ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS

ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS

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I can't, it's a secret.

Ive helped 3 past gfs to get fucked by a friends dog, without the friend knowing

I like to touch my sister when she sleeps.

damn nigga u a pimp!

bumpss

I'll be dead soon.

I'm fuck buddies with my friend's gf's 14yo sister

I love to voyeur my wife and then trade her pics on kik so that guys can talk nasty about her.

I will be Going on a killing spree for Halloween....

I'm a pussy with tremendous abandoment anxiety, but only for pic related. That's prob not a secret, though.

ive gotten head from a guy dressed as a girl, am i gay?

only if u paid for it

I cheat on my bf by selling nudes and vids and i dont feel bad about it

nope it was free (:

He hates it, but deserves it, I guess..

Check em

I have sex with my sister

This is a situation that I've never told anyone about.
>be me
>I find out my uncle has been in a motorcycle accident
>I meet up with my mom to go and comfort my aunt
>At aunt's house
>Aunt is crying her heart out because she can't pay the bills, let alone the costs for medical treatment.
>She eventually shows us a picture of my uncle's leg
>It looks like his foot is only being held on by flesh
>I decide to try and comfort aunt
>"At least he's footloose"
>Autismlevelmaxincreasedby7000.gif
>Aunt starts crying harder
>Mother tells me to leave
My mother still refuses to talk to me.

While in a suicide crisis unit I had sex with a 12 year old girl.

kek god

Fucking kek

when i was twenty, I seduced my 14 year old cousin and we had sex multiple times while she was visiting... she was a virgin too Feelsbadman

I think you meant feelsgoodman

Why did she write over the book?

elaborate pls

Sex with 12 year olds is literally the best

I grew up very poor. Never knew my father. My mother was gone a lot and she was wasted when she was home. Ever since I can remember was basically looked after by my two older brothers. House has only two bedrooms so we all share a room. They used to masturbate when they thought I was asleep. When my oldest brother turn 14 he stopped hiding and jerked it openly whenever he felt like it. Younger brother follows his example and they do it multiple times a day. One day my oldest brother tells me he's going to give me a bath. I tell him I'm old enough to do it alone. He says he has to make sure I do a good job. He undressed and gets in tub with me saying he needs a bath to. He starts to "help" me wash. He puts his hands all over me including my vagina. He then starts to jerk himself as he touched me. He forces me to put it in my mouth and soon I feel a warm bitter goo fill my mouth. I spit it into the bath water and didn't know why but I knew I felt wrong. From that day on he made me sick him everyday and brought my younger brother in to. From then till I was almost 17 they used my body everyday usually a few times till I ran away. No one ever tried to look for me and I was happy with that.

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No you won't edgy faggot

I fucked a guy when I was younger I regret every moment of it.

I'm married and fucking two co-workers. None of them knows about the others, except for the coworkers know I'm married. Oh, and I'm 10 years older than one and 16 years older than the other.

I have been far happier with no intimacy or sexual contact than being with a woman.

>pic related

same here usually, the novelty of sex wears off pretty fast

Girlfriend has been depressed as fuck recently, I constantly console her and she says my positive outlook and happiness keeps her going. In reality I'm probably more depressed then her and seeing her sad all the time just makes me feel even worse. I just act like I'm okay because I dont want to make her feel worse. It fucking sucks.

Nice copypasta

do u ps4 or xbox her?

Can you please elaborate, dear user???

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Fucking kek

Right? It feels great, but the strings that are attached afterwards are not worth the headache

I killed ~4000 people in Afghanistan.

Not a joke. I was responsible for approximately 4000 deaths between 2011-2012.

What's your super power?

Air support.

BBBBBBRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTT???

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i kill 10000 kids a day by changing the channel when that catholic guy comes on asking for $ so the kids can have food and water and such in their 3rd world shithole

Pretty much.

1st deployment. Kept count until 1 day I realized it didn't matter. Then I stopped listening whenever they gave casualty counts.

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Tried cuckolding once. It was meh.

I regularly sort of cheat on my boyfriend with a guy I met at a pub a couple years ago. He texts or calls me anywhere from twice a week to once a month (depending on his schedule) to hookup. If my bf is not in the apartment and I'm in the mood for it, he picks me up in his car and drives somewhere quiet (usually some industrial area) where I can give him oral sex. I really enjoy giving blowjobs, but meeting like this just because the guy needs to quickly blow off some steam turns me on like crazy and makes me feel butterflies in my belly every time.

The weird part is that I'm not even physically attracted to him. He's funny and handsome, and we usually chat a bit and even smoke some pot, but we never make out or do anything else.

I kind of want to fuck my friend's 14 year old niece.

I regularly let my neighbor dog fuck my ass when shes out at work. Been doing it for about a month now....
Im a guy btw and its a great dane

Is your boyfriend gone a lot of the time or something? why have sex with some random dude if you could do it with your boyfriend? feel like there has to be some reason.

I want to fuck my neighbor Colleen but her 11yo daughter is hot too

When my mom was trying to leave my emotionally (and sometimes verbally) abusive dad, he managed to snag me away for a few minutes. He worked with the state and my mom recently got a parking ticket.

He told 7 year old me about how he would just use that and other things to say she was unfit to have me full time, which he KNEW I would prefer, and that would be a long dumb and painful fight, so I should just say I wanted to live with him more.

I'm almost 30 and I don't recall her reaction to the news, but I must have broken her heart. But we've always been a lot closer, before and since. They got back together less than 6 months after the initial break-up I think.

She's 63 and a miserable woman. No desires, no dreams of her own. Now attached and dependent on him and his awful lifestyle and 24/7 demands and putdowns.

I only remembered this incident a couple years ago, after the pressure of my childhood, college, finding a job settled down into a routine. While I was trying to deal with my own overwhelming anxiety and depression.

It would break her. She would leave him, or kill him, or herself, or breakdown into hysterics, I don't know. Not good short term. Maybe good long term, but she has no resources and I'm fighting off the fucking moose myself.

So I'm not doing anything for years at a time and hoping the problem fixes itself. The one quality I got from both parents.

I would so much like to See My gf as a bitch who just want to fuck with me and Friends of mine
Pic related

I was at a frat party with my girlfriend and they made all the girls guess who's cock they were sucking. When it was her turn she got it wrong...

i've been there man

thought neighbor's daughter was like 16 so i didn't feel as bad about finding her hot and then i see her from up close and she's like 11

feelsbadman

Male here, rejected a threesome -MFF-, both girls were smoking hot. Still regret it, in my defense i was a little bit drunk and stoned.

Going to become a proffesional poker player as soon as I graduate from college. My parents/immediate family have no clue.

About 6 months ago I was a bouncer at a place called Ned devines in Boston. There was this big buy out for a college graduation in the area so there where woman and men of all ages, all drunk. I was working the stage which means just keep people off the stage and if they get on the stage kick them out. This older woman in her 30's jumped on the stage and frantically looked through the crowed. She said she was looking for one of her cheerleaders. Obviously I didn't give a fuck and kicked here out. Right after I pushed her throw the door I realized that "I think that I've found myself a cheerleader" song was playing. All stars where aligned to make a joke about it while she was panicking on the stage. I missed the opportunity. One of my biggest regrets since

Dude when I was fucking my friend's mom and staying the night, I'd find his 14yo sister's panties in the bathroom and they'd have nasty yelllow crust on the crotch, sometimes wet even, so I put that in my mouth and fapped. I heard her through the door fucking her bf so that was the nasty mess I guess.

Elaborate

You spelt rape wrong.

Been in the same shit for a year bro. But i am fed up now. I am preparing to pack and go away. I cant handle it anymore.

I guessed the password on my cousins computer, jacked a bunch of pics of hers, and have been sending them to her friends over the last 8 months

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I hypnotize people and sometimes jerk off while they're under

God I remember my cousin got cancer he beat it but lost one of his legs so when I saw him at a party I asked him what happened he told me exactly that and I said well look at it this way atleast now you get your shoes half priced he actually laughed strangely

i have an online girlfriend and shes from tumblr (we met during a raid, i acted like i was totally from tumblr although im not. we ended up talking after the raid and got wierdly close) and we talk a lot and shes pro anti-Cred Forums and i have to constantly pretend to be someone else to get along. But i really love her, and we're gonna meet up soon, and she has no idea. we mostly talk on discord and i act like im part of the fandoms shes in and try to act as normal as possible. but the artist we both follow recently left and i've been bored and coming back here a lot more and im worried its beginning to show. She'll find out eventually. she'll probably leave me, or spit insults at me for being from here (or both) and she has every right to. i feel horrible, i'm lying about so many things. I even dyed my fucking hair to look the part. (i went that far. it'll grow out eventually) but despite how much my true personality and this fake one love her, she only loves the fake one.


I'm enjoying the time I have left with her.

>the 'share a secret' secret part is that she has no fucking idea im a Cred Forumstard and i have to act like im not

I jerk off to snuff pics imagining it was my crush, even pay people to makes a pic of her

I really want my gf to go all slutty and be used by her friends and colleagues. I really would love to see her being used by a guy who knows she's in a relationship but just doesn't care.

I'm poor, got molested a lot and ended up a beta male with a small penis

I want to fuck my 9 yo male cousin so bad.

The problem is I love her to death and don't want to end it with her. She has been absolutely everything I've ever wanted, but a bunch of shit went down the last few months and she has been super depressed. I really want to be there for her and hopefully get her out of this rut, but damn it's taking its tole on me.

Committed 24 murders. Can't convict without a corpse.

checked

I'm 24 and I still pick my nose and eat my boogers.

I'm not autistic as far as I know, but it tastesgoodman.

Me too man, the shit stings to think about

> when i was 13 my half sister came to live with us
> we was 17 and huge druggy
> our father couldnt be bothered and my stepmom could only care if she took her stash
> mom took her in
> she was supposed to be clean but every once in a while she would come home blitzed
> im not sure if i really planned it out, but one day she came home fucked out of her gourd and my mom wasnt home, i got her some water and went to my room
> found her passed out in the kitchen on the floor with mac and cheese burning on the stove
> she was wearing this skirt that had ridden up revealing her panties
> i just wanted to look i swear, i just was curious
> two days before all this i had bought a mask for halloween, hadnt even shown it to my mom yet,so i put it on incase she woke up, my plan would be to run outside and cirle around into my room window if she woke up and started screaming
> so there i am a jason mask on my face, kneeling on the kitchen floor next to my passed out stepsister
> pulled her panties down and saw my first pussy
> well things just went from there, kept convincing myself to take it further, first i felt her tits, then convinced myself to finger her
> convinced myself to jerk off, pushed my pants down and just knelt over her doing it
> yes eventually i talked myself into sticking it in, i figured just one time to see how it felt
> and thats how i wound up effectively raping my stepsister
> about halfway through i realize her eyes are open and shes is staring at me, but not saying anyhting and their kind of glassed over
> i finish, probably took me all of 30 seconds if that
> pull my pants up and run out the door like i planned if she woke up
> she never mentions its but i bury the mask just in case
>only thing i ever hear of it was her describing a weird dream where jason vorhees is stabbing her in the kitchen
never told anyone til now,

> Be me, 20 yo
> i lived in a house with an open shed, useful for hanging out clothes and shit
> Somehow stupid doves came all the time to feed on some pet bird food we had there and got trapped on the shed roof.
> Mfw the doves made an awful noise hitting their heads trying to get out of the shed
> hey hey hey stay out of my shed
> One day i lost it, pick my bb gun and proceed to shoot the dove
> Blood everywhere, even on a blanket
> My blanket
> Oh boy
> proceed to finish off the bird
> Clean the blanket with peroxide
> not fully clean
> stuff the bird on a bag, get out of my street and drop it on the communal garbage can to erase clues
> mfw i liked to kill the dove
> to this day my sheets still some faint blood stains

ok here you go:

I masturbate to anal porn of redheads while reading western-civilization destruction threads at Cred Forums

Tannhauser is a 10/10, just feel the strokes
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any good reads?

I like spanking girls and boys on their bare butt.

after i discovered my ex had been cheating on me, i hacked her facebook and skype and got nudes of her lesbian feminist friend, and proceeded to set a nude as that friend's school profile picture, and i still have and cum to such nudes so much

i used to wear just a silk robe around my ex gf's younger sisters and regularly let my package expose itself when i was babysitting them and nobody ever said anything

i prefer the fresh threads, but i save the best posts for hate fapping later, here have one

My favourite subject is the decline and fall of morality of white western women, that are now incapable of compromise and crave for nigger cock

man im gonna fap right now,
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i could share a fucking dropbox of the amount of saved posts, keep in mind each one saved is a fap

man i just laugh at the destruction of western civilization, is a fetish

hearing the delicious notes of classical music over it, the pinacle of immatereal culture over the groans of a fine white or ginger women getting her but irreversibly destroyed by a subhuman animal is just delightful thank you based jews

I got molested by my twin cousins and older brother until I was 10.

>be me
>17 yo
>No gf, mother knows that
>Find a condom in sister's room
>decide to jerk of with it
>whynot.pdf
>After cumming, throw up the condom in toilets
>flush.txt

Next morning

>Awake around 10am
>decide to go to the toilets
>hear my mum says
"Before peeing, you should throw on the trash the thing in the toilets"

Was it hot?

this is what makes me so hot when i remember getting molested. i had hopes, dreams and ambition. and then i grew up as an undeniable beta and a smaller penis than my abuser. i'm glad i found the red pill. nihilism is really hot now

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everyone knows my secret by now. i blackmailed my coworkers wife for nudes, and ended up posting them to Cred Forums. now theyre everwhere and i love it.

Yeah it was pretty fun one of them was a girl she had an awesome rack

Yeah I had pretty much the same for nearly 5 years before eventually her depression led to her thinking she'd be better off alone so I jumped at the chance of splitting.

Shes getting online now, see you.

I don't even know if I could function if she did that to me right now. I feel vulnerable as fuck and even though we both feel like shit i love her and dont want to see her go. Really just hope she starts cheering up eventually.

Don't know why my comment got deleted.

I don't even know if I could function if she did that to me right now. I feel vulnerable as fuck and even though we both feel like shit i love her and dont want to see her go. Really just hope she starts cheering up eventually.

Story of first attempt plz

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i'm very lonely so i spend my time working or working out,

i lost(she died) someone very important to me a couple years ago so i workout often and try to have as great financial success as i can, money can't buy happiness but it can buy distractions from the pain and bitterness..

i also do body weight training, stuff like the planche, front lever, handstand push ups and V sit to impress people and hopefully get them to talk to me cause i know i'm a loser that no one likes.

dropbox it

Thanks for sharing user

I went to a small Oktoberfest yesterday. Got drunked and smoked some pot. Walking home sitting on a bank. Fucking love masturbating in public when I smoked. Get turned on pants down. Masturbating like a fag looking Gay porn. Turn around kneeling on the bank in doggy style position masturbating. Lel it was a street where cars drive. Some guy drove in his bicycle and said, you would say what's up. Im kneeling there and can't stop jerkin watching at him. He sees my penis and my asshole. Than he drove Away. Cummed on the bank and went home.
Now I'm sitting here the next morning and see this thread. I hope I never see this guy on the bicycle again...

> Is your boyfriend gone a lot of the time or something?
My BF works as a barista at the moment and comes home late in the evening, so I try to meet afternoons unless my boyfriend is out of town or not coming for whatever reason. My friend usually drops me one block from home just in case, but so far we have never had any problems with timing, so I try to have plenty of time to brush my teeth and take a shower.

> why have sex with some random dude if you could do it with your boyfriend?
But we also do! I love my boyfriend a lot, but I now know I just love to suck dick a lot, too. With my BF I feel loved and secure, but when I wait for my friend to pick me up my heart races from the excitement and I can't think about anything else.
I often fantasize about having his cock in my mouth again and get wet in a second, so our sex life has also improved.

> feel like there has to be some reason.
Like I said, it's the adrenaline rush and giving pleasure to someone who wants it so bad. Plus he is quite nice to be around (I enjoy the small talk about our lives) and once he puts the idea in my head I can't resist and tell him no.

I am in a findom relationship with a guy I met in a /r9k/ fetish thread. I give him half of each paycheck and in return he lets me jerk off to his feet. We also play vidya together. He wants to put me in a chastity cage, but I'm uncertain if I want to go that far.

I'm assuming your boyfriend doesn't know, and in that case that's pretty fucked up. I would feel betrayed if my girlfriend was sucking cock behind my back. I guess as long as he doesnt know it doesnt hurt it, but thats fucked. Who's to say you wont just dump him for this guy?

I rented my basement out to my girlfriend's ex-boyfriend a few months ago and now he's been fucking my girlfriend with me every weekend.

utter dogshit. if you were a flyboy maybe..

You are actually a really shitty person. The security your boyfriend gives is wasted on an undeserving whore such as yourself. He deserves someone who's gunna be loyal, not someone who will sneak around putting other dicks in her mouth.

I sincerely hope the dude you're blowing gets herpes and shots them all up in your throat, and you get throat cancer and die.

The exact reason dudes can't trust a hoe. And women wonder all the time why guys are so closed off emotionally.

I was biking home the other day from the shop and see a guy on all fours masturbating on some grass. He look at me still pulling his dick and I see his taint and everything. Fucking sick faggot

These are my fetishes.

My first sexual encounter was with my 8th grade history teacher. I was a straight A student and a massive teachers pet at the time. She had to be in her 40s and wasn't even that good looking but she asked me to stay back and work with her toward the end of the year she flat out asked me if I had a big dick to go along with my intellect and if I did I could have her. I honestly didn't know what the fuck was really going on at the time but I pulled it out and she owned me, she then asked if I could suck it and to her surprise I could. Then she made me nut in my own mouth and loved it. We did this for about 2 weeks before I went off to high school.
Shit kinda fucked me up.

>saga
my nigga

Hey shucks share them

>I'm assuming your boyfriend doesn't know, and in that case that's pretty fucked up.
Do you think I don't know? I love him so much and I wouldn't want to hurt him ever. And yet I cannot help but enjoy the casual sex too, just because of the opposite. In my defense, my boyfriend has always fantasized about sharing me with another guy and/or watching us have sex, which of course is far from doing anything, but he seems comfortable with the idea.
Of course I won't say a word no matter what, but sometimes I can't help but chuckle a bit when he talks dirty to me.

I grew up with a very wealthy family who owned a mansion and even had our own butler. Both parents were shot in an alley when I was about nine. Our family business took care of itself and did well. The butler looked after me from then on. My parents' deaths messed me up mentally. Now I run around at night dressed as an animal and beat up petty criminals.

If you actually loved him you'd tell him the truth so he could be with someone who actually makes him happy. You don't love him, you selfishly cover the comfort of not being alone, in addition to filling the void in your life with other dudes cum.

Yea. You're a ravenous slut. Which isn't bad by itself but going behind his back makes you a worthless whore. Him being okay with it is one thing, but without his blessing is entirely another. Fuck you.

Jesus Christ you're a massive faggot. How the hell could you not understand what was going on? How did it fuck you up? At the end of 8th grade you're either 14 or just about there; it's not like you were 8.

About five keks. Well done.

I was molested by my babysitter for wetting the bed. This happened a few times and got weirder every time.

Most beta thing I've heard today.

Congrats.

I have Erectile disfunction from chronic porn addiction...Sex does not feel the same anymore. Its fucking terrible and im contemplating on seeing a therapist.

I'm suicidal
I finger my ass and I'm str8
I smoke weed a lot
I thought of shooting up a school but eh I'm to moral

Nice.

I fuck ugly bitches for free poon

Lost my virginity to my cousin. And since then i have had sex with my sister a few times too.

yeah, sure buddy.

Your tight family sounds tight, fam.

I'm obsessed with a russian girl that I will never meet. She's the one on the right.

Nice background pic.

I'm in love with my own cock and balls and throat it and lick my balls regularly. Don't really get into relationships and it made me a massive faggot.

that massive nut she takes in the mouth
jesus that was some rough shit to fap to.
nutted myself tho

>I fuck ugly bitches for free poon
>only a honorable person can say they have enough ranchy nudes

It was never my intention to start this or to continue it for so long, but now it's too late to change course anyway and I'm sorry for that.

The relationship with my friend is just that: of friends. I never considered giving a handjob or a blowjob like such a big deal to begin with, and it's not like I am spending the night with him or anything. There is no romance or actual sex involved, just a shared kink and some mutual company.

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I would love to give her the opportunity to get out of Russia. She seems smart and could succeed in the USA with an education.

I'm 19.
can't be fucking bothered to find a job.
Just exercise and do other shit to keep my mind of I'm not doing anything with my life right now.

I want to cheat on my girlfriend just because, but don't want to lose her

>what is tinder?

I don't want her to find out m8, and bitches can be a pain in the ass

It's not too late to change course. if you really loved him you would stop, but lets face it: you dont want to stop. you're too selfish to stop it because you get turned on getting face fucked by some random stranger while your boyfriend is over there giving the relationship his all. I feel fucking bad for your boyfriend, i truly do. I've had gf's cheat on me in the past (and no matter what you say, a blowjob is STILL cheating) and it fucking hurts. In the end, it probably doesn't matter what I say because I'm just some random fucker on Cred Forums and the words of someone masked behind anonymity mean virtually nothing, but I honestly hope you re-evaluate your love for your boyfriend and what that entails.
/rant.

I want people who know Jesus.I want them to know His love and truth. I just want love in the world, man.

So you don't let her near your phone?

Stop coming up with excuses.

If you end up doing it though I hope you get caught.

Cheaters need to be hung.

No, you were a massive faggot. That experience wasn't the inception of you being gay, it was just its illumination. My first girlfriend who was also my first sex partner tried fingering my ass. I put a stop to that IMMEDIATELY. If I had liked it, I wouldn't have blammed that moment for turning me into something. You either intrinsically like something or you don't. You enjoyed taking your own cumshot at 14. Had you not fucked your teacher, you would still have enjoyed taking your own jock juice just at a later date and not have had a convenient excuse to blame your own shortcommings on.

I like pee porn. My exposure to it didn't turn me into a urophile; my exposure to it just allowed me to realize I'm a urophile.

How old were you at the time?
Greentext?

I agree with what the other user said. It's not that it's too late, you're just too selfish to want to stop. I actually don't think you love your boyfriend as much as you "think" you do. YOu said "I love him so much and I wouldnt want to hurt him ever". And what do you do? You intentionally betray his trust by sucking some guys dick behind his back. That doesn't sound like something a loving girlfriend would do to her boyfriend who she "would never want to hurt ever".

I dont have a secret.

Cred Forums Pass user since August 2016.

>I regularly let my neighbor dog fuck my ass when shes out at work. Been doing it for about a month now....
>Im a guy btw and its a great dane

Do you let it tie?

posting le child proon es k riht? xDDD :D :D: DDD :DD:D::DD

(true story, but don't feel bad. it turns me on now)

reposting with embellishments and descriptions because telling people makes me hard

>grew up poor and was molested often when I was young by my mom's ex-boyfriend.
>never told mom because i didn't mind. i thought it was weirdly interesting
>as I grew up, i became an undeniable skinny boyish-looking beta male with a small 4.5 inch penis. mom's ex was bigger
> realize now that i was reproduced entirely as a servant to larger masculine cock.

That's what I call bluffing

>You spelt rape wrong.
Summer is over. Back to school with you.

>I want to fuck my 9 yo male cousin so bad.
Are you male or female? How old?

Kek, I kinda want to, had a gf that cheated on me with a married fag, and now I'm a tad curious.

I still fuck my ex-wife while the GF thinks I'm at work.

>I was molested by my babysitter for wetting the bed.

How exactly did this unfold? Are you male or female? What exactly happened? How old was everyone?

It's not your fault user, people from Boston are gross

> I have been using my next door neighbors daughter for a fuck toy.
> She is 15 I am 46.
> We had to get her an abortion about five months ago.
> She started it, by black mailing me with naked pictures of her she took with my phone.

How would you feel if your bf just got a blowjob from some girl. That'd be cheating tho right. Double standards.

Lol most anons claim not to use tumblr, but they do, why? Because they are faggots

That's hot but it's too bad she's so old. You face the possible consequences of fucking a minor, but she's almost legal instead of a sweet preteen. If you' are going to risk doing the jail time, it would be better to get younger pussy.

That said, I'm still jealous.

When I found out that my ex gf was still with her bf before me the whole time we talked, I hacked into her mom's account and posted her nudes and I posted her secret that sh got raped for years by her stepbrother. so all her family and her mom's friends could see it

I suck my neighbors dick to get a hold of his weed. He has the good stuff but won't tell me where he gets it.

weed is not addicting guys.

I love you, 'B_____'. But you'll never know.

I'll probably kill myself within the next few months too.

> it started when she was 14, about a month after her 14 b-day

tell us more user.

what did you guys do?

>At least hes footloose

I'm scared that I won't find worthwhile bugs, guise

lol wat

Woah dude.

I spent most of my teen years jerking off using my sister underwear.
Now a few years on I can only cum when fucking my girlfriend when i think about my sister.

Sure you can

80lbs 11yrs old cuzin
waiting in the grass knoll
Grab dat ass once n a while
shit gonna get kinky

I lie on Cred Forums constantly. Like... literally every post....except for this one

> In the begining I was reluctant. She told me she'd send me more photos ... "Just like I asked" ... if I didn't fuck her. I was not into the idea, never been with someone that young. (Lost my virginity in college at 20).
> The nudes I had I deleted, but you know nothing is ever deleted. SO I went along with it, thinking, it wouldn't last long. (It's been 15 months now.)
> We get together once or twice a week. Mostly just doggie style and at first. She likes it like that. Then once I said fuck it damned if I do damned if I don't, I started getting into it. (Now I tie her up on occasion, when its not just a quickie.)

Don't fuck with Halloween asshole

kek. me too.

i really have nothing to do, and dont even leave the house. except for food.

i feel you bro.

>boy friend barista
I think you mean girlfriend

I'm looking for bugs and I'm afraid that I won't find any good ones

your girl sounds like an oversexualized slut. probably because of the internet.

i am oldfag and knew a girl like that (12) back in my twenties, so I kinda know what its like to be pressure and assailed by a horny young thing.

hang in there. she will either move on or throw yo under the bus at some point.

godspeed user.

I give you the amount of keks that your dubs allow

You're pretty nasty man, you from South Dakota?

>My friend usually drops me one block from home
Well fat bitches do love to suck dick

>show me your powers wizard.

I hide my beer in coolers strategically located around the house so my wife can't find it. She always wonders how I "get so drunk after 7 beers". Little does she know about the 12 I've had while "going to take a shit", "going to take the dog outside", "finishing up cleaning out the garage", "cleaning up the basement", "putting my work clothes in the washer", etc.

Nothing wrong with anal masterbation for a straight man I used to have my ex do that to me and I chummed buckets all over her face and in her mouth

What does this story entail?

At this point I like it; I've gotten into it. I am really thinking about keeping it going on and on until She's 18. I guess the long term goal I am working on is keeping her as a slave basically forever.

I think I could accept it as long as there were no feelings involved. I would probably still not like it though.

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I'm still the one who NEVER -I repeat: "NEVER!!!!"- posted any nude, porn or otherwise immoral pic/vid on Cred Forums.

And yes, I'm totally proud of this.

>If you were stoned and drunk wouldnt you wanna do it more?? Also your a faggot.

fuck off Mitt Romney

>except for food


how much do you weigh

240

can somebody please explain to me why my sister posts pictures like this on Facebook?

cause she has boobs?
also, checked

Just talk to gym rats. Shared interests and such.

'cause she wants some one to find her, use her and throw her away, because she watched you touch yourself at night

She is an attention whore.

i think you're correct

You suck dick for weed? Thanks, needed a good laugh

I took the virginity from my mom.

I had a threesome with two of my friends' girlfriends. It was the best sexual experience I've ever had. Now my life is fucking terrible and I consider suicide daily

wat

i despise women like your "sister". they throw that shit out for attention, and when they get the attention of males they dont deem attractive, they get offended.

i hope your sister dies in a car crash, faggot.

also, what is this?

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Nicee

i'll let her know

I believe in Spiritualism

and I wanna fuck my cousin in her ass.

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>I believe in Spiritualism

that statement makes no fucking sense.

it never ceases to amaze me how many retards are out there in the world.

>only leave house for food
>240

do you run on the treadmill for 2 hours each day?

i have a good metabolism. but im still fat.

just cause I like to masterbate to people jumping out of the wtc buildings on 9-11 doesn't mean I have to tell people

Fake and gay

when i was 35 a 13 year old girl offered herself to me.

half of me regrets it. the dumb half.

And your kik is..???

same. i am actually better with my hand and imagination anyway, and i have had some decent girls too. worst part is sleeping alone, its not the same cuddling a pillow but still better than having to deal with a woman imo

I'm a neo nazi skinhead. We get wasted and suck and fuck other skinheads if there's no sluts around.

post

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Lesbians bother me, and I have a serious grudge against them, bc my mother and aunt have been together for over a decade.

But it's the only porn I can get off to.

My male cousin and I (also a dude) had casual sex on a weekly basis between the ages of 13 and 15. We're both now in our early 20s. Neither of us are gay, and when we see each other it's really fucking awkward, so we totally avoid each other. If anybody found it we'd be fucked.

that shit is so over the top that i am actually inclined to believe it.

life can be weirder than art.

>If anybody found it we'd be fucked.

just dont go into politics and you should be fine.

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Kek this is actually what freaks me out though. I'm an aspiring writer and I'd hate to get super famous and have news break that I'm a gay cousin fucker.

LOL, you guys skinheads too?

When I was 12, my 17 year old brother told me I would only hit puberty if i jacked off with another guys cum so for a few months, every night he'd have me jerk him off or suck his dick until he came and then I'd jerk off using his cum as lube.

Him and I also did shit like this with my sister, who was 13 at the time.

I realize now he took advantage of us and believe what he did to me is why I want to do similar stuff to girls age 12-14.

ngl i loved fucking my sister in the ass, tho

everything on the internet gets saved. if you really fucked your cousin, you shouldn't post it online. my understanding is that the info is only there "in case its needed".

the problem is: needed in case of what?...

anyways, godspeed cousin fucker. you seem like a nice homosexual.

Nope. It basically started when he stayed at my house once. We were both kids, and thought it was pretty hilarious that if we pull on our dicks that get super hard and big. He wanted to know what it tasted like and started to blow me, and I did the same in return. That later evolved into buttstuff (I'm the bottom), and all other sorts of kinky shit. I have a feeling he told his brother, because he's super weird around me now.

I got my numbers wrong, I was in 3rd-6th grade when this stuff happened so I was 8-11, sister was 9-12 and brother was 13-16.

I'm.. I'm gonna need you to go into detail about this... for science

bumping for science

And what how would you feel if you never sucked a random guy dick and he gets a casual blog job from a random girl? How would do you feel if he gets sucked a LOT?

Basically the three of us just fucked around together, and explored sexually. Our older brother usually always instigated it, sometimes I would if I was feeling peckish.

I happened numerous times, it started when he caught me trying to jerk off and was like lol wyd. We were pretty open as brothers who share a room were, so i was like bro this feels good u know what it is? And he pulled his dick out and got it hard and I was like wtf it's huge, why isn't mine and he gave me a bit of sex ed, I aksed how to "make my balls drop" and he said I had to get it from another guy, so he jerked off until he came and I scooped up his goop and stroked my dick. We did that basically every night if not more for a while, and eventually one time our sister was invited in. I remember she took turns sucking us off and i got really mad because she said mine wasn't as fun to suck bc it was small. We came up with code words to talk about it in secret, like "doing top on top math" meant putting my dick in her ass, and "drinking a bottle" was sucking dick. I knew what we were doing was wrong at the time because i remember being disgusted with myself after. I'd always hear my brother tell my sister they should go "feed the baby a bottle" or some stupid shit and they'd run off and she'd blow him. I can't blame only him though, because my sister and I ventured off alone a lot too without him starting it. We lived next to our school and I fucked her there a lot. It was always in her ass because we were both too fat and uneducated on how to sex to get it in her pussy. We fucked in a huge recycling dumpster, behind the portables, in a park behind a park table, etc. There was even a few times where we were laying in the living room watching a movie or sum, and I'd get on top of her and fuck her ass even when she said no. The last shenanigan I remember being involved in was when i was 11 and talking shit to my brother on the top bunk trying to get him to wrestle, like I did a lot..

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cont..
he was 16 now and usually if I talked shit, he'd jump down during commercial and fight. This time, he jumped down, flipped me over, pulled my shorts down, and stuck his dick in my ass. I pushed him off right away and was crying because it hurt like fuck and my ass was bleeding. He got me to be quiet and i went ot the bathroom to wipe the blood from my ass and cry.

I knew by now how gross the past was and would be so disgusted anytime I heard my sister and him organizing shit. I stopped participating a while back. The final straw was after a few months of not hearing anything sexual, going out back, and finding him balls deep in our sister. By then I knew how fucked incest was and all that jazz and I was just fucking disgusted. I went to my room and wrote a letter to our parents telling them what i saw, didn't mention any thing from the past, just this event. Mom took our sister into the bathroom and talked to her, dad went out back where our brother still was and I heard yelling and he came back home the next day (didn't come in that night) with a black eye. Now my brother is only half, so my dad really beat his ass for being 16 and fucking his 12 year old daughter.

sorry for the long post Cred Forums, it's just nice to get this off my chest.

Holy shit reroll

I was in a relationship where I was slapped and choked and had cock shoved down my throat every day for weeks. I loved every min of it. He was big on humiliation and would pinch my fat and call me piggy/whale. I'm about 50 lbs overweight and have been most my life. I'm used to the name calling so it doesnt bother me anymore. I stopped seeing him after a while because he rarely fucked my pussy and I longed for him to hammer my cunt. I wanted it to hurt when I walked, feel where his cock was every time I took a step. He fucked me on two occasions. The first time he couldn't keep his dick hard, and the second time he lasted about 2m. When he's down my throat he can last for two hours..

He messages me every now and then. Saying pig. Piggy answer me. Then demand pictures of my throat. I usually cave, but I haven't met up with him and probably wont.. But I like him. I like how aggressive he is, how he doesn't take my shit and calls me on my crap. I enjoyed how he pushed my limits and could tell when I really couldn't take anymore. I often fantasize about him coming home to me waiting for him on my knees. After he's eaten a meal I've prepared for him and he has his beer and is relaxing on the couch, I'll wait by him and let him know with my eyes that I'm thirsty too. I fantasize having a life with his man. One that, in reality treats me like garbage.

Wtf is wrong with me. He told me once if I were skinny, he would take more ownership of me. Like a dog. I'm on two sports teams. If I were to get that skinny I would hAve to stop eating. Not to mention my tits would shrink and I'm fond of looking like a chubby pornstar without trying. I feel like I should just starve myself and then maybe I'll get fucked.

I'm 22 and still live at home, where my mother owns a daycare. I have huge quantities of CP on my PC. Luckily the kids my mom has here all day are 1-9 and not 12-15, or else I think my urges would have gotten the best of me.

I really don't want to hurt anyone but I can't help but find teenage girls fucking hot

pics

Are you just dying to have someone correct you?

I have been dating the same girl for about a year now, and I do genuinely have feelings for her. But they were honestly stemming from me wanting a rebound fuck after being cheated on, and her saying she would only have sex someone she was in a long term relationship with. After asking her out, and doing some minor couple things together. She told me she loved me and would kill herself if we ever broke up. I didn't initially believe her, so I tried ending the relationship because I wasn't really into her back then.

She ended up slitting her wrists quite badly, and if she knew what she was doing she would probably be dead.
Now, occasionally I wish I never simped, because I think I could have done better.
It's fucked up

Don't worry user, it's normal to have those feelings.

As long as you don't act on them and keep it all fantasy, you'll be right mate.

Half of b/ is a basket of deplorables.

For the other half, getting into that basket would be an upgrade. I have no life, no stories to tell, but that is the half that my inner desires draw me toward.

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my niece is my daughter.

im hitler

This one was for him. He liked my throat a bunch and wanted only pics like these.

You don't seem that fat. Got any underwear pics? Nice boobs btw.

When I was 14, lost my v card to 46 year old neighbor woman. She was super skinny, fitness nut and had small perky tits. Face was kinda meh but overall decent 6/10.

Looking back, she had some big time attention issues as her husband was a big drinker, was never home and expected her to do everything.

Started when I went around asking for yards to cut as summerfag job. After first time she made me lemonade and all I really did was talk to her. This woman was starved for attention.

Cut grass 1x/week because husband was a fat lazy alcoholic. After a while was inventing reasons to stop by her house. Finally she asked if I wanted to come in. I did and then sat by me on her couch.

Next thing we are making out and she's telling me to take her shirt off. All I really know about sex is what I've seen in porn at this point so I try to do that.

She is saying "we shouldn't..." half heartedly but also grabbing my dick. After I started rubbing her clit, forget about it. She was lightly shaved and liked when I spread her legs in the air and went at it. She would play with her clit while we fucked and had some loud orgasms.

We fucked unprotected right there on her couch at 2:30 in the afternoon and I came in her. She tried to say we shouldn't do that again or tell anyone, etc but fucked at least 10 more times.

Besides the obvious risks her husband was a gun toting conservatard guy who had been in all kinds of bar fights and probably would've killed me had he found out. Her too. He actually came home not long after I came on her face one time (less than 10 min after I nutted).

Broke it off after school started again. When we talked about it, you could tell she was trying to be a grown up adult but had I said no let's run off together she would have. I will never forget the disappointment in her eyes when I said I agree.

I made this thread:

i like that view too. Id enjoy hurting you

A few, never really took many.

He said he didn't like me being with other dudes .. My argument to that was obvious to me. You're not fucking me, I'll find someone who will. He wasn't happy. I couldn't keep going unfucked though..

Lol you're not fat at all. What size cup do you wear?

I wouldn't even know how to begin telling him about it or even explain why do I do it without breaking him. Maybe I should start asking about his fantasies in more detail again to check his real stance on group/casual sex?
But the worst part is that as soon as I tell anything about it there is no way he won't figure out how long this has been going on. For instance, I changed my looks and began using lipstick and some makeup soon after this guy and I met because he said it would be such a turn on for him if I looked more like his favorite pornstar. My BF didn't approve of it and kept telling me about it until he got tired of it.
I later bought more provocative clothing that I only used when meeting with him and stored away from my regular ones, but my BF found it long time after in the drying machine and I had to make up some stupid lie.

>You don't seem that fat.

This user said it. You dont look fat at all..

Want to hurt that ass by spanking and fucking it brutally

i want whores to get off my board

Do you have any pics?

:D I've only had a teeny bit of practice with rough sex like that. I love it, but I have a difficult time say when I've had enough.

i dont mind :) id enjoy making you cave

You're a shit person.

Ok pic let see them tits and pig pussy

>i love him so much i'll change my appereance for this other guy
give me your bfs number and get off my board you vapid cunt

Ok pig let's see them tits and pig pussy

I fap once a day since 12.
I'm 29 now, married and father. Think it's weird but can't stop.

just leave the poor guy (your boyfriend)
eat shit and die

Just leave. You are actually a terrible person. And you should know that.

Why doesn't your relationship allow for getting nineteen beers drunk on a regular basis?

>mfw my mother is also in a situation like this.
She just let herself become dependent on my bummy ass pops and lost all her ambitions/dreams. I hope to help her piece her own life together asap.

I miss when the board would tell the furfags to yiff in hell, but the implication of "Cred Forums was never good" is also that try-hards are even worse fags.

Fuck. Guess I got to own it.

im a guy that puts on a burka like cover over my face and tells random people on omegle im a girl.
I have feminine eyes and figure so i dance and tease them but dont actually strip. I tell them i'm too shy to show anything but let them fap to me

please and kill your selve

You're disgusting. Your bf doesn't deserve someone as shitty as you.

How'd you feel if your bf was fucking some side pussy after his shift was over?

Ahahahaha, nice, man.

I want to see your body pig

I have never had sex (20), but somehow i imagine a very tight pussy to be the best one...

Fuck it just get gang bang by some black guys that will hurt

Busted my first nut to a huge-titted milf in a porn mag at the age of 10. Fantasized about being sucked, jerked, and titfucked by women old enough to be my mother on into my 20s, couldn't give a fuck less about people my own age. Got into my mid 20s and shit just flip-flopped out of nowhere. Would kill to have my teen years back. Not a day goes by where I don't question how this shit got turned all upside down on me. Just wonder what I did to deserve landing in the most universally hated group in the world...

No, I am.. I'm not grotesquely obese though and I can still turn a decent amount of heads. I come from a family of chefs and I love to grub down. Mmm.. 36e.

You know, I've never been fucked in the ass before. Some have tried but I put up quite a fuss. Think I just need to be thrown down and told/forced to take it. I bet it feels fantastic.

Haha when 9gaggers come its always so funny. They think they know
>i cant get laid so i need to convince myself i dont need it.

>I wish we still followed Moot's SA faggotry

>sucks cock and fantasizes about her fuckbuddy
>"it's not cheating if i say so!"
as other anons have pointed out - kill yourself

Because there's twelve of them..?

I'd love to pinch those nipples while I force your head down on my cock.

Maybe once we're done I'll shout you your favourite fast food.

Timestamp and ass spread pics pls

now that id really love. id rape you with pleasure

Very jealous, probably, but I can't tell for sure. I would also get mad at her for giving him head after I haven't given him any in months.

Have more pics like these?
Btw you are NOT fat and i really like your nice body

user please... I'm hurting for your boyfriend over here.

I'm going to reiterate what I said in my previous post: you dont love your boyfriend as much as you are telling yourself you do. You just told me that you were dressing and wearing more provocative clothing to please this other guy. Even when your boyfriend, the person who (with your own words) "you would never ever want to hurt" told you he did not approve of what you were doing, you ignored him and did it anyways. You're actually more interested in serving your selfish desire to please another man you're not even committed to emotionally or romantically, versus the person you SHOULD be listening to.

I'm sorry user, you need to stop doing this shit. I don't think you're seeing it, but think about it: you are more willing to listen and do what some random dude tells you versus listening to the person you're supposed to be in love with. I wish this thread wasn't going to die because I want to say a lot more but I'm getting this post out in a final effort to convince you that you aren't thinking straight.

Brian

Starting to abuse prescription drugs.
Refuse to eat after getting high on whatever I can get my hands on. Literally have lost 30 pounds after past 4 months. I only work to help pay bills and buy hydros.

this.

>anti government, big anarchy tattoo on chest.
>work for government