Alright anons, so me and my girlfriend fought last night...

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rawl

If you started the fight, just forgive her.

If she started it, force her to wear japanese schoolgirl outfit and call you "onii-chan~" for eternity.

fuck you bitch

oh shit nigger this is a good idea

reroll
ass

I sucked a dick yesterday that's why I was so upset

fuck off, I like little boys now anyway.

rewl

reroll we must get you some anal bruh

Why don't we talk over skype?

Oh wait you BROKE MY FUCKING COMPUTER YOU CRAZY CUNT

rerollerino

Im not posting a pic of her on here, sorry that aint happening.

Rawl

rollin

Roll

do this

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I sucked two dicks yesterday that's why I was so upset

3edgy5me

samantha, im gay.

Winrar

Rolling

Dubs win

say that the relationship is over and if you see her again you are going to beat her face in with a hammer

WINNAR

reroll
fucking niggers
hail trump

Roll

Just knock out this bitch and steal her purse, YOU paid for that mate

Are you a man or a pussy ?

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yes nice

winner!

"I'm actually still incredibly pissed and I need to chill before we talk, otherwise idk I might say something I regret. Goodnight"

Then don't talk to her for a while. It will drive her fucking insane dude. You have a rare opportunity here

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No, that's a faggot response

OP has to make her pay for another laptop

Guys OP caved and is begging for forgiveness like the cuck faggot he is

OP confirmed for gigantic faggot

Nothing amazing yet, you guys can do better.

Anal or we are completely and thoroughly through.

Sorry Im just really horny, if you want to fix everything just send a nude ;p

Sometimes I picture myself skinning you alive piece by piece while ravishing myself to some boy george .

lol that was quick.

NOT SURE IF FAKE BUT THANK YOU OP
>ask her to put a sharpie in her pooper and send to a pic

WINNING

She broke your shit because you were fighting. She's an abusive controlling bitch who you can do without. Remind her of this

confirmed fake

Cred Forums demands anal

LOLOLOLLLOL

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Say Listen. You broke shit that cost me several hundred dollars. I may have lost all of my stuff on it if the motherboard is broken. I love you, but right now i want to pay for this, one way or another. Maybe we can come to an agreement.
then proceed to request tits and sharpie in pooper to humiliate her.

"bitch ill slap you if you see me"

Let's break up. This isn't working out. You don't even have to pay me the money for the laptop. I just want you out of my life for good.

No. we want to humiliate her not let her off easy

take a pic of timestamped boobs and send it to me, im hrony as fuck
>hrony user, hrony

You fucking suck at psychological torture. You get an "F."

this

>"
Reroll

if dubs or trips tell her to buy you a new laptop

Yes

rolling

im gay and i only fuck niggers now sorry babe

roll

"It's fine you can just use your other one whatever"

Fucking dump this slag tonight

Im starting to feel that this shit is fake....we need concreate proof this is actually happening user.

Also, rolling for u to say

"send me pussy pics" then post them on here

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if you dont do anal your mother will die in her sleep tonight

Spook warning plz

shit on my chest at least once or this is over

this

Roll for dump the abusive psycho slag

rolling

rawl

roll..

You piece of utter trash. How dare you talk to me like that. You are such a fucking bitch you are lucky to have me as your partner, or you'd be on the streets grovelling to get laid. I'm gonna fuck you in the ass or we are done.

Rolling

Oh shit

rollin

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Nice windows phone fag. Also, if you actually like her grow up and realize it's just a laptop. Get her to buy you a new one. Or if you don't, dump her and still get her to buy you a new one. Keep this shit off the internet, it's unnecessary

WINAR BITCH HIT THE BRIXXXX

Fuck you motherfucker

Dub and trip gods have spoken. Goodbye bitch.

send me a picture of a sharpie in your ass with "trump4anal" written on it

roll for this

Looks like I hit a nerve, someone's a little sensitive about having a windows phone :^)

Rolling for this

kill yourself right now bitch or else im gonna come over and slit your fucking throat

Well fuck.

Anal. Sex. Or. Get. The. Fuck. Out. Of. My. Life.

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i can watch you fuck a nigger while i masturbate, i love being cucked

God damnit no show me the titties

Yep ya got me

lol not gonna dump her sorry.

We have a winner here

tell her you want her to suck you off at a grocery store mid day

Jesus fuck

Just say "nigger"

Dude if you actually like the girl and can see yourself with her in years or what ever... just calm down, talk to her and put your foot down say that is fucking not on and that you will remember it the next time you fuck up big time and she will have to forgive you for what ever that is.

Otherwise tell her to pay for it to get fixed... idk why people come on here looking for ways to fuck with someone.

If you want to stay wit her dont be a retarded little dickboy be a man and talk about it.

Nice. Ive rolled 3 doubles in a row. Now.

dump her on the spot

oh shit. trips override?

Tell her this
"Fuck you were done, one last thing though. I have aids bitch."

Then you deserve to have more of your shit broken. Just threaten to at least this is fucking boring

Fellow clover

tell her she is being dumped after the anal anyways

Do it op send this

I have aids

Hail clover hail hydra

Ok call me I'll answer

OP is a faggot

Hey man, this is Cred Forums. You can't expect people here to respond to situations reasonably. Probably just renamed his own number and is deleting duplicate messages

say you are coming over for a surprise, and then when you get to her house anally fuck her, and then promptly dump her on the spot

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You guys know this is a fake... right?
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you better call 911 bitch im coming over to your house and gonna strangle you with a plastic bag

Don't be stupid, I'm not dumping you over anal, I'm dumping you over you being a cunt and breaking my fucking laptop

Send her a pic with a sharpie in your pooper. That'll show her.

You won't make this small sacrifice to save our relationship? Wow. I thought I meant more to you.

fucking kek, rolling for this

I hope it's not a bait thread but this looks good to me

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Sent and sent. now we wait.

Hehehehehehe

What in the fuck

roll for this

Kek

spotted the beta.
don't you have to fluff your wife's lover's cock?

Fake thread on Cred Forums?
I never, this OP has some nerve posting lies in an anonymous image board.
What is this world coming to?
Thank you user, you saved me from a fate fr worse then death!

op i fucking love you right now

Reroll

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rawll

confirmed fake, the girl did not say anythiing for minutes, if it was real she would of said something like: "lets talk about it in person im coming over"

reroll

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Do it faggot

This

rereroll

Thanks for the reply friend :^) thinking of you

rerereroll

This

Oh OP. You gon and fucked up. You coulda gotten some sweet, sweet buttsecz out of this. But you had to bring the cuck shit into it.

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"ok, im being a litle childish here, we're fine. i love you, honey."

this is retarded she's gonna know it's a joke way to fuck it up

you dont know how to read people, but it is most likely fake.

roll...

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God damn Op no fuckin way this cant be real

lol u guys are stupid. Ive been on Cred Forums for 5 years and can tell this is obviously fake. OP drink bleach and kill urself

Font talk to me or my wife's son ever again

This cant be real dude....this cannot be real

Maybe if you send me a pic of your tits right now, I can forgive you, you fucking whore.

That looks delicious

tell her if you see her shes gonna get run over with your car

rollin

Roll

im a alpha male i dont need no cunt imma fold myself in half and suck my own dick

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say that you are sorry and wanna make up, when she gets to your house, kill her and then an hero

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Reroll

Sorry honey, my bad, you know i love you more than anything you can come to my place tomorro and cuddle all day

Super cereal

Rolling for this

I did, because it's 2 AM and I'm in bed with a broken femur. Not much else to do

Rollin

Winrar

Rolling for this. Send her this pic. The screenshot

Tell her that you're too busy getting fucked by a nigger in an alley

So many dubs

sorry that was my friend being an idiot, we can talk tomorrow

goodnight I love you

Rollin rollin

I'm keking too hard
How expensive was the computer btw?

Trips

say this:
lol fuck u bitch u wont let me do booty sex xD then looks like ur gonna have to buy me a new computer but send video of u drinking bkeach

my name is jethroise, not chris. Im a nigger faggot.

Roll

Bitch be cool

"Nah. See we're done talking here. Now I wanna see you do butt stuff with the Butt stuffing Baboons from Detroit. Send me nudes and then maybe we talk.

Keksis

Did you ask her to do anal before?

Roll

Got

this please

do this do this

You see chicken nugger on the menu. You don't understand

bumps

check

I'm a lowlife fag got who is having people on the Internet respond for me. [Insert board URL]

Fuck I wasted them..

You will receive no texts beyond this point if I dont get the answer i want to hear. Will you, or will you not, have anal sex with me within the next 48 hours?

Fucking this OP kill urself but also rape her in the ass to death.

SO MANY FUCKING DUBS CALM DOWN
bought it a few years ago, was about 600

Dubs

Rolling OP is a faggot

I got this reference

winrar time to deliver

my name is gankss and i was almost gladiator

How man blacks does it take to save 1 drowning nig?
Apparently more then 6

don't hide your feelings now. you leg may be broken but our relationship is not.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

ROLLING FOR FUCK SAKE

Winrar

this..

This op. Get nudes and share God damnit

Haha

So completely worthless now?

Again

Ask her to marry you!!

Eat a fucking sosig

WINRAR

Wow, she wont even pay for your laptop. Sounds like a violent and destructive person. Dump her or take her to court

i want to see you getting railed by 4 big black cocks

Dub dubs!

im not telling her to come over i just want to fuck with her head.
shit okay.

Why are we not asking for tits? I'm asking for tits

roll cuz i'm craving this rn

looking forward to plowing your anus and giving you aids

Tall order for op

HAIL TO THE MOTHER LAND *CHARGES ON WHITE HORSE* HI MY LADY YOU ARE HEADING TOWARD HERE AND IM GOING TO FUCK YOUR ASSHOLE *RAISES SWORD CHARGE HORSE CHARGE*

God fucking damnit with the autism again

I'm craving some imitation crab. Anyone got. Any?

One of these situations is happening, so take your pick.

Situation 1: my dick is inside of your asshole within 48 hours.

Situation 2: we never speak again.

say you are going to commit sudoku

Op confirmed for fag not wanting Insta pussy on a platter coming over

got a baby sister for me to fuck?

For a brief moment we are connected, just like the titanium rod that connects my bone

Prove its real by sending pic of laptop with timestamp.

RE

rolling

This. Really emphasize on the baby part

roll

say you cant handle these quads and find a screen cap of Cred Forums quads and send it

my friend is doing all of this i kicked him in the balls sorry

Write: Pls i really want that pic of an sharpy up your ass...

rollll

fucking roll

No God damnit OP don't be even more of a faggot than you already are

re

Convert to Islam or die

Op save the goddamn thread to show her you was making fun of her - your "childish behaviour" will get her fuckin outrageous mad bro

re

get

YEAH QUADS

Tell her to send a pic with a shoe on her head

Not Op
Mine costed about the same years ago and if a bitch smashed I'd kill her

lets do this edgelords idea

Fuck off britfag

If I get trips you get her over and bone send us pics imn bored at work

re

Rol

That guy's dick looks fake

What

if dubs plz tell her to go get her self a good bitch and buy you a new laptop

say im hot for you baby and send a pic of yourself in an 80s outfit holding a glass bottle of pepsi

.....mods?

Fucking win!!!!

Lolwut

Fuck of scriptkiddie

Winrar

Im german you retard

My man

aaand she gave up. rip.

Gtfo

Video sauce maybe?

crab?

Lmao fuck

kys

What did he mean by this?

Fuck you fat I'm on a phone at work don't be mad cause you've never gotten a win

Tfw samefaging results in winrar

Dubs

Well in case you failed to notice,
In case you failed to see,
This is my heart bleeding before you,
This is me down on my knees, and
These foolish games are tearing me apart,
And your thoughtless words are breaking my heart

YASSSS

Tell her to suck your dick now

And how much pussy have you slayed in the past week, sir?

You fucking retard. Way to ruin it. You had so many dubs and options to play with you you chose to be a raging ass mongoloid

Says the Samefag winning

Singles

Charge your phone bro!!

/thread

If anal is a bit much maybe Waterboarding is her thing?

so much this. missed oopurtunity af

Mamamia, thats spICY

I have LG phone with spare battery I just swap the battery and I'm back to 100%

And get thread

just drown the bitch

make sure when she is dead your dick is in her so rigor mortis kicks in.. tightest fucking pussy ever when it happens

>9%
Fucking degenerate

You nigger

Unfortunately none, been about two months. Saw my ex from two years ago, it went pretty well actually. I'm still pretty into her I guess. Oh well

You're buying me another computer, after I fuck that tight little poophole

And I want that high end shit not that cheap Walmart bullshit

I support this choice

Sheeeit

Your gf is boring af, how did you settle for such a tedious cunt?

Jesus, this is fucking depressing to read, 6/10 bait

>If anal is a bit much maybe Waterboarding is her thing?
Y not

Hell yeah I know that feel

She doesn't seem to give a shit about you tbh

Fuck you I'm at 8 now. And 8 is the Hth letter in the numberbet and that stands for Hitler so you're Hitler. Fag

Lmao this thread is so fuckin fake. U dun goofd kids.

You're a fucking nigger go pick some cotton

I'm nit the one who posted that I just kekd when I saw the dubs

Your phone is charged asshole

FUCK you Nigger

Hey 6/10 isn't too bad, I'll take it. I actually had a windows phone a couple years ago, it really sucked. I had a lot of bootleg apps that got taken down

Fake as fuck.

yeah think she fucked off to bed.

Kek

Fuck YOU FAGGOT CHECK EM

Yeah OP went full retard

tell her: Dude! Your getting me a Dell!

She's fucking another guy

No u

Google piece of shit go back to Africa

Projecting much?

Women are so cold and fucked up you're probably right

What does. This do?

Both

Hey I live in Africa. The only perk is killing kaffirs (South African version of nigger)

No, u did

send her a dick pic

No

Okay dude first off,
1) A REAL Navy Seal wouldn't go around bragging about his accomplishments and possibly reveal his identity.
2) The United States isn't a totalitarian regime so if you were to attack citizens randomly, then you'd be going to jail
and
3) What is a Navy Seal doing on Cred Forums anyways?
You're probably a NEWFAG who cannot get fucking laid.

my friend did all of this its just a prank bro

No u

re

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

No way...

that's b80 my m80

>South africanos versión of nigger
Yall niggers there faggot

Inb4 404

? It is a perk. They break into your home and enjoy some buck shot. People say I'm racist because I'm white. But I love to share my bullets with black people

U dont sayin

>Took the b8

baiting the bait? how is this even possible?

I'm afrikaans you fuck. We hail from the Dutch. Jou Kan fok n kaffir Jou klien poes

R u a real person

That's not even loaded you cuck

No im a zebra

Srsly

I believe you

me neither

Of course it isn't you prick it's a plinker no a self defence piece

Chikin

send her goatse

Fuck u prick

My tags are everywhere