Cred Forums makes a magic card

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this?

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Rolling for the 22 armed jiggaboo

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erolllle

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Double dubs again!?

Alright choose a name.

Dindu Puffin

yeah, I already said he's the 22 Armed Jigaboo. Use that.

Hassan

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Rolling for 22-Armed Jiggaboo

N Word Jim

Roll

Whitefaces Black Angel

Well I guess you did get 2 dubs.

Winner anyway.

Choose types
Land
Artifact
Creature
Instant
Sorcery

You can mix them together however you like, except for Instant. Also any subtype you like. You can also prefix it with Legendary.

Tribal sorcery obviously

DAMN didnt have time to make this before the pic dubs was gotten

Artifact Creature Land - Jigaboo

rerolling

Dang, that's pretty good. You could use it next time maybe.

Creature - Monk

Hah, there's only one card so far that's a Land Creature gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=282542

creature, crocodile.

rerolling

legendary creature - nigger

Roll

Roll.

Does this even work?

Cred Forums Pass user since July 2016.

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>Cred Forums Pass user since July 2016.
whut the fukk

so hard to get dubs! rerolling

Here, roll.

I'm going to sort of roll for this.

Tribal Sorcery Creature

creature treefolk

reroll please. If Kek wills it.

Kek didn't will it, but I'm rerolling anyway.

Land

see now Kek is just fucking with me because I backtalked him.

So instead, I'm going to roll for just tribal sorcery.

Roll.

Put in since4pass in the options field if you have a pass.

roll

artifact creature, digger

REroll

Creature-pepe

roll

Again

retrying again.

Finally.

So cost is next.

You can choose any number of colorless and any combination of Red, Blue, Green, White or Black mana. It can cost 0 or whatever. Split mana tiles are okay too.

due to people rolling for me or my roles directly, I have both purposely and accidentally chosen everything about this card so far.

Feels good man.

3BBB

about tree fiddy

3RR

baby

3WW

RB

reroll

reroll

rerolling for this.

roll

Roll

5 black

WWBBB

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GGGGGGG
pepe demands it

W/Bl W/Bl W/Bl

That's pretty expensive. Better roll for some good rules in this card.

When 22-Armed Jigaboo enters the battlefield, gain control of all bikes and white women in play.

Whenever these creature attacks it gets a +1/+1 counter it can divide it's damage between 22 creatures

etb summon a 5/7 trump token with tap, summon a 0/10 wall artifact creature

First Strike
Tap 4 Black: Can block 21 extra creatures

roll

Gotta reroll this I guess.

Someone's gotta' make this card.

For each creature it deals damage to it gets a counter

22 armed jiggaboo also gets a shaking stick and bone necklace when summoned.

reroll

reroll

also adding

tap: untap

5/5

When 22 Armed Jigaboo enters the battlefield each opponent loses 2 life, and you gain 2 life.

Sacrifice a Black creature; Black creatures you control get +2/+2 and have protection from white until the end of the turn.

Bonus for series, Saviors of Kamigawa.

c'mon

Reroll

Reroll like a motherfucker

22-Armed Jiggaboo cannot be countered. When 22-Armed Jiggaboo enters the battlefield, you gain control of all Vehicles your opponents control.

Rereroll

Ah c'mon

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rerolling again and adding:

Sacrifice 22-armed Jigaboo: Black humans and ape creatures you control gain +3/+0 and protection from white until the end of your next turn.

Rerereroll

Tap: Emrakul becomes immune to Tragic Slip.

haste, flash
you lose the game at the next end step

Whenever this creature deals combat damage put a +1/+1 counter on it if it has 22 counters on it you win the game

Well they did add vehicles in this new set.

Roll for flavor text if you want.

rollnig for this ability as a second. Needs it.

top kek

Always blocks for white creatures you control.

I still don't see how tribal would work here.

Whats P/T??

I say 4/2

Also forgot to add

At the beginning of your upkeep, you get a 1/1 black niglet token for each vehicle you control. At the beginning of your end step, sacrifice 22-Armed Jiggaboo if you control more than 5 niglet tokens.

"I'm not a summer fag, it's fall now"

Oh right, forgot since it's a combo sorcery creature.

"They said harambe was dead. They just didn't knew his true form yet."

"Sheeeeeiiiit"

Also the creature needs to be a 2/2

It's Eternal Summer.

"SHIIIIIEEEEEEET"

roll

5 mana 7/7

pls

by our powers combined, we have 2 sets of trips.

Ayy winrar

Winner!

Alright, 5 minutes for dubs or a better quote than

I already did:
rolled for the sheeeiiit

no just let this happen

Mythic

"The king of joyrides"

You got trips anyway.

Do you want do do another one in this thread?

Can crew multiple vehicles

Five cost for a 7/7? OP as fuck. Nice blending with the Kaladesh block though.

nother thread

So glad Cred Forums is intelligent enough to play MTG.

Yeah, but dubs said so.

If I were to make a set out of cards made here I defiantly balance it more.

One more, plenty of bump limit, just be careful about it and make a preemptive thread when we get close

honestly the card is still dogshit not even modern playable.

How is this shit?

Too late, maybe I'll do that in the next thread.

Probably needs reach, 2BBB instead of BBBBB and "Can crew up to 22 vehicles at once"

can we roll on artist kek

Why not.

Hugh mungus