ITT we are plague doctors and greentext stories

ITT we are plague doctors and greentext stories.

>be me
>just plaque doctoring and minding my business in some european shithole of a small town
>steaming hot farm maid comes to me
>10/10 would bang
>she asks me for help
>fuck yes.carbon drawing
>the hot lady takes me to her home where her bloated and toad looking little sister is lying on a bed
>wtf.starpattern
>"I see the problem my child", I said in dark and professional voice and hoped it wasn't contagious and I thanked to Lord
for my mask, which also prevented her sister to see my terrified face which surely showed signs of ultimate disgust
>I stick the needle into the bloated monster and start letting blood from her to deliver the illness out of her
>trust me, I'm a doctor
>the bitch lets out a loud fart and dies
>hot sister freaks out
>wat do?
>I come up with a quick bullshit excuse about the evil spirit, that is now contained within the blood container I was holding
>she buys it, even though she is devastated
>I need to ditch the bloodcontainer so I toss it in a well
>endofmyworries.wood carving
>about 3 days later the whole town is filled with those toady monsters
>all of them banging my door day and night, praying me to cure them
>I bail it and run to the countryside where I contact the mayor about some terrible famine and the said town is being
burned to dust along with its tenants
>I get praised for saving everyone else by letting the officials know of this disease and I'm being payed to study this new threat
>in other words: I sit all day poking dead frogs and carcasses with a stick and get payed like a king
>I'm a doctor
>end of my worries even though I didn't score

Bump

bump for interest

Is everyone really jacking off to traps and pretending to be amuzed in YLYL threads?

probably, yeah

it's sad that those REGULAR threads get more replies and your thread is tumbleweed, especially on a board called RANDOM

It hardly stands up for "random" anymore...

Stop Samefagging. It was pretty good, so post more or shaddap

>.woodcarving

bumperino

Keep making shit like this op, shit is cash

>Believing Op made this up on the spot and isn't just copypasta.

Worst one I've ever read. Also, when you spell like a grade schooler it distracts from the story.

bump, I want more op

After this I'm going to play some vidya.

>be me plague doctor
>it was a season of very contagious cunt rot, so I was pretty busy and got payed pretty well
>I was poking some dead critted in my clinic when this bloated "woman" barges in
>she complains some burn and pain in her cunt (big fucking surprize)
>"I see, please show me what troubles you", I tried to stay as professional as I could
>she streches up her legs and I get to work
>the sight alone was enough to give me nightmares and I was happy I had doubled up my smelling herbs in my mask
>I pretended to know which one was the cunt hole
>"what does it look like? Can you do anything?"
>"uhh, I see what seems to be the problem my child" ,I answered and of course I lied. I had no idea what could fix such a cesspool of nightmares in front of me
>I let out a sight of relief and stand up
>I come back and empty 20 jars of leeches in the first hole I come up with
>she moans unappropiately which gave me very weird boner and at the same time I try not to throw up
>I send her home and get back to my dead critter
>the critter was gone?
>wut.painting
>never mind
>i file a new order for leeches

It's an old story I made up and saved

I'm eurofag so it's destined to have some errors

Understandable but the story still sucked. Try harder and repeat yourself less.

I was just testing if people are still interested into more than just the same old threads which are posted daily.
If I was more into it, I would come up with something better.

>kid with autism comes into my doctor castle
>doesn't wanna talk to me, just wants to flap his hand
>i know what's wrong with him
>i am a doctor
>tell him he needs to lose about 8 fathoms of blood
>tell him this will make him flap less
>remove 8 fathoms of blood from autist
>flapping stops
>breathing stops
>doesn't matter, he's cured
>i am a doctor

Fucking sweet maymay i will try one later on /x/

>another doctor comes into my castle
>his mask is scarier than mine
>feel like patrick bateman in the business card scene
>keep old timey shitty spaghetti in my robes
>i am a doctor
>ask him what the problem is
> he says his mask is stuck on
>what
>he says his mask is stuck on
>i say i heard you the first time faggot, i just dont know how did that
>he says he dunno
>okay
>get out my old timey knife
>cut face a bit and mask comes off
>doctor has huge boils and shit that were holding it in place
>the mask didnt stop this
>i rationalize that he probably used the mask wrong
>the mask cannot fail
>tell him his veins got crossed and this made his face swell
>tell him he needs to uncross his veins
>tell him he surely knows how to do that cause hes a doctor too
>he doesn't want to admit that we're full of shit so he nods and leaves
>forgets his mask
>i clean off the boil juice and wear it
>i am a scarier doctor

gr8 copypasta

Better than crickets