S/fur

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And here I thought it was updated, it just looks better.

I'm gone for like a month and I miss out on this thing. Fugg.

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The version number at the lower right will tell you everything.

I've literally never heard of you.

Can I b n it

Very funny Veers

:S

Laughter is the best medicine.

No fuck off I literally only have like 3 days left to live.

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Well it's not like I going to pay attention to it without you pointing it out to me regardless.
Indeed. Remember that when your appendix bursts next week.

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Jesus Christ fine

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Well you can't have slaughter without laughter.

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Of course, what do you think I do whenever I get into a one sided fight? Especially when drunk.

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Be pic related?

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Alex placed me in charge of managing the collages after he dies so just ask me in a few days and i'll put you in

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Well I don't ruin "everything" just their face or reputation.
Some random user?

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Krystal overexposure engaged.

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You only get one shot to be this generation's Gavrilo Princip. Would you capture it? Or just let it slip...

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Of course. I'd love to, but I live in an irrelevant oversized pacific island nation.

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dont do it alex

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Sneak home and pray you'll never know,
the hell where youth and laughter go.

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dumbass

wb

k

Thanks.

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Nice display.

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fuck you

That sloth ugly af btw

coot :3

The simple pleasures in life are the best.

I like it, god damn it. You're like the fourth person to say that.

he just has low standards. hes short ugly and a ginger

the sloth is okay

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u have shitty taste

deal w/ it

Charming ain't ya.
Of course. Simple pleasures such as booze, cigars and furry porn are great.
You're cuter though ;)

I'm not a ginger, dumbfuck.

Thank you.

Shut the fuck up, Alex. Go put a bullet in your skull already.
I'm just kidding, I love you.

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aww, that's creepy :P

why are people so autistic they have to shop krystal onto everything

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That's exactly what a soulless vampire strawberry blonde would say.
Ain't it just.

I'm more worried about her eye. She looks like she had a fucking stroke.

Soulless? Possibly. Vampire? Definitely. Strawberry blonde? I fucking wish.

I like coot stuff :3

You should know by now that it doesn't matter what other people say or think - But rather that you are happy with what you do or like.

If I cared about people's opinions I wouldn't have been hoarding Krystal pics for the better part of 3 years.

the same reason your mom needs to constantly guzzle cum you fucking sperglord piece of shit go fuck yourself nigger

I like gothsloth.

Patriotism and poison gas, too.

The test results came back, it is indeed ugly.

So you're more ranga then?
Naturally of course.

I will never understand you, Alex. Occasionally you say something very wise, yet you immediately turn around and say something that an edgy 15 year old would say.

Thank you.

But that's part of his charm, is it not?

hnnnng~

I don't know why I like that picture so much :3

LIAR
youtube.com/watch?v=d5HXQ2e4yVA

Uh, sure?

Yep. It's amusing.

How far has it gone

>I'm not a ginger, dumbfuck.
>he doesn't even object to the other two
makes you think

>the same reason your mom needs to constantly guzzle cum you fucking sperglord piece of shit go fuck yourself nigger
you know alex i always considered you one of the sane people in s/fur.

Not really because it's true.

Because it's hot as fuck?
So you admit to be somewhat orange in hair colour! gotcha!

cum guzzling sounds fun tbh

Not as far as you.

But then again I haven't scoured e621 /Krystal in a very long time, and I actually only save decent pics.

Alos I run PNGOptimise and Visipics.

No, I have no idea what you're talking about.
However, my brown hair does have a reddish sheen in the sunlight, and I do have green eyes. Not quite a ginger as much as I wish I was.

As I do you mein Freund.

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But where would we be without a folder full of goodies like this?

Well considering some of the content you post, that's debateable.
Ah, similar to my beard then. Which is different from my regular hair.

I guess :P

Maybe the alcohol is getting to me too...

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i mean you could fix your looks if you werent autistic and did not insist on looking like a tranny

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Kek, I'm probably one of the least autistic people here. I just like to act like a jackass. And I most definitely do not like like a tranny.

The median quality level for Krystal stuff happens to be autistically low, thanks to sperglord downy 11 year olds on deviantart and FA shitting it up.

I'm grateful that I've managed to amass as much as I have, even if it does look low-quality in comparison to all other furry art.

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>I'm probably one of the least autistic people here

Found the autist.

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>Kek, I'm probably one of the least autistic people here
your literally named after a mlp character

Lapres pics have been my absolute favourite.

Truly the gold standard of Krystal pics.

FluffKevlar and Moltsi come close.

You may be one of the least, but you're still autistic buddy.
Fair enough, at least you have a good assortment to pick from for your waifu.

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Nope. My friend is though. I'm going over to his house tomorrow. Though it's really just to see his cousin because I have a huge crush on him.

And? That means fuck all because I can function better than most people here. I just choose not to because I'm a lazy cunt. Severe depression doesn't help.

Nah, not really. It's extremely introverted.

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1. I have no waifu
2.
>dash
>least autistic

kek

i just uploaded the nutshack theme but every noun is replaced with the nutshack theme but 10 hours
youtube.com/watch?v=566mXMdZBn4

Uh oh...

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Ahem. *I'm* not the one who types shit like this.

On the scale of autism here dude. I mean I can't be fucked actually sorting that scale but he's on the lower half. You on the other half are high up the scale.

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Is the cousin also autistic?

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Is that the last one in the set?

oh my god i remember seeing this that day

Hey I've had that fantasy.

But never have I once claimed Krystal as waifu.

You however have some no-name slut whore as waifu

Is that a logarithmic or linear scale?

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Last I have. Might be like 2 more

>Severe depression doesn't help.
get over it cunt

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I was thinking logarithmic at first. But the linear scale is easier to comprehend in my current state of mind.

No. He is a 4channer though. He's really into programming and goes to Cred Forums sometimes, and is a literal /fa/ggot... I think.

Yeah, and I'm the one getting called autistic.

I'm sorry.

As a joke, sure. But that's just my kind of humor.

Thanks.

Go fuck yourself Veers

We don't have to go back in time do we? I mean it was fun, yeah.

No you're not.

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It sounds like you should find out if he's a fag or not before you go making any moves there.

You're right, I'm not sorry.

>linear scale is easier to comprehend

3 years of electronics engineering education is what you need my good friend

i'm not really paying attention to who says what

go then

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Speaking of Cred Forums, Yttrium got doxed about 3 years back - His name is Alex.

I don't have the math skills for that I'm afraid. 3 shitty math teachers in a row for high school ruined that for me. Can barely comprehend simple calculus and trig. Which is why I can't get into my main hobby of astronomy as a career.

Nah, Stalin said NOT ONE STEP BACK

I'm pretty sure he's at least bi. I've only seen him twice, and I made a good number of gay jokes as well as joking about crossdressing. He responded well to them. Also, he just looks like a little fuckboy because he's so slim and wears slim clothes to match. I hate that I'm in love with him.

Is that why he doesn't show up anymore?

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Hey Gerald.

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Why are you in love with him if you've only met him twice? Or is it mostly his body?

Greetings Mer Dash.

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Because he's more like me than anyone else I've ever met. I don't know. His personality and interests are very similar. I fell in love with him the day I met him back in April.

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hes the only person who doent retch at the sight of his "face"

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anyone know the comics name that was here yesterday? I didnt save it

It's not about math skills. It's about instinct and experience.

Once you have visually seen enough log scales, or used a slide rule enough, you'll learn to appreciate log scales a lot more.

Yeah you don't want to be put into Gulag for 500 million years

That's wrong tho because no one does

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Ay lmoa time top stop edging
These threads always gets into these depressing conversations

is that why you never post it

He still showed up a lot after he got doxed.

Try asking in gfur.

Yankee doodle went to thread riding on a pony

Stuck a cock in his mare and called it macaroni

So are you gonna fug?

Even so. I wouldn't be able to keep up with all that sort of work anyhow. I'm just going to stick to teaching english as a second language. Use it to travel overseas. And do some casual astronomy shit on the side.

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Gas! Gas! Quick, boys! An ecstasy of fumbling,
fitting the clumsy helmets just in time;
But someone still was yelling out and stumbling,
and floundering like a man in fire or lime.
Dim, through the misty panes and thick green light,
as under a green sea, I saw him drowning.
In all my dreams, before my helpless sight,
He plunges at me, guttering, choking, drowning.
If in some smothering dreams you too could pace,
behind the wagon that we flung him in,
and watch the white eyes writhing in his face,
his hanging face, like a devil's sick of sin;
If you could hear, at every jolt, the blood
come gargling from the froth-corrupted lungs,
obscene as cancer, bitter as the cud,
of vile, incurable sores on innocent tongues.

No because I still post my face.

Nah, I don't care that much.

God, I hope so. I've fantasized about it nearly every night.

A pone thread would be nice.

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Faggot

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I think teaching English as a first language is a lot easier than as a second language, unless you can speak the students' first language as well.

Smokey hangs out on 8ch last time I checked (ie; 2014). Perhaps uprising some chickun thread on their Cred Forums.

If you fuck him you should tell us how it goes.

Sure.

No seriously why aren't i in this?

bump for saving

a little bump so I can save stuff once my computer decides to let me.

>tfw nabbed someone's MEGA of rule 34
>All of sunshines work from the end of 2015 was in it.
>tfw deleted it because not a furry
I regret it because I should've kept it. Anyone have a megaupload they wanna share?

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bymp

reminds me of the cutscenes in the creepy Alice in Wonderland games