State you're job, salary, and age

Mobile Engineer at Google.
$63.50/hr
29

Walmart overnight labor
9.50
22

where do babbies come from?

>Sales Associate at headshop
>$7.85
>18

hopefully after 6 months you will get bumped up to 8 an hour

Jr. Software Engineer, $12/hr , 19.

Y'all need to catch up.

I don't live in the U.S. so pay is probably not comparable.

I code video games at a company I co-founded.
I make $44,935 per year
I am 29 years old

Production Tech 2 (I make solar panels)
15/hr (+13% night differential)
22

>Pest Control Operater
>60-100k
>21
Residential and Commercial. Job is easy as fuck and I can make over 100k because I make 25%-50% commission.

do you have a game where monkeys throw bananas?

i really, really like games like that

literally no one does that except for maybe autistic cucks.

Chef** at wendys. New fags

nice

you have to get a degree for that?

Damn... 8,75*8hs per day is 70dlls and 70*20 working days is 1400 per month. Now let's translate that to my money 1400*15 is 21000.
So you are rich. You should feel happy.

>Grill cook at Dairy Queen
>$12 an hour
>23

Currently enrolling in an apprenticeship for carpentry, only reason I got the dq job is because my car died and I can walk to it.

Tire shop manager. $16. 23

Don't forget uncle sam's 25% "tax" cut

Sorry, it's artsy puzzle games right now.

nice dubs son

>Minimum wage
>105-160k

Real estate broker. $165k

Riiiiight. It would be hella weird to even try and tip at a fast food joint.

>29
>real estate lawyer
>300k

>dubs
>000

the fuck

I would key the fuck out of that

> real estate lawyer

Nice batmobile

Next time go for an audi or bmw. makes you look less of a young prick

PhD in Artificial Intelligence. 1000 €/month.Fuck my country

if you path you followed brought you here, of what use was the path?

Audis are for homosexuals and I grew out of bmws. I bought my wife a merc and my daily is an amg gt s.

>laser operator at steel plant
>mazak hypergear & 510 turbo champion
>$19/hr + $50 a day on weekends to come in for 30minutes to an hour
>22 & married

>working in a perfumary
>53,33 per week
>21
Really fucked up man

nice looking car. needs to lose the whale tail though. can we agree on that.

What is a degree in Artificial Intelligence? Is it an engineering degree?

>perfumery

I've never even heard of this, how's your nose? What do you do there? Why did you get that job?

You caught me. My actual title isn't really estate lawyer but u guys are too stupid to understand my actual title.

Ama pertaining to property law or your rights regarding property boundaries.

>Software QA Engineer
>79,500 USD
>30

>Forecast and Supply Chain Analyst.

>90k

>36

If 20 McDonalds McNuggets were placed equally on the border between two properties, who would be able to claim the entire package?

Banquet chef
$16 per hour
25

like anyone on Cred Forums has a job

formally is not a PhD in AI, but in CS and mathematics.

What is the best way to make gravy fast?

Who the fuck tips at wendys

Water, some type of stock base, corn starch. Takes as long as it takes for it to boil

Lots of people

If you don't tip them you pay for their housing, health, and food subsidies with your taxes anyway

Is the literal translate... is a "cleaning goods store", selling cosmetics, things to clean... you know. I charge anc discharge the ban, attend the people, check the inventory and all that

>Pharmacy Technician
>25
>10.25 an hour

Pretty shit right now, but after I finish school and become a Pharmacist I'll make six figures.

1k/month seems really low for a CS degree. In which country do you live?

nice

For the best chicken gravy ever use chicken base and Montreal chicken seasoning. Boil that and add corn starch / roux

>Sailor Person for USA's Water Army
>about 70 k annually
>31 single and free.....but married to the sea.

CSR Team Assistant Manager
10.75/hr
24

to be a pharmacist do you need a phd?

>electricity supplier
>18
>15$ an hour

Unemployed
200usd plus interest monthly
24

nice. i have seen the montreal chicken seasoning in that small plastic container

will remember.

Pharm.D but yeah, it will be a while.

italy.

Unemployed currently because school but summer job is grounds maintenance
$13/hr
18

You would be surprised how often I get this question.
>replace mcnuggets with fence in your question
The answer is whoever paid for it

I agree. The wing is really stupid looking and unless u can feel the difference in downforce its a waste

Mobile Engineer at Apple
$119.35 / Ho
19

>Medical marijuana trimmer
>19
>16$/hr

>Stock boy
>$11.50 + 1500 /yr
>26

I was picturing you working is some willy wonka from hell factory making perfume. Being a store clerk isn't that bad, you could easily switch to working front desk at a hotel and make more.

After taxes?

I'd slam on the brakes your ass would hit me and I'd be rich and own a car like that.

Turbo Machinery Technician at University of user

$19

19 years old.

Demolition/student
17 in cash so no tax bs
21

forest- trail keeper/guard in Swedish Lapland. I maintain hiking trails and make sure landslide prone areas are safe for passage. Spend most of my time out in the wilderness.
I earn 35 000 Sek each month which is about 4100 us dollars.
Been doing this for 7 years now. Love it.

>auto body shop
>$25/hr
>40

>union factory worker @ largest sugar factory on planet.
>28.75/hr + best health insurance I've ever seen - no premiums at all.
>turned 29 yesterday.

Sales Rep, I sell phone plans
AU$24.75/hr + commission, 1.5x pay Sundays
18

Clinical Research Associate for Pharma company
$51,000/yr
22

Sou chef at University
$16.85
21 yrs (with redseal)

Is not that easy in here. You need a title to work in a hotel, well actually you need a title for everything. And the boss in fact work with me and is a good guy, leaving the fact that he have 12 appartments, a club of football and boxing, and rent 3 stores more.

Dude I'm with you lol. I've never even heard of tipping a fast food peon. Only tip I ever gave fast food employee was my girlfriend in high school who worked at Dairy Queen. And that was the tip of my dick. Get a real job, ya hippies lol

Are you me?

>entire eastern hemisphere

What do they refine their sugar from?

>22
>HS Teacher
>$40,000 + $8k bonus
>10 months of work, not 12

Kinda low but decent with the bonus

40k is enough to live on

Rank and rate?

Warehouse Supervisor, $18.03 /hr, 25

Civil Servant in the UK
£28K
40 YO

I squat in a house. It finally sold evidently and the new people want to move in but I'm still here. How long can I squat in a house after it's sold to new owners?

Cashier at supermarket
$9.00 an hr
Gonna be 19 in 4 days

High school math teacher
$120,000 per year
29 years old
6'4" tall
225 lbs
9 inch long cock and slightly less girthy than a can of soup
White

This nigga is the Universal Manager of Lowes.

Riiiiiight.

Beets. Fuck cane sugar. :) Paul, ID. Amalgamated Sugar.

I hate your kind.

I think 2 weeks past when they tell you to leave, if you have squatter's rights and get mail there or something

>Soldier
>Bout 430$/mo
>20
>Definitely not doing it for the money

Are you two idiots too geographically illiterate to understand that that map doesn't show the entire globe

its literally the eastern hemisphere

I think the second poster mistook central asia for the USA

what a fucking dipshit

Why? What did I do wrong?

Student in Norway
Scholarship ~$11250/y
28

Sean Murray?

Scare actor
€15/hr
19

You little faggot cashiers ALWAYS fucking called for a porter to take your little ass garbage back out. ALWAYS called for a cleanup. Suck a dick, bitch.

God damn I wish I was you... must be nice

store manager

1650euros/month after taxes

27

Grymt. Har du en tur som tar ca en uke å anbefale?

pretty sure they're all salary unless contract

>student
>negative
>22

You are one dense motherfucker
The world is a globe (inb4 muh conspiracy)
There is neither a eastern hemisphere, nor a east-pole

You need to catch up. I pay my Jr guys ~$65 to $75 a year to start off with.

kek'd

Nigga other lazy fucks may have done that but I always clean up whatever the hell I drop

ill have 6 jr bacon cheeseburgers no tomato add onion, xl french fry no salt and an ice water. i always tip cute girls at drivethru like 5$

Firearm sales - 140k/yr + commission, 31

Depending where you reside in, if you squat long enough the property eventually become yours. YES you could own the property depending on circumstances and no one can kick you out. This is assuming you live in a country practicing common law.

>squatting until u own the place is called adverse possession.

Cool I never thought u guys would come up with legit questions.

>real Estate Lawyer 300k+ ama about property law

Yeah like some fucking child knows anything about Chemstar and how to clean up spills. Right.

either trolling or just plain ignorant

either way go fuck yourself you stupid fucking son of a bitch

This dude is ISIS.

Grad student/graduate assistant
$20 an hour/ $5500 stipend per semester
24

OP is prolly on meth

Kek

26
Maintance electrician/ robot technician
$31 a hour
500 hours over time a year at double time

assistant district attorney
55k/year
27

>retail associate
>$19/hr
>29

This nigga must die. FUCK YOU!

Tits or gtfo

>Student
>350€ (+250€ for rent)/month (government assistance for students)
>24

Production welder
16/hr
18
Looking to get into a steamfitter apprenticeship

thats a lot of overtime

only 55k.. that's shit. I'm just starting law school... looks like I'm not going to be an ADA then.

> Drug purchaser for small Hospital
> $13.25/hourly
> 35

For all of you guys that are 18-20, why haven't you joined the military?
>Get paid salary
>1st and 15th of every month
>Make $1300-1600 monthly during basic training(the first thing you do there)
>They pay you to buy military clothes and living essentials
>after basic you move on to school
>free college credits
>study and work for extra cash
>be respectful and rank up fast
>get paid more
>Be able to put "Served in military" on your resume, instantly gets you jobs
>Be able to say "Oh well I served some time in the military" during dates, instantly gets you pussy.

Sure, it might cost 2-4 years, but damn, nigga you get paid just for being there. The moment you sign up is the moment you start getting paid, like 24 hour wait or some shit.

how small ?

like .2 doctors and .5 nurses?

Cock size researcher
65k
23

Do you have a kik?

PipeFitter Foreman and Teacher for the Union 50+ per hour

>restraunt owner
>usually 98k per year net
>25

Like i said, I clean up shit that I drop, if i drop glass I'll pick up all the shards myself, I don't call him for shit that's my fault. Of course I don't know how to do most shit, my main area is the fuckin' register

>student
>depends on stocks
>19
>soundcloud.com/chemical-toilet-1/memes-from-a-payphone

Jr. Unix Admin
$28 per hour
24

That uh, is not what teachers make.

purchasing agent for a food service company
$55k per year plus bonus
32

Just try it
cheesespin.net/
Just try it

>math teacher
>120k a year

Even less believable than your dick size

>22
>16.75/hour salary paid 40k yr
>part time,younger and still make more than a lot of you cucks,kek

i just got licensed, first job out of law school
in this area where the cost of living is low as fuck it equates to about 84k had i taken a job in the DC metro area
plus dem benefits, and only working 40 hours a week,
i'm not trying to be a litigator who has a heart attack at 40

We've got about 3,500 total employees

oh yeah also i get a few thousand off my tuition fees because of my job ;)

doesnt sound small then

i could already tell you work in drive thru because of your retard grammar, son.

Jo visst, Kungsleden tar cirka 7-10 dagar beroende på vilken led man tar och vart man börjar. Sträcker sig mellan Abisko och Hemavan
Ungefär 400 km lång. På vintern kan den bli ganska hård med brutal kyla och 2 meter snö. Men även norrsken och underbar natur. Jag jobbar där nästan hela vintern.
Allt från fjäll till urskog och sjöar.

Performer at Disney and universal orlando. 22. 15 an hour before taxes.

Yeah because you're retarded and couldn't mix chemicals like we could.

I don't have to pay for college ;D

>customer service at college book store
>minimum wage
>19

$12 per hour FedEX package handler

Software Test Engineer
83,250usd
benefits
bonus(maybe)
401k
former mariner 2m unlimited oceans

Because I don't need to mix fucking chemicals, my CASHIER job doesn't require me to mix chemicals

I turn big rocks into little rocks

Small compared to hospitals in larger cities. I meant the size of the building. It is only four stories tall and only has about 300 total beds. We do a LOT of outpatient surgery though.

Those are trips you fucking retard

Because you're a literal nigger. Only niggers and pregnant losers take a cashier job.

U guys bring joy and laughter to children. 15 an hr is all they pay u??? I've lost hope in this world.

Does everyone try and hook up with the princesses?

So what the fuck do you do, and how do I do it?

That 3rd "0" is part of a 70, you fucking ignorant shit

Panda express starting pay is $12 an hour

Came here to say this. Thank you user.

OP should have lurked more.

Cancerous thread is cancer.

Found the poor non tippers enjoy your spit filled baconator.

>sales assistant
>3.48 € per hour
>19

15 an hour is what universal pays. Disney's 10. Luckily Im almosy never there any more.

Almost forgot
>chemistry student

I'm a Puerto rican who got this job straight out of high school to pay for college. Maybe you're the nigger who decided to get a Porter job you fucking cuck

>E-2 in army
>$10.70/hr
>20

>AOL Member Services Agent
>11.00 per hour
>21

>Freelance Webdev (Full Stack)
>Tell people $20/hr, spend half my time shitposting and watching anime, so $40/hr.
>Turned 18 last May
OP is nearly 40 and works at fucking Wendys, kek.

>only Jr. Software Engineer
>only $12/hr
PFFFFFFFFT
You're literally living on the poverty line even if you work your ass off. 30,000 a year with a 40 hour workweek is not the kind of thing you should brag about.

Who gives tips @ Wendy's?

U would see a bunch of my other posts here answering property law questions.

I create and redefine property boundaries. I register and destroy property titles and parcels. I resolve boundary disputes. 5 years in school. 10 years work experience. The amazing career of a land surveyor.

Pic kinds related. Though I am an office overlord in a suit and tie 99.99% of the time. No more field work.

.he is cart pusher $9 hour + tips

do people tip drive thru attendants? wtf

It's dube AND trips you retarded nigger loving cock pounder.

When I was like 23. Now I make 60k a year. Fucking wannabe nigger. I bet you take your weekly check and buy a pair of Jordan's every Friday.

>AOL
Fucking kys

Whoops forgot pic.

$13.75 an hour looking at Cred Forums, playing Battlefield and letting Trump supporters earn my living for me. Disabled veteran with a hot wife that lets me fuck her almost daily.

>28
>crane operator
>16hr /plus bonuses
My job is easy as fuck work 10 hrs of 80 hours the rest is spent watching movies playing vidya. Boss dont care infact he watches movies on his ipad.

Ikr? Whenever I applied it was originally for another job. I thought aol had gone out of business years ago. Cake job though tbh.

39 years old

Professional pizza delivery coordinator at dominoes

15k/year+tips. Pulling in pretty good bucks now guys promotion here, promotion there I think I can get get to 100k-120k in corporate after maybe 5 years. I am definitely the best coordinator this location has ever had.

I don't wear fucking sneakers, i have one pair of old ass sneakers I mostly wear bootsvyou fucking crouton. Don't assume you know my life you fucking janitor.

baitttttttttt.

what

My size 13's would stomp your little egg head in, bitch nigga. And that's former janitor to you

I hope ur not for real. At corporate u will be making 55k tops. The ceo is probably making 60k with unlimited pizza benefits.

Associate at Goldman Sachs (NYC)
115k + bonus (~10-20%, I'm not i-banking!)
36

To OP: When I was 28, I was a college grad with a wife and child to take care of and I worked a job with my teenage brother-in-law at an organic farm literally shoveling chicken droppings, gathering eggs and slopping hogs.

You can make it bro!

85k
Submerged ARC welder
25

4th year elementary school teacher. $34,717 yearly salary. Take home about 850 every two weeks. I teach academic intervention so I don't have to deal with behavior problems. I get to kick assholes out of my class. Fuck those little shits. Plus benefits are amazing.

Manager at a ink cartridge store
10/hr
23

>nothing, finishing school.
>any money i want of my family.
>18

Yeah, right. there's always an underwater welder here. Usually they claim to make 300k a year.

>Sales account manager for local brewery in DFW
>30,000/yr
>25

Porter and janitor is the same shit to me, they both clean up shit and get called to do the lazy niggas job.

>manager
>works and lives in Dallas
>only makes 30k a year

time to send those resumes

So you started as a surveyor? It actually seems pretty interesting. What did you go to school for? Presumably not surveying, I've got friends with no futures doing field survey work.

Forgot to mention it's + commission as well.

>pic sorta related. I'm a fat white guy

Network engineer
27
65k

Recruiter shill, that is the largest pile of bullshit I've heard.

>Get paid salary
>1st and 15th of every month
>Make $1300-1600 monthly during basic training(the first thing you do there)
That's $15,000 a year. Literally below the poverty line. Also, basic training sucks.

>They pay you to buy military clothes and living essentials
"They pay you to spend money on specific things which perfectly evens out."
Thanks, that's totally a plus.
>after basic you move on to school
>free college credits
>study and work for extra cash
Study a boring degree you don't like for mediocre pay.
>be respectful and rank up fast
I can rank up fast by drinking mountain dew when I buy the new Call of Duty. It isn't a plus in and of itself.
>get paid more
More than literal poverty? Thanks.
>Be able to put "Served in military" on your resume, instantly gets you jobs
Instantly gets a liberal to throw your resume into the trashcan because they think you're evil.*
>Be able to say "Oh well I served some time in the military" during dates, instantly gets you pussy.
Instantly gets you called a baby killer.*

whatever. anything over 30k these days is survivable. But you wont be able to start a family on that wage, unless you want to rent some shitty apartment and pour your money down the drain.

Good luck faggot

SAW isnt underwater, its a specific type of welding, i went into it after getting my red seal

Nah man I am bein real. I know the money I am making now is pretty impressive but shit I will make way more when I get moved to the upper management.

Yet I made more than the cashiers at the time. Eat my ass, nigga.

Hell no I don't want a family. I just started working this job less than a year ago. I suppose there's room for a raise.

>Server
>9.50 hr/tips
> 23 and College Student

>24
>live in a first world country (hint: america is a third world country)
>reach-truck driver
>26 eur/hr

>he thinks cost of living is the same everywhere

There are still places where minimum wage will support a family of 4 comfortably

Part time broadcast journalist
$10/hr
Only startes a few months ago, so easy.

what??? come on faggot. maybe if you are getting like 4k a month in welfare on top of that.

>Professional chef at mcdonnalds.
>15.00hr plus free mcchickens
>35
Manager says im the best burger bro he hired, up for a pomotion in a few weeks.

Who the hell tips drive thru?

$82k including bonus
Mechanical Engineer at F500 chemical company
23

>hotel manager (small privately owned in Aus
>surrounded by forest
>26
>700 per week
>all I do is get stoned in the forest

>USA's Water Army
Wut

Nope just nope

chef at wendy's
8.75/hour
43

>Parti-time cleaner at a gym
>Fulltime student
>$450 a month= 0 after car payment & insurance
>25

what do you engineer there?

Sorry have to go with this guy I live in the second poorest state in america. The household medium of dual income is 50k a year. You can maybe support one kid but you aint going to be living well.

Pretty much the only thing I retained from the military was the knowledge necessary to choke out liberal faggots.

Na man. I'm serious. I've got family that live in towns where 450/month is rent for a 4 bedroom 3 bathroom house. Everything else is equally inexpensive. Prices tend to adjust for an area based on average income.

>implying that your 90s corollas brakes work anywhere as good as the ones of a new supercar.

He would have stopped before you even started decelerating.

Aus govt admin.
39,000aud a year?
20.

Fucking kill me now.

>Mechanic
>25usd - taxes
>20
I live in norway so everything is fucking expensive

They live on top of a nuclear waste spill?

whatever. dont believe you.

Can I stick my property into my neighbors property?

Delivery person. 18.85 per hour and 28 per hour after 8 hours

The state I'm in, the average is 52k, the town I'm in its 43k. I've been to towns where the average was 12-20k. These aren't lives of luxury. But a decent rental house, two older cars, bills covered, and a little for savings at the end of the month.

>sou

Railroad laborer

$18.00/hr

23

It's not much hourly, but I get about 84hrs/wk. It's easy to make 60k/yr

Land Survey Technician
age 21
40k/year

39k at entry level department position? Cunt give it time, work hard, make contacts, befriend the HOD and every current minister, suck up, and you might might make Malc/Bills top man

>Delivery person. 18.85 per hour and 28 per hour after 8 hours
Am 25 also

You can tell those that work in a decent western civilisation like AUS/NZ to those that work in US just by the pay rates kek

Guess you got a point roswell nm, avreage is 36k a year for dual income. But thats like bum fuck no where.

Lab Automation Integrator
$75/hr in office, $225/hr at customer sites
26 y.o.

Not even that hard of a job tbh. People are just dumb.

Line cook. 16:50 $

what does that meaningless job title actually mean?

what do you do?

There's a world of difference between a survey technician and a licensed surveyor. It sounds like ur friends are technicians. Once u can sign and stamp things it's where the money is at. I haven't set up an instrument in years. It's land surveying school much the same that ur friends went to. Cept they probably only paid attention to the practical classes rather than the law and background stuff.

Yes you can

Spaceman at NASA
2.2mm annually
Plus residuals from my books
Not old

Most douches in those cars ride people's asses. Also, my car is only 5 or so years old

Insurance defense attorney
31
85k

Oh no way. Where you from? Are you being screwed cuz we start technicians at 23 an hour. What guns do u use? Leica?

I guarantee you mean $7.50 and $22.50 Ain't no way this is a $225/hour job.

>Family Dollar Cashier
>$8.80 an hour
>20

how is life? you enjoying it?

Correction officer. Make 25.62 a hour not including benefits. 23 yo.

Gotcha. Thanks man.

Easements- sure

But you know damn well no one is getting a free house via squatting.

For what then?

Self-employed
6.25 USD/hour
30 years old

Engineering support for a manufacturing area. Mainly capital and expense projects.

I do.
It depends where you work. Plaintiff's side was nice, private defense is ok, but in-house is the dream.

Why?

Yeah, but you don't get rich from an auto accident unless you're paralyzed.

>Walmart freezer
>$11/hr
>27

>overnight stocker at Walmart
>$10/hour
>19

Waiter at a rich retirement village
>$10.0/hr
>16

nice, motherfucker. you could start a family with that wage.

Industrial Software Engineer.
3000 euro a month
29

Maintenance Electrician
$38/hr
42

Fuck

No problem

A lot of places have scrapped adverse possession but a ton of places in the developed countries still practice it. Search up adverse possession court cases.

It's good money with high end benefits. I can retire from the state at 39 with a pension.

I'd kill to do this, seriously

At most you have 5 years experience. Zero chance you make that much.

is the math hard at that level of electricianship?

i stopped listening when they started talking about sines and cosines etc

EB Games Warehouse
$23/hr
23

>first year cable installer
>$17 an hour
>started at $15.38
>Company pays for clothing, tools, gas, trucks, basically everything
>401k Matching
>bonuses
>plenty of over time.

I love my job.

Do you want to play the law school answer game or real world?

If you make it to 39

>Assembly Departmet Trainer (plastic spray pumps)
>$14.89 p/h
>25

Ever heard of Prince Telecom?

oh and I am
>29

nope. What is that?

Jag är avundsjuk. Är leds på att programmera i stan.

In high school I worked fast food, and no one ever got tipped. Ever. You probably got tipped a dollar once

No. It's all basic trigonometry and algebra.

You make like $35k and you love your job?

Cable installation company for Comcast.

Hi newfriend

>work at tire shop
>manual labor but not too bad
> $10 an hour cash, no 1099
>I'm 19, turn 20 in two weeks

Fuck you

>No job
>Inheriting 20 million dollars
>19

still find a purpose in life or you'll feel empty in 10 years

I actually make more than that. I rounded down.

I'm guessing you are for real but u know the law world and real world are connected right? U take a judge to court citing this law the judge will either award u based on what the rule book says or say it's bullshit and scrap it from the law books. If ur country still has adverse possession, you will get the title to the place by squatting. This includes the UK where a homeless man a couple years back got award an apartment complex from squatting.

This shit is online. Why would I make up something I am claiming to be an expert of that's so easily fact checked?

Just wait until your wife dies giving birth to your child and your child dies soon after you actually connect with her.

Law enforcement
65,000$
28

Graduate student in chemistry
24k/y
24

Double 24 wut

It pays the bills and I enjoy it. So what? I worked in a group home for autistic adults for 7 years. I have an asscociates degree which gets you nothing now. My parents didn't pay for anything either. Some people don't get money from mommy and daddy you basement dweller.

I have heard of comcast, are they a contracting company for comcast?

Yes

Security operations supervisor
20
20.25/hr

...

Are you American? Pretty fucked my dude, in cuckada if you make less than like 30k a year you get as many welfare cheques as possible until you make 30k and you also get free tuition,and every form of healthcare for free