INDIA WILL BECOME SUPERPOWER IN YOUR LIFETIME

POO

>designated

SHARTING

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We are the richest in this world the Gupta empire and the mauriya empire we're the richest ever Google it. Nobody can stop this growing power of ours. USA and China is our little bitch. I have fucked many white girls and they all stink Indian pussy is the best.

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>Art was invented by Shiva himself
Kek. Was Shiva there for the first caveman drawings?
>CEOs of all major benchmark
Jews.
>Sanskrit is the oldest language
Sumarian came roughly 2700 years before that. Do you even know the difference between BC and AD you miseducated fuck? Citation: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_languages_by_first_written_accounts
>Nuclear powered
Yes, that's true, and I'm particularly concerned about that. Do you trust a people who can't operate a toilet with building a nuclear plant?
>Everybody worships our hottest Indian girls
Not everybody, but sure I used to, I fucked one of the few hot ones at my university.

Congratulations on your cricket team though, for real.

This man knows

Poo in tha fucking loo !

This! Underrated post.

>right hand shitty
>not left hand which is their toilet paper hand
Fail, FTFY

>ends his sentence without a fullstop
>literally said "omg this"
>in tha fucking loo
>tha
>a space between the last word and punctuation

Go back to Facebook you dumb nigger.

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>Be me, 23 living in India 2052
>step outside shit brick house to go to curry factory
>ride on tuk tuk down shit river
>smell of shit in the air and the sights of brown people
>wave high to neighbor building a shit man with his son, traditional Indian pastime on designated shitting streets
>arrive early so lead morning prayer to 193648292047382030347 deities
>ran out of ink for Bindi so use shit
>afterwards begin work for several hours
>shift over, start driving towards other job at tech support
>mashes head on keyboard 15 million times while screaming "HAVE YOU TRIED TURNING IT OFF AND THEN ON AGAIN?"
>after wake up from concussion drive home on tuk tuk
>arrives at home, but has to release
>grabs laptop and goes to DESIGNATED SHITTING STREET
>shits in street while shut posting on Cred Forums why India will be a superpower
>done with shitting, walk back into home and go to sleep
>cry to sleep tears of "joy" over how India is the greatest support power on earth

And yet you people can't figure out the toilet. Amazing.

>>superpower

All the guys screaming "poo in the loo" that going to change in coming years,then you guys dont have any fucking thing to say

>Art was invented by Shiva himself.

I thought Shiva was a chick?

Dude, they have born kids whit 8 legs, what do you expected?

doesn't no one recognize this as bait?

I for one welcome our Indian overlords.
>designated shitting streets in every country.
Can't wait to try street shitting in my suburb.

I actually have huge respect for narendra modi, hes probably the best leader of any country on earth.

keep up the good work, hopefully you guys will nuke Pakistan some time in the near future.

Sure only a few
Like "Hey see that Hitler Guy? He will only kill a few, but as we got russia we just deport everyone there."

There are pics of your highest poltiicans shitting into woods. Sry Cred Forums there are countries where the media is not controlled by state.

Since when do Indians have internet access?

Bollywood have left Hollywood to trailer trashcan where I belongs.
>where I belongs
>i
>belongs
You have to go back.

Bhen kalawday bos marina Teri bhenkomaru madarchod toptoptop secret I put my lulla in her vajina

That man bombed his own people in gujrat

Bhenchod teri maka bhosda chodu lawday

Sex
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Gazoontite.

I heard south Indian are the bigger tier and also the ones who poop. How true is this?

North Indians are actually descendants of indo Europeans they have lighter skkn and are upper caste so I think you're right about that. Most actors in Bollywood are indo europeons

DESIGNATED

sxy bobz show

uh, no, muslims bombed his rally. nice try though. anyone muslims try to bomb is A-OK in my book

OP is out back taking a shit will be back soon

(You)

Cashmir belongs to pakis pajeet.

North Indians are the street shitters. I've been to both the north and the south. People of the south are far more refined and educated. All the street shitting and rape stories you hear about comes from the north. The rape capital Delhi is in the north, if I remember correctly.

noones studys sumarian nowaday whereas sanskrit is big in the religious community especially. secondly the most old events are noted according to "white" peoples finding, it doesn't mean it didn't exist before people explored towards east. And just to contradict the wiki page quiet a few religious books are written over centuries the the BC period in sanskrit.

Get out of here Rahijeet. Last I checked you needed basic infrastructure like indoor plumbing before you could become a world superpower. Come back once you've learned to shit in a toilet.

>Indians won all the wars against everyone ever in it's entire history.

are u sure my son
where is cricket from? ah ...

designated shitting streets

You dipshits are all so fucking stupid the English had to fucking teach you to drink tea even though it grew wild all over the goddamm place.

अब्बे बहेन्चोद,
तेरी democracy झूट हे
हिन्दुइस्म indus valley का हे, तेरी राष्ट्र मुसलमान ने लिया और british ने बचादिया
तेरी 3-rank भी तेरी media ने बना दिया. छोटे लण्ड के बापत
CEO जो भी हे वो सब INDIAN ORIGIN और सब FOREIGN BORN
TECH SUPPORT - गद्दु
SINO-INDIA war और वो सुरुका BRITISH से नही बचा चुतिया!
तेरी रन्डी को TAMPON और RAZOR जरुर देना!
BEST DANCE BARS!
nuclear powercuts! क्या चुतिया बाट!
child labor heaven!

तेरी india हो या hindustan, सब पागल!

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Poopocaust when?

if there is one country that needs a bit of nuking, it's india, FUCKING CUNTS.
Disgusting lowest of the low human beings, STOP BREEDING.

Gotta say that from my experience with Indians, they are shit tier people.

poo in loo

who would win?

>wagon wheel
>leaf

TUM SAB LADWE HO, MAA CHUDAO

VANDE MATARAM CHUTIYO

Most of that shit doesn't need fact checking to know it's incorrect.
Was Shiva a fucking caveman? Because cavemen had art (cave drawings and carving shit).
There's evidence the earliest hominids had religion, expressed through rituals when dealing with the dead.
All the major CEO's are Jews. Google, Facebook, Goldman Sachs, etc. etc.
Most people hate dealing with Indian technical support, probably more famous for scams.
Sanskrit is not the oldest language, Sumerian and Egyptian are older.
India didn't win all wars, you guys were colonized by the British. You can thank Hitler for your liberty (The Brits lost most of its colonies during WW2). Oh, and you haven't taken back Pakistan.
I don't know about your navy, but all countries with navies have their own fleet, I don't know why that needs to be said. Anyways I'm willing to bet China, Russia, and the US have bigger fleets.
Pakistan is ranked highest at cricket, espncricinfo.com/rankings/content/current/page/211271.html, plus normal people don't consider cricket a major sport.
Nobody worships your bitches, the smart ones leave India for their education, and have been so sexually repressed and are starving for foreign cock.
Bollywood, kek! Pretty much all movies have a cuck as the main character.
Indian dances are so gay! I don't dance with dudes.
IBM, Adobe, and Microsoft can get cheap codemonkeys in India, those companies pretty much have like 50 offices worldwide.
Nuclear powered nation of retards, does anybody remember Chernobyl?

You're the biggest democracy with a huge economy and military,

>Rank 3 military troops around the globe!
>Best navy in the world, we have our own fleet.

Sure you have a big military, but most of them are conscripts and militia's. Your weaponsystems are out of date, your military branches don't communicate and the higher ups are corrupt(just as the rest of your toilet ass county)

>Inb4 China takes your political system over because of corruptiob
>Inb4 Muslims nuke you

Kek

Nope, Sonic and Knuckles make way more poo than Indians

India won't be a super power for the following reasons.

1) India is one of the most corrupt nations on earth , has a rife corruption culture. Business will not invest.

2) The Indian government is one of the most inept in the planet.

3) people from India are rude, obnoxious and lazy.

China is kicking your ass.

This

techsupport doesnt make you superior you shit

>We are worlds biggest democracy
>still living under a cast system

you are delusional

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i dont really belive that a nation, that dosent even now the correct ussage of sanitary facilities, is in any position to gain world domination

I am indian and i sorta disagree with you OP its going to take a lot of time. Corruption is dragging us down,and like the whitefags say sanitation too.

Muslims control India not Hindus. A Muslim country will forever be plebeian

Modi is cool th0

Youre prolly talking about porkistan

>highly capable technical support embed in each of our brains.
keked

>America is a more powerful democracy
>Your religeon is unpopular and so is your culture
>Art was invented by cavemen
>China and America have a better economy
>Your military rank 3 is false
>Most CEOs of major companies are white jews
>Your tech support is shit because you all seem illiterate (level 3 tech to restart a router)
>Sanskirt isnt older than oogabooga
>Cool fact anout the wars, what about when it was colonized?
>Litteraly every navy has at least one fleet
>Australia destroys india in the cricket
>Most people prefer white girls to indians
>Bollywood makes far less money than hollywood
>Being born on a dance stage is inferior to being born in a hospital, where all mon-3rd world children are born
>Nuclear radiation causes cancer
>All products mentioned are made in america and manufactured in china.

Its time you factcheck yourself you illiterate thirdworld level 1 tech, or are you unable to do that without passing me to a level 2 tech?

>Indians won all the wars against everyone ever in it's entire history.
Britfag here, nope.

>Best navy in the world, we have our own fleet.
Britfag says nope.

>Best cricket team ever kholi will recked u.
Kek, I'm English, so nope.

>Everyone worships our hottest Indian girls.
Haha, a fucking hilarious nope.

>Indians are born in dance stage, best dancers are born here.
Dreaming mate, nope.

>World's best quality products are made here, IBM, adobe, Microsoft you name it.
My favourite laughable nope.

In conclusion, nope, just nope.

war is coming with pakistan pray for us K

I hope it doesnt. It will cause massive destruction.

>>Best cricket team ever kholi will recked u.
>Kek, I'm English, so nope

Exactly how many times has team won any world cups any major tournaments? and this is coming from a south african.

indians cause cancer

>Sanskrit is the oldest language.
Doesn't mean it's good
>best navy in the world
Top lel.

As long as the west and China, Japan and Korea don't get involved it'll be good for the overall population on this globe. Those Indian fucks are breeding way too fast

the people in india are nice and all some of them any way but that country is horrible it needs to be wiped out

>>>Best cricket team ever kholi will recked u.
Your cricket team is good,but that's how far you go.

I live in India Half of india is quite ok at best. Rest is just shit and temples

youtube.com/watch?v=_peUxE_BKcU

When UNICEF says POO IN LOO

Kek

'Superpower' - just like China, if the world stops sending you food then half your population dies.

Best cricketing country is Australia mate. Easy.

Best cricketing country is Australia mate, easy.

I was referring to the last two games against India last year on the 20th and 30th January.

I noticed that India beat South Africa 2 out of the last three, so shut your fucking mouth ballbag.

And all the engineers there are completely useless

England beat you 2 out of the last three cobber, so pull your neck in.

Finally got some form and you start shittalking? Come back when you have some silverware. Also an economy that doesn't depend on doing work cheaper than Western countries want to do it for.

Just so you know back in '07 our team scored 36 in 6 balls,all sixes. So shut up,you autistic britfag.

a shitty gun on black ops 3

I don't kno, you guys seems super scared of Pakistan. Also, China would walk all over you in a minute.

I'm talking historically. Way more population than us and we're still in the top 2/3 any way you cut it. This goes out to the Saffa in the thread too.

Fucking agree I am one myself most study from shit level school and college so they are shitlevel.
But some was pretty smart if they have studied from great colleges

>Finally got some form and you start shittalking?
Coming from a South African? Kek!
Merely pointing out a fact, sorry if it hurt your feels.

Oh you're very wrong there mate,we aint scared of porkis. We like to think logically and statistically unlike porkifags who keeps babbling about nuking us.

We did something as a one off - great work.

'07?
That's fucking hilarious, have you done it since?
How about anything good?
No? Then fuck off.

I'm Aussie mate.

they won the world fucking cup mate, twice.

your team?

>you guys seems super scared of Pakistan
Kek, how did you reach that conclusion?

youtube.com/watch?v=ZDlTolsPpec

Just for you.

Won the world cup in '11.

Also you specifically claimed 'Best Cricket Team ever'

do you know how to tag you autistic sandnigger?

>I'm talking historically.
You would have to be mate.

Feeling hurt, pajeet?

you wish I was a sandnigger like you, dont you?

You have me confused with the Indian bloke fuckwit. I didn't claim that at all, I just pointed out that we beat them the last two times we played them, you guys are fucking stupid.

At least I don't have to shit in the streets like you.

you are cringey, I wonder why you have no friends irl

Reeled you guys right in, grow a fucking skin mate, it'll keep your blood pressure down.

We don't always have to shit on the streets
Fucking dumass

Get me some curry you dirty stinking cunt.

So I did. Apologies.

We never have to shit on the streets. Whitefags

>lying on the internet

Kumar pls

>you are cringey, I wonder why you have no friends irl
Kek, you really called it, wow are you psychic?
What are the winning lottery numbers for next week mystic Meg?

Nice samefag, bollywood.

Quads!
Apology must be accepted, so I do, the Gods of Numerology bless you!

dafuq are you talking about bruh? as of today the team SA is miles ahead of your stupid unorganized mess. You guys couldn't even retain the single most glorious player of this era, Kevin Peterson when he could have actually won you world cup. Learn to sort your shit out mate.

Lets take a moment and appreciate them quads

and yet you still run from toilet witches

Sandeep I need you to get off your ass and have the DBA restart the server you curry shitting bastard.

>designated

Im actually Indian too kek, was just having fun m8

>calls samefag for random crap
Proof that white people are retarded due to non arranged marriage in-breeding

>Learn to sort your shit out mate.
Sorry mate, I'm not actually in charge of the team selection, but thanks for playing!
Tell them what he would have won Gerry!
"He could have won a fuck given but sadly goes home empty-headed!"
Thank you, come again!

Any chance u can send over moar women like this to North America also real question do u have any women that look like this (also moar is welcome of her if any one has seen her posted on Cred Forums few times

>talking to yourself

The state of curryniggers. How sad can you be? Now go and blow Shah Rukh Khan or whatever that fag's name is.

>top 3 economy in the world
sure, France, UK and Deutchland are bigger economies with just 60-80 million people. India is a shithole not even worth mentioning on a global scale

>so you accept that your team AND your selectors are shit-tier?

I got my answers
good good good

dont make me come over there and start punching cows

>support power
mfw

Why are you so obsessed with people talking to themselves?
>And actually remember dude's name while being a foreign cuck.
Whose the faggot, you or srk?

Whose that?

Only a loser like you would resort to samefagging.

What does my nationality have to do with remembering some third-rate actor? Nothing.

Now here, watch this and chill out.
youtube.com/watch?v=ex81hkEL3vM

10/10 tits

>third-rate actor?

timesofindia.indiatimes.com/entertainment/hindi/bollywood/news/Shah-Rukh-Khan-second-richest-actor-10-richest-actors/articleshow/35431720.cms

you dont have to be from that shithole to know who that is kid

Agreed.
But it isn't a question you asked, you suggested I alone was responsible, in the same way I hold you responsible for Apartheid.
See how retarded that is?

>still obsessed with samefagging
>third rate actor

theguardian.com/film/2014/may/21/bollywood-shah-rukh-khan-actor

I hate him and his movies, but TOP KEK

thq m8

>May 2014

Come on, at least TRY with your replies.

abcnewspoint.com/top-10-list-of-richest-actors-in-the-world-in-2015/

pls 4give and 4get