Lets see who is posting here

lets see who is posting here

Studying
19
no clue
2
8 inches

construction
36
~$20/hr
~15
8''

Carpenter
26
22hr
1 girl 3 guys
Never measured

Astronaut
4 months old
17.000.000 billions of trillions each minutes
3.000.000.000 half world population
56 miles long dick

graphic design
26
4
6 inches? never actually measured.

Insurance verification specialist
26
40k
33
8 inches

>Mfw I need a better job

Lower management at a truck stop
22
11.75/hr
1
5"

0
17
0
0
7

Biomedical scientist (haematology and blood transfusion
27
£44,000
2 girls 2 guys.
8"

Hematology and blood transfusion? That sounds neat. Is it anything like IVIG?

Sales Engineer
26
~55k/year
3
16cm

44k? A year? You're getting cucked hard

>Carer (temporary)
>19
>£15,000
>6.9 inch

Also fucked 0

Unemployed since late August
18 coming up to 19
£0/ph
None
Just under 6"

I'm a fucking loser, I know, no need to point out the obvious ;^]

Bio grad student at UMich (TA/RA for $)
25
Funding and pt job puts it at around 40k
Around 35-40
7.5"

What a fucking loser. Nah you're still young bro. Just get your shit together soon and you'll be okay.

Fabrication
26
45k
3
7"

Production worker (Gunpowder/TNT)
23
70-80k a year (not sure)
3
5.5"

special needs care
22
11.50/hr
24
7.5in

IT Director
26
£105k
14
7

xDD

>IVIG
No that sort of decision is not done by us....we do blood test etc

programmer
33
€42K
1
16cm

Are you at least in school?

Also work out, and make money. Be confident and eventually you will drown in pussy.

change

Student
21
$8.75/hr at shitty part time job
0 (super gay)
never measured

IT Engineer
24
£23k PA
11
6.5"

Normie as fuck

coo
27
90000
80-100
15

do explain?

Interesting. I start college soon for my doctorates so this fascinates me.

How tho I've tried
Nothing changes ;^[

Thanks user ;^]

InfoSec Analyst
27
$70K
4
4.11"

>factory worker (food industry)
>22
>$15/hr
>1
>average

life is not so bad, only thing im missing is a nice qt to have some fun with

IT Technician
21
19k
7
6inch

Yeah I am in College.

Yeah I have been told before to work out. I am slowly becoming more and more confident. ;^]

studying / night auditor
23
700€
~15
13cm

git gud

Bar tender.
19
£12/h
5
7.5

Change is hard. Why? Because it's all on YOU to get shit together. Nigga there are kids who can play 3 instruments and get perfect grades, and you're here on the internet.

Use your time better, read and make the effort. Seek out positive change, and it will happen.

NEET lyfe I'm coasting til i start college then ill go back to working as a phone shill
20
NEET
cant be bothered to count. more than 10 tho
8, maybe a lil under if im honest

pic unrelated

Murse
25
65-75k depending how much i work.
4
6.5

python developer
21
2.5k per month
6
7 3/4

Software tester
37
£42,000
2
7.5"

I'm fine with that

finna try

>NEET
>21
>Whatever mommy gives me
>0
>~6in
Guess im the only honest one here

Unemployed
25
None
1
18cm

Operate heavy equipment mostly escavator - oil
26
$51.50 a hour, last yr made $118k
6
7"

highschool
18
don't work
2
6.5inches

What's your major? And see, your in college thats the hard part.

This is me and im just now starting college to be a doctor because my fiance is 7 months away from being an RN. You have a head start on me. Be happy.

Psychologist
22
It depends
4
6 inches

Avionics technician
22
$18/hr
1
6.5 in

Player support with a popular game company
28
16/h
4 gf, 2 1 night stands
4.5"

student
19
0 from jobs, 10k from state
1
6.5"

>Pro gamer (Faze gaming)
>12
>YouTube ad revenue
>Your mom
>11 inches

studying
19
nah
20 dudes 5 girls (ish)
6"

drug dealer
20
about 200 a day
2
5.5 weiner inches

Plumbing apprentice
29
$16/hr
2
7.25"

Strategy at large tech
33
~200k per year
3
17cm

Move to London and double your pay mate

if you're not fat you have no excuse to not go to the park and play guitar til girls start sucking ur dick
you'll start out feeling awkward and sucking, a week later you'll know some chords, a week later you'll be pretty decent, covering some hipster trash(even if you dont like it, its the best music to learn on), a week after that your skin will get better and you'll start grooming better, and a good haircut and good skin is all it takes to be attractive

do it 3 days a week and I give it a month til you hit it off with a girl. the self esteem that gives you will help you get a job and make some positive change.

if you're fat then i guess u can try but that sucks bro

chef at wendy's
43
$8.75/hour
8
5-1/2"

Nah College in the UK is like the equivalent to Community College in the US I think.

When you guys say College you often are referring to University which is an option next year.

Service Canada Employee,
31
83K
Well over 50, mostly 16 - 19
Never measured

I get you mane.

Research Fellow (Humanities)
27
35,000€ / year
12
19,5 cm

So what's university in US? Compare to UK?

I play the guitar and I can attest that "teaching" girls to play the guitar almost always leads to pussy.

It takes longer than three weeks through, but it's worth it.

English teacher
34
50'000 Swiss francs a year on average
2
8 inches

Work in Finance
25
£42,000 p/y
37
6"

Audio/Visual Technician
My rate depends on how much I like the person I'm doing a job for. Last year I made 60k CAD working 8 months.
11 before I figured what a huge faggot I am
6 inches

Engineer
23
$65k
1 (gf 8 years)
6.5

Am 32*

living in france is not worth it

those people are rude, boring, useless slugs

Chemist
23
175k
6
5 inches

19k? That's fuckin horrendous my dude. Gotta be getting more for what you do.

>student (worked as a salesman in Media Markt for the summer)
>18
>nothing (was $4/hr for the summer job)
>3
>16 cm

computer programmer
35
$71,000 USD/year
3
6"

Waiter
22
$10/hr +tips
64
6inches

>Production Supervisor
>25
>$20/hr
>15 (16 if you count that faggot I railed from behind)
>5 inches or something

I don't live in France.

>17
MODS

Doctor
19
Blown twice
8.5

Paint guy (idfk technical terms)
19
$10/HR
1
7.8"

MODS

>journalist
>29
>decent wage
>3 (ex girlfriends for long term)
>7 inches

Resident physician
27
$51k/yr
1
6"

Butcher
19
$10.75 + $16.13 on Sundays
0
6"

>ITT everyone lies about their penis size on an anonymous venetian gondola admiration forum

Very impresssive.

Are you going to mars on elon musk's spaceship all by yourself?

Computer Repair Slave
21
12.36
2
no idea

Polack detected

lol being a doctor for only 51k/year?

what?

Yeah we all knew.

Waitstaff
22
$14.50/hr
I think it's 8 or 9
5 1/2 in


Yeah

You are a doctor at 19? In the USA it takes 4 years of pre-recs and 4 years of medical school with 2 years of internship to become an MD.

That means to be a doctor at 19 you would have to have started at 9, or 11 if you got pre recs done in two years.

This isn't adding up, this isnt adding up at all.

It's called being a resident. I graduated med school, so I have my MD and I'm a doctor, but I'm doing ~6 years of training after graduation (5 years surgery residency + 1 year fellowship).

When I graduate fellowship, income will likely be in range of $275k-400k yearly depending on city.

Student/part time bar back @ country club
21 y/o
$8.25/hr + tips
47 as of last night
A little under 7 inches, banana shaped upward curve

Yeah, you're not a doctor.

I sir, can say that I salute you. Do you have an NPI yet? If so enroll in Medicares PECOS system so you can treat Medicare patients.

I want to be a doctor as well, and I can't wait.

ok.

well, that money is great. its just so long to work for it. best wishes to you. honestly.

Project engineer
24
£30000
4 (3 b4 long term gf)
7''

Who are you responding to? Me () or this bozo ()?

Plant Manager Manufacturing
45
105K + Bonus
60-65 (3 hookers now in my 40's) slowed down a lot
10 dudes, yea, you only live once (Bottom for 7, 3 BJ's
7"L, 6"G

Software Engineer
22
35k/55k American
42
5"

Civil Engineer
29
$27.50/hour
30
6.5

The second one, thought I linked it.

College
18
N/A
0
6

18 and life begun, apparently. Fuckin' hell.

student
18
-40000/yr
0
5.5"

web developer
21
$75k
3
5

Trucking/driving
24
$50,000 yearly USD
6
~5 inches. Little on the smaller size.

Wait until you start working.
One day you'll wake up and realise that this is the rest of your life.

You get an NPI number right out of med school, but that is different from an indepedent medical license. Right now my medical license and prescribing licenses are "educational", so tied to my residency.

If you finish intern year, you can apply for independent licenses (cost a couple grand) and then work urgent care or rural ERs or whatever in your spare time. Some of my friends do it and make like $100/hr. Pick up like an 8-10hr shift per week or so.

I don't feel like my spending my limited free time working, so I didn't bother.

IT/Integrator
37
~65,000$
~50
~6.25"

>custodian
>22
>$700 a month (4 hours a week)
>1
>6 inches
Not a mechanic anymore due to school.

super sayajin
1,000,000
1,000,000
1,000,000
1,000,000

everyone is lonely, even most people in relationships

sucks

Working towards that never being the case - got 50 year old friends with ties in business and music, so most likely I'll at least be able to support what I wanna do.
I live pretty simply, too, so saving money won't be an issue

That's fantastic. Once you get your independent licenses enroll in PECOS, it's free and will add extra income depending.

Being a doctor does not leave a lot of free time from what I hear. How do you like It? Tell me things I might not know or realize about it, because you are me from the future.

Student, right now no side Job
23
...
3
Between 6" and 6.5"

Hungarian actually.

test

Why are you guys so insecure? The avg length is about 5.4-5.5 in the u.s. And no you don't measure the back from your balls or everyone would be fucking 8inches you tards. Its fags like you that make chicks assume everyguy is 6in +. 7.5 here n proud you basement dwelling virgins.

Electrician
29
$42/hr
2
6 1/2 inches

designer
27
18.50
25
6.5"

Oh, and out of 100 guys, 4 would be over or at 6.4 inches. Literally nearly everyone here doesn't know how to measure.

studying
21
500€
1
6 inches

Electrical Engineering Student
26
$22 Last Internship
38
9"

lol so many 7" - 8" here , guess the world average doesnt apply to /b ....

4.11, the +0.01 makes the difference?

They're fucking measuring from their balls adding 4 inches.. They're all 4-5

...

Mechanical engineer.
33
~$107,000 last year.
2, and I'm lucky it's that high.
~5.5" erect.

Jobless bum
30
$0
At least 40, probably more
5.5"

THANKS FOR YOUR HONEST POST

Engineer? What kind lol.

unemployed
22
NEET
1
6.2

~Leader of the Lord's Resistance Army
~54
~$20 million
~88+
~8"

NEET
25
0
2
4'' maybe?

You've been trolled my friend

coder
21
46k
2
7''

Alpha af

Internship, part of my study
21
not much, €350/hr
1
7"

Process Control

I'd pet that little faggot

Whiskey manufacturing
22
£27500 p.a
8 I think
6" and a bit

hr > month

Engineer
22
$68k
3
6"

Chemist
22
$20/hr
25
6.5"

Looks like. For all you tards. You measure from Tip of your dick to the upward end and point to point with an lineal not with the curve. You can't have all an 8 inch dick. No I'm not butthurt im over inch and measure it right.

student
19
$16.33/hour
12
6.3"

Nah. Just using my cognitive abilities to determine how ludicrous that would be.

student
20
0
0 girls 0 guys
0

hey how much programming do you guys get, including plc programming

power engineering student
20
don't work
5
7"

Looks like the dick size average on Cred Forums is 2 inch about the world average

DIA Intelligence Analyst
29 YO
92000/YR
>30 (seriously how are you supposed to know this?)
7"x4" (pencil dick IRL feelsbad)

What is this NEET and why do some money people work there?

Emperor-cook-physicist-transcendental sorcerer-welder
googol to the power of googol googols of aeons old
infinity cubed
simultaneously all of them
my dick is quantum filament of existence

Software Engineer
~$6/hr after tax
7
6.5 inches

--------
Yes, with masters from good university, with previous work experience and perfect english.
Whenever you US faggots complain about your wage, remember me and others who live in central europe.

> GS-15
> 25
> $117k
> 1
> 6"

feels wrong priorities man

retail/college
19
work for my parents
0
18cm (not amerifag)

so... social security disability benefits?

I seriously need a plc programmer for my project haha

>How are you supposed to know this?

I keep a list of girls names that I fucked... Autistic? Maybe. But I like to know for medical reasons. Im at 33.

Not this guy but university in the UK is what college is in the US, over here college is just a stepping stone to uni for most people

Western lowland Gorilla
17
0$

6'9"

College student (military college, so can't get job)
19
None
0
6.9 inches

1.6 x 10e-35 meters is a pretty small dink dude

I'm jealous you got a list. I should take the time to figure it out. I could be way sluttier than I think I am.

>Researcher
>I'm 28 years old.
>About 83k a year.
>I'm a virgin.
>I'm overweight so my penis looks pretty small about four inches hard. Though I'm hoping it'll get bigger if I slim down.

Studying computer science
19
190/month
0
7"

>Customer Service Manager
>24
>3$/hour (i'm not joking)
>1
>15 cm

I started it a long time ago. I keep it hidden, but it's useful information. No way I could remember all the chicks without it.

Avionics tech
19
$20/hr
3 for extended periods of time (shortest term was like four months)
Girth 5.5", length 6.5"

you suicidal yet?

i didnt jerk off til i was 19 and didnt get laid til 19 either

Produce Clerk
18
$11.40/hr
1
7"

found the micropenis

Decent amount, we are mostly DeltaV though. I'm more service than programming though (i.e. troubleshooting).

Project manager
25
~50K
~10
~6"

n/a
27
6 (I got married when I was 18)
5.9 (4.5" girth)

software engineer
29
$65k
10-20?
7in

Manufacturing engineer
25
Bit over $26k/yr. Been in that position for 11 months so far, hopefully gets better with time or maybe I get to change.
5, 2 of them were girlfriends.
About 7.5"

student
24
~33$/h
0
15cm

NEET
18
£0
0
I don't know that's fucking gay dude

Speak for yourself. I'm a married introvert, so I'm almost never lonely. If anything I want more time by myself.

Engineer
24
60k
18
6

>Mechanical Engineer
>26
>63000
>4 girls (plus 3 guys ;D)
>6.5 inch

Thanks for reminding me how fuckin great my life is

correct
still gets the job done

minimum wage fast food shit hole
17
$8.50/hr
1
7 inches

CEO
43
300k netto
13
6"

lawn equipment mechanic.
19
1300€ a month
0
15.5cm

Janitor (first job start tomorrow)
21
9 American dolleroos an hour
Zero
Last time I checked was 5 and a half inches but that was when I was 15

Thats no 7inch and press the cardboard a bit more into skin and u bleed

studying
18
none
0
7.8 inches

studying
19
absolute zero
1
7"

>implying he hasnt measured his penis in 6 years

sure thing buddy

bartender
26
60-80 grand a year
100ish
7

Personal trainer, crossfit coach, help run a food-prep business

Late 20's

$30/hr. Training, $22/hr. Coaching, and $10/hr. Food prep

8

A hair over 8"

Army Officer (platoon command)
27
around $42K/year
15
7+

student
14
nothing
1 girl multiple times
5

geologist
29
100.000/year
11
6''

Help desk
41
$80,000
25
5"

Systems analyst
43
73600/yr
28
7.25"x5.5"

Robotic engineering student
18
Nothing
0 (but 1 guy)
4 inches (yes i know that is small)

Customer Service and student
18
$30,000
3
6"

Financial Analyst
25
$50k
4 girls
Uh. Never measured. Probably average

Engine Calibrator
26
73,000USD/Yr ish
37
6.5 inch

youtube
18
1 dollar per month
0
6 inches

Prototype Engineer
25
$60,000
3
I'VE GOT A FULL 5 INCHES, IN OTHER WORDS A MASSIVE DICK

musician
20
not a lot
20ish
6"

Is this a YLYL thread? Over 2/3 of posters have 7 inc + dicks, who are we kidding? What is lower than lying about your dicksize on an anonymous board? Holy shit.

>The fact literally every single one of you has an above average sized dick

Something's not quite adding up.

Developer
46
65k
under 10
6" cut

>studying
>18
>1050 SEK a month
>0
>16 cm/6.2 inches

History student
19
Fuck all
Only my ex
Vagina

Engineer
31
$78k/yr in a place where $180k gets you a 1600 sqft house
9
5 inches

No complaints.

Supervision
26
$20/hour
107
7.5

Security contractor
25
200$ per day (6k a month)
A shit ton
Round up to 7" from 6.8

office drone
35
25k
0 - still a virgin
4.5"

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Level designer / student
26
10€/h
at least 7?
14cm

I'm not lying though

tits and timestamp or gtfo

0
26
0
0
7

do i win(lose)?

Airport Security
20
Approximately $100.000
None
6 Inches

Truck Driver
37
22.00 per hour
7
5

Doubt most people are lying about their dicks though. A thread that asks about dicks will only attract people who have big dicks and who want to show off. Dicklets won't want to come here

Insurance sales leader
19
3k-4k a month
9
7in

CTO
32
150k +/- Bonus's
around 10
6

You sir, are a wizard.

grunt laborer at a smelting plant
19
around $44000 a year
0
around 6 inches if i measured right

Think about it though..small dick men would be too embarrassed to enter this thread.

Sr. Financial Analyst
24
65k
2
6

None
13
$0
2
5.8 inch

Art Director, video games
29
150k
21
7

Vehicle inspector for traffic safety
34
About 3000 USD a Monty
Have nailed about 11-12 girls in my life.
Penis is 6 inches

studying
20
none
7
16.5cm

Benefits Director @ Large company
29
230,000/yr
Around 7ish
6.5

Why am I on Cred Forums? Because I grew up here. Happy Birthday Cred Forums.

never leave the people that raised you
also gove me 10k pls k thanks

Job title: Cad-engineer
Age: 23
Wage: 15,000
Girls pwnd: 2
penis: 7inches~

Finance
26
130k
4
7"

MODSSSSSSSSSSSSS

I did

Labor for landscaper
22
£8/hr
1
5-6in (measured from top. is that the normal fashion?)

If I was lying about the size of my cock, why would I admit to it being uselessly skinny?

KEK your dick must be invisible to be so mad.

Student
18
n/a
3
7"

stick welder 4011 local uniot/safety osha assiatant
just turned 31 in august
86,880 before taxes
6 3/4 long 1.1/4 wide

why do these underage fuckers not get banned immediately.
Mods, are you sleeping?

Security supervisor at a hospital
34
32.50
7 girls 3 guys
6.5

Autodidact drawing student
29
0
2 girls once, 1 girl twice
16.5 cm

>An Army
>20
>Little over 2k monthly
>11 i think
>6

public service
21
-
5

6inch

clothing sorter
27
9.60
something like 20 (give or take a few)
6 on a bad day 8 on a good one

firefighter
18
15k
3
4"

software engineer
30
110k
0
6''

was gnna call u a faggot but then
> 6 inch
good job buddy

Welder / Maintenence Worker
Just turned 23
13.50/17.00
0 - Kissless Virgin
6.5L x 6.5W

fml.

you only make 15K as a firefighter?

trainee position my local FD is trialing

Assembly line
21
13.00
around 6-8
5inch

Casual dining waiter
I'll be 20 on tuesday
About 15-16k usd
2 (on a technicality)
14cm (around 5.5 inches with decent girth)

Sr Systems Analyst
27
90k no tax
Over 20 not counting Asian prostitutes
8"

i figured it was something along those lines. how long until you move on from training into a core position and how much should you make then?

i got 2 years training then should i get a full contract at the end between 29-36k

wicked

App development
23
£26k
like 10 ish
7.5"

Architect
33
250.000/year
30ish
6,6 inches

McDonald's Crew Member
18
6 pound/hr
1
4

>inch

starbucks
30
15,000/year
2
5.5

Architect
33
40k
0
5"

unemployed
19
0.00
1
7" length 4.5" girth

none, just had heart surgery
23
none till disability kicks in
0
7

honest fag

Electrical Engineer
30
66k/year
2
5.5

Law
33
750k this year
Over 50 (now married)
5 (on a good day)

Unemployed/ part time
23
~€500/ m
2
6"

Audit at hotel in tourist town
19
10 an hour plus comission
3
6.5

both girls were virgin, married to last one.
I could be making 100k a year for my job if I started early, but I finished my school when I was 29, so not bad

Student
19
0€/Hr
2
17cm

I thought you had to be over 5" to be a firefighter? Do they not do penis inspection at your station?

>DMV Motor-vehicle Representative
>23
>$15
>5
>7" last time I checked

Municipal Code Enforcement
27
23.30/hr
1 (and "she" is a trap)
6 inches

Dock clerk/post office
25
44k/y
0 (I'm asex)
6in

.Net Developer
19
£26k
4
7"

lulz

Tech
34
100k
11 full on
5.5 inches

barista
23
$17 an hour
9
6 inches

bmw tech
20
22$/hr
4
6in? never measured

Employed, currently on perm for tech school
24
62000$
around 25
6.7

>3 jobs: cleaning a bar, office/cleaning at local gym, teaching a boxing class
>20 y/o
>Approximately fuckall
>9
>7 in.

School
18
?
0
I don't have one

> IT technician apprentice
> 17
> £650 a month
> 3
> 6"

maybe you missed that it was 44k in british pounds...it's roughly 57k USD.

none
19
none
none
6 inches

Euro

Still trying to get my GED
28
I hook up at gay bars and if soemone says they'll pay me for sex, I'm in, no matter what!
Does animals count?
the good bit of a full inch

Enlisted in the SwAF
26
3,850 USD roughly
19
never really measured, but guessing around average

Public Admin.
29
57k pretax
Somewhere around 20 - lost track
5.5

TITS

Medical student
25
92,000$ in debt so far
2
6 inches :(

Software Development Project Manager
$125k
2
6.25 in

>19
>Busboy
>$8.38 an hour + tips (ranges from $7 on slow nights to $45 I got yesterday morning)
>0
>5 inches

Disabled
23
$330/month
2
4.5 inches

QA supervisor - video games
34
51K CDN
10
just under 6 inches.