Whats one lesson you learned the hard way?

Don't trust a girl who changes their hair color like they change shirts to be able to commit to a relationship
The longer you think about doing something, the more likely you are not to do it

The only person you should be concerned with is yourself. Fuck everyone else. Your happiness always comes first no matter what.

All of them

Nice guys finish last

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You need to fucking kill yourself

Be a good mother to the retarded shit baby that you give birth to after using andy sixx's warm log of shit as a dildo to fuck your pussy with and having the bacteria from the shit fertilize your egg cells.

I treated my retarded shit baby like garbage and for that, he grew up to become a nigger

youtube.com/watch?v=GHhD4PD75zY
this

hey man the trips have spoken God lives, there's always help

Life is pure fucking shit.

That grinding on your dad with your 6 year old dick isn't ok

And that piece of ass you keep on fucking. Make sure the bitch knows she is replaceable by someone younger, hotter and more fuckable.

Get it, Hard way?
I'm sorry

Rhetoric is the key to life.

Blacks don't like being called niggers.

all people are shit and not worth the effort

Dont try to better your community.

If it's going to shit, it does so for a reason

Don't ever trust a juggalo. Their entire identity revolves around being scumbags.

(I bought a car from one, it was a lemon)

Never trust a gypsy.

When they tell you they've changed, theyre lying.

Don't trust your dad when he's drunk and he says "Come here"

No one will ever check em

If youre going to suck andy sixx's testicles out through his dick, make sure you can deal with the clorox taste

Dont mess with Major Tom. Just dont

What sociological truths would those be?

Life goes on, even without you.

>HS
>get diagnosed with chronic illness
>miss school for weeks at a time because it's not under control
>constant pain and fatigue
>drop out
>stay at home for six months doing fuck all
>get depressed
>mom sends me to the psych ward
>locked up for a month
>sent back to HS
>all my credits since sophomore year have expired
>have to restart at junior year
>go back
>expect to find everything frozen in time
>nope.jpg
>people moved on

I think you're right

you need to be 18+ to post here, go back to tumblr

Andy sixx doesnt really care about you

>be me
>be going to a black veil brides concert
>be wanting to suck a log of shit out of andy sixx's asshole
>be needing to suck a log of shit out if andy sixx's asshole
>ABSOLUTELY NEED ANDY SIXX'S WARN LOG OF SHIT TO MASSAGE THE INSIDE MY MY FUCKING THROAT
>so im backstage
>come across his dressing room
>i knock on door
>he answers with his giant cock swinging in the breeze
>im speechless
>he invites me in
>i come in
>he closes the door behind me
>he seats me on a chair
>doesnt speak a word
>he backs his ass into my face
>i dock my mouth securely onto his asshole
>i start to suck
>a brown log roll of delight starts to creep out if his ass and into my mouth
>i start to estimate how long it is based on how many seconds go by in which i am sucking
>10 seconds go by
>luckily, he ate corn so I was able to tell if it was moving because the corn chunks would rub against the inside of my mouth
>i swallow it hole
>i feel the warmness trickle down my throat with every last chunk of corn
>he shoos me out of his room rudely
>never asked my name or my number

WTF andy?????

Drugs will fuck you up.

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Crack is wack, bro

What do you mean by that?
Like dont answer people or dont let them answer you back?

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Can never trust trips these days

Women are stupid, and dick is fantastic.

Face it, OP: If you want an emotionally stable partner that's able to think for themselves while not fucking you over, you want a man. Not to mention that sex is so much better with a partner that can match you physically.

what the fuck dude

Don't let people make promises.