I have just found out that my gf of 3 years has been cheating

I have just found out that my gf of 3 years has been cheating.
I want revenge, so i was thinking I would fake a suicide. Later I thought that was too bland... If you have any advice I'd like to hear it. (quints and I do what ever the poster asks)

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Kys for real faggot

Huh? How is faking a suicide revenge? Your ex gf doesnt give a fuck about you obviously she wont really care if you commit suicide. Just move on, thats the best thing you can do.

Collect your own blood in a bottle then dump it on some train tracks

You need to cheat and get pics of it. When you break up with her send her the pics and tell her it had been going on for a while.

She still cares about me, she stopped seeing the guy when i found out. She is still attached in many ways, just sluty

An actual suicide, it will work

Fake her suicide.

I might actually do this because of one off from quads

>break up with her
>cut contact
>live a normal life

sorry, but that is the best thing to do.

If she actually loved you she would never have even contemplated cheating. Take some advise from us older anons who have already been through this. She did it once, she'll do it again.

Time to move on. Don't let her beg and plead. Don't listen to her crying sob story about how sorry she is. You just tell her exactly what I told you

"If you really loved me, cheating on me would never have crossed your mind. It's over."

Stay strong. Don't give in.

thanks, I like seeing actual advice sometimes

this
also success is the best revenge

Microwave your poop in her microwave. It is the only way.

cut all contact with her and live your life as if you never met her

OP, do you have her home address?

Double dubs counts, I'm gonna do this. You guys are my only true friends, I know you will always be there for me

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wasted dubs, rip

No i don't, she always lived at my house

>gf of three years
>do you have her home address?

Why wouldn't he?

always here for you man, hope you get the best outta your life,, that bitch ain't shit lol

She recently moved into a new apartment after the breakup

If you can get her home address, I have a free revenge tactic that I have used on ex GF's before.

fake "her" death, oops it went horribly wrong she dead.

or let her catch you fucking someone else but I suspect your too beta for that

if you think she taking another mans dick and yet somehow gives a shit about you your dead wrong

In Burges is a good movie

Spill the beans man, i can get an address easily

OP you need to post her home address and phone number we have your back good friend, leave it in Satan's hands and never look back. Do you really want her to be happy for the rest of her life and never remember you? Give her a reason to regret leaving you and you will always be a memory for her until her deathbed. Give us the info user...just type it in and press the button...feel free....

This is what you do: have a long drawn out discussion with her about how upsetting her cheating is, and how much it has hurt you. Cry a lot, and hold onto her, tell her, "you are the most important thing in my life right now". If she tries to do anything sexual, reject it and say you care too much about her to ruin your relationship over physical contact. Also tell her that you forgive her natural biological urges, and that even though you're hurt, you understand why she acted the way she did. Gradually progress in your relationship until the point when things start to get sexual again, the important part here is to make yourself the most important thing in her life. One day, once she is entirely emotionally dependent on you, and before you have sex, disappear from her life. I mean literally vanish; block her on all social media, but if she does contact you somehow (and she will), open and don't reply. She will never be able to have a stable relationship ever again. 10-20 years later send her a picture of yourself with your beautiful wife and one child through the mail.

I agree. Dont go back to her. You'll feel worse if she does it again

OP REMEMBER SHE AINT SHIT

sure

Real suicide would really get to her.

well for starters you stop being a beta cucked fuckhead and go find then beat the living shit out of whoever the fuck she cheated on you with.

then just ignore her and move on

probably the best that you could do

You are truly evil, i will also do this

beat the gf up instead kek

i really like most of the replies to this thread!, indeed user, behave like you dont even know her name!

Yep. You'll feel like the stupidest and most pathetic piece of shit on the planet for believing her.

She doesn't give a fuck about you. Drop the bitch move on user

She already doesn't give a fuck about him. Your plan in fail from square one. He won't be able to get her to care about him again.

You need closure user. You need to feel like you can walk away from her and start your life anew. Give us her phone number and info so we can take this burden off your hands. Give it to us Cred Forumsrother. Be free. We will take it from here.

Nigga, i dont want a ban

3 days vs a lifetime of freedom. Just begin typing and let us take care of the rest.

Become the supreme cuck and turn her into more of a whore

Tell her you've been thinking about it and you'd like to watch her with other guys. Start small and eventually work up to her getting gang banged by a pack of wild niggers. Make a porn. Record everything. Once she has done this tell her that you have no feelings for her. Post it all on the Internet and move on with your life.

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This video always cheers me up, watch it and you'll feel better

1.) Go to the magazine aisle at a local store, and grab a subscription card out of each magazine. Get at least 20 of them. You don't have to buy any of the magazines.

2.) Go home, and fill out each subscription card with your GF's name and address, and at the bottom of each card, check the box that says "bill me later".

3.) Put all the subscription cards in the mail. They will all have the postage prepaid on them, so it won't cost you anything to mail them.

4.) In a week or so, your GF will start receiving 20 different magazines in her mailbox that she didn't order, along will 20 bills from the magazine companies.

5.) In order to cancel the subscriptions, she will have to call all 20 magazine companies and try to figure out why they are sending her magazines. They magazine companies will tell her that she requested the magazines. Confusion will ensue and it will be a big hassle for her, which will cause her time, effort, and aggravation to try to resolve.

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--- I have performed this exact routine to 5 different people so far in life that have pissed me off, including Ex-GF's.

I have done this several times to women before, and it has never failed. Even if they're cheating it works because this method isn't based on any previous relationship, it's a pure demonstration of masculine value. It doesn't matter if his gf cares about him or not (even though she probably does) all that matters is that he can create a reality in which she is entirely dependent upon him. Speaking as someone who has been in this position before, he has an extremely good start if his girlfriend continues the relationship after admitting that she cheated, as it shows that she is already scared of change, and that she craves stability.

Worst advice ever. Go back to collecting fedoras bud.

All correct. Just move on.
Mostly correct. Neither of them are worth your time, energy or emotions.
Find someone else but only once you're able to happily be alone and love yourself.