Wake up in a field in a drunken stupor. See this

Wake up in a field in a drunken stupor. See this.

Wat Do?

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Pack my shit and leave in an instant?

Well get the fuck up, clearly a soccer game is about to
start.
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turn 180 and moonwalk away

I will fucking kill myself

Glue my Ass shut, and keep my mouth closed then get the fuck away from there as quick and quietly as possible. There's no way am I getting aids from a bunch of faggots

dick punch my way to the forest
continue my quest

Claim I'm a pale shitskin and wait for them the bring me their chicks to fuck, for diversity's sake.

turn 360 and run away as as fast i can. im not about to get raped man

realise i am in america

get up get plane ticket back to blity

get home have cup a tea

nigga a 360 would have you running right into their cockstorm. you gonna get raped by all of them

...

Wank them all off, WITH MY ASS!

turn 360 degrees and barrel roll away

yawn-fart mating call

newfag

welcome newfag

genitals are so weird. All of the male body looks fucking amazing except the flopping bouncing dong and balls.

Of course I would get naked and ask them to be ganbanged, I'm not an idiot you faggits

fuck i was gonna write this

idiot, if you turn 360 degrees you;re facing the same way. fucking moron.

one naked man is waling down the street

Hello new friend. Do you want a sightseeing tour of this place?

Stand still, stay silent. Homosexuals' vision is based on movement and their sense of smell is weak. Remain calm and still, eventually they pass by as they continue their search for prey

Why am I outside?

start circumcising... fuck those are ugly dicks

Start caressing profusely.

Heterosexual Dick Expert

Damn they got big dicks

Find some lube

You'd be moonwalking towards them, with your butt facing them...

Big flaccid dicks
They bare no correlation to size of erection.

Leave the Apple Employees Picnic Area

sauce?

Strip and join their lovely morning jog.

Pull out my katana and hand out free circumcisions

I would ready my body

Get naked and start running with them. It's like you fags don't even crossfit. This is normal operating procedure.

this. run as hard as you can

NINE NAKED MEN!
JUST WALKING DOWN THE ROAD!
WOULD CAUSE A HEEP OF TROUBLES FOR ALL CONCERNED!

>Pull out my katana
You fat fucking neck beard weaboo faggot. fedora loving shit eating hang yourself.

Remove clothes, do the same