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Maybe "it" happened?

I dunno, let's talk death and depression/drinking until op returns.

Lost a lot personally, weird mix of alcoholism/binge eating then swapping to anorexia

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Might be that thread. But indeed think it worsened and he had to be there. Lost a lot myself as well but I'm new to "feeling" even though I'm 30. I made the mistake of associating basically any productive stuff with alcohol because no motivation and that gave me a short feelgood despite it having lots more negative effects than good outcome. So yeah got to let go of that. How is your alcoholism going? Can't talk much on the eating part, I can't gain weight and have a natural musculair fysiek which I'm REALLY happy with. Man that is not a problem I would want. Hate to agree with Tumblr cancer but it IS a privilege tbh

maybe the stuff outwhere goes well for a kind of life unknown... maybe I love you and you don't know it :) ciao!

I dunno man, feels like my foundation changes on me randomly. Not only mood, bu behaviors weight shifts from 150-200 yearly. I'm actually off work in in bunch of therapy. For self depression/anxiety/self harm. It's helped but I don't know if i'll ever feel "the same"

This is now an /x/ thread. Post your spoogies :C


>Be me
>14 year old girl
>living in Denmark
>visiting my aunt in the middle of nowhere
>she lives next to a swamp
>used to tell me stories of the "swamp hag"
>"whenever shes brewing in her cauldron, fog surrounds the house"
>Spoogy mang
>menstruential cramps are killing me-
>I literally can't stand up because of cramps
>Look out the window
>fog everywhere, and the cock (male hen cock), is standing on a pole, not moving
>he should be sleeping with the hen by now
>stumple downstairs to get tampons
>the pain is unreal
>swear my sisters grave that I hear a cackle (like a laugh?)
>forget my cramps
>forget my tampons
>fucking leg it upstairs and hide like a coward under my sheets
>next morning our cock is dead in the enclosure, neck snapped, no foxbites.
>didnt visit my aunt again for another 8 years

Anyone know anything about hags or witches? Not plagued by it anymore, but morbidly curious

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Time to leave lads, Sweden is posting again

This would have probably happened to you if you spotted her.

Did you tell your aunt about it?

xD so random

y does this turn me on?

Well yeah. I was a kid at the time, only 14, but I told her how I woke and stumpled downstairs with my crippling cramps. Then how I heard a cackle, like a laughter you know?And ive been thinking like maybe I just imagined that because I was scared, but Im not sure. Not think so at least. but I told her about it, and she saw the dead cock next day.
I dont think I imagined it though. Dont know if her story about the hag brewing the fog was complete bullshit, or if it had some sort of folklore hold to it, you know? I was spooked mang

I seriously hope you fucking die Joe.

Yeah, I've definitely had some stuff happen that I knew I wasn't imagining but couldn't explain. No witch stories, though.

tell mate! I want to get spooked. I will tell you about the time I slept in one of the oldest kingsgraves in Denmark. (literally nothing happened :/ )

But I want to know that i wasnt being irrational and that there are some thing out there that we havent explained yet

lemme grab another beer and i'll greentext it.

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>16
>living with my dad and cousin
>mom lives a few miles away and cousin and i go to visit her
>nap on separate couches in the living room waiting for her to get home from work
>wake up and TV is on
>it was off when we fell asleep
>remote is not even close to us
>neither of us turned it on
>no big deal at first
>go home that night
>wake up at 3:43am
>TV in my bedroom is on and flipping through channels
>have to unplug TV to get it to stop
>weird
>tell my cousin over breakfast and his face gets serious
>"dude, the same thing happened to me around 4 in the morning. I had to unplug my TV."
>hory shet lol
>next night
>wake up at 3:43am
>SAME SHIT
>cousin says it's happening to him too
>happens to both of us every night for a week
>one week later
>sitting at dad's house alone
>all doors in house slam shut
>no windows open, no draft, etc
>leave house
>TV stops turning on at night and everything goes back to normal

I told my mom about the TV thing happening and she said it was weird because the same thing was happening to her for about a week. Asked her when it stopped.
"About a week ago"
Fuckin spooked me. My mom's TV was turning on and flipping through channels late at night for no reason for a week. It stops at her place and happens to my cousin and I for a week at our place and then stops.

bumping with creepypasta

TV was unplugged prom power supply? Dude take this bullshit to /x/

No, the TV was on and plugged in. I always fell asleep with the TV on.
When I woke up and saw it flipping through channels, I had to unplug it to get it to stop.

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Fucking neat mate. Ive lurked /x/ just to get conformation that I wasnt alone, but its nice to see someone outside the containment board that is experiencing utter bullshit. Thanks for greentexting mate.

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My computer screen used to do this. Some loose contacts were the problem. Got a LED backlight now.

Happens to the best of us. I'd be an idiot if I was saying, "I don't believe in ghosts, but..."
I do believe that my family experienced something paranormal, but I don't have any other stories like that. Just some weird things like seeing a shadow move down the hallway and when I get up to check, nobody is there.

Dude, I don't doubt that there was a rational explanation for it, but it was happening to my cousin at the same time on a separate TV in a separate room, but was not happening to all TVs in the house.

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Yeah I only have my hag/menstrual cramps story. But I was fucking terrified. Wish I had actually experienced something more, tbh. Im sure you could if you actually tried. But im too much of a chickenshit to do it, even with guys around, you know

>its a stealth /x/ thread
>Cred Forums is supervising
Tonight we are having good threads

That I can't explain except for calling BS. But yeah, I will never know for sure.

>Nursing home captcha

had a giggle

Ever heard of the midnight game?

creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/The_Midnight_Game_in_Florida

Word. That's why I don't run around claiming to have seen ghosts, lol. There's always reason to doubt it.

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>Only one I read

Do /x/tards believe this shit?? Sounds like a bad Goosebumps short

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No, they're just supposed to get you spooked if you're in the right mood for it.

Ah ok I get that. Basically entertainment. Do like a good plot twist but the parameters have got to be right. This was cringy because I thought those faggots actually believed it. Good story though

C O M F Y
Thanks mate! I just clicked on a random image in my /x/ folder, enjoy

This one made me sleep in my living room for a month because it made me afraid of my bedroom window at like 23, lol.

Hell yeah, I eat this stuff up.
I can't find the thread, but there was some dude who used to valet for political elites back in the 80's at this "campsite" in California. Turns out it was some weird occult thing, but the people showing up were major US politicians, including past presidents. It still exists and is in use, but the security around it is really tight.
The rumor is that they're worshiping Moloch.

living dead girl

Source?

>living dead girl
wtf? do you have any info about this at all?

dude dude dude, I know what you mean! I know the exact story, but I dont have it.
However did you see wikileaks files on Hillary literally saying she would be sacrificing to Moloch?

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First one looks like bone cancer. or actually dead (not seen like this in the west). Second one is dead for sure. People there (Indonesia, Malaysia etc) dig up the dead annually.

Actual surgeon here

Nah first one is dead too, got my books here

Come on man, all they had to do was reverse image search. You couldn't just let them stay spooped?

Bow down goatidol, the Frog God sees you

I did one and Google came up with "real cases of living zombies" which is a pleonasm but nah. I hate this shit. I've spent 8 years (and still not done) in medical school. Only for some retards to undo evolution?? No, not having that.

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Not trying to, only things that cross my path,. Never cried over a deceased patient either. I do my best, can't do more and killing my self from the inside wont help anyone. Never did for anyone I believe

Well next time you try and make someone stop believing in real life zombies just think about the damage you may be doing to the person who wants them to believe it.

Killing a fake belief is only damaging to a child that doesn't get the chance to grow out of it on its own terms.

No healthy adult is damaged by such, only the ego is hurt because they "fell for it" but again: a healthy adult will laugh it off, only a psychopath or someone several ages back on the evolutionary scale would give in to his/hers cognitive dissonance and actually do something hurtful. Don't try to discuss human nature with a medfag in one of the most prospecting countries (Netherlands)


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yes but if im making a spooky thread and i want people to be spooked and youre here trying to unspook them you are hurting the thread and thus humanity.

you sir, are and idiot

u newfag


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using the term "evolutionary scale" proves what a stupid-but-doesnt-know-it cunt faced window licker you are.

because if oyu had any brains you'd know that evolution is a gradual process that is impossible to assign specific points to.

unless you are now going to say you can use your scale to tell us whether the chicken or egg came first?

all of you are newfags.FY

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Both are arbitrary names of beings we differentiate on again, arbitrary differences. But the egg came first, breed from poultry that highly resembled chickens but weren't by our DEFINITION because we're so anal.

Also, using that term was a direct stab at Arabs and Africans for being less evolved which can be shown linearly as out muscles decreased and cognitive capacity grew their physical strength is still present but with a predictable absence of brain power. Don't insult me kid

The Dutch surgeonfag killed it, sorry. I know him from previous threads and Hehe revealed himself several times the past weeks and he's one hell of a speaker. Really liked this man

Jesus Christ, dude. Nobody cares how smart you think you are on Cred Forums.

Indeed. Sorry :/

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