Ask the "The Magic Conch Shell™" anything
>the shell knows all
>no ones wisdom or knowledge is greater than the conch
>the conch's word is final "THE SHELL HAS SPOKEN"
singles: aren't worth the conch's time
dubs: will be answered
Ask the "The Magic Conch Shell™" anything
Landon Lewis
James Richardson
Am I gay
Ayden Hill
is op a fag
Josiah Murphy
will I ever get married?
Evan Ortiz
Will i manage to beat the Sabbat Bishop today?
Logan Davis
I'm a fat, early 20's, jobless male who still lives with their parents. Will I ever get laid?
Grayson Fisher
Rolling.
Jaxon Nelson
magic conch when will my peeps grow to the size of the eiffel?
Dominic Rivera
Is there any meaning to life?
Kevin Thompson
Shit post.
Luke Martinez
Should I quit my job? I have no job to fall back on but I can't stand where I am right now.
Parker Russell
Do you think she'll call back?
Nathaniel Edwards
Will I ever leave this god forsaken website?
Levi Murphy
Who will win this election?
Angel Walker
Can I have something to eat?
Mason Howard
Should i go to work tomorrow
Connor Diaz
Should we take Bikini Bottom AND PUSH IT SOMEWHERE ELSE!??
Jackson Garcia
Is it going to get any better than this, or is my life on a downward spiral from here on out?
Lucas Anderson
>checked
good luck user, kek
Carson Parker
bumping for interest
Dylan Cox
You haven't peaked just yet, but nearing the end of your college career, you'll find that life becomes a lot harder without the aid of your parents money. Life will fuck you in the ass hard in a few years, so enjoy it while it lasts.
| THE SHELL HAS SPOKEN |