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>Only 1 waifu per user
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Only hexs can kill me
>Most importantly, YOU CAN NEVER KILL ME

RAGE MODE ACTIVATED

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Nice earlybake fag.

KyokoAbsolutelyDisgusting.png

Oh well, I tried.

Ohhhhh. I think I remember a game like that. I played it once, never again. I'm not too fond of pain... at least, not in that sense.

>hexs

sextuples you donger

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yayy glad y'all arent sick of me..

OH okay good thing you didnt then!
And kirby music, who could complain! thanks!

what new games are you into at the present?

aww fair enough I suppose, hope you are okay!

bad ayase

Did anyone ever tell you that you've got... How should I put this... A short fuse?

still here


and


yeah im fine just doing things with people is weird

Hello all!

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Yeah I tend to avoid pain too, just not my thing.
(Yuuki)
Yeah but Cassandra also has sword and shield, Cassandra is her younger sister. Sophitia is cool but Cassandra is better.

fire cannons!
bby

That face makes me wanna hate fuck her...
Best pokewaifu
Great monster waifu

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those manners make me wanna cry

nice feet

nice feet

Dont cry, youll make me cry

>That face makes me wanna hate fuck her...

you make me cri

>Previous guard said an investor was coming at 12
>It's 12
>No one here yet
[Paranoia Intensifies]

>No ERP
No :^)

Yea I can feel that. But some things can be great too I suppose!

Sony product placement/10

I'm a real straight shooter

Burd make the best waifu

>straight

Wew
>ROCK A GLOCK NIGGA POP SOME CAPS ON SOME FOOLZ
Stay safe, don't get spooked too hard.

Did we actually moved here?
Disgusting

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YOU WILL NEVER STOP MY RAMPAGE

i dont know depends on the thing i guess

It's more just that they're kinda sorta friends with the building owner, and I don't feel like getting in trouble.

Is your waifu from a hentai? Or am i thinking of another grill
>only chloeca
All it takes is for a few to go

pls be nice

Ah that makes sense. Don't shoot him then, or if you do, just make sure you don't get caught :^]

Hmm?

aww, i just want to be like the cool kids

Don't play dumb

GET YOUR PATHETIC VAMPIRE ASS OFF MY THREAD
YOU THINK THATS ENOUGH TO STOP ME

It's okay, there's a cubby underneath the basement stairs that no one checks. I can plaster it up after I shove him in there.

You are one of the cool kids, mavis

Good plan.
If all else fails, arson the building.

God damn son

No, I meant I don't know who this is

This truly is a Godless world.

GIGA MAVIS CAN U STOP HER CANCER DUBS KILLS HER

I SAID LEAVE

Here

Gotcha. I remember Taki had those two fist blade things

Ohh fuck! Now that's impressive!

#rekt

To each their own and all, really. Blatant product placement in movies irritates me though. Especially if it's from companies that get ny money monthly so I can back up my PS3 save files online...
You should really smoke some weed or something. You'd benefit from it quite a bit.

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Taki is a slut.
>fuckin body suit and shit.
But yeah she's pretty good, dunno about tourney ranks though.

>Implying I need to
I'll just give Karen a plane and the rest will take care of itself.

lewds?

Fair enough.
Allah Akbar am I rite?

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Doesn't matter
What matters is that you are a faggot and a slut

han solo claimed

Well, you jump straight to the point, eh Wewby?

Exactly!
>12:20
>Still no one
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;-;

Meanie

Ivy the sluttiest though

AND HAVE PUNY GETS LIKE YOU
MEDIOCRE

>ITS A TRAP!
Yeah, and she's a bitch to fight, seriously that chain sword is OP.
>At least once I close the distance it becomes almost worthless.
>That's true for anyone though.

Makoto!
You gon' die

Is it weird to sometimes just want people to leave you alone and be alone, even if you're having a good time?

Elle! Hello again!

Hello an Ruby!
NO LEWDS THO

>Karen
Worst snackbar.

Gym totally kicked my ass today.

I still love you. No need for tears
No one cares
>extra lewds

no not at all i feel that way when im around people a lot too

definitely another grill...
I mean, she's from a lil ecchi anime, but still that's just a bonus really

Mitsurugi and Astaroth a best though

But you called me mean things ;-;

Mass suicide thread, start now

This is not what I asked for, but I'm okay with it

Well, what would be the point of not doing so?
How are you though?

What a bully

Dude, I DESERVE lewds!

Ohai Suika ^^
They're nothing compared to the might of Cassandra!
>They have that range advantage, but it means fuckall when I get close and beat the ass off of them

Don't worry about him, user.
Yeah, I'd definitely recommend smoking a bowl and getting lost in an Incubus album or something along those lines. You need to chill the fuck out bro.

Why would i be?

Yeah, i had a feeling it would be, and Kirby music is amazing! though you don't never know what to expect from it.
youtube.com/watch?v=R16ijfROQ_M

I planned on completing Xenoblade X but i've been distracted with brawl.

I did not. that was other user m8.
I thin im thinking bible black but im not sure...
More?

YOU WONT NEED T COMMIT SUICIDE WHEN IM DONE WITH YOU

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You stop right there Hijab Sheppard
>Absolutely haram

It makes me feel defective. I think a lot of my problems (drinking, occasional depression, mood swings) would be solved if I was out with people more, but it reminds me of being at the gym: I can charge into it and be happy and gung-ho, but as time progresses, it takes willpower and feels like work.

Stop right there, Lewdby! You're too young for all that!

Nui, do your Nuis do massage therapy?

Esdeath's new fetish?

I dont know, just a thought I always have

And cool cool! Yea kirby music is definitely award winning!

Haha gaming distractions come far too easily!
I'm deciding whether or not to play mafia II, I mean I paid $5 for it a few months ago haha

Oh ok, no worries!

It probably is. I should probably go wipe up all the Raid I sprayed earlier. It's starting to get to me.

SPOOKI BOOKI!
Didn't skip leg day, right?

Fair enough!
Kinda sore, dunno what's up with my back lately but it's been aching a bit. Probably need to fluff my pillow up a bit. You?

Syndra.

>mad
>at lewds
Wew

no i think that its fine to want to be by yourself more and being around people does feel stressful. some people just lean towards being alone while others need people you know?

Prolly, anyway I think I'm gonna head to bed.
>Its 1AM
>I like to be asleep around this time.

>haram

Goodnight
Hello karen-chan

Alright, night Gun! Good luck with senpai!

ALLAHU?

Hiya Tali, what's up?

Sure, if you want to

I'm not young for this! I'm mentally prepared for the lewds!

>lewds
Noice
Same for me, my back's killing me lately. I guess I should change my position a bit when sitting down. It also makes terrible noises when i stretch

I dunno why I'm still lurking here... I said what I had to, and I wasn't planning on stating past that...
I'm going to bed.

I woke up at 2pm today so I am not tired at 3:30 am. This is not ideal

welp, no sleep tonight

This is my waifu,i don't care what anybody else says,fuck all other girls in Danganronpa. Yes,even Maizono.

*Staying
Autocorrect + lack of sleep = Stupid Koumefag...

Today was leg/core, but I changed my workout plan, so leg day becomes brutal in a different way. More HIIT and high-rep stuff than the raw strength I was doing before.

Night-night Elle! Don't jam in your sleep.

Simplifying other cultures to memes makes them easier to understand. Aloha snackbar.
>But salaam aleekum
>Assuming you speak that version of Arabic

Ruby as the adult in this situation I'm going to have to tell you "No."

Nm just playing ME2
Ironically this is my last lewd...

Yes but for me only, you must be looking for the phony.
Well it's a false thought, at least in my case, i've told you before that the manner you speak in reminds me of another friend i had.

Or at least it should be, everything is perfect about it.
youtube.com/watch?v=iGGVWGJ0ZiM

I suppose you should give it a shot if you can, but distractions can be strong.

shame. would you like to play LoL or just relax?

Would a cuddle buddy help?
You go user. Stick to your waifu
Goodnight

Makoto.

yes very much
yeah some Lol could be fun actually

It wasn't even that lewd!
I just assume the heat mixed with the terrible sleep position is what's getting me.

RIP Booki. At least you aren't skipping it!

Just wake up?

I need an adult for this?

>69
That's too ironic

I'm kidding I know, just being a shit.
And there's only one version of arabic either way 7abibi. Hiya.

SNACKBAR

Was that just bad luck or you waking up for something?

not surprising kek

When you've been modding GTA V and drive past a toradora poster and DBZ billboard
>has science gone too far

Yes.

Welp thanks! That makes me feel better anyway! At least with people like you, ill stick around

And damn right it should be!

Yea I think I will, I love the whole mafia-esque type thing, if only I was Italian and born way back~

Id cuddle but im probably really far away
Hehe

Hey if i started a sync would you guys be in it?

Hello, How are you?

:|

>one version of Arabic
This proves you speak Arabic.

No, because you shouldn't be doing it! You're not even old enough to drink!

It really is illustrating to me that willpower is a major limitation in my life ...

Pls stop with the Sunni Smurf.

What if it's part of a physical therapy program?

Hi

very nice pet the tail

Been studying too much. Hold me...

Unless you were making a really bad "why wake up" joke, to which I say your name is Goldfish and your opinions are irrelevant

This image is so good I'll have to make a Content Cop for it

It was lewd enough.
Do you want to solve our back problems together~?

~

B-But... Okay, look, I'M OLD ENOUGH TO POST HERE, I'M OLD ENOUGH TO DO LEWDS, OKAY?

Priscilla

HELLO!
I am well yes
How are you?

>Pls stop with the Sunni Smurf.

dafuq?

Ayyyy, what's up Karen?

Didn't miss the train this time?

Willpower is the major limiter in most peoples lives... well, and money.

Oh my, how are you planning that~?

probably yeah.. where are you from?

SoCal

Look at this picture. An cute, with no lewd in sight! You don't need lewds. Lewds are for degenerate scum.
>Might want to touch up the patterning on the skirt though--it doesn't follow the cloth contour.

Mislink. That was to Tali Yeah. I don't subscribe to the "Bootstrap" ideals.

>Another SoCal

How did you know?

damn.. sorry I can't go across the continent tonight

Talking to anons like you is always a joy.

Perhaps one day it shall!

That wouldn't be much of a good thing though.
Surely you must be jestin!

youll never damage me with those shitty numbers

im good just really tired. I just wanted to say hi! Are you new?

She's mine, actually

Iktf m8 i just moved from the other side.
What was supposed to be to me?

We can try to figure something out~
In the meanwhile, neko costumes

I-I'm sorry... but I've been perverted by other lewd claimers... it's not my fault, I swear!
>I actually like the skirt's design

Kek kek it does, you've met someone that speaks arabic? There are a few ways to speak it but it's ultimately the same core words.

That's not appropriate, Tali-kun

*holds*
It's okay my dude. I never got to talk to you on animus sadly.
Whatcha studying for? And also Goldfish is the best name, don't hate!

Hiya Makoto, nothing much just woke up, hanging out and listening to bad music.

>There are a few ways to speak it but it's ultimately the same core words.

all you really need to know is the one you scream before you blow up an airplane right?

Is ok, I forgive!

Ditto user!

It better!

And I suppose not, but the aesthetic is still neat to me!

At least you are good! I too am tired, but I always am now, so Im used to it, it's like a new part of me!
And I guess I still count as being new! I think I first came here on Friday night (my time) had no idea this existed, so here I am, and glad Ive met some nice people too!
So what's up?

Bootstrap ideals?

Because you're here before 2 AM.

Oh my, is that an offer~?

Ah, what music?

>Vector W8
Oh god, this car, HNNNNNNNG.

Not a single thin inappropriate about "that" pic tbh
Lap pillows are the best

Spent a few months in Qatar, Turkey, and Afghanistan, so yeah. They tried to make us learn Pashto, but there wasn't enough emphasis on it, and when I tried to speak it everyone just looked at me like "Stop even trying, what are you doing"

This is a cute more than a lewd. There's nothing showing or overly suggestive.

>Sunni Smurf

The suggestion that all you need is "work ethic" and you can accomplish anything. That people can essentially pull themselves up to the "American dream" with nothing but determination.

Hey, wait, I'm trying to mold Ruby into a respectable person! Don't pervert her!

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW RIGHT YOU ARE, INFIDEL.

lap pillows?

I'm very aware how right I am. all the time.

Maybe~

Damn right

>

>using a girls lap as a pillow, m8
She is no smurf

N E I N!
Aw well, but it is pretty neat.

Are you up to anything?

oh hell yea, sounds great. Also a plump buttock or hefty boob is just as nice!

While all those are nice there is something about a lap pillow that makes it better

not particularly...
I mean, am watching the film Swiss Army Man
just started

What are you up to fam a lam?

oh fur sure, it does seem more calming and intimate doesnt it?

Actually no, the one im going for leaves in 3 hours, so i should be fine.

Just random things off youtube, pink guy and Karen loops and stuff.
Enjoying the car?

I guess not...
It's her skirt length I'm not happy with

Woah, rad. What were you doing there? Who's "they" ?
And yeah non arabs speaking arabic usually ends in a really hilarious bit of memery. There are sounds you are literally unable to pronounce.

what made you move?

nothing much about to crash just wanted to say hi and welcome you. Have good night! talk to you later

Oh ya, the whole work ethic thing is a fucking scam 12 ways over. I know people that work 12 hours a day of hard fucking labor and can't move up because of it.

Are you saying I'm not a respectable person?!

Maybe I'll take you up on that offer~

Oh wow, that's quite some ways away. Why up so early?

Yep! Although I can't seem to get my damn fog lights to work, and it's bugging the hell out of me.

Well boys its sleep time aka 1am
Also if i started up a chat room for us would you guys be interested?
Better job opportunities plus my 3d wife was here.

Well. We had a 'combat'. And half the party are at each others throats.

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Even mentioning it was silly of me, we already knew you were right.

Night shino

Try turning them off and on again?

you too m80! good night

a chat room? also good night sweet dreams

I'm going to sleep, but I'll leave you with a major lewd

Goodnight /waifu/~

Oh, what's that about?

I'm listening to calm music at the moment and still setting up some brawl stuff.

when have I ever been wrong?

Well that makes sense. goodnight

Its not early.
I just couldn't sleep longer.
What are you playing .5?

keked hard.

Never that I've seen...

Oh haha. Yes, I tried that. I think a wire shorted somewhere, because the switch isn't getting any power.

Oh my~
Night Wewby~

Ah, alright. I've been sleeping for too damn long these last few days.

It's...it's definitely not your typical film, very strange, but I like it, love these types of strange films! It's basically about a man who is stranded on an island, and lugs a dead body around with him that washed up on the beach that he envisions doing stuff for him, hence the 'swiss army' part, like the knives...you have to watch it I suppose to get the gist

and awesome, how's that going?
do you like lava lamps? I was randomly thinking about them, like, I find them calming especially with said music

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Yeah, idk i know a site where you can generate your own room and basically itd be for waifu bros. Itd be kinda the same as here except no new threads and everything getting deleted. Plus you know your username would be your waifu claim.

exactly.

Back to 8ch :^)

You are not BEING respectable, Makoto!

Rory, how do I do that turny thing with my mech to protect the chassis but keep sight of the enemy?

I hope you find a more respectable self tomorrow, LEWDBY
>disappoint

I'm in the military. Usually just contractors or people selling stuff on the bases. The Afghanis and Uzbekis and Turks were really friendly. The Qataris are insufferable cunts.

"They" being the military. There's a lot of trying to meet people in the middle culturally, almost to the point of insanity in Qatar.

How're you gonna fix it? Or are you gonna send ti to repair man guy?

So what are you doing today? Besides being right?

c:^()

actually sounds pretty neat bro! nice idea!

meh. same as usual, really.

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Well i went ahead and made a room... if i get more interest i put out the info in about 9-10 hours(after i sleep). Will also need to name 3 admins and then some mods.
>goodnight everybody

oh ok sounds cool mane! anyway, have a good rest, unfortunately you wont see me until like 20hours maybe, so hopefully I get the info too!
btw my waifu is Akeno, so look for me!

holy fucj that's lewd

Akeno got it

not as lewd as it could be though

sweet, night!