Drawthread: Rought Doggystyle edition

Requesting Rukia doing something cute with a Cacnea such as playing in a sandbox or giving it a hug before realizing it's a cactus

Is Satsuki guy here?

If you're taking requests:

Draw an antelope head butting a jeep through a tree.

With you in it.

draw a catgirl wearing striped panties and a tanuki tshirt and eating ice cream

Might be taking a few requests.

please draw a apple head girl with big boobers and big butt

Requesting something breaking bad related

Hello
Thaks ma eg vary nic
I hate bacon

whats a tanuki?
oh ...
what kind of music are you guys listening to right now?

youtube.com/watch?v=3rYYzKo6S9g

Right here! Nice work Sal, she looks real fine. :-)
Ty, Salamis

> I hate bacon
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU NOT LIKE BACON

Why is she smelling her armpit?

BECAUSE I LIVE IN IRELAND I CANT GET BACON ALSO STOP SCREAMING!

I made a chibi because otherwise I'd have to spend too much time.sorry dude.

Done.

Hey boiling man do you live in DUBlin?

did more drawfags leave since last week? seems emptier

In the merry month of June from me home I started,
Left the girls of Tuam so sad and broken hearted,
Saluted father dear, kissed me darlin' mother!
Then drank a pint of beer, tears and grief to smother
Then off to reap the corn, leave where I was born,
Cut a stout black thorn to banish ghosts and goblins!
Bought a pair of brogues rattling o'er the bogs
And fright'ning all the dogs on the rocky road to Dublin!

Kek, I like it either way it's cute. :-)

No I live waterford you dumb shit

I ain't no cutie. I am a Bunchi.

What else do you boil bro?

Gotdam tall gote.

Requesting Noodles in a female doom guy suit (helmet off)

Potatos

To be honest I'd rather never had bacon than potatoes. Potatoes are dope.
another user.

Didn't you like, not have an eye patch before?

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Thank you.

>whats a tanuki?
fucking google it you lazy ass bitch ass motherfucker

Kek, mu heart. That's even cuter!

Draw avvi with long hair?

it was always a glass eye,that's why I covered it with bangs.
danke.

Yeah you have sweet potatoes baked potatoes mashed potatoes and so much more
while you can only eat one type of bacon
and most Americans will say bacon is better ect
if you are American and about to say that
I have five words for you
shut up you fat fuck

Like how long are we talking, shoulder-length? Butt-length? Floor-length?

yes that's good shit, I like that, thanks, also double dubs check'd

Butt-length of course.

Oooo can you take it out?

>being this mad over a simple question
go to bed user

It's like 6:55 in the morning. Most of them have eastern timezones so they're all asleep right now (Or lurking).

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Take me Sal kek

That's the second time someone has gotten 8-quads. FUCKING TODAY.

Zzzzz....

Well now I feel pretty darn special :D :D

> shut up you fat fuck
should have been "shut up ya fat dumbshite"

Request:
Me hanging myself, because I was an asshole towards a drawfag. (apologized later but still)

youtube.com/watch?v=OrR1TGQY20Y

Also, this is a tanuki.

Do you ever fry anything?

My pleasure.

Tha's sco'ish.

oh so sorry I didn't see your reply, tanuki is this

>whats a tanuki?
fucking google it you lazy ass bitch ass motherfucker

damn that stupid nigger is rude

>bunchi
I'd forgotten about those things

> do you ever fry anything
no
if I get fried food it would be from fast food places like Mcdonald burger king
deil burger just name a few

yeah
take you where?

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Do you take any nsfw requests?

Take me into your most deepest sanctum so that I may revel in the presence of your sweet company.
>That pic though
>I'm in love.

> shut up you fat fuck

sometimes.
but not a lot.
have this thing from the other day tho
w-wha?

Can you take it out now?

>the boss of the internets
this song is my jam
youtube.com/watch?v=DKXqZa3j0vA

>w-wha?
Kiss me. :-) Let words not spoil this perfect moment.

Done.
I haven't drawn Avvi with long hair in a while.

You're welcome.

w-wha,that'd be gross.
mmph...
A-user please,wouldn't you want a more feminine girl?

Thank you for your fast answer.
Are you in the mood for these requests right now or should I ask later? And where are your limits for drawing this kind of stuff?

Nice improvement avvi!

It's my spirit animal.

You sound like a healthy person.

I don't know about other people but I would tap anyway~

Thanks Avvi, long hair looks g8 on you

Il take one or two simple reqs

You're all the women I need. :-)

not right now
and pretty much no limit as long as it's simple
o-oh
[Reluctance intensifies]

How gross?

fugg :D

Yep, im on my egg only diet

What do you guys make of this?

Then let's not waste this moment with small talk.
*leans in

>do not reply to me, I do bad things when I am awoken

This guy holding a broken egg saying I only wanted to eat a egg

il try.

Here have this egg *hand you about a dozen of eggs*

>egg only diet
You need your vitamin C bruh, and prolly fiber too

Ok, then later maybe?

More gfur?

like a lot
I'll fight her instead yea?
YEAH we should totally fight,it'd be fun.

>getting really tired

Hey, negger, I've seen you in my dreams tonight.

I been trying to lose 15 pounds so fuck that
also am I becoming a meme?

DRAW ME THAT HAPPY SNEK

no homo

Hey I licked your face once! Remember?

H-howtobasic?

I am a pacifist, have mercy.

Get out ma world you space nigger!

get naked

maybe
das gay,

anyways haf fun,I'm out,good to see a friendlier drawthread.

YOU KNOW IT MOTHAFUCKA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

where is the giant nutsack of luck

Thanks man, I'll make some breakfast for me and my waifu Sal.

Oh so you're a fighter, well then I'll fight you reeeeeal hard.

Go get some sleep if you're tired, we can continue are romantic conversation another time.

> howtobasic
I wished
I would get payed lots of money do it
maybe I will start a YouTube channel about cooking but being bad on purpose

Djajkakx

Ixj38,"?_θ bri

So, uh, I was fapping earlier to porn for about 30 mins, edging and shit, when I decided I felt I was done and wanted to cum. For a couple minutes I'm tugging away, but nothing. I decide to flip through my saved images for inspiration and stopped at a few of yours. I almost instantly came looking at them and kept coming for like 10 seconds. One of the biggest loads of my life, true story.

How's your morning, eggs?

truly a majestic creature.

Mine is it's smaller, often domesticated cousin

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> trips
Now you have to start a channel now

EAT MY ASS DADDY1!!!1!!!!1!1!!!1!

I no rice cake of which you speak of, I'm just an user.

It's......It's so beautiful.

FUCK

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Why the fuck the dragon has 4 balls ?

WRONG ONE

I...i fucked up abit. But i hope Its acceptable.

I said I would never return to drawthreads ever again, but someone needs to balance out the gfur shitposting. Here have her.

AAWW, and that's the best pony ever!
n-no narcissism..

Yeah, the meme is something about a bowl of eggs but it's old. Well, calorie deficiency is the only way to lose weight really. My advice is eat smaller portions of your regular meals, and cut back on fast carbs. Try to get some movement in to your schedule as well, such as walking a part of your work route or similar. But yeah, losing weight is hard, good luck what ever you do, just don't get scurvy!

poor meme.

No way, which ones?? I'm really glad I could help you out fam, I'm honored! My morning's been pretty good, thanks for asking~

It has a dog dick

>red panda
cian is spamming

NEEEEEERDDDD

Neegs, read my story!

obviously. he's always been a spammer.

He could eat leamons with the eggs

Porn spammer isn't cian, just a rondam panda dude with lots of gfur

>defending yourself under user
nice one cian
fukken rite

Happy now?

thats exactly what cian would say if he was the spammer

this tbqh

> leamon
I read that I was picturing a bald guy with curly mustache saying I know you want the leaaaamons
With the lemon saying help me

there was not enough space for a tanuki on the shirt

/r/ Marco Neko crapping his pants.

IM A FUCKING PANDA NOT SOME PIXIE TWINK

>implying we dont remember cero

show butt

> bowl of eggs
no I mean myself
Pretty much people are requesing me to draw fags to draw me
with the diet thing I will try it

draw her as a naked futa

we already knew, cian, swordbro, and kris are all spammers. kris being the worst of them.

draw her with big boobs leaking milk

Cian spams all the time, kris never spammed, and swordbro "spammed" once in january between 4 and 7am est with no drawfags around. Cian is the real villain here.

At least you care about quality.

I did, or at least the last one, which I admit was pretty funny, but what triggers me the most is that he shits a turd bigger than his entire body, I mean 3x1 meter.... is his anus a portal to another dimension??

yeah, but that would be no good for his tooth enamel, plus bell peppers really are superior to all when it comes ti vit C, less sugar too!

Oh, well go a heard then!

UUUUUUUGHH....

You might like this then:

it takes a lot of balls to hate cian more than swordbro faggot

he's spammed about having kris diapered and over stevens universe shit too

posting about it isnt spam

>kris is a diaperfag
FUCK now hes cian-tier

CALL ME CIAN ONE GODDAMN MORE TIME

>avataring as a red panda
>implying you arent cian
fuck off

> heard
I looked that up on google but it only says stuff about hearing
so what do you mean

I should have known you faggots can't do anything right. A thread about drawn doggy style with next to no drawn doggy style.

Fuckwits.

Cian's avatar is a fucking fairy not a raccoon

>being a newfag
He avatarfagged as a red panda furry named Cero when he got here, requested a lot of diaper art from Alliums and chased him away.

Maybe it was "go ahead then"?
English mistakes are hard, most of the times I just think I'm dumb and don't understand what a person said.

imgur.com/a/tiA4z
>hating cian or kris who contribute to threads when this fucking exists
You niggers are silly.

Sorry I'm passing out over here... that ass and those legs are just... mmmph!

Thank you eggs, for providing such amazing fap material!

I like swordbros other album better imgur.com/a/JUCRJ

Yeah, I mean t to say "go ahead", sorry!

Aww, I'm happy you enjoy it, sleep tight!

BITCH SUCK MY RED ASS !!!1!!!!!111!1!!!1!1

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these are just jokes right?

they are not

Hey neggs do you like the plastic head meme

R E A L H U M A N M E M E S

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

He needs lewds

What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

it means your too new, cian

Bag man is the greater meme

> your
Why can't you guys grasp this thing? English wasn't my native and I learned to use this when I was 5 years old. It's not too hard. Why?

expecting Amerifats to use proper grammar is funny

YOU CAN CALL ME FAIRYFAG ALL YOU WANT, BUT I'M PANDA ALL THE WAYBIG SICK BURN BRO

I just do it to fuck with anons.

>Insert iwasonlypretendingtoberetarded.png

Bitch niggas

aren't you that fat ass with a bunch of cats?

>I did, or at least the last one, which I admit was pretty funny
I thought so too, and this story was a sequel to a thread I made yesterday that brought many keks, but this time pretty much no-one posted and it died straight away. What went wrong?

>but what triggers me the most is that he shits a turd bigger than his entire body, I mean 3x1 meter.... is his anus a portal to another dimension??
It's just hyperscat, no explanations needed.

very nice and thank you so much

These are not cats,they are related to raccoons, but they are called RED PANDAS
SUCK MY ASS FISH FACE

whats wrong with you

NO HABLA ENGLES

>cian spamming and trying to deflect onto sword
this is gonna tear their group apart

>fuck up
>oh but iwasonlypretendingtoberetarded.jng

No one falls for that anymore cunt

when did any of this happen

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Idk, guess it's too similar to yesterdays keks.

Why are you trying to start something?

autism just ignore it

Eat an entire ass, shitbreath.

Thank you. Hope your having a nice weekend.
Bye

Np, you too, bye!

BITCH I'M A VEGETARIAN

draw pregnant eggs

HHHNNNNNNNG U FOKING WOT

sure

ooga booga

>vegetarian
That's a funny way of spelling faggot.

Could you draw a funny pic of a vegetarian.

EAT MY CARROT DICK PENCIL NECK FUCKFACED CRACKER FISH

draw her breast feeding me

Did you read yesterday's one?

draw your character as milf

Request: your futa self fucking your normal self.

hey little girl, you want some candy?

Holy fuck...

>

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Errr, I think I might take a break from requests for now, maybe some other time.

Yes, I did.

>two characters
maaaaybe some other time, sorry!

nice

I'll save it, might do it some other time!

kek, just after my post... oh well :')

>insert picture of an user getting spitroasted
Yeah yeah, go guzzle some more manmayo, faggot.

kek

BITCH IT'S FUNNY HOW YOU BE TRYNA ROAST ME EVEN THO YOU JUS' A FUKIN DRAWIN

And you're cruise controlling your mouth around dicks with pictures of red pandas.

What do you think is worse? Taking protein shots to your uvula or drawing?

FUCK FUCK FUCKETY FUCK FUCK
IS THAT ALL?

Sorry, I don't understand cum gurgling.

But in case why would you think the stories were too similar? The second one was a sequel and had a twist.

thats really cute ...

kinda?

Thanks!

I didn't read all of the second one, but I guess it lacks any shock factor and novelty for people to bother to keep reading.

Aww, thank you~

Hot af Eggs, as always

This is not really fucking, it is more licking.
thanks. but i wait until you are in the mood
for drawing it.

Okay, someone explain what happened this thread to me? Something about kris and cian?

i drew this, pls rate

YOU SEEM SO TENSE, YOU WANT HUG user?

Not meaning it in an insulting way. It still looks hot.

Thank you~

oh... for some reason I read licking... some other time then!

No problem.

Will draw some stuff.

Oh... The way I wrote it was as a sequel for people who read it the first time, so there wasn't any surprises and I was just trying to have some continuity with the previous story. Maybe that's why it failed.

THIS THREAD NEEDS ACTUAL DOGGYSTYLE

Her eating smegma from anons dick

Anyone want to a drink?

show butt

her having smegma on her futa dick

Well, yeah. Because it just seems like the same stuff we read yesterday, just tamer.

If you want people to keep reading, maybe start off by telling you wrote a follow up for those who enjoyed yesterdays story, and that this one comes with a twist.

Even if those who read it yesterday get what this is, it is true that a lot of people did find it funny, and underlining this might attract new readers to check if it's really worth a read, and mentioning that there will be a twist might inspire your old readers as well.

10/10 realism.
Fuck off to please Leo

holy shit your bad

Tamer? But the turds are even bigger and Knuckles is even meaner.

Anyway, you're right, I should have put an intro explaining it. Next time I'll repost the story with that disclaimer. Not tonight though, it's now 12:30 where I am and I don't want to stay up to a ridiculous hour like last time. Thanks for the advice.

Requesting an excalibur-like battle axe

I am taking a cup of water.

you notice now?

Eat you own smegma if you are so obsessed with it.

Yeah, but not in the first post where people decide if they want to read on or not.

This one is actually super cute, artist?

>Yeah, but not in the first post where people decide if they want to read on or not.
But I thought you said without people will just think it's more of the same if I don't?

Uncircumsized but not able to produce it.
Because I wash my dick.

Yeah, I meant that the twist was not evident, you should put the intro in the first post

Than you ARE able to produce it, dumbo.

Meaning I would have to stop washing it.
But I care about my hygiene so yeah.

>Yeah, I meant that the twist was not evident
Ah okay. Mention that it's a sequel but don't mention there's a twist?

Thats boring.

Patto on furaffinity

Trips of disgusting truth

What about a flavortown cup of fctnhcjilicious water.

I know what you meant, but if you want to see smegma, that's one way to do it.

Mention both! I misread your comment, just go with what you originally thought I said.

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what even is that?

Thanks~

A cup of water, but radical.

Ok leaving now.
Hope you enjoy your present.

Yes it is smegma

Mandatory Mr Smiles isn't dead, post

Swordbro is a pickle edition

Ah okay. Thanks for the advice Neggs.

>sorry, mind defaults to Ragnarok

np, hope it help you.

ah. i get it. dont have any tho.

thanks goodness you're still alive

thats fucking awesome is it of something from a movie?

is bun-chi still here?

Thanks for the present but that dick is too small for me to relate.

Did someone say POKEMON!?!?!?!?

How big can futa eggs dick become.

good to still be around, just been.. busy with work and bullshit

TG quest Death among the stars fan art basically we are playing as a recently awoken Lich in a space sci fantasy setting, alot of reanimation and fucking up local empires

Just looked up smegma, you guys fucking disgust me.

Thanks soren.

Anyone willing to draw huge turds?

anyways sorry to jump in and dive out, just realised the time and i need to wake up for work in 4 hours... fml.

If your interested in the story the fan arts from you can find the thing here
suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?searchall=DEATH AMONG THE STARS

And with that im off to pretend to sleep before going to work to politely tell people to stop fucking up.

and just because i can, please enjoy a salty picklebro =P

Night thread.

idk, down to her knees?

How many years have you avoided the circumsized vs uncircumsized debates on the internet.

oh sweet you alive
came back the other day and was told you were dead
goodnight tho lol

pic or it didn't happen
also if you want to humiliate me you could draw me( user) licking off smegma from her futa cock

>Sure thing.

I take that as a "no".

Jesus fucking christ dude, you deserve to be euthanized.

Requesting this newly tfed centaur attempting to put on panties

Getting that pissed off by a request.
Reached my goal of pissing off one person a day.

Donut m9d me, just yiffing by

What is smegma like? I'm circumsized, so I guess I don't know.

i have foreskin. but i clean my dick. so i dont get it.

>pissed off
lel k

Basically smegma is something you get when you don't wash your dick for a long period of time.
Doesn't matter if circumsized or not.
Just has a higher chance of appearing by uncircumsized people.
In other words dick cheese composed of dead skin cells, pee, cum and pubic hair.

Guess some dicks are just too large.. but Eggs is very plastic, so you never know.
I have no desire to humiliate you, or draw smegma, sorry.

That's a shitty goal, dude.

About my entire life, kek seemed pretty trivial to me.

What is there to debate? If possible, natural is better. I had phimosys(?) so had to be circumcized, would change for a normal dick any day.

I enjoy to make people angry and you trying to avoid drawing it, is not stopping these requests. It is just pushing it further away. If this user who requested it is smart, is waiting till you left and then asking another drawfag behind your back to draw that. And boom the inevitable happened. Same happened to beans. There was an user that asked for futa beans. She said no, so user waited till she left asked another drawfag and he draw her as a futa.
Pic of proof

>another drawfag
>can't even recognize the style

Your summer is funking up the place.

Sorry wasn't sure about the name.
Didn't want to make a mistake

Learn to lurk before posting your stupidity.

penor

not knowing all the drawfags names simply by looking at their art doesn't necessarily make some one new

Getting pissed off at me not knowing the artist name.

>Double kill

>
i was procrastinating
CALL THE POLICE.

Cute

draw her as a futa with a horse dick

Hola k9
Why he have black eye?

this > loli

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Let's hold her by hairs and pound her pussy from behind.

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I can't stop people from using Eggs in their drawings, I can stop myself from drawing it tho. If somebody else want to spend their energy drawing smegma, go ahead.

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