ugly face.

I actually married a woman with a similar figure to yours and although TBH, from a purely physical standpoint I've had better sex in the past, I couldn't be happier with my wife. She's got a really pretty face and our personalities are right for each other. She's bubbly and social and pulls me out of my shell; I'm sober and skeptical and keep her grounded emotionally. She's actually a little fatter than you but it all goes to a truly glorious ass so I can't complain. She also cooks me delicious food.

To be honest, your body's quite sexy to those with a mom fetish.

And that's a nice pussy.

Would force you to get into shape/10
Enjoy never eating bread again.