Ask a drunk anything

Good?

What a pointless fucking thread.

are threads are pointless been on /b. in 2006 race bait the raid threads are funny

if money was no object what would be your drink of choice? 10/10 im going for quality bourbon

1. does your neighbor know your a drunk?
2. are you a happy drunk, angry drunk, or sad drunk.
3. how many bars have you been told you cant come back to?

sincerely,
a fellow drunk

Me too!

Hey, you know where my old lady went? Shirt is hard to miss.

what did you drink/are you drinking?

whats the time at yours?

who is the cunt in the spandex get up? post nudes

drunk shit post time from another drunk

20 years aged whiskey

fuck my neighbor i'm a happy/horney drunk i don't really go to bars

i fucked her sorry she sells her ass for 100 dollars bitch gave me a std ..lol

d.va cosplay

5:00 am

Whats up brother?

so what???

cosplay can be hot

not much drinking vodka

Will you show us your genitals?

i would but dick is small

post some shit

drinking whisky, where you from?

and whats your problem? not judging, were both drinking hard liquor, lol we both got problems.

We don't mind ..

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I'm a drunk (functional alcoholic). There is nothing you can teach me.

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nah i'm drinking vodka i have lots of problems but being 31 and seeing friends die young sucks

when did you realize you were a drunk and not just a guy who enjoys alcohol?

don't want too be well

at 15 i started drinking i guess at 18 i knew

I'll see your fat juicy ass and see you an attractive milf.

nah man I was saying I'm drinking whiskey.

I think I'm gonna be the friend that dies young. I drink, I smoke, I eat like shit, all too much.

how did you have access to it? I drank in 6th grade but it was never around.

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>functional alcoholic

That's the key to becoming a really talented alcoholic - don't stop drinking or functioning.

i hope not you're nice for Cred Forums

hell i always have booze i hate the shakes tho

Magnificent scaffolding on that girl.

nah man I'm just shit, I need to die anyway. I won't kill myself, but the world doesn't need me here.

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it does matter #alllivesmatter

man I appreciate that, but it aint true

That chick is kind of fat, and not in a good way

fuckable but kinda fat

You need at least one - preferably more - alternatives to booze. Mostly Benzos, Tramadol, any opioid (sans Tylenol) and some occasional herb for me, but I'm flexible in my head space.

That way you can be drunk only six days per week and thus avoid the horrors of alcoholism.

good point but i pop morphine once in a while

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good night all i'm gonna fap good thread

She looks like one of those rubber exercise balls.

Source?