Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread

Dead Rising gets a tiny bit boring at times.

I don't think I ever saw his stuff live, but I liked watching him paint. And now Twitch has a Bob Ross channel that usually streams his stuff. Not bad, especially at night when you need something to sleep to.

Gotta keep the faith and keep trying.

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Forgot image.

>Best fox claimu

(Toyota)
Yeah, there isn't one

>Fuck, I forgot to put on Eurobeat, no wonder i'm not at 100% win rate

(some guy)
Driveclub is good, but it's PS exclusive
On the upside, it'll support PSVR

Subaru is pretty good

Claiming Felix

Throw that "game" in the trash.

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smuggie how are you?
sshhh dont worry about it
>gets again
alright will do
im gonna be honest glad you think so
its night so im a bit more faggy
evening alice
alright you convinced me thanks
also nice digits

oh im worried now

Nice imageswap. And might I ask where you've been?

(Insert inspirational quote here)

No Saitama, that's not allowed.

Ruri, please no!
You should definitely. Lots of play time in this game
Hello again Laura

>Driveclub is good
oh sweet, I have teh ps4!

I'm not done yet but I wanted to fucking murder him at the end of episode 13 :/
cutest boy ^-^
I don't know what happened ;-;

Stolen

Hello qt bunny!

Thanks maido

Eh. Today was eh. Yourself?

yes, we shall both be lewdin' tonight

Why should I even continue keeping up this life, what reason do I have not to become a homeless serial killer in New York

Good evening.

Image swap. Someone posted at the exact same time as you, and Cred Forums shit the bed.

Pretty sure the oldest car in the game is the Diablo or Enzo

>Pats

With ps plus, for like $20 you can get the full game and season pass too

wait, wut?

Inebriated illya checking in, how's everyone's night going?

Someone put me to sleep

>come be my roommate instead

I seriously desperately need one.

Also good evening gentlemen.

the protagonist's girlfriend we deserved

I also have teh ps+
will have to go look in the store!
seeing as GT sport is ages away...

Maybe some future DLC will be "classic" cars or popular votes.

>m.youtube.com/watch?v=GBMWjRWk4t4

Trust me. It'll be fine
I'm excited. Especially with your waifu~

hello how are you guys today

ill try

yea i didn't either but i watched him, when they had reruns on pbs or something.

so many gets in so little time
i don't mind you faggyness a little when its you bby
something something bussy for rent in vegas or something

>dubdubs
theres really no reason if you want you can become a serial killer
some here will miss you though

go the fuck to sleep

What's keeping you awake?

what a dingus
cute cat :3

Hello fox!

More cute cats?

I forgot the Ferrari F40 and F50 were in the game, but nothing else is as old as them

>There's not even a single Ferd

Oh,uh thank....you?

How is my Arisu today?

Hopefully he is in a better place.

Blame Hiroshima Nagasaki. It's his site.

Eh. You?

Too deep

I'm trying!

Alcohol? I don't even know

You'll have to forgive me ignorance when it comes to cars, is the game primarily EU makes?

Shut up! You're not my mom you can't tell me what is or isn't allowed!!

no no its all fine really
whats wrong with saitama
whats wrong?
im really lazy but fine i guess
how are you doing today?
idk i think i need to trust you a bit more
>another get
reeeee
awww~
btw did you find any boards?

Makes two of us...

>Especially with your waifu~
I've never been so prepared for a lewdening..

cute klonata :3
89 cent drunk bote?

^-^
I love you :3
we should bomb them again

I dont think that would be a good position for myself
lying to me

Too deep of sleep?

B-but I was a cat that time...

And a good evening to you, my dear Alice.

It's just an imageswap, I don't quite see why you're a little saddened over it.

But Saitama uses his fists, not guns. That's what Genos is for.

Guns.

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Yes
There's three American manufacturers, if Hennassy even counts, besides the bikes, two jap ones
Not sure about some of the one shot obscure ones though

>Ran-sama

So how is everyone doooing!?!?!?!

I've only started browing Cred Forums a month ago ;-;

I'm just so confused sorry :(

Why are there purple hats?

true, was a really nice guy

what happened?
not much kinda boring, no one to hang out with today

take medicine or sleeping pills, if those don't work stab your self in the leg or arm, you'll lose some blood but that's OK because you'll be able to sleep easier

i don't know whats up with chan, when i post outside of /waifu/ i never get any even when im not trying to

i worry that he'll do something to you

Empty. You?

Not nice feet.

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nice feet
cutie :3

You're not doing it right.

What? I'm not posting it unless he gets dubs. Don't worry Alice.

>today is 4chins birthday
thus hats

Oh nothing! Today has been really slow that's it. Sorry if I worried you. Lazy enough to come here? Or you're just bored?

NO BAD VP ZAPPER BAD

No you're my qt bunny now

See the first reply. It felt hellishly slow

birthday roll :op
What's with the green font?

Ah, gotcha. Maybe they couldn't afford the licensing.

Yes he was. So how has your night been?

Hey, Check em.

Please do. I'm a fan of your lewds
Yes you do. Trust the lewds
I'm glad you're prepared
>mfw i know i am~

Her mole is cute.

Oh. Drinking right now?

Is that twice in the same thread that I forgot my image?

The fuck is wrong with me.

how is everyone

he intends to sell me out i think

I am good, a bit tired currently. How about you?

time to steal her garchomp

her expressions are cute

fantastic!!!!

for quoting and when you want to highlight, tell a short story or imply something like

>implying I don't know about a japanese image board

This arisu is tired. How is my ran-ran doing today?
>tfw ready to sleep and it's midnight
Did you have a good Saturday?
Good evening Alice

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S-sorry smug...
I must of been possessed by bad lewd demons he cast upon me~

H E L P

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Don't be like that.

last post for me
goodnight guys
never!
oh kek
didnt even noticed
stop sucking jacky4chans dick then
we all know you just do it for the steaks
oh im glad to hear you are okay
yea although it took a lot of effort to get here
you didnt even post lewds

I remember her voice being really cute too.

Strange to leave Ford out though, the lack of a Mustang kinda sucks, especially when the other muscle cars are there

I'm fine, just here, playing mah racing game

That's good to hear.
Sleep well.

So you mean to tell me that you aren't the Konata we know?

I don't think Bun/Charlotte will like that though.

It's been decent.

Because the edit is so small, that's why.

that sounds gay, but that's ok

rip, i feel every ones weekend this time was slow

its been ok, talking to you guys mostly

he thinks you'll sell for a good price

i don't i'm not a faggot like you

don't listen to smugs

Fuck you, you can't tell me what to like and not like.

Prime quality waifu user

Not
>yet

Her chin triggers me.

Don't be like that.

tyty

B-but smugs...

but im leaving

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he would be wrong on that. im no where close to a trap or something

Stop digging for karma and attention.

Is that the only thing you can say?

True, what about Dodge or GMC? Any of those in the game?

Same here. I played some Warframe earlier, but I was having more fun in the thread.

I think Ruri may be straight dodging me.

Says the user who bothered to make that reply.

no

cute colors :)
youtube.com/watch?v=GU_iNPZL1_4
There's been like 50 konatas

Stop trying to impress.

BAD. NO LEWDING YOUR WAIFU

Thanks dude. Lmao a lot you say? I feel like you had to think about getting on. "Hmmm. Should I get on thread? I'll be busy and it'll end my laziness but I'm still feeling lazy"

We broke about a month ago. She's also gone for good :(

Okay so it isn't just me that fee that way cause damn
>i can see your comment

Like hikage said
Don't listen to smugs
Oh, then i guess you won't see them
But just know i will post them

Good.

But to whom?

I'm worried for you.

Ditto.

my love

The only racing game I've played recently is The Crew. Did you get Forza?
That's good to hear
Thank you for keeping your waifu pure, smug

I'm going to go to sleep everyone. Good night /waifu/
>wtb comfy fox tails

Stop trying to be funny.

And I'll tell Juvia what youre doing to poor akeno

I try, alice. Goodnight

hehehe

I want to run my fingers through the blue hair.

Hey, it's not gay if I say no homo
So no homo bby~

Don't be like that.

Dodge has the Charger, Challenger and Viper
GM is repped by Chevy with 4 Corvettes and a Camero

All the standard US performance cars, barring the Mustang and Ferd GT

But they do have the Venom GT

I play on PS4
so no

good waifu
there was nothing lewd there tho

very cute dress ^-^

and I would want to do the same :3

I slightly doubt that tbh.

Oh my. Just what will you do now?

I need to go make something for dinner, brb.

Then what can I do?

Oh come on...

you just want to see it again, you're naughty ;-;

Don't be like that.

Is she smrt?

Hmm, weird. Maybe Ford just didn't want to be apart of this game?

Or maybe the developers don't like Ford?

So many options to why they aren't included, save for a few models.

Hopefully my HYUNDAI ELANTRA (fuck the Tiburon) is in there! :^)

I haven't done anything wrong. No need to tell my waifu now
Yeah no lewds
(Listen to Hikage)

you drive an elantra as well? what year?

'01
Just barely hit 111k miles a few days ago.

Cute dresses is another thing I really dig.

Very

Oh well
and no Hyundai

>I play American cars more because the wheel is on the correct side

Hikage seems to know what's up

Hush it! No lewding the waifu! You also wanna change the 'k' to a 'g' lol

Love you

Akeno...

I'm watching you

BAD

Do not meme.

i got a '15 and am approaching 50k. just took it on a cross country move to cali from mississippi though.

Oh God, what game was it... The Getaway or something like that. The driving made me so angry. The driver's side was on the right, and the only way to find out where to go was to watch for TURN SIGNALS.

It's like, MOTHER FUCKER I LIVE IN MURICCA, AIN'T NO ONE USE THEIR TURN SIGNAL HERE BUT ME.

She's Godtier

smugs is jelous of your lewdery

no just as a male prostitute

who wouldn't

remember how i haven't rquested anything for your trips

why

no homo stops working if the tips touch though

I don't have much dress pics sadly ;-;

but I love how cute your waifu is v_v

forgot pic
>not knowing smuk is the meme of smug
>no one uses their turn signal
IKTF
thanks m8

B-but mooooom!!!

I haven't done anything yet...

Akeno is safe

You use turn signals?
Bitch it's nobody else's business where you're going

Cali -> Mississippi will definitely stack on miles.

Only reason this 15 year old car only has 111k miles is because I only used it for work, and the previous owner was the same.

I think it had 50k miles when I got it from the previous owner. And that was about 6 years ago.

People who don't have a waifu.

It's infuriating. Those fucking lights AREN'T optional and you WILL FAIL a state inspection if they don't work.

Smug flavored jelly

He does
>lewds are good
>smugs is wrong
>you didn't hear this from me if smugs asks
Yeah no don't worry. I'm not filling Akeno's mind with ideas of lewding
Smugs is jealous

You don't use turn signals?
Bitch.

those cant be too expensive

you played the crew?

Thank you! That's not a problem, I'm happy seeing that hair and expressions.
I got a bunch of kimonos too, too bad some of them can't be posted due to filesize limit.

I'm pretty sure I'm not gay, plus I'd rather not see either of those pictures again.

I-I don't think I'm the one you're looking for!

Hey it's the turning lane, where do you think i'm going?

Driveclub
It's so pretty

You weren't even rolling there, were you?

yeah trip took me 37 hours total with sleep. also just because the blinker works at inspection doesn't mean people use them on the road. i hope you get hit and sued. no major injuries tho.

*whimpers*

what's driveclub like? besides amazing graphics?

She's the fucking Goddess of Light and mine

Reporting in. Short break from Pathfinder.

>swindling a shadow organisation is great
>as is setting up our nervous mage on a date

Turn only lanes sure. But I hate it when I'm cruising on the highway and Double Doucher Dave in his Duelie starts weaving in and out of lanes without his signal. Hope that guy gets in a wreck.

You are just looking for an excuse. Check these dubs then.

I know, I know. I seriously dislike people who don't use them. Or use them WHILE they are turning.

Turn Signals are to tell other drivers that you are GOING to turn, not that you ARE TURNING.
Idiots.

:/

I don't acutally

Neppy calls me mom
>yet
>YET

KEEP ON TALKING

Mmhmm

Yes you are

>short break
>short
TRIGGERED

Well, those are certainly repeating digits at the end of your post.
Check this filename creativity.

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Very cute. Very creative filename.

I won't, I drive safe

Good sound
Amazing weather effects
Nice driving, a bit on the arcady side
Soon to be VR support

I think ricers are the doucheyest drivers,
>Your Civic isn't a GT-R, stop acting like it is
And they tend to sound terrible

the worst is when your going down a highway and some one passes you THEN MAKES A FUCKING LEFT TURN WITH ON COMING TRAFFIC AND NO SIGNAL

Aaand CLAIMED!

whats uuuuup

This folder looks interesting.

*hugs*

how goes for vehicle customization?

Who

It'll ok. Just listen to me and hikage.
>smugs doesn't kknow what fun lewds are
Don't worry. I'm just conversing with Akeno. No need to be telling waifu Juvia

I don't like people who make their cars sound loud for no reason. My friend actually cut his muffler OFF to make it louder. I'm glad the cops gave him a ticket.

Again, I hope they get into a wreck.

This image is for Ruri. NO ONE LOOK!

nice waifu

>that gif
Eeeeeeeeeeeee

I noticed that, how recent was the change?

pink is my favorite color :)

Colors, but that's fine to me

>V8 Muscle
>not loud
There are exceptions to the rule

Oh hey Suika
>Steal

>Cred Forums reduced file size max
>Rip my gifs and webms

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While we're lewding it up

I did say "For no reason." How would you react if you heard a Plymouth Neon before you saw it? There is no reason to make that reject of a car loud.

Don't look!

succ me

makes sense

yes smug flavored jelly

see above

ehh depends on quality im guessing

so can i make a request, for those trips i didn't use

PAY ATTENTION TO ME YOU FUCKING WEEABOOS!

its too late
yuno is running it

Okies...we're all family here!

Yo. Just watching some GATE. You?

>next thread

Hmmmmmm.......
>yes I do. You haven't seen me with bun

NIEN

Select all squares with street signs.
If there are none, click skip.

sweet as...so the full game on ps+, is that all the dlc too?

Nice claim, dude!

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