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>All these trips
Wheh, you guys are too good.

Choose types:

Land
Artifact
Creature
Instant
Sorcery

You can mix them together however you like, except for Instant. Also any subtype you like. You can also prefix it with Legendary.

Land

jesus christ....

whyyyyyyyy

>double doubles!
Winrar!

While out of the 575 lands in Magic none of them cost anything, you can still roll for a cost to playing it.

>Thread slowly turning insane due do these dubs

Absolute madman

No cost.

reroll

re roll

rolling

jesus fucking christ re roll for no cost.

Omg i'm so fucking sorry you guys
re roll for no cost ah!

When putting Bunghole Flexer into play from your hand, discard two lands or sacrifice Bunghole Flexer.

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costs 1 energy

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so no cost but we have activated abilities.

That's silly, it wouldn't have any other effect, no mana tapping or anything.

>energy
What a meme, I just looked at the new sets today.

We're rolling for cost right now.

If I get dubs then no cost.

winrar, one two lands for one.
it better be fucking good.

what you think of the energy?
and how about them reprints eh?
vault collection or whatever.

re roll for no cost

Should I sell my unglued lands?

reroll

fuck no.
cost=1 energy

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I don't think I looked that the reprints. I'm more of a casual player.

Nah, they get more expensive as time goes on. Look at black lotus.

no cost

They are beutiful.
each one is a work of art.
some will be worth 200 right out the gate i guess.
but I dont play for money. been playing almost 20 years and its only cause its a based fucking game.

still wouldnt mind getting one of the reprit hyper rares but they'll be 1/141 packs or some shit

roll for the no cost

no
cost

Lets just do this?

what else might card do? gotta be good for this right

We'll thats more something I'd put into the rules text. I guess I'll just tack it on top.

Roll for the rest of the rules text.

It's as costy as a cost can get for a land. That 0 looks silly up there.

I'll take that as the flavor text. Anyone rolling for the rules text?

Still trying to wonder how a card named bunghole flexer is a land

Don't we all. The art doesn't even match a land. Maybe the rules text can tie it together.

Tap, flex your bunghole X times: Add the square root of X, rounded down, colorless mana to your mana pool.

I'm laughing.

Are you guys up for another thread? I think I'm getting better at this.

its fun

Great, can't wait to flex my bunghole 400 times for a turn 2 fireball kill

5 mana 10% chance to win the game? waste of a card?

You can copy it with reverberation, ect.

It would be more efficient to cheat it out or something.