Walk into bathroom

walk into bathroom
see this
wat do?

shoot it

Kill it with fire... god knows theres enough blubber there to power a city for weeks.

Bend that fat bitch over and stick dick in her ass

Turn 360 degrees and walk out.

BOOMER!

hey dumbass, if you turn 360 degrees, you're still in the same spot. How stupid can you be?

Whip out my already throbbing cock and smack the fat right out her tits

suck her tits

Give her the name of a good gastric bypass surgeon.

Welcome newfriend

I would thankthat fat hog for bringing me that awesome tub and then tell her to get the fuck out of my house.

Walk out of bathroom
Try and unseen this

Will he took the bait.

>tell it to leave
>threaten with AK if it refuses
>if it charges me, start blasting it with with glorious JHP
>keep doing so until it either stops charging me, dies, or leaves my home

Stuff my dick thru the hole of 5 donuts, then go for 69. As she gorges on the donuts / blows my dick i jiggle her fat gut and tell her what a sexy and greedy fatty she is. Once she is finished, the fuck session starts.

Basic fatty sex basically.

Find the maker of that tub. Some high quality workmanship there.

Call some Japaneses to Hunt the whale

Haha stupid faggot!

This

Fuck her, because if you don't find her attractive you're a fatophobe and need to take your privilege elsewhere.

OHHHHH YEAH SLAM THAT JAM BUTTER THOSE ROLLS WAY BACON OUTTA THAT PIGS FAT PUSSY

Ahhhh damn yeah boy