HOW TO STICK IT IN HER POOPER?

allready thought about this fact but i guessed it would not be the "heater" for myself

cause its real life? porn stars are almost ALWAYS bulemic so they dont have anything in their colon anyways

to answer OPs question, my friend had a foolproof message. tell the girl that other girls have done it for you but not every girl can do it so you understand. the girls competition instinct to beat other women should kick in and she will be willing to try it if not right then then eventually. it worked for him a number of times.

>tell the girl that other girls have done it for you but not every girl can do it so you understand.
this one would totally NOT work for me as my wife knows she is my first woman

holy shit he's right. I didn't notice it, but looking back I've accidentally done this. have had anal with every long-term girlfriend I've had (5)

Just tell her you would like to try it and ask her if she's game. If you already did this and she said "no," then you won't convince her. Find another girl if anal is that important to you.

Can we see who you are talking about?

then say annons gf does it for him (user being a friend of yours) instead of yourself in the line. same competitive outcome

I can't guarantee this will work, not with every girl at least. But you should start with a finger in her ass. When she's comfortable with that, you can progress to anal. Lots of lube, pre-fingering and stretching. She has to be really horny. There's a guide on reddit that might work and you should try Mojoupgrade with her.

it is not that important but after some years this would pimp the relationship i guess.
also pic relatedshe allways say "just the tip" but not further in

>reddit
go home.

that being said Tristan Taromino does some excellent live demonstration videos of anal how tos. protip, it does not involve jack hammering the ass like your trying to break through to the otherside

>be me
>dating a girl for 2 years
>my birthday
>birthday sex yay
>ask her for some buttstuff
>sure she says
>fucks me with a strap-on
>feelsgood.jpg

One time only no shit on my ass but was when I raped my boyfriend so no real deep penetration only tip and he squeezed his anus tight.

Did you fuck Wayne Rooney?

Poop always on penis not smells good. Fuck doggystyle the poop smell comes up in nose.

Yes scammy pornstars movie

OP

god damnit sergei, get off Cred Forums and go back to your english lessons.

she needs to take a shit and then douche her asshole right before you fuck

Well, if she lets you stick it in that far, then you are almost there.

I meant a face/clothed pic. I could tell you if she looks like the kind of girl who takes it up the ass. I guess she sorta is already...but there is still some doubt.

why would you want to? you start doing that and then you will begin to start looking at guys asses thinking about sticking it in there... so then you start doing that and eventually you'll begin to want one in your own ass... and then you will be forever disgraced if you go down that path

Bitches love ruppes...

>my wife knows she is my first woman
RIP sexlife

one of these will do the trick? thanks fam

prepare her ass well with slow finger games and much lube
make her love it during her orgasms.
then step by step stretch it and go for a try after 3 fingers are in

Twice I've accidentally gotten it in there

>slip out
>full force back in
>"ow ow ow"

clyster and Water. 2 times

Stick a couple of fingers up your own ass to show her it doesn't hurt.

What why my English is good fuck you (kiss kiss)

My boyfriend has asshole with poop inside. I am gay man. But how special tool keep ass open water inside cleaner?

What us clyster? The water for toothe? That is troll.

make her drunk
start fingering and eating out
subtly start licking and fingering asshole
take it slow
after a while she wil probably ask herself , if not just put it in
use lots of lube lol

My wife asked to try it. After I rubbed her butt hole while doing doggy.

special k
spit and shoving

What about shit?
I lick his dick horny horny go under lick his ass.

WHAT?!?! pieces of shit in the hairs of ass.

Now what? Take shower?

Where is BRromance now?

Don't lie!!!

Tell everybody of smell of poop coming up in the air in your nose while going inside outside doggystyle in the anus.

POOP smell real POOP smell other person POOP smelling.

checked and puked
>pieces of shit
just go to toilet before the fun and you are clean enough

>hairs of ass
don't you even shave that ass /bro?

>bromance
sometimes a wild fuck is worth it to reduce flower power

How was it? Do you still do it? How often?

Sorry, marriedanon wanting to compare notes. Wifey hates it, butgives it to me four times per year.

I am man,real man fucks other man in the ass.
I am alpha man no bullshit I beat my fist in your face.
Submissive to me against table fuck deep penetration in ass.

Now cum inside ass take penis out...

SHIT POOP DIARIAAAAAA

You are 18 year virging Shut up!

You want sex better chance I put my Alpha penis inside your anus.
Be submissive boy let it happen be calm be over in couple minutes just some seed cumming outside anus little bit drip with poop.

kekenglish

>he can't make her secrete the fuck me now molecule
git gud turbo virgins

Sticking it in pooper is gay, just admit you're gay. All people who like fucking any butholes. ARE GAY

I'm Gay.