Horsecock thread!

That's worth some GBP son.

One of my old favorites, this one.
Fuck.

> 223

You'd be the Burroughs fan, amirite?

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I had a gf not too long back who snuck into a friends ponys stables and wanked and sucked it off,recorded it for me, was fucking amazing to say the least

>deliver

"The Scythians, a warlike and horsey people..."

- Cities of the Red Night

better than bitcoin!

I can't promise how much I will actually post horse dicks, but I will try and be consistent

why do people say things like that and never post the evidence?

Another old fav

we may not have hit peak Winger, but we're nudging Klaus territory.

Post wat you want user, just as long as dick and feminine. Maybe post some regular fem if you want, but this IS primarily a dicks thread,

And I only say that because my collection is huge and not 100% horse dicks

The only pics I have that involve regular female is ones that are being fucked by dickgirls
I am one of those actual faggots who also love futas

i don't want to sound like one of those asshats who lies awake at night fapping over the idea of being a Cred Forums janitor.. but we could start a separate thread for dogcocks.. it would help focus the content here before we reach the image limit again.

meanwhile, at Boston Dynamics..

Good image, very realistic w/ flare and all.

Good idea, but why don't we wait until this thread peters out or we hit limit.

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lol, you said "peters"

I suggested in the last thread right as it died that we maybe move to the /trash/ thread for hfur, but I like how lively the thread is here, and I want horny anons to fap with while I post.

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lads, buy this.
Using it right now, fucking rad.
amazon.com/Doc-Johnson-Tube-ULTRASKYN-Masturbator/dp/B0027CU1MQ

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if the tv show "jackass" had been anything like this i would have watched it religiously.

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seventeen bucks?

did you know you can buy the same thing from Clark Rubber for $3?

also it needs a flared end.

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nigga you fuck into it

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yeah, but if it has a flared end you can pretend you have a horsecock.

just saiyan.

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squeaka

squeaka

squeaka

post your best
launch in t minus

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ty user

what do you think we're doing?

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trying not to plaster my desk

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Ive been lurking this past threads

my dick happily thanks you.

who wants a cumshot pic or 2

she thinks you do

really tho, were close lads

my first gf used to wear her hair like this.

unf

how about everyone cum and post it?

'pirat'

that's not why i'm in this thread. take that to /soc/ if you have to.

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final stretch lets goooo

this is.. i know, but i think the look on the cow's face is priceless.

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that looks like fun

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>horsecock thread
>all cartoons

You're doing it wrong you fucking faggoty ass cucks

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Well, lads.
That was fun.

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was?

sicut erat in principio,
et nunc
et semper

This is the first day I've actually ever posted on Cred Forums, I've been lurking for a year and a half.
I just jerked off for 2 hours and shot about 5 feet, Peter North style.
Usually I only go like 10 inchs on a good day.

I'm completely fucking stumped.

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wish I was there to help you out user~

try not to get fixated on it.. moments like this are rare, and you can waste a lot of time trying to experience it again..

having said that:

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I mean I need someone to help me mop at this point.

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Yummy user. Thanks for joining us.

ObOverwatch

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Thanks for the night my dudes.
I need to go to sleep, might lurk for a few more minutes.

moar

Dude, just when I finish, this gets posted...

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FUUUUCK

anyone else close to cumming?

save it to your phone!

time for a porn folder to start again.

*shoves horsecock in your mouth*

Now that's hot as hell.

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>not getting one from bad dragon

anyone who thinks mopping up is hot.. doesn't do it very often.

hands up anyone else who has a Bad Dragon bumper sticker on their car?

Yeah, I will eventually.
Although, I do have a Fleshlight, O'Doyles Stout, and it sucks.
They look really firm and almost hard, but really they're like goopy. There is zero tightness, and you can't feel the texturing at all.
I know you can get firmer silicone on BD, but does anyone have any experience?

The Tube I have is like super fucking tight, because it only expands a little bit, and it has pretty severe ridges which feel fucking epic.

And its really concealable, which is important for me. Fits right into the lock box I have. I had to cut the fleshlight a bit.

who the hell IS "mey-mey"? is it from a video game, or just an idea shared by some artists?

>There is zero tightness,

wrap some hem elastic around it a few times?

If you're gonna buy BD get Chance.

Powerlevels are ment to be hidden

not me btw

unfortunately

I have a couple BD stickers but I haven't decided where I want to put them. Don't really want to put one on my car in fear of someone recognizing it and vandalizing it.

I have a Mary, Rowan, and a Sugarstar. You'd probably like the Mary, her ridges are fairly pronounced inside. They don't let you get anything but extra soft silicone on the penetrables, but I have a couple of their insertables in firm and I wouldn't want a penetrable in it. They're definitely not goopy though.

Mary is the shortest, but the face area is way wider than all the others. You could probably get away with cutting it down but I wouldn't. I just use a medium size plastic toolbox to hold all my gear since you can put a lock on it and nobody really questions toolboxes.

Last time I did that I did it with some self cling bandage.
So tight I actually had a minor skin split.
I've had em before since my skin on my dick is actually rather tight, they sting for a day and you have to go slow, but they don't really cause damage unless you're an idiot.

the suburb i live in.. well.. people's ain't too bright in these here parts.

Yo I know who that is...
Is that Skipsy?
I recognize the desk and the picture.
He posted a picture of his dick and it was just like this...
Maybe not skipsy, maybe someone else...

This was years ago.

anyone who recognizes it is hardly like to vandalize your car.

you might find traces of semen dripping from your car's exhaust pipe later..

Heh, reposting my content in the same thread as me, what are the chances?

Who's skispsy?

yeah.. cling wrap has a shitty young's modulus (doesn't stretch much).

if there's a Clark's Rubber store near you (they sell pool supplies, swim toys, foam rubber etc), they sell foamed rubber pipes, hoses and cord, which is more elastic than clingwrap. it makes a fantastic bondage ligature, too, being stretchy - it has enough give to prevent it cutting off circulation.

He's a well known mlp smut artist. Used to do feral but switched to anthro only and kinda lost some popularity after that.

Skipsy was a porn artist.
Not even sure if he draws anymore.
e621.net/post?tags=skipsy
High fuckin quality, him and Braeburned were my favorite freshmen year at hs.

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Looking up the bd stuff is making me hard again but I'm struggling to stay awake...
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Its been fun lads but I really do have to go now.
I'll maybe start a new thread tomorrow with prizes of GBP and horsecock, probably around the same time.
gnight faggots.

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Lofasz a seggedbe!

( a horse dick in your ass )

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Best pic
fuck

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i didn't know the egyptians had their own variant of unicorn.

> the more you know

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>medium?
Chance is a ton of fun.

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yea medium
best toy!

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i'm not sure if this is a rabbit or what.

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can't have a horsecock thread without Dmitrys

can't have a horsecock thread without wolfy-nail

I want a large so bad

I want the real thing even worse.

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i dont
large would be retarded
dont wana ruin my ass.
and as for real thing, eh. beastiality is for ponyfags and shit.

>I want the real thing even worse.

stick to the fantasies

> the smell of horseshit
> crushed toes from where hoss stands on your feet
> broken shins from where hoss kicks your legs
> flies
> smell of hoss pee

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Why do animals get all the cool dicks and we just get the standard model. Dogs get knots, horses get thier flare, dolphins get prehensile dicks and we just get a cylinder with a rounded end.

ive got a pretty fun foreskin
feels good

its 2,3 in diameter .I can stick the fat end of a baseball bat in there. So I am actually fine if its unflared

>bring the horse somewhere more clean first
>avoid all of that
>gallons of warm cum

so basicly your ass is already ruined
alright man have fun then i guess

I have mine aswell, but it just doest seem quite as cool as what animals get.

gorillas might be eight times our size, but they have cocks like pencils. consider yourself lucky.

image limit reached. i'm about out, so .o7 y'all

i like my penis
its cute as fuck

But could you imagine all the stuff you could do if it was prehensile and you could control it like an arm.

I took my time stretching and did it with tons of lube so my ass is pretty fine tbh. It only gets all gapey looking when its really rough and that doesnt last long. Also warm baths or warm shower water helps.

My ass is pretty normal looking/feeling/stretchyness most of the time. But when needed it can fit a bat. I still have trouble with my fist.

so... anyone going to make a new threaD?

meh
never thought about it
>trying to put his fist in his ass
>"im still tight i swear"
you gonna prolapse
did you not do research before sitting on baseball bats?

Seems you're the one who has to do more research :/

lol no
are you actually retarded
>fisting myself is perfectly normal and will not cause any long term problems if i do that shit all the time
- some ponyfag user 2016

just fuck a horse already so you die a mr hands death before you have to deal with adult daipers
though you would probably enjoy that too

So is anyone going to start a new thread?

Well I said I cant fist myself but there isnt that high of a chance for any log term issues.

It is mainly muscle tissue which is more than capable of stretching and maintaining form. If you actually tried this stuff, you'd realize how quickly your tightness comes back.

idgaf, the prostate milking is miles better.

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also im not even a ponyfag, I hate that stupid show, I just have a fetish.

Youre obviously some salty faggot who gets all upset when someone else tells them their ideas

nigger

i do put things in my butt but i dont try sit on baseball bats or peoples arms
whats next?
you just gonna go bigger and bigger?
what happens if you get a boyfriend or something and his dick isnt the size of a car

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Idk what baseball bat youre thinking of, this is 2 inches in diameter. My first dildo was that big. I am also a very tall person so I guess the size:body ratio is different for me too. My fists howeevr are big.

No I am not gonna go bigger and bigger I just haev the horse fetish

I have a girlfriend, if anything Id have her peg me, but its much moreso a fetish.

Hey another user here, I own a large chance.

If you go like a month without using it, you will have a pretty difficult time getting it back in. However, I have a hard/soft split.

You are very tight tho you have to relax.

i bet you aint even tall
i only use my medium like once a week or less
gotta stay tight faggot

I have to add, that it is much easier to get it in than the first time though.

Also I've never leaked or anything gross. This is unflared btw.

It's hard to explain. I am tight right now, but I /could/ get looser more easily. It still takes time and stuff.

I am tall enough that I can bet I am taller than you, and be sure I will win.

Regardless, enjoy your tight asshole posting in a horsecock thread you faggot. Youre everything wrogn with Cred Forums. Youre a horsecock loving faggot who is making fun of people who want something closer to an actual horse's cock.

Maybe youre jealous that you cant take it, its also like youre trying to deny you fantasize about getting fucked by a miniature pony.

yea im same. takes a while to warm up even for medium
but still
dont try fist yourself what the fuck
that shits not attractive and yes prolapses do happen when you get into extreme shit like that

tfw 6'2

and i like horse cock but no i dont want to fuck horses
get out

I have fisted myself, I have no idea how the other person cant if he can take a bat. A bat is very close to the chance's size, its just so stiff tho.

It feels insanely good. But I did it more for the kink factor. It was arousing to know I could fist myself // be fisted. It isnt something I do much of tho. Attractiveness of that stuff idrc about since, although im totes not straight, I dont fancy human males. I dont do bestiality or anything but I have this fetish so idk what's wrong with me. But I want to marry a girl etc.

One could say I am slightly prolapsing, but most people get the same thing just from trying to shit. Like "pushing" and all that. Or pushing too hard.

I am 6 5, thats why I say I'd bet.

Well then youre just denying yourself faggot

youre gay

too tall
i bet you arent even cute
and no i dont want to fuck horse you wierd ass nigga

Don't make it weird man