Trips gets to start a rumor which will then be shit posted over twitter until some 3rd tier news website picks it up

Apple plans to buy out Google.

Miley Cyrus has been tested HIV positive. All cast and contestants on The Voice must now be tested.

reroll

roll

so close

Keep rollin'.

Emma watson is pregnant , with a nigger baby

Rolling one more time.

Rollin

Rollingpin

my fucking sides if this makes it on reddit

Hillary Clinton will win the election and play up the presidency, but behind the scenes, Bill Clinton will be giving the orders and making the decisions again.

Fuck it, one more time because fuck.

roll

Roll for blacked.com

Reroll

Rolllllllllllll

666 get

Roll

Come on trips

reroll

YES SIR

Rollin for it

Trips like a wrecking ball

for the love of god, roll

Barack Obama has died of a heart attack.

...

Rolling for this to get on Infowars

pray for trips

Russian hackers found cp in Bernie Sanders' computer

Donald trumps son in pregnant, with Emma watsons baby

EMMA pls

Hillary Clinton has female child sex slaves and suffocates the girls with her enormous vagina.

reroll

I'M HERBERT MOOOOOOOOOOOON

Roll

balls

Come on, this

North Korean nuclear launch

Rolling for this.

rollen

Roll niggers

Roll

333 get

i like this one rolling

This

Rollen x2

333

Rolling for this

Rollen x3

Rolling

Come on, let's do it!

Rolling for nigglet

Ivanka Trumps sex tape is set to leak.

this

CREATOR OF Cred Forums, MOOT "KEK" user HAS BEEN FOUND DEAD IN HIS BATHTUB. LOCAL AUTHORITIES HAVE LABELLED IT A SUICIDE VIA SELF-INFLICTED GUNSHOT WOUND TO THE HEAD.

Reroll, too damn close ( ͡° ʖ̯ ͡°)

re roll

rolling

Roll for this

Again

Rol

Bill Clintons sex tape is about to leak

Secret recordings of Hillary having phone sex with trumps daughter set to release in monday

Stalin was a mushroom

ROLLERINO!

Pls

roll

nothing, I am afaggot

Trump is a commie making deals with North Korea

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WIN

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Well he is a commie, making deals with cuba years ago under the table

never samefagged this hard

Roll

Guys you realize this has to sound plausible and cant be something easily disprovable...
Lets do the emma watson nigget baby one

reroll

Reroll

Bill Clinton sex tape leak

nearly wasted

Dihydrogen monoxide has leaked in the water supply of california

Now with N Korea... Rooooolll!!

Rerolll

Guys, what if this is actually how we get our news? A bunch of elite illuminatis roll for trips and boom, theres this weeks top headlines!

REROLL

Trump is kill

There is no cow level.

roll

Roll

N korea

Rerol

Datamining within iPhone7 reveals ios code contains child porn.

I don't know what I'm talking about with ios code, so someone make this sound believable.

I completely agree

Roll

Roll. Donald Trump has confirmed being Hitler's grandson

Rolling for this

Hillary Clinton and Donald trump having an affair

Roll

Let's do all of these!

Recordings of Hillary leaked proving she knew about trayvon martin being the aggressor

reroll

Trump comes out as a gay

reroll

roll this!!!

Rolling for moot's an hero

skies are holograms
earth is flat square

Roll

Re

reroll

Rollan

N korea trump

this

Isis stronghold found in Walsall england

please, this

rollinggggggggggggggggggggg

>999

this

Legal age of consent is now 13
>pic unrelated

NASA documents reveal they found mega structures on Pluto after flyby.

Rollerino

iPhone 7 microwave charge anyone?

reroll

roll

Rull

reroll

An asteroid the size of 3 football fields is hurtling towards Earth, set to strike central america within the next 2 days.

Trumpkorea

MODSSS

Rollerino

>111

Emma watson got BBC'ed

reroll
I want to be able to fuck minors

New Hillary recordings reveal she had made back door deals with north korea to stop nuclear program by selling state secrets

roll

Trump north korea

this

MODSSS

roll

>pic unrelated

REROLL!!!

222 get

Reddit in talks to buy and merge with TUMBLR

The wireless apple earphones are giving people cancer

I knew that :p (I'm half asleep )

roll

Rrooollllllll

boop

ITT: Mentally challenged people

7 OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Rolling. Checkem

rolling for this

this

Tumblr is being shut down for hosting hate speech

...

WINRAR

Roll

ROLL

Check my trips

Rerolling. Check all 3 of them

Rollingo

Rolllll

Donald trump emails hacked, show he was in deal with russia to rig election. Also uncovers sexting scandal with own daughter

newfag

That's not how that works, you newfriend.

This

Hillary Clinton denounces feminism in private interview with Phillip LaBazeer

Winner winner chicken dinner

Let's do it!

rol

Roll

Reroll

BY THE POWER OF RAGNAROS.I HAVE THE TRIPS

CLOSE

Donald trump was busted snorting coke buy hes daughter and she is considering killing her self but loves money to much so bitch is conflicted

roll

THIS IS TOP KEK

Relol

bleh

#HIVoice

Images of Pepe the Frog are embedded with NSA spyware

cancer has evolved and can now be sexually transmitted

Back in 1977, Donald Trump told a man freestyling in the street to keep it up and aim higher. That man would be known today as Tupac Shakur.

Sadly, he has been assassinated by one of Hillary's agents.

777 confirmed

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Hillary Clinton commits suicide by self inflicted gunshot Theo the head...bill cheated again

Thisssss

Roll

Kys

roll

you win

#MileyHIV

Creator of Cred Forums, Moot "Top" Kek and his secretary Goof "user" Pepe have both been found dead in the state of Louisiana.

Roll

rolllingl

REROLL

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Roll

Guy Fieri found dead after self inflicted gun shot wound. Internet memes making fun of him found around the body

...

Rolling for earphone cancer

REROLL

Age of consent has been changed to 12 in 43 states!

#HIVoice damn I want this

Rawll

Rerolling

This, could we DDoS and make it damn near impossible to log on? I feel like that would cause some panic. Just a shutdown day announcement would cause an amusing amount of rage

rolllllll

(Insert childhood star) found dead with self inflicted gunshot to the head.

Nelson Mandela found dead.

rooleen

rerollerino

Emma watson reveal she had sex for money with top government official across the globe

EROLWAR

Yea I would be able to attack the servers but it would be difficult

Roll this

Rolll for thiss

Bill Cosby has Ebola

Faggot

tumblr shutting down because too 'righteous' people using the site and was intended for CP

Alien contact confirmed; aliens agree that Trump's wall is good idea

Rolling for tumblr's shutdown

Hillary and Dianne Feinstein plan on teaming up to completely nullify the second amendment across the entire nation

rerolllll

Cannibalism is now legal in North Dakota.

Re roll

Why are we waiting for trips, why not just do it like we used to. You know, for the lols

>get

I can outsource you some bots

Itt we get anything but trips

rolling again

Stop with the moot rumors cunts. We need something that appeals to normies to latch on.
Rolling for apple buys google

Terrorist attack in a long beach night club leaves 46 dead

Let's just fucking raid tumblr feminist blogs with gore and hardcore gay porn

Roll for this

reroll

I'm not a robot

Roll

ROWLIN

gotta roll

iPhone 7's are leaking bromine in small amounts and could be collecting inside many people

Black man identified as Tyrone Harris allegedly sexually abused pop artist Taylor Swift

Roll

Hillary Clinton has recently stated that she fully agrees and wants to support the acts of SJW feminists.

Emma Watson is gay

Hillary Clinton called black Trump supporters idiotic monkeys

Off by one

so close

roooolllll

MODDSERS

reroll

Roll

rolling so tumblr is shut down

Underappreciated post

>Donald Trump revealed to actually be three small children in a coat

say what? lets do this

Rollerino

WINRAR

Can I play too guys?

Twitter is going to start to charge to use its site
If this is deemed to be shit go with the tumblr one

PRAISE KEK

rolling on that one

Hillary's estimated death day is already due date

Wasted

Rell

shtty winrar

WINRAR

let's all ddos tumblr and post on social media that its creators were arrested for soliciting child pornography and the Feds shut tumblr till further notice

winrar

lame Imma go with the tumblr one

Way to waste it faggot

MEGA WINRAR

Winrar

Pathetic win. We're doing Tumblr shutting down

ROLLORINO

Doesn't she already do that?...70% of her voters are sjw and feminists

>Cred Forums to be purchased by Conde Nast, merged with Reddit

oh boy

Leland yee reinstated to vote hillary in california while still on probation for trading arms internationally.

Watch her start supporting sjws because of this rumor

Yeah. Let's do that, while we all sip quietly on our limonade.

Holy shit he took the Winrar to a new level

ALMIGHTY KEK HAS SPOKEN, HILLARY CLINTON IS A SJW

lets do this

...

Meh. At least it's easily believable.

YOU WASTED YOUR CHANCE

lol wasted winrar she already does that

Reroll

God fucking dammit, you are the worst. OP Ignore this stupid fuck.

>Being this new

Just do the tumblr one,

i want the tumblr one tbh

NO WE ARE DOING TUMBLR RAID FUCKING FAGGOTS, Hillary already supports SJWs

These 2, trips get.

KEK HAS CONFIRMED #HRC4SJW

FOR ALL THOSE TUMBLR SUPPORT ONES

HERE'S THE NEW THREAD

Either Google being bought by Apple or the Tumblr one.

Isn't spreading falsehood an essential part of a rumor?

Let's go with 400 pound hacker known as moot arrested; trump implicated as plant to prevent masses from questioning plutocracy

just got a bad taste in my mouth...

You are all betraying almighty kek. If you shun him, he will shun you.

Reroll

It's supposed to be something made up you fucking idiot

Op. Tumbleweed
>step 1: dd dos tumblr, shut it down
>step 2: make Twitter accounts and say tumblfag got shutdown
>step 3: make up rumours tumblr has been a major child porn trade site
> step 4: sip on limonade ;)

RollThis

Rolling
> Australia to close borders to all Muslim immigrants as of 01/01/2018

Rolling

Reroll

Do this. or this
Kek wills a HRC twitter campaign

roll

reroll

Rolling
> The United states of America have declared war on the entire middle-east

We have a trip

Oh my. It looks like someone hasn't heard about cell line infections in dogs yet.

Membrane-to-membrane cancer spread is actually a real thing. It's an interesting thing because it's essentially a new species made entirely out of cancerous canine dna. Spread rate of cell line infections in the wild are unknown, but it's a fairly common issue in domesticated dogs.

Trips have spoken faggots

Rollin

Roll

Rollingpin

555 get

Rolling

Trip and quads confirm HRC supports SJW's in full... Trips gets deleted. Mods are bought by HRC?

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Rolling
> The United states of America have declared war on the entire middle-east