REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

If I don't I'm suing Cred Forums

Well I replied to this thread on Friday and I didn't have a gf by Saturday.

confirmed not working. I replied to one of these yesterdays and i'm still a 30 year old girlfriendless virgin loser.

Couldn't hurt

But how I'm not going out of the house today?!

I've reached a new level of desperate.

alright

...

Desperino

Please

yall need some milk

Nice

pls work

thanks Cred Forums

Fuck off

Can she wait like five minutes I just blew up (like kaboom, I do not know how) an eighth of hash and I need to find it before it gets all dusty and shit

as if

already did

Why is this here?

Oh god pls

Why not

if it's true, you're a god

I don't believe you.....

i dont go outside

rollin

Its all I want..

Pls

yes man

I'm trying Cred Forums I really am

I'm such a catch

who is she, she is so hot!!!

ihope

ohgod
*pray*

Already have one but could use another

sweet i need a new grill

Ok

for sure

i do have a girlfriend - an open relationship and a human toy - what should i want more?

kek

I'm a girl so this could be fun

Pls

They say a humility is its own reward ask for that

.

THIS IS SHAMEFUL

Gimme one

Heh, sure more love to kill what little will I have left to live when it's over

pls god

...

k

Yamete user-chan

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Only pathetic losers would post itt.

I'm only posting here because I'm a super handsome alpha with loads of gfs who can mock you losers.

alright

...

Nope

Already have one. This means two by tomorrow?

We can only hope

roll

...

Okay, I'll bite.

No I wont

Don't lie to me.

buttholesex.jpg

Thats it

...

kek

What if it works?

Please!

ess

(y)

Whats her name bros?

I hope...

A boy can dream right?

na i don't like that - rather live this one life excessively and enjoy it to the brim

hi

Cred Forums Pass user since December 2013.

I've a feeling that this is a scam

All hope will be lost as the thread inevitably dies

But you anons anticipated great things from this thread which will not transpire. However the thought of you all having this rush of joyous feelings and then being so crushingly heartbroken and disappointed. Turns me on.

Thanks

how?

Pls 4 chan

I'm literally so desperate that I even try this shit

aint gonna happen feelsbadman

Let's see

lets do it

Well, I wouldn't have to come here to masturbate all the time I guess

K

#MAGA

yea but if i don't want to...

dubs if true

FINALLY YES

Fuck off I don't want a disgusting fucking roastie gf you nigger.

waifus>gfs in every way

finally~ thanks man I appreciate it!!!

Roll

it works

^^

Can't hurt to comment I guess.

reply

what if it doesn't?

This

Shit haven't seen that meme in a while

I'm gonna get out of my house tommorow. if dubs, I'll find something yellow on the floor.

Thank OP

let's see then

OP has to get rid of his pregnant sister before family finds out

woo

I'll try

Roll

I'm pretty desperate so lay it on me

posting

ill find you op if this wont work

Posting for bullshit confirmation

Why do I not believe you?

roll

...

Welp.. What have I got to lose.

o... ok
She better be a qt weeb user

I dont belive but why not

Kk

...

posting

Again, please be mine, MV?

lol

I just want her back

pls jesus

Rollin

k

Sage goes in all fields.

>REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
Bless me with love almighty OP

>implying

win.rar

usually don't care for my mother but this one motivates me now

Its truely sad how desperate we all are

I would like a gf please

kinda date tomorrow

...

Yey

ok. thanks.

I hope ur right mang

The feel when I'm that desperate :D.

pls

Jokes on you buddy! I got one a week ago!

Kek

i hope she looks like that..

kkk

K

op is a faggot

Post

How can you be a virgin at 30?

Hmm

lets see then

Did someone say grillfriend

i wish

cuck

i'm counting on u op pls

yay

Oh god i hope it works

Bet.

Really!?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

what about my fiance?
will she be young?
my cat is kill?

challenge accepted

Alright

kneb

ok

need cock docked

Fuck off

please.

K

26yo v here. It's not really that hard if you're an autist tho.

>inb4 ugly
No.

. . .

If only...

I need one

Get

please gif exgf back

gf

K

guaranteed replies
i want one too

boom

okay i will see

NiggA

Well, it appears I got nothing to lose.
Although if those things worked my mother would have died in her sleep every day for the past month.

What if its miserable?

i hope this works

reply

please kek help me

boom

k

xd

ye

You lie to me

Well i won't lose anything for trying

No reason not to try

youtube.com/watch?v=s3Gl6T0CC2I

Fuck it

bs, but just in case...

inchallah

get

nothing to lose

Don't even want

pls based god grant me

aaaallrightythen

I AM CRIPPLED BUT I TRUST MEMES

Hopefully it'll be better than the last two

OP = Genius.

I wonder why no one has ever come up with this.

might as well try

Gotta love when the impossible happens

w-well, if you say so OP, w-wilikers, I hope so

ok

I'll try anything at this stage.

I want a girlfriend please

yeah right

Seems legit

Finally!

yeah sure

fu nignog

i'm ugly, boring, socially incompetent, nerdy (i like scifi, vidya and programming), skinny, small dick

the exact opposite of what a girl wants

I trust you OP

Plz

plz

pls

lol okay

Now giff gf

Fuck off, Toby

not gonna happen

Why do all of you faggots even respond to this shit.

FUCKING PLEASE

Give it to me.

...

K

no fattys

pls

Ha

why not try ?

Would be awkward with my gf

a

PLS

Lol

kk

LOL

sure ok!

Girlfriend pls

Sounds legit

fuck it

pls

fap

I'm a Virgin

Welp, here goes nothing. Kek, don't fail me now!

nice.

Yeah...

oh please god let it happen

TO THIS THREAD

Please be true

cute loli gf pls

Ight

k

eh

ok

Thx user

Ayy

...

doubt it

plox

Pfft these dubs are only partner I need

no i wont

Now I just need to get the phone number of the hotty behind the bar I was on friday

This is my last shot

Please I'm so lonely

I have a nice beard

PRAISE KEK

cool

Will this finally be it? The mother/b/oard is always right...

Doubt it

So thirsty

I wanna believe

hell ye

Never have I seen so many goddamn replies in my life.

yeah, lets try

dab

Give it a go

Another one?

k

please god

pls

preferrably one without a cock tho

Surprise me

pls

I mean, there's a situation going on tomorrow that may result in a possible gf. Any extra help can't hurt.

I wish

Roll

Ok

I already have one pic related, but I can always use another one.

Pls jeebus let this be real

To this thread

Fuck you

k

Oh hell. Why not.

I like Joel Osteen

Some girl I know has a boyf who treats her bad n she is a hoe who wanted to be with me, oh well all women are problems blame the Jewish Marxist who invented diversity fuck jews

Attention whore

PLEEEASE I'm so desperate I really want one. pls work!!

Okay

Broke up with the ex 4 days ago (3 year relationship)

Fuck it, grieving period....over

okay

too good to be true

What can I do to increase my chances for this to be real?

please gimme tonight

qt gf pls

mordi

Thank you

ITT desperate including me

ok

k

Why not

ok

pls

Thanks!

as long as shes not black

haha yeah right