Dicks in butts

that sounds like some pretty good compensation for being your slut

your pun games pretty weak right now, but I can wait for you to get it up again

If I were the type to bring up the past I'd say that her meal helped me prepare for the awful food I had to eat in the Army.

I'll see what I can squeeze out of it

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It works for me too you know :)
Frank here is a savage man :)

y u no sexy times with me any longer :(

O.o

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Is that an incoming pounce? :D

pounce my arse

Dicks in pupper butts?

Just you wait for it!

I can't really think of any, so I'll just have to sit on it for a while

I can't see any downsides

Just not feeling sexy times anymore.

bring it

I wonder if she's improved. She's had 5 years to do so

awww

Distance seems to be the downside atm.
Maybe your mate's tongue has lost all taste do to lack of use and just hasn't noticed.

Fair enough
I...... O//o
Just gotta turn up the crank

crank it!

He never mentions her cooking. Except sometimes bringing up when I spat out her cooking. He thought that shit was beyond funny

yeah. why's australia gotta be so far away

yeah, if you sit on it for a while, some great stuff can cum out

You do it... I can't reach, but get ready to get into position

Ok I give up, I don't got any more to give!

my body is ready

*man in a box song starts playing

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draining you dry is really fun

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You sure are some -nnf- demanding audience!

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Kitty, post Dev porn.

So what're you up to now?

Just doing some leveling on warframe, general house stuff. Afterwards i will see how many dongs my butt fits.

I hadn't realized how much I missed good puns, now I just want that hole stuffed with em

how many can it normally fit?

Sorry but I'm completely out, I'd better go work up another load

>Dongs as in plural

only one at a time. but i try fit about four or more in a session.

I'll just be waiting to take it while you get ready to unload on me

do you usually get down to the bottom of them all?

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I don't think I can handle it... Might have to give you a premature load... Of puns, that is! >//>

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I'm a big faggot that likes things in my butt.
Why are you here?
Yeah except for the largest ones. still working on them.

The people are interesting

if you get a load of puns on me, then I'll make sure to get my load on you

is that your dick?

which one is your largest?

Katten, I'm still stuck in this dreaded box!

no it is not

oh i didnt know you were in a box

This sitcom is becoming way too hot to be able to focus on puns
That's what the man in a box song was for :p

Hey guys, whats up

The large chance and the stupid big rambone. Rambon is too hard to use though.

i wasnt sure what it was for. you ahve to stay in there

Make sure to feed me regularly

playing games. howre you duder?

you get blood pudding

pretty gud

Question: where d you find all of these pictures

which sitcom?

is the rambone 17" long?

not much. what's up with you?

I CAN SPRINGBOARD LIKE HELL AND MAKE THIS BOX FLY ROUND YOUR PLACE, I'LL FUCK YO SHIT UP MUHAFUHA!

That's the one.

Whichever is responsible for producing these puns

threads. e621. furaffinity. other websites. facebook. fur friends.
im glad to hear that~
what are you up to this evening?

i can put a phone book on box and you cant move

>17" long
And here I am with my ass with kung-fu deathgrip that can barely fit a finger

I'll curse at you as loudly as I can while you sleep!

Not much, just chilling

I guess this is a good place to ask.

I'm bi, and would never have a romantic relationship with another man, but what makes a guy attractive in your eyes?

This is a question anyone can answer

you say too hard, but is it usuable at all

I've only been making puns, you gotta cum on and get your mind out of the gutter

but a finger is so tiny

a cute butt, their masculinity. dicks are also pretty attractive

My penis.

you need to finger yourself some more Frank. like every day.
It's pretty hard. and thus not bendy. so i can get about 8" in then that's it.

>I guess this is a good place to ask
I hope you realize you're going to mostly get answers bias to sexual answers, because you're in more or less a porn thread.
You'd be better off asking /lgbt/ for serious, less sexually oriented answers.

Nope I'm done, honest this time, sorry :P

True, but I don't want to go to /lgbt/

Is that place like tumblr lite or is it different?

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i can drown you out with music~

cooleo~
i like a guy whos masculine. a sense of fashion similar to mine or interesting.
someone who has a nice face. average to high intelligence. sweet and kind but also vulgar. someone who has similar musical and film taste as me.

the longest toy I've got is like 9". I can imagine a dildo that's almost 2 feet long

they were fun while they lasted :D

Well, it is, but it serves it's purpose, and you're more than likely to get better answers than here, at least.
It is a shit board though, don't get me wrong.

Like a Shaolin Temple that forbids outsiders.
Probably

Is yours bendy though? that's makes the most difference.

You better play some Kent for me!
It was "fun" all right :p

timbyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
thought you wanted someone to dick your pupper butt tonight?

i dont know what that is

you just gotta start with your pinky and work your way up. or with a progression of toys

I guess somewhat. I could see a really unbend able toy being next to impossible to use

so I guess that some of the puns were a little more than I thought they were

Play it regardless!
Well, I'm not complaining >u>

Likewise to the temple, deserted and un-used.
Yeap, really jelly types i can go further that 14"

hmmm i will think about it

ur bum is like black hole

It's just biiger because it gets trained like my body does :)

well now I gotta make some of my puns more that just that

now I want a really long jelly dildo to see how far down it I can go

I can fit my index finger but it's a hella tight fit
I blame communism for the temple's current state

If you're gonna keep me in a box for the rest of my life then I wanna be reminded of my home country at least
Could you word that differently? I'm having a bit of trouble interpreting what you mean, pardon my stupidity

i wish i had a black hole bum

i will throw some like...swedish fish in there

>black hole bums

THAT'S CANADIAN CANDY ERMAHGERD LET ME OUT OF HERE RAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Play with me. I'll train you bum to be a black hole

Need proof.

oh my

oh. what do you have?

everybody starts somewhere

I was just making more innuendos

Need a daddy to treat me like that.

Another question

What type of body is best?

I would be a top most likely

fit body. but honestly as long as they arent chubby

Marabou chocolate, throw in some orange festis, and don't forget the Kent music!! I'll sit in the corner now for my timeout
This is becoming too complicated - sup?

theepochtimes.com/n3/3948-commentary-6-on-how-the-chinese-communist-party-destroyed-traditional-culture/2/
I guess.
Muscular

i dont know what those are so you get blood pudding

not much. feelin kinda sleepy now, but at the same time I kinda want to go play with one of my dildos. what about you?

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Naughty stuff and watching the sun rise

naughty stuff is always great

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Big beefy pupper butts?

Fuck me! No wait-
It is indeeed

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oh you~

in fact I'm gonna go do some naughty stuff myself

You're the best, whoever you are

Make sure you don't do it with a headache... Blood pressure is a bitch
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Enjoy

did someone say dicks in butts?

No it says sticks in huts

Correct!

Yes

Welp, kitty hates me now, so I'm going to bed. Goodnight, slllllllllllllllllllllllluts.

what niiiiiiiiiiiiooooo!

nite nite snarf

Wait what did you do to kitty?

He hates us all

usually I do it with a hand and not a headache
sorry, the pun was too perfect

fuck, I knew I needed to pay better attention.
wait, I'm getting mixed signals here

Everyone else needs to pay better attention as well

Night m8

But I luuv kitty ;_;
I was gonna laugh but I ran out of air and passed out on the initial "hhhhhhhhhh"
Me! Me! I speak the truth! Trust me!

dirty peanut balls!

But he can never love a swede

Something happened?

Shush and let me stick it in your butt

You shoore?

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Yes

but he has a bald eagle, bald eagles don't lie? What do you have to say to make me believe you.
ok, but after that I want to know if I was correct or not.
how did they get dirty? Did they fall on the floor?

Nammit

i fucked in in the game

niggers thats how!

jamstamos

...... Minecraft......

KEEP YOUR HATE SPEECH OUT OF THIS CAMPUS

I hate it when that happens

Katten.

that makes me trust you less and think your actually 12.

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i do too.

soup

Put your faith in America and all is possible
Yes

I'm watching interviews with comedians.

What warframe do you main as?

-_-

So I can time travel if I believe in America?

Invert that number and you're closer to the truth

Yes. If you are a true patriot you can travel in time

what ones?

relax duder.

Patton Oswalt, John Hodgman, Paul F. Tompkins, Zach Galifianakis, and a bunch of others.

Night Katten

I'm joking don't worry

but how does this make me want to trust you more?
How can I test my patriotism?

Can't be tested. You can only feel when you are sufficiently patriotically

oooo~
is it funny?

sweet dream~

good! what up?

not much

No, they're talking about comedy in a very serious way, which I enjoy.

well I mean, I can't be very happy about our current presidential choices so I guess I'm not sufficiently patriotic.

Dissent is patriotic

coooool beans~!

neat~ :3
have a good night jams~

Vote trump

>America

well I'm heading to bed. night homos

Night, faggot

oh right, well there we go.
okay hitler, calm down.

MAGA

ROLLCALL
WHO THE FUCKS HERE

no one's gonna post muscle butts. I gotta look at twink ass all day? fuckin' fags man.

I'm just the faggot who lives here. I lurk every furry thread but never converse.

>America combined with Jojo
This pleases me
I'm going to bed. Good night

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i'm just gonna dump for a sec

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goodnight m8s

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nvm can't sleep

Who is still up?

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