Rekt thread

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how retarded do you have to be, like Jesus Christ?

One seems to have survived at the left

what the...

walked away with a broken wrist and 2 broken ribs

Stupid fuck lmao

how long did you work to arrive at that mediocre filename?

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Lol

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le buuthurt ? kek

With that party hat, I just thought this was a webm from a normal children birthday party. Well I was wrong, just a muslim children party

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It says a lot when even before you're properly at war with your enemies you're eating thier girlfriends

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Any1 got the vid of a plane crashing on a car?

What happened there? Old person driving?

most likely a woman. ive seen this before

kek'd there

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wtf dis shit?

what a hell ? drugs ?

No, the driver was an alcohol. Very sad.

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When I get this baby up to 88MPH you're going to see something amazing.

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holy shit youre right

I got b& once for posting this

wow dat impact !!

>le

You must be new here. Welcome.

B&?

did he die

>that perfect park at the end

Fuck I need sauce

Nope just a fraction

Clearly a bunch of retards, what with the cell phones, but it was a clean kill at least.

no, i know him i saw him yesterday at a party

Hes a really fun dude to hang around

Earphones. People put them on, zone out, get fucked.

Someone should edit this with the allah chants and shit.

that's a nice sonic cosplay

Frankly, they were fucking lucky.

Degenerates

he is pretty ok
fractured, but whole

sauce? She do porn of any kind?

yes man, don't you recognize your mom?

Any more like this?

Fuck you, not only did you beat me to it you fucked up the quote.

I hope you get raped by your father.

Yes

my asshole after taco bell

This is actually a legal slaughter, I believe, but I'm no expert. This is actually a human way to do it and you can see how they go to drain the blood, so the goat dies more quickly. The tragedy is that goat meat is comically not available in the US.

Fuck off back to 9gag, newfag

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What the hell am I looking at?

He looks like he's got a rifle slung around his shoulder as he lands. Was he some soldier who dropped a defective mortar down the pipe, or was he planting an IED or something?

yeah nerve gas killed him a week later

I don't know how true this is. I've had goat several times and I live in the US

Judge Dredd in action

Senpai noticed me in cosplay!!!!

Queer bitch

yeah. he became a succesful movie star.

I guess that was a some gas leak and a spark occured

Checked!

Kek'd wasn't expecting the body to fall from the top of the frame.

OH YEAH

Ah, so the Xiaomeng De-Shirter 2000 was a success in testing!

this is glorious.

hahaha great suggestion m8 its a pretty funny website

nothing new, asians can't drive

Seriously? Damn.

This is why I never wear earphones/headphones/earmuffs when walking down the street or really anywhere outside. Just so much shit can happen.

what is this? the mentally retarded son of an autistic great white shark and a gorilla?

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its like throwing a grenade in VATS

>Zoolander_Gas_Station_Scene.webm

Do you think that's me or something?

>mao dzedun
>dzedun

No wonder america is the laughing stock of the free world

Lurk more

No, they really can't. Anyone who argues "muh stereotypes" is a fucking faggot.

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Found the newfag

Princess!

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about to lick some pussy

she should have chomped it into pieces like a real cat , the corner cutting pussy ass nigger

LIKE A GLOVE

Fucking Ghost Rider.

file name should be BEyblade.gif

bestgore.com/beheading/struggle-man-peel-face-hand-cut-off-brutal-beheading-flimsy-blade/

but isn't the most common chinesian name mao dzedun ?

he has a hat

is it the guy running away who lights it?

It's "Tse-tung" or "zedong" in english

Fucking kek that was disturbing!!! Someone make a webm out of this!!!

Now thats the kind of rekt I like

Cartel fags know how make your life a living hell!

Small arguments turn into petty killings in third-world countries. Fucking animals.

and how do you like this

kek

Brutal as fuck!

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subtle

Some faggot typed it and you instantly believe it? No he is dead as fuck you moron..

Thank you for keeping rekt thread real.

Translate please? What language is that?

No the guy thought it would be a flamethrower to kill the other guy, that's not how it works

Marty, we got to go back!

Stuff no one says in response to a real rekt post

Bullshit. You got a source?

Is this real? Looks like something straight out a Tim Burton movie,good job.

Considering mice can chew through metal I'm not sure swallowing a live one is a great idea.

where did you post it?

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This.

Anyone eating anything that has sharp anything, or stingers/pinchers, is dumb af.

Reverse wave.gif.

kek

Probably burst a blood vessel in his brain

Just watch the video newfagaylord or go back on facebook! You call this a rekt thread? Bitch please! The only real rekt is this video right here!

this is why i look both ways even at an intersection.

Source on that?

story??

I cringe in pain Everytime I see this oh god

Dumb nigger.

No he just fainted due to holding his breath.

Underrated

He is dead faggots, Jesus Christ you people are stupid as hell.

Yea no ...I ain't clicking your link

"open his mouth"

that's prety much it

Oh this shit is very real mate

>opens gore thread
>doesn't want to watch gore

K

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pussy

Do it pussy

>cutfags

ah me too, had a close call once.

lol its a bestgore link you stupid fuck!! Stfu and let the true rekt fans talks

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>rekt fans
>fans

Get out

I'm sure he's OK

Kek. Fucking faggots

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or you could maybe, look both ways when crossing the street.

Touché

>true rekt fans

Enjoying Highschool?

Did you click on the link??? It's clearly a trap! You just gave up your precious IP kek newfag!

so edgyyyyyy

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Sure, kid.

Woah!? my IP! life is ruined now.

But srly someone make a webm of this now!

That shit has been spammed non-stop for the entire last week already. Lurk more.

No trap there, just a shitty website full of fake gore.

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Vasovagal syncope

I have the weirdest boner, literally diamons, i want her to suck my dick

Then post the fucking webm you useless piece of fat virgo!

Was he bitten by a radioactive mouse?

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You felt right into that bait newfag

Oh, of course, I'll post it just for you in a moment.

>November 25, 2015
>Black Lives Matter existed at this time
>Where were they when this happened?

Muh nigga. That's some low tier gore, I didn't feel anything watching this.

>Edgy teen

It's a white man, do they don't care.

I am not edgy, I am just a meme master.

yea im not sure I want a panicked mouse clawing for its life at my stomach lining.

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Killed a kid in a kiddie pool.

hurr durr the vegan got triggered

Holy shit.... I've seen some shit in my days here but this is too much.. My hands are shaking

Shh, don't feed the newfag

get that shit sharpened

new form of cancer therapy, heat kills cancer cells

wake me up inside

Same problem happened with dull guillotine, fucking sucks

heh

I work with big boy lathes but I take precautions to not end up getting wound up in the machine, however I regularly watch my boss lean into the things to take measurements with his sleeves flapping against the jaws and stuff. I want to buy his machines off him though so if he gets chewed up it will carry a silver lining

Y

Man, I feel enraged watching this.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=ajmI1P3r1w4

Kek

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Fake, some user debunked it

RKO OUTTA NOWHERE

To get the stuck blood outside of his fingernail. He just happened to do it with a drill instead of using a heated paperclip to burn through the nail.

Stfu inbred red neck go fuck your sister bitch. Someone should do that shit to you and call it legal to kill retards.

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tNo sympy for matadors getting rekt.

Thats ISIS dumb ass

Y tho

The blood under the nail is building up pressure. He is not trying to hurt himself, rather he is trying to release the pressure so his finger will not hurt so much

Thats china moron. No wonder morons are the laughing stock of the free world moron

dont be a pussy go through the finger.

Lol I guess niggers aren't the only savage ones. Kek

Just like gta, If it were a bunch of niggers people would be protesting right now.

Thats some quick service.,

fuck that was brutal

Banned newfag

>hitman
>hes already on fire

how can asians build a car from bamboo and pig shit but cant drive the mother fucker i never understood that.

Rude.

they deserve it

> Americans

I bet this bitch gets a lot of swipes left on tinder. You beta really want this bitch around when you're sleeping ? you don't stick your dick in crazy well.. beta losers do. I hope so does her job and kills a fuck load of you.

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Story? looks sick

Ha Ha crazy fail.

Sir. Sir! You dropped your organs!

why did his arm move? was his brain still active or something? the gun couldn't have made it move

Y'all got rekt:

Cred Forums Pass user since April 2015.

>shotgun didn't seem to do the trick better shoot him a few more times to be sure. kek

Muscles can still do things on their own after the brain stops sending signals.

Yea great hitman, hitmen don't hit themselves.. more like a moron for hire.

>ny
You can see his leg ripped off

>M A D N E S S
>A D N E S S
>D N E S S
>N E S S
>E S S
>S S
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my gf gives me shit for waiting a second and looking both ways before going at a green light. I need to show her that video to shut her the fuck up

next time do it to your throat moron.

do it again!!!

Impulses from the brain and nerves firing...he was dead instantly with the first shot. Bodies twitch long after death, especially from impact trauma.

Probably a Mexican gang execution.

Nerves still move after death. Some people even have a body spazam.

Stupid white people.. prob yelled YA then stood up like a moron and passed out.

not the guy who posted but holy shit you got some retarded logic

>he gets triggered from animal abuse therefor he's a vegan

get the fuck out you moronic imbecile

More like... a shitman.

fag

underrated post
not. kys.

LoL, fuckin fat red neck inbred prob thinking about fucking his cousin when he shot unarmed person.

they_see_me_rollin_they_hatin.gif

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u mad?

Impecable

Dude its an Asian WOMAN so its doubled up

I like how calm he is in the original video, just casually explaining how he kicked a train in movement.
issoebizarro.com/blog/acidentes-tragedias/jovem-entediado-tem-a-perna-arrancada-apos-chutar-um-trem/

its in brazil, they are all niggers, the cops too.

brazilian police are gangster as fuck tho m9.
everyone give the american police a bad rap for shooting people, but at least they usually try to negotiate first and have some kind of protocol to follow, in brazil they just shoot you and thats it.

>black lives matter
>black
>guy shot weren't black

are you dumb?

gtfo passfag

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Clean as fuck

#jdm

The train she was waiting on finally passes, and she goes just never though about their being 2 tracks.

topkek

>fraction

I really hope they cook and eat that meat, otherwise its a waste of an animal.

Who's to say they didn't eat it?

You have any idea how much more crime Brazil has compared to the US? Brazilian cops are justified.

They already fucked it, so eating it would be haram.

I know, that's the point. They try to make their movement appear to be against police brutality in general, but it's only for retarded thugs who get shot for not complying. Then they chimp out in the streets and set shit on fire.

>Hindus or whatever do this as a regular sacrifice to their heathen gods
>Muslims do this as a normal thing, often far worse because they actually stab it in the throat and let it bleed out
>except frequently with large stock like camels and bulls
>shit looks sounds like a water hose
>hurr whiteys

free liquor

It was a clean cut and it didn't suffer, different of sandniggers killing their offerings to their god.

MODS DELET THIS
fuck you you disgusting cunt... god, i'm gonna be sick.
not cool man... i mean, you know this is the clearweb right? shit like this needs to stay in tor redrooms, you gonna get v& m80

I like how he decided they need more bullets

Wouldn't feel safe standing so close in such a tight spot. Some fucker could so easily push you...

A good deal of them make no effort to hide that they only care about police violence against blacks.

your money got rekt

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Faggot

itchy nose

Seriously kill yourself. Buy a gun, load it, and then shoot yourself in the face you stupid nigger.

You're full of shit. TN fag here and I had goat yesterday.

i like how the driver was clearly trying to put his hands up in surrender, the passenger was already stunned from shock and the cop was just like "mmmm na i don't have time for this"

brain matter coming out his nose, kek

Hey, my friend's snake did a piss poor job at killing its food once too; when we got back thar night there was a holy snake and a cute little rat bathing it's self .

This is the most disgusting thing I've seen on Cred Forums. Fucking pure disgusting. Why the fuck would she swallow the mouse? Who is she? Why?

Ikr, there are even this safety marks, but they are just ignoring them.

>Angry vegan

holy fucking shit this is brutal

Did you not see his neck do a complete 360? He's dead bro lol

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There seems to be 2 explosions. one under him and then one a little to the left for that double jump extra distance.

Wtf happened here?

Bullshit.

Dont listen to this faggot.

Any hunter that's ever used slugs can tell you, you'll see the exact same kind of deformation in animals hit by this shit.

Yeah if I remember rightly old man thought accelerator was brake. Saw this happen before in rl except instead of a car wash it was me he drove into on a crossing.

That guy bled all over the ground

so, you are from brazil?
lol
dont know if a i should wish you to be white or black

Anything involving a bull and sport usually involves getting the bull pissed off. In this case, a bit too pissed off, and it attacked what it could find.

WTF

Old people are pretty dangerous when they are driving cars, tbh.

>drunk
>trying to stand in front of a subway track

The idiocy of some people is embarrassing

Thats savage

Yes, and I'm white

>Quick, this man has a head injury, grab him and pull him roughly out of his chair!

Unavoidable in some places - in busy stations in London in peak times it's always like this. I stand almost sideways for exactly that reason.

Oh shit whyd he go.and do that?

>decapitate goat
>drain blood from body so it dies more quickly

"This isn't even my special move "

or film properly.

it's his arm torn to peaces and you see his bone hanging like a rifle

Horniest bull I've ever seen. Rape culture.

haha silly white people, you're supposed to do that to other people haha

backstory?

QUICK FUCK HER WHILE SHE IS STILL WARM

thats some Mad Max shit

>nerves