Make a magic card

Make a magic card

Dubs chooses the art.

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Ayyyy

So that name is pretty empty. Roll dubs to choose it.

Git Gud

Reroll

Who wasted your trips?

too much praising

Milk of Rasputin

rawl

Damn.
Reroll

ruul

1more

Bulimic Knight

BY OUR POWERS COMBINED

Ooze of the Soul

Mom's Spaghetti

Surprisingly relevant

THUNDER, THUNDER, THUNDERCATS (reroll for git gud)

Estus Soup

Reroll

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Roll.

Reroll

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rawlin

Hugh mungus

Fuck off YUgi
You stopped being relevant when we all turned 11

Winner, not fives though.

Checked.

Choose the type:
Land
Artifact
Creature
Instant
Sorcery

You can mix them together however you like, except for Instant. Also any subtype you like. You can also prefix it with Legendary.

Legendary creature - human spirit knight

Creature - Feminist

Rolling

Legendary creature - Human Gamer

Land - Locus

rolling for this

Tribal Enchantment - knight

Roll

Why are you a faggot?

I second this comment

You really like those tribals I guess. I don't really understand how they're supposed to work.

Choose the cost next. You can choose any number and combination of colorless, generic and colored mana. Valid colors are Red Blue Green White and Black.

Purple

Green Black three colorless

2WU

Re-roll !

Wheh.

Time for the rules text.

3(W/B)(W/B)

Two split colors

rawl

>2WU
>U

???

Shorthand for blue, since black is taken.

When ~ enters the battlefield, create two 2/2 white knight creature token.
White creatures you control get +1 +2.

Should probably incorporate something from blue.

If you would lose the game, instead you win the game.
Flash.

That's broken as fuck. At least remove flash.

Instant- All cards become Bulimic Knight. Throw all cards in a tub of hot dog water except the actual Bulimic Knight. You and your opponent may choose to cry.

Can't argue with the digits, though it seem somewhat over powered for only a 4 cost card.

Maybe if you get trips.

Roll on artist names, boarder color and rarity for fun.

We should probably move on to the next card.

Right roll for image of next card or any of the above stuff.

At the beginning of each combat you may take a shot and vomit onto the battlefield.

Each knight creature you control gains activated and static abilities of each permanent your vomit touched. You lose 1 life for each knight you control.

Explain pls?

When ~ ETB, destroy all creatures. Knites you control gain vigilance.

Artist- Drunk Step Dad

Re roll

Titty McDickson

Common.

Rarity, uncommon. Don't want it appearing in draft to often.

Roll

So instead of writing out longhand names of colors when talking about magic, people usually shorten it to something like G (for green) and so on. So you can write 1W to mean one generic mana and one white mana for a cost.

Since black and blue both start with b, the community eventually choose to have U be blue and B be black.

Masterpiece.
Artist- Mario

"HHRRLLRRGHLGHL"
Rare
Art - Shiggy Diggy

Oh yeah huh, fuck me, I didn't think of that

Rare.
Artist - Trump

Reroll, checkum

Or just move onto another card, this one's a bust.

Should we make a new thread, or stay here?

Bob Ross

"What goes down, must come up."

Good enough.

Let's stay here, we have enough image space.

So roll for the next cards image!

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Rollin

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Roll for next image

Creepy diver thing from Furi

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Goddamn. Check'd.

Check'd

discomfort doge it is

Mama's apple pie

>quads
Alright, this card needs a name.

Redditor at Cred Forums meetup.

Diarrhea Nightmare

Pre rolling for this to be the flavor text

Peanut Butter Fiend

Butt Frustrator

I POOPED!

20 lbs of pig skeet

God save the Queen.

Doghenna of Discomfort

Seconded for Discomfort Doge

Winrar

>Cred Forums meetup
You could probably slice the cringe with a knife.

Works for me.

So how much will this cost?

2BR

Three Black/Red hybrid mana.

Artist-Judge Joe Brown

4 phyrexian black mana.

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WUBRG1/2

0 mana.

Reroll

1 (W/R)(W/R)
Hybrid mana.

Reroll

RRRGGG

Madman

2BWU

BGRWU

16 generic mana.
Just cause Emrakul is to easy to cast.

G

WUG1/2

5 Energy

Go

WRU
I need a fun jeskai commander.

DUBS CHECKEM

WB

(R/B) (R/B) (R/B)

Fucking finally.

Rolling for this

GGRR

Winrar

I made it brown boardered, change it with dubs if you want.

>911x517
Coincidence? I think not.

Ha, you play homebrew with people?

Winrar!

Choose the types see on how to do that.

Rolling for silver border. Let's unhinge and unglue this bitch.

Target player loses 3 life. Place three -1/-1 counters, divided as you chose, among any number of target creatures. If your opponent has a creature that cannot be target, fuck that nigger, the creature gets double counters.

Ledgendary creature - doge

Rerolling. Also, Instant.

Roll'nnnnn

>how much will it cost?
>artist

Had a good kek

Instant - Arcane

The most parasitic mechanic ever printed.

Rolling for this to be a creature ability

>fuck that nigger, the creature gets double counters.
Why not, you get to divide them as you choose on target player's creatures? There's not much other than a single white enchantment that protects a player from that.

Artifact - equiptment

Planeswalker

O fug :D

I mean I wouldn't be caught wearing this as an equipment. Maybe you can equip your opponents creatures.

Instant

Look at your opponents hand. Once finished, your opponent now looks at your hand. Join forces with opponent and tag team your dad.

Right roll for rules text.

Rolling for this guys ability because fuck shroud.

And hexproof.

Equip 1
Equipded creature has deathtouch and lifelink.

Equip to target creature

Whenever your opponent begins their turn you may sit behind them.

Whenever your opponent plays a land card you must make increasingly lewd sexual advances

Indestructible.
You may equip Doghenna of Discomfort to Target Player. That player must accept a wedgie from this card's owner during his upkeep or automatically lose the game. As long as Doghenna of Discomfort is equipped to that player, that player's life total can never be above 20.

Equip 5
Equipped creature has +3 +2 and gains menace.

If trips get, card is 'bury target player'

If quads get, the card is 'affordable care act-- each player pays all their mana to ACA each round. each round, player who pays lowest amount is euthanized'

Once equipped, this card turns into Bulimic Knight

Draw 2 cards

rolling for this because fuck, funny

Rolling for either. They're both good.

Equipped creature gets 3 diarreia counters. At the beginning of your upkeep remove a counter. Once there are no counters on creature it is exiled and equip this for free on target creature, ignoring hexproof and shroud.

Winnnnrraarrr

Equip 0
Equipped creature gains banding, phasing and nonbasic landwalk.

Equip cost 4 to make it applicable.

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Darn I was in the middle of writing Anyway it's been a good night but I have to sleep. If anyone wants to pick up, make it easy on yourself and download magic set editor.

Seconded

Could someone explain the interaction between selvala and panglacial warm?

Right it does need an equip cost.

Night op

Someone pick this up, copy/paste OPs rules too. Threads are actually not cancer and are kinda fun.

We play by OP's rules.

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Not even dubs wtf

New dungeon master broke the rules. He didn't even wait for dubs. I cri errytime

i just uploaded the nutshack theme but every noun is replaced with the nutshack theme but 10 hours
youtube.com/watch?v=566mXMdZBn4

Nigger probably thought thread was kill.

ROll

>Implying thread isn't dead.
Died with OP.