Waifu claiming thread

>Age
Older than most of the people in /waifu/
>Been hurt
Not in combat. For my work, we tend to stay out of where we can be fired at, or are very careful about it if we are in range. I was warned once we might have been targeted, but I think the guy was just being overreactive and jumping to conclusions.

Makoto, I'm going to dinner now, so you think about what it means to be respectable while I'm gone.

still here

It's a very odd film, I also recommend The Lobster, and High Rise, even Funny Games. Some more very weird weird films

What films are you into?

And that's a bummer, hope you fix said mod, but awesome!

And hell yea, lava lamps are the sht, I want one now lmao

awesome!

tag?

Alrighty then, nice to meet you.
Enjoy your dinner.

Any particular reason? Trouble getting to sleep?

I am totally respectable, I don't know what you're on about Booki!

It's hard to keep my eyes open

Makoto a sloot.

sure, we can go with that.

having tits must feel amazing.

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wewew

Heyo friendo

THAT'S IT, YOU'RE LOSING OUT ON YOUR CAMEL PRIVILEGES!

>>>/sleep/

no doubt, big squishy ones tho

hello hanako. how are you?

You can't tell me what to do, dad!

Feeling much better. Just relaxing and playing League right now, but I'm tired af.

that's good to hear. you should probably sleep after you finish your current game.

I like things like Sci-fi or the Superhero stuff, and sometimes comedy as well.

I hope so as well.

Did you ever have any of your own? and how many?

A tag is what i call a reply for the sole purpose of getting the attention of another.

Mostly roommates.

I like films like that too!

Any lava lamps? as a kid I had one, but it was a glitter one? still relaxing though. But I want one of the proper lava goo ones

and all good, so you mean to name the person next to the message when going from one thread to another

Best start belivin since she's with me

THAT'S IT, GO TO YOUR ROOM! YOU'RE NOT GETTING DINNER TONIGHT!

Duct tape and rope would probably help the situation.

Yeah, their pretty fun.

A glitter lava lamp? i've actually never heard of that before, what does it look like?

also speaking of stuff like that did you ever collect things when you were younger?

Yeah, kinda like a kind tap on the shoulder i suppose.
Either you have a phony just like yourself or you must be jestin!

NUIIIIIIIIII

Which user are you again? i don't recognize your girl there. but how are you doing?

And now we add arson to the list. Social campaigns can get brutal.

100% real Nui here. You must be the one not bein truthful.

Oh funny that, well, they look like a normal lava lamp, still colored water etc, but instead of the cool goo clumps floating around, it just have a lot of hexagonal pieces of glitter, but like the size of sequins. So it would make really cool light shows on my walls. Mine was purple.

And Yea! I mean I still collect things, I feel it's human nature to collect things. But when I was young I was really into Pokemon, so collected lil figurines and the cards. Also lego, loved me some lego!

What did you collect?

hello~

hello mumei

Mumei/antidote nurse
I miss nonon but Nui is a cute as well maybe even more so cause she cray.. crazy is hot imo.
sup rory how u do

DADDY PLEASE NO THAT'S NOT FAIR

Tired because I didn't sleep last night. I really think sleep is a good idea...

>But I don't want sleep
>I want fun!

I didn't get enough sleep last night, which resulted in me napping during the day, meaning now I'm up past 2am right now. ugh.

yeah I know the feeling. it's hard to want to sleep when you have threads to post in.

hello

Kyoo~

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How are you and have you been posting all day? Is it late where you live rn?
Guess we gettin pretty lewd eh~
I don't know much about your anime but I dig the sword shit ;)
Cool penguin it reminds me of pu from YuYuHakusho

Who has time for sleep when you've got things to do, places to be and qtpies to meet? ',: ^)

>very beautiful trips

That's nonsense! clearly i am the one who speaks the truth, jester!
Not sure what you mean, something like this?
i.imgur.com/v4xSLxC.jpg
I must say it looks amazing, like staring into universe!

Ah, pokemon is nice! which game and poke is your favorite?

As i said stuff like Lava lamps or pretty decorations
Oh, so we haven't spoke before? Nonon is cute as well, but everything about Nui is too perfect.

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exactly! there's way too much to do, even if all you're doing is doing nothing.

>thanks. 777 is my number.

Im fine. Little hungry but fine.

thanks! I really enjoyed it, maybe you could see for yourself if you'd like it

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yuno
its 2 am yes

Do you have Discord or Telegram? You seem like nice guy to talk to.

Satsuki-chan~

sorry...just wanted to post dif pics for a change, hope they arent too lewd for you

Oh, sort of like that, but mine was slimmer, and the glitter pieces were bigger and silver so they were like lil mirrors reflecting the light into a dance on my walls all glazed in a purple hue, so yea, kind of like staring into space or being under the oceans water! Amazing from a kids point of view!

And yea, pokemon, couldnt get enough of it!
I'm definitely a Kanto kid, pokemon red was my first one I ever got. But I love pokemon leaf green, was so happy when those renditions came out! But I've played a lot of them, but stopped at pokemon pearl.
My favorite pokemon is Marowak
But my favorite type is Ghost

What are yours?

And oh right, that's pretty cool, what type of pretty decorations?

yeah, my discord is Cup#1258

I'll warn you though, I am insanely boring.

Nope, we're married and everything. The jest is purely coming from you.

That's fine by me! Always glad to have a new friend! ^_^

good point

Yessss I like her last uniform the most :3
Dang 2 posts away.. and no this is the first time i've seen you actually
that's cool I just went and got chickin nuggies for my little cousin
What's your waifus name?
well this is the first time i've talked to you but i think your posts are A1 :3

The Nudist Beach? Or her 3rd Regalia?

It's Akame, from akame ga kill. By the way I thought that kabaneri was incredible

I have half a subway and a bag of doritos. But Im out of money.

A1?

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Are you a Anonon or a Satsuki claimer?
Woah, that sounds beautiful!

I liked most of the pokemon games in diffrent ways tbh.

My favorite pokemon would be Clefairy and my favorite type would be Psychic.

Well i forget what it was called and google isn't giving anything but i had a few DC Character lamps that would move around and put the pictures on the wall, i also had a lot of stuff from Christmas, like a cute color changing snowman, and a few other things i can't remember atm but that's what i had.
Nonsense! i am the one who's married to Nui and you can't prove me wrong!
Oh, well what kind of stuff interests you?

33 is my favorite number. That sounds good I prefer Jimmy Johns though. and what your pockets may lack in cash your waifu makes up for in class bb
You know I can always count on your waifu to convey the emotion of the thread like a nice sauce that makes the meal could be any kind really.. Sweet Baby Rays mmmm
dude 3rd regalia that little black heart are you joking me rn.. uhnff
checked.. that show is on adult swim now but only the first two episodes so far so I should get to it :3
i think my friend may have shown me this anime i can't do the spoiler thing here so is it the one where the bitch gets her arm taken off and has a gun replace it?
wow close again xD
bb your waifu is very wholesome aint no such thing as too lewd
wish i could get my antidote nurse all kawaii nudi
uhnnffff

Tomoko
Sorry late reply
Next one will even be later gotta walk doggo

Hiya!

I wanna run my hand down her waist and onto her thighs. Tracing her curves.

I like weapons particularly pistols, I like nature and rain. People are meh but I like people watching. How about urself?
-mumei

Nope, I'm her husband, she's my wife, and we're snuggled up in bed right now. Just the facts. The facts to oppose your lies.

Twas definitely a beautiful wonder!

And awesome, me too, they all had their unique appeals! And clefairy is cool! Do you like how it's now ACTUALLY fairy type? haha
And psychic is another awesome typing!

Those lamps sound really cool, like mini projectors! And christmas decorations are really neat too, how intricate they can be, and how unique and rare they are that we only pull them out for a small time each year!

She's wholesome? haha what do you mean?
but glad you dont think it's too lewd
hope you find what you're looking for with your waifu!

not true at all

yup that's the one

um ok thanks i think
i will wait

whoops i did not realize there was a hanako...

Beepity boops

Rory you didn't aaaanswer my queeeestion, you smug!

>Suika back

Hi! how's it going, Anonon?
Weapons are really neat, i prefer the WWII kind of weapons.

What do you mean by people watching?

As for myself i love music, mostly vidya or orchestra and i like vidya,i also like cute or pretty things.
>Pics or it didn't happen

Either way you're a liar though!
I can't imagine!

Yeah, i find that to be a great plus for Clefairy!

Pretty much so! and for chirstmas stuff i used to keep some of them out in my room regardless of the date.

sup
More kawaii
What anime is your waifu from? Lol maybe ill just ask my artist friend about it.
and I mean that she's a cutie and she would also be able to cook a good steak dinner maybe medium rare w/ some sweet baby rays
cool I don't know how many seasons it has but I'll get there. Also yeah sucks it was a short series and couldn't be kill la kill length yano?
how far did you get?
the devil was almost just in this bitch xD

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what now?

If you think it really matters

Seeing as Fairy is in its name haha

And nice, that's seems like a pretty cool idea, a date of time shouldn't hinder the things we find beautiful!

Highschool DxD is where she hails. Aw, she certainly is 'wholesome' then by that meaning, thanks!
And hopefully your artist friend pulls through!

I watched all of them. And akame ga kill is the same amount of episodes as kill la kill

Yeah there are some dope WWII weapons me and my friend were talking about I had a Mosin but sold it, I like the Thompson most.
And I mean reactions like loiter squad or andy milanokis type shit.. priceless.
Music is cool i mainly dig stuff like tycho or phase but getting high and listening to orchestra is always a good time :3
-mumei

Claim

Alright, I'm sore all over. How about you?

I'll try!

Oh it's absolutely true. And we're gonna drift off to sleep together soon too.

All over? Even your nani?

Anywey, I regret to announce my departure, as I am off to sleepy land, already stayed up past when I should have gone to bed, have to get up early for work in the morrow, so nice chat, will see you tomorrow I hope, take care!

I'm feeling rather sleepy now so i might fall asleep.
Very true, only your mood should effect on what you do with things like that.
Ah, mine would be that or the mp40.

Ah, i find things lie orchestra relaxing.
Aw, sorry to hear that, nothing bad right?
Nonsense, she'll sleep with me and me only, you phony!

Ah, what a coincidence, see ya!

heh you and I both! anyway, hope you sleep tight! See you soon!

Ok well night qt :3
mp40s are crazy expensive now to have one would be a dream.
idek honestly i apologize.
Cool in all honestly i don't think i have enough an attention span for Cred Forums or anything other than Cred Forums. xD
I'll check it out though, have you watched Urusei Yatsura?
Oh well awesome, what made you choose your waifu?
Pls for mine and your sake keep the 3rd regalia

Clayton

Blayton Blood.

oh ok then

W-what's that supposed to mean!?

Nope, just a fun day of hiking and going to the beach with friends

But the life fibers are gone

hello whoa re you

i kinda do... dont want to confuse people not using ns/step on toes/etc
i'll just switch to emi since the old emi died or something

She's very caring, modest, devoted and super cute obviously. I'm gonna have to call it a night here, I'll try to get an hour of sleep before my workday. I hope we'll meet again soon

goodnight everyone

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Yours Truly,

Hillary Clinton

just a 2d waifu. Either Antidote Nurse or Mumei depending on how I feel. Who are you dear friend?
Uhmm may i ask why your desk is facing a different direction? The taste in tupperware is cute though.
Hey with that body she doesn't need them much kawaii you've earned yourself a certain lewd nurse.
Follow up with the gas being pumped please

when i find one of course
- i o u

its lunch people move them around

>depending on how I feel

Oh so they eat lunch in class than eh? That's cool though it's always nice to appreciate a good view imo.
Time for sleep I'm out w/ my dubs see yall tomorrow er sumthine.

ok sleep well

is that breaking some kind of rule?
either way im going to sleep with or without dubs.

back from doggo walking
good day everyone
any plans for the sunday?

Woohoo!

I'll remember it!

i dont know yuno is worlds today?

im about to rewatch TSM vs Splyce
perhaps after that RNG vs samsung if im feeling up to it
and yea i do think there are some live games but im not watching them becuase of school tomorrow

im sci
nice to meet you, you

ill watch it with you. you on stream?

you bet
paused on the start of champ select
waiting on ya

Eeek! A fat cockroach scuttled in my house when I opened the door! Gotta go catch it! EWW

Ohayou /waifu/

only solution is moving
it probably laid some eggs
cant live in that house anymore

err yeah have fun

Fire.
Hello Alice

Get bug spray. I did that today, got 2 of the fuckers.

Hello Syndra, and how are you this afternoon? Sleep well?

I'm happy you feel this way

What question?

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What way? Also
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Yyes, better than usual.
Im fine, going back to dorms.
What about you? Any plans for today?

>What way
HUGS

:^)

Finally caught it and threw it and the container holding it out.
>hear the noises it made when it bumped against the container
>it tried to run into the the kitchen cabinets

This is why I keep my house clean and full of house spiders. No moths, ants, roaches, flies in my house.

you better cut this smug out
>house spiders
no thank you
just burn your house already it isnt worth

You should have kept it as a pet

Don't have bug problems at home. This is at work. Got tired of chasing them off, too much of a wimp to try stepping on them, so I got bug spray from the 7-11.
>Pic related, one of the fuckers I got today
The picture doesn't do it justice as to how big it actually is.

>Makoto

I'm glad to hear you're doing so well! You were out and about today?
I'm kind of beat, I didn't sleep very well
Plans for today include: thinking I should do homework and remembering I can't because I don't have the software, watching anime, playing vidya and talking to my lovely /waifu/ friends.
W-what? Baka! I-it's not like I want your hugs or anything..

i remember when i was a kid and i stepped on cockroaches all the time. i cant stand the squelch anymore though makes me cringe

They're just harmless daddylonglegs. I play with them sometimes.

>keeping roaches as pets
If I didn't like the ottomans,what made you think I would like roaches?

Oh boy, that's a big one.... For you.
>seen huge roaches that fly
AAAAAH!

it looks fucking huge
those are okay as long as they stay the fuck away from me
man you are a sicko

Best type moon claimed

Oh you have no idea with what I have to deal with.

>spiders
>plays with them sometimes
Are you the Antichrist?

What!? They're all funny looking with their dangly legs and clumsy movement. They literally can't bite you either because of how small their fangs are. They take care of pests for you.

Umi claimed.

What's up my dudes.

>late claim

The ceiling.

I'm not sorry

>arachnids
Everything you say is made moot by this fact

No, i havent had the chance to do anything today.
Literally everything that moves?

you know you are a weirdo
did you know spiders werent actually supposed to be on this earth but they all came through a portal from the depths of hell
you are playing with demons
hey umi
im watching the tsm game atm
yourself?

Taking pictures of Turks now are you?

I swear to fucking god which fuck did this

Chilling watching youtube. If TSM lost again I will flip.

You should be gitting gud at Wargame.

it wasn't me, it was that guy over there!

Oh. I thought you were out don't stuff. My mistake

its just over
wanna know who won?

But im lazy

But tarantulas are cute to play with! Just don't piss them off or it'll be really itchy for you.

Kek. But not all demons are pure evil.

Oh god, I don't even wanna know.

>Fly
This one tried, but I already hit it. It was doomed.

It is.

I don't think I want to.

AYYYY EMU!
>Fucking kek

>Finished Macross Delta
>BEST GIRL WON
AYYYYYYYY!

It's like you're trying to make me burn Australia down. Also my house because house spiders

it was a shitty house even found a scorpion in the house once

Pretty much
I did ride through a pod of roos, peel a spider off my bike and get a snail half the size of my foot off my boot tonight in the last 20 minutes.
Pic related
Australian tarantula family

I don't believe you. It was you wasn't it.

Just give me the bad news doc you can tell me.

Heyo Makoto how is it going. Never saw macross delta but I heard about it a few times. any good?

Also
Because I forgot

You all know what time it is

Lets Nightcap Rory!

Rules
>rolling between 1 and 09
>anything over 12 is an instant fail
>10 is also now a failure
>rerolls allowed and encouraged
Exceptions
Dubs - you choose the drink
Trips - two drinks. Mix and match.
Quads - one of all. Just fuck my life up.

Don't! They're helpful and cute! Only some are pure evil like wandering spiders.

>you hear the sound of it's wings flap
GROSS GET IT AWAY!

That's a mean one. I'm talking about the nicer ones.

07!

>Scorpion
Just do what Yuno said, burn it down.

SHOO SHOO SHOO!

My fog light still won't fucking work. But yes, other than that it's going pretty well.
I liked it immensely. Some things are a bit predictable if you've seen previous Macross series. The end was a tad underwhelming, but good overall.

GIVE ME THAT FUCKING 7!

damn i was too late

You can't prove it was me

They're all pie evil in my books.
>nice 05

idk about that
i cant imagine beasts looking like that, that isnt evil
im suprised you didnt just kys on the spot
i know i would
boy am i glad roaches arent here in insect form in the netherlands
alright i will
you gonna need to sit down for this its gonna hit you hard
tsm
won
TSM BOIIIIS

>We both missed the 7
WAIT, THE IN BETWEEN OF 05 AND 08 IS 06.5! ROUND THAT UP AND IT'S 7!

05 it is. Stand by for my rolling and confirmation of drink.
But mean it is. These are nasty asf.
Check that shit out. Not an 07, not a get. You're slipping.
Nope. 05 wins it.

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How about insects? What about them? They aren't evil.

5 it is

>let me show you the ornate dress of my people
Kyoooote!

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Anomaly?