Do you believe there are NSA/FBI on the b thread? If so, what would you say to them?

tell them to stop staring at the traps, bunch of faggots amiright.

School shooting
Terrorist
Bomb
Cheese pizza
Obama

aw shit you've done it now

>Why the fuck aren't half the people who post here in prison?

Maybe that's why most of the oldfags are gone and the cancerous newfags and moralfags keep ruining this board

Dear feds
If you guys wanted to see my dick all you had to do was ask

citizenfour was a nice production

are they aware of the massive Russian propaganda operation being conducted on pol and twitter?

among other things, using cuck porn and pretty naked girls as agitative propaganda to young sexually frustrated males under 25 with no future so they will support donald trump, who I highly suspect is Russian/ mafia subversion, and possibly do bad thing if he looses

race agitative propaganda from all sides

all the conspiracy threads, disinformaiton by russians

neo monarchism/ neo fascism supporters

they using and eroding away culture

you guys need to get on this with Russia team to counter this

its all depressing and sad, its no longer the world my parents and grand parents lived in

Let's be honest the people who catch child predators are pedos themselves as well.

Do you think I'm pathetic for ordering a large pizza then scraping all the cheese/toppings off and eating only the hot, saucy bread? :( I can't eat dairy

time stamp

God I hope so. Many, if not most of you, need to be incarcerated.

A lot of you are terrorists. Some of you are deviant pederasts. Some of you are serial killers.

And when Trump's elected, he'll ban porn. Ban/criminalize encryption. I can't WAIT to see some of you fags go to prison.

My school has really fucking delicious cookies, what do they put in them??

It's not like Anonymous has anything to do with Cred Forums anymore with all these newfags. I doubt Cred Forums really raids anything anymore. Cheese pizza has been largely chased away. They must be bored as fuck. Here's some keywords. hack mail server kill president assassinate murder for hire darkweb onion abduction slavery pedophilia

why them fucks yellow?

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Ban porn? He was in Playboy and tried to get his second wife to pose naked in it.

My phones default camera is really dim so I have to use a different one and I didn't realize a filter was on

Yellowcake

Here is my phone number
07526 565866
Fight me

Snowden video

youtube.com/watch?v=49vZhQlAEyk

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Tits or gtfo

I'd tell them that pretty much everything I've ever written on Cred Forums is bullshit. Just like most people here. The saying at the top is usually the only true statement in most threads: "The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."

yes they are. i want to say: you're a bunch of retarded faggots to patrol on Cred Forums. this place isn't as sketchy as it used to be. you're wasting your time.

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do you know what key words would trigger them?
let's waste their time

I would say "Tits or GTFO"

>If so, what would you say to them?
Hey NSA, you could host Cred Forums. The traffic would not even be noticeable for your servers. Besides, you could keep track of all potential mass shooters and plausibly explain afterwards that you knew about them. Not that it made any difference...